Lemme smash by Algenpest

Boredom makes you do weird things.

For example...

On the left is Fukboi. He got strangled by his mother until he turned 17. He then ran away from home and met his true love, John. His age is unknown but he appears to be in his mid twenties, obviously. John doesn't seem to notice his surroundings and is for some reason able to say just one word, 'Gary'. He's constantly busy jerking off and/or eating (not inspired by my own behavior, I'm serious).

I'm so bad at making character descriptions.

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painted on a Nintendo 3DS
10 Feb, 2017, 2:59 pm
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Texabella

10 Feb, 2017, 4:45 pm

I adore how John just likes to hang out with his wang out, and how Fukboi's symbolically wrapping his greasy hand sausages around that cucumber.
Also
you're a male? aw ahite bois time to look up "negative sky nudes real" on google images for the next several seconds

Texabella

10 Feb, 2017, 4:45 pm

*shite

Texabella

10 Feb, 2017, 4:46 pm

also
she doesn't like yelloe

Tantibus

10 Feb, 2017, 5:39 pm

makes sense

Texabella

10 Feb, 2017, 6:18 pm

Re: O wow. I've sort of suspected it, but my intuition isn't always 1% functional. People always think I'm a dude too for whatever reason, funnily enough.

Texabella

10 Feb, 2017, 10:01 pm

Re: ye. all -6 of 'em

Texabella

11 Feb, 2017, 2:56 am

Re: For all of those text boxes, you just need to copy and paste some weird photoshopped meme animal on top of a real animal. It can even be the same one for every single field.

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