just a few minutes ago--

me: *playing through memory*
*fu.cking stalker comes up and tries to kill me but i shank his a.ss*
*guards get after me*
me: DAMN IT *restarts*
*ANOTHER stalker comes after me again, then AGAIN after i restart another time (apparently they always come after you in that spot)*
*after having three fu.cking stalkers come after me i try a slightly different route in tge fourth restart*
*a stalker comes after me //again// but is unable to get to me this time and runs away, knocking random people down*

WHY SO MANY STALKERS HOLY SH.IT

what's funny is this happened in a master assassin mission (those are memories where you train assassin recruits up to the master rank. during AC brotherhood, ezio becomes mentor to the assassins :P) so one of my recruits was walking behind me, following me when the damned stalkers tried to shank me. does the recruit do jack sh.it when the stalker comes up? NOPE, SHE STANDS THERE LIKE IT AINT NO THING AS EZIO STABS THE GUY

i guess the recruit figures that ezio doesnt need help, but still... w.tf X"D

Slender man?!

Yes because if you bang a vampire his dick will eat out your insides

rest in piss

slenderman

omg id be like "WHAT THE ABSOLUTE //FU.CK//?!" if instead of regular looking people, it were slenderman who attacked you X"D

*winces and scrunches up*
THAT'S HORRIFYING, I TELL YOU, /HORRIFYING/

that's like-- just-- plain horrifying. no other words come to mind, JUST. HORRIFYING

*plays 4th altair memory in AC R*

my poor heart, i cant, im not ready for the final masyaf key or the last of revelations
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god im probably gonna be a bit bummed when i beat AC R. no more ezio. ;__;
ive grown to like ezio a little more than altair - probably because you get to play as ezio in THREE GAMES, ALL OF WHICH ARE FOCUSED ON HIM whereas altair only has AC1 focused on him (not counting the PSP AC games)

I WILL FOREVER LONG FOR EZIO TO BE PLAYABLE IN SMASH

RESTinPISS ME

*places ceramic heart on floor, grabs sledgehammer, bashes heart into I,OOO,OOO pieces*

this will be me when i finish this fu.cking game X"D

*starts thinking of that /sad/ feeling i got when i finished halo 3 and pretty much any time i replay any of the first three halos*

*GRABS ANOTHER CERAMIC HEART, SMASHES IT INTO A BILLION PIECES*

im almost laughing rn but it's actually not funny X"D

and welp after i finish AC R i guess ill be getting ACIII sometime
ive read a little about ACIII and there are several who have been critical of it (and listed out said flaws that made them critical of it) so im like *squints at ACIII and ponders*
lI-(,
-^ C
lI-('

WAIT, I DONT NEED TO SQUINT, I SQUINT A TON ALREADY

bring on them crow's feet wrinkles, bois, cause im gonna have them hardcore

and the dimples on both sides of the nose. i actually already have them, but very slightly.

*grabs microphone*
and that's why you take care of yourself, kids! OR YOUR A.SS /WILL/ FALL APART BY THE TIME YOURE TWENTY NO MATTER WHAT YA THINK

that final masyaf key

FU.CK SMASJING A HEART KNTO Z BILLION PIECES, SMASH DAT BI.TCH INTO A TRILLION

I guess I really am just no good with relationships in the end.

Feeling pretty shitty.

Really wanna end myself.

Can't even do that because I always pussy out.

*hugs*

Hey..

hi payt-

if you think screwing around on smash would help you for a bit, lemme know, ill go on there and be dumb with you.

You'd have to add my other account.

sorry for not checking here again last night, i just posted a pic and got off without going anywhere else :O

but what.s the NNID of your alt? ill add it since i have FL space now. (a few folks have removed me during my inactivity and i...cant even remember who they were)

i might temporarily change my mii when we play so people wont recognize me unless they look at my NNID.

