Uhh... Uhmmm by Tantibus

The nuttier side of the galaxy's archaeologists, as in the ones that scavenge the shattered remains of planet Rybab, have uncovered many priceless works of art made around the time marking the existence of the unusual species known as Sales Cards. It appears that in the latter half of Sales Cards' reign, the art quite literally painted the Sales Cards people in a much more sacred light. This baffles back-alley scientists, for remains show that the Sales Cards at the time were ridden with mange,

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28 Jan, 2017, 9:20 pm
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Tantibus

28 Jan, 2017, 9:23 pm

delusion, and other dumb deseases. As strange as this sounds, we managed to find a renowned philosopher teaching the local elementary school to give his opinion on the subject.
"Their egos were as big as the rock that hit 'em" he scoffed, before taking another hit from his Mickey Mouse-themed bon.g.

Tantibus

28 Jan, 2017, 9:26 pm

While we may never know what truly caused the extinction of the Sales Cards, we can all agree that their names were pretty funny.

Texabella

29 Jan, 2017, 6:38 pm

It's a diddly darn shame they never got to finish building their temple to eliminate anthropomorohized cartoon crow gods that they so vehemently worshipped. Oh well. It's much funnier to paint the remains with graffiti of male genitalia, anyway.

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