Problem Sleuth, the Chosen Arbitor and Champion of Pulchritude, meets Jack Noir, the Sovereign Slayer and omnipotent destroyer of worlds, in an epic round of strife. Will the righteous fires of sepulchritude, combined with the power of the legendary Tectrixcalibur and Ink of Squid Pro Quo, be enough to stave off the relentless assault of Jack's stabs, fueled by the Ring of Orbs Fourfold? I had a dream where this totally happened. I think it broke every dream dictionary ever.