*thinks about making an ezio mii to use...*

im such Trash(tm)
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^ i should make a whole bunch of miis of people and characters so i dont feel all like "...RestInPiss"

ALSO bout what time will you be on smash? ill be on at i guess 8 or later my time (so 7 for you)

*cries* this music playing on this tv show (it's about some space sh.it) sounds almost /EXACTLY/ like the music that plays in halo 3, in the first cutscene of the final mission, "Halo"

And yeah that would help, the Mii thing (Or just making a new account altogether if it isn't too much trouble) because I /DONT/ want anyone seeing the account.

you can delete now, ive seen it!
ill write it in the desc of one of my offline pics so i dont forget lol

and ill def change my mii and probably a few other things (several other things actuallyy)

youve probably figured by now, but im not so great with account management. i forget email sh.it very quickly (probably because i never ever go on any) and so i get anxiety and paranoia of an account getting fu.cked up and me not being able to get into it.
i honestly get slightly nervous almost every single time i sign into my xboc account and my NNID. i dont remember what email this account right here is even on, so that's that ... XD

im actually good at switching up how i act, so ill be able to hide the fact im katt.
no one will know it's me unless they see the NNID.

XBOC ACCOUNT

THE FU.CK

xboc sounds like a shoe or tv brand or some sh.it

"buy these 5OO dollar xboc shoes, THEY WILL MAKE YOUR FEET GO APESH.IT"
"my xboc tv is 69 inches, has IO,OOO,OOO pixel quality and can be viewed in 5D!! IT ONLY COST ME TEN THOUSAND BUCKS, WHAT A /STEAL/"

is there enough room to name a mii "MadeInChina"?

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let's see..... there.s like a I2 letter limit right? OOOHHHOHOHO

i might go with MadeInChina since me using an ezio mii would be like "EZIO?! ...that is //absolutely// katt" lol

imstillprobablymakinganeziomiithough

fu.cking

RestInAbsolutePISS

*GOES TO 3DS MII MAKER*

MADE IN C H I N A

Lolll

I may end up just hosting anyway.. depends on if I can get sam or Jimmy to join..

Going to ffun would just end up causing me to snap probably with the laggy Mexican dicks who like to start shit. Literally 90% of the players I run into in ffun are Mexican nowadays.

Sam said he'd join so, I'm free to play whenever.

allllright, im on now w/ the diff MadeNChina mii

is it bad that mii looks kinda like me? 0_o
it's unintentional but damn

also *appears offline*

UGGHHHHHHHHHH WHY IS THIS SH.IT ON SMASH TAKING SO LONG TO LOAD

i swear it's like the loading screens have gotten worse since ive been on xbox. i dont recall it taking this long for sh.it to load

*sees someone on my fl changed her mii to "--Katt-->"*

*feels slightly irked*

I LIKE BEIN THE ONLY KATT AROUND, DAMNIT

THERES NO MONEY SIGN IN THE TAG CHARACTERS IN SMASH IM DISAPPOINTED

i wanted a $1.OO TAG DAMNIT

im MadeNChina and im $1.OO

...how many euros would a buck be? ive totally forgot X"D fu.ck

ill just go with 99 cent

RestInPiss

*THINKS

WGAT ABOUT 69 CENT

IM MADE IN CHINA AND IM SIXTY NINE CENT, BI.TCH

wait, when the fu.ck did i contribute a point to the last conquest???

while i wait for you, i guess ill go make a test version of an ezio mii in mii maker.... X"D
/REST/in//PlSS//

Sorry I've been on minecraft. The music and constant having something to do keeps my mind calmer.

I made a house in the forest and like 90% of the roof is made of leaves, and parts of the house is trees. At first I was irked about the trees being in the way then I was like *idea* and now the house looks really cool.

Oh I posted while you were typing again lol

I don't have any custom stages on this account... sigh..

good thing i decided to check this real quick

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*tries to make ezio mii*
"uh.... UH...... HOW ABOUT OBAMA INSTEAD?"

i always get like ... idk it feels odd to me when i try to make miis of my fav chars. god i was like "RestInFU.CKINGPISS" when i made that master chief mii XD

also minecraft soothes the soul

unless youre me, then it hurts your soul since it's so damn lonely X"D
but what you built soumds cool, OOOOH WHAT ABOUT A CASTLE MADE OF TREES AND SH.IT? (various wood & leaf blocks )

woah holy fu.ck your saved/downloaded custom stages are linked to your account?

*thinks for a sec* lol im dumb, why wouldnt they be linked to your acc, stuff you save or make on other things (xbox) is linked to that account.

DUMBKATT

*looks*
*one of my friends' message things on smash says "You're pregnant." *
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BY WHOM AND WHEN?!

I'm crying

Obama is the mama

And yeah, I've basically lost all my custom stages so.. *sigh*

I'm gonna check and see if there's a way to send them over real quick.. if not idk.

The only stages you keep on all accounts are self-made ones, but the ones I downloaded or friends sent.. gone.

*plays mama luigi clip but with obama's face edited on luigi's*

THAT.S MAMA OBAMA TO YOU

holy fu.ck, i need to actually make an obama mii now and use a Mama tag with it

MamaObama

RESTinPISS

Yeah there's no way to send or save stages that weren't made by you..

*rolls in salt*

I guess I'll just have to get new ones.

do ya want me to send some of the stages i sent you on your main account? *3* the saturn, bedroom (lol), house, um... SMOKW33D?, marth challenge course and like one more i forgot

"*rolls in salt*" X"D

i imagine someone diving in water then jumping out of the water, going over to an area COVERED in salt (so much it looks like snow) and just... rolling in it

lmao

Yeah all of those would be greatly appreciated

the one with the Pokémon music too

i may go in fg while youre gettin stages :B

my mind is I5O*/,, blown by my current mii, holy sh.it it...the hair... IM SHOOK

lol you posted while i was typing

OKIE ILL SEND DE STAGZ B4 I EFF GEE

before i eff gee...

I AINT FU.CKIN NO GEES

...maybe i need to change the hair on my main mii to the hair on MadeNChina because holy SH.IT it looks like mine (but much shorter)

IM S H O O K *SENDS 69 STAGES WHILE THE SHOOK INTENSIFIES

Lollll I'm hosting but I may leave to get the stages, so just tell me moves you're done

*gets intensely salty*

i wouldve kicked those peoples a.sses so hard their a.ss wouldve came off had i not been so rusty

FFFFFFF I WON AGAINST THEM BUT STILL S A L T

This guys just some random dude lol

lol i havent played zard in way too long HOW DO DARGON

lol RandomGuy

he'll never know it's me if he runs into me when im Katt :b

*gets rekt*

o

i half expected that lol

....sm4sh modders, PLS MAKE ASSASSIN.S CREED MODS I SWEAR ID MOD MY GAME FOR THAT SH.IT

ID

ID SACRIFICE CHARS FOR ITTTTT

P L S GUYS P L S

fuc u pokachoo

POKACHOO U SUK DIK THAT GOT FRIED BY ELECTRICITY

LIGHTNING DIK

*whispers*
"sakurai pls"

99cent L-LEWD FU.CKWHISTLE

idk what a fu.ckwhistle is, i just started saying it. it's something i just...came up with X"D

ill be waiting for you to get da stages & rehost *3* i told the guy we'd have to rejoin ye

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJUUUUUUYHHJHJYIHIYUU modders pls

I had to add Jimmy lol

I hath rehosted

aite, im in now

*looks at light blue yoshi & redshi*

I DONT ALWAYS SHIP CHARACTERS, BUT WHEN I DO, I SHIP THEM //HARD//

the only other ship i have (that i can think of) is rock and revy from black lagoon... RestInPiss X"D

WHATD THE STAGE DOOOOO

*tries to think of any other ships i have*

um

ummmm

um

i..... there's only redshiXcyan & rockXrevy

lollll

#NerfMac2K17

omg i just remembered
apple fetishes are a legit thing X"""D

im dying lmso

"LMSO"

THE MUSIC ON THIS STAGE FITS WHAT'S GOING ON

LOLLL

lmao

im laughing

back on basic brawl i used to portray redshi as a horndog who hu.mped too much

RestInPISS

lmao im crying

ONLY ON SMASH BROS WILL YOU SEE PETER GRIFFIN, BAYONETTA AND A RED YOSHI DOING HORRIBLY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS TO EACHOTHER

only in smash, folks

lmao

Jimmy said this was 50 shades darker and I was like "family guy edition"

I'm crying at peter giving yoshi a hand job

IM CRYING
FU.CJING

LOLLLLLL

Sorry that I haven't been commenting much here I'm just.. meh.. I'm feeling a lot worse than I'm showing. Sam kinda irked so my mood is just sunk to shit

BAYO'S ANIMATION WHEN GRABBED im done im fu.cking dead lmao

Irked me*

oh that's ok :p

sorry sam's brought your mood down-

i must use AC tags i cannot help it i MUST

PLS

me plus default controls plus ryu equals RestInPISS, every time

holy sh.it who's that stage intended for?!

I have no idea, it's impossible for Robin though. I was thinking maybe villager

it's prob for villager because DAMN

and didja lag out? *3*

Wow I just got the "your disk cannot be read" error code for the first time in my life.

I hope my Wii isn't starting to fuck up or something.

Hiii I'm here

I'm gonna go ahead and rehost for Sam, that other guy was kinda annoying me anyway.

Hi Jimmy <3

hiiiii craypay <3

holy fu.ck disc read errors are awful

i really hope your wii aint messin up ;_;

and brb erasing tags

AND HI JIMBO

HI KATTO

Yeah if it starts happening a bunch I guess I'll have to stop with smash.

lol it takes me like IO seconds to load e comments XD but IM COMIN

....that sounded wrong

IM...IN C O M I N G

"IN C O M I N G"

NOOOOOO TYPO U
shook

is sam in? did he not recognize me & decline me X"D

Lollll

Incoming katt

I'm sorry Katt I didn't know that was you :'(

When we're all incognito xD

When you misspell pilot and katt

Shhh

Go home me you're drunk

lmao

ONLY IM THE LEAST INCOGNITO CUZ IM ON MY ONLY ACCOUNT

fu.cking flare blitz X"D

im laughing too hard

My power just went out tffff

Well, it flickered. It's back on but I'm shook af

o sh.it, error?

OHHHHH power went out ok

thank god it wasnt another disc read error (tfw a momentary loss of power is a good thing lol )

Ohhhh, you just changed your name and mii?

Could've fooled me

that vampire di.ck thing legit makes me wince, IM S H O O K BY THE THOUGHT

what.s the word, i cant think of ittttt, fu.ckkkkk

RESTINPISS

i swear brain y u-- Y ARE YOU GETTIN WORSE IN THE MEMORY DEPARTMENT HUH

Coming back

Wow and comes a fucking flash flood wtf

Tf world

Sam is host, I can't rejoin

Or Katt idk

a flash flood? holy sh.it o3o

aite host & we'll join after dos

d o s

im a horrible person for laughing at this cosbo thing lmao
jimmy you brilliant soul X"D

KATTS A MEXICAN CONFIRMED

MEXIKATY

Fuck

Katy..

katy

lmao

Cosby is a nono

*PLAYS MEXICAN MUSIC*

brb gettin drunk lmao

DRINK NOT DRUNK HOLY SH.IT

IM ONLY TURNING 2O THIS YEAR

Sam's a Barbie girl in a Barbie world

No, katt you meant drunk lmao shhh

Wrapped in plastic.
It's fantastic

ive came thiiiiiis close to spitting my drink out like 5 times LMAO

X"D

drunk katt equals RestInAbsolutePiss

i dont plan on ever getting drunk irl X"D

i assume sam went to delete tags :P

my throat hurts from laughing so fu.cking hard

"Kheels"
"ON WHEELS?"
"CAREYGARY"

Yeee

I back

that barbie song is in my head now

RIP THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES

YOU GOT KICKED OUT BY BARBIEE

Gonna change a taunt brb

sam nooooooooo

Ohhh I have through the fire and through the flames over final destination it's such a good song

im crying the succ

RIP guitar hero 3 tho :'(

Ken you not

You think you're reaaaaal funny huh?

lol the inhuman achievement tho

MY BRO TRIED TO GET IT FOR SO LONG

I'm hilarious bitch : , )

Oh we can curse on here!?

Ye

Fuck

/FLAGS/

Will I get banned? :o

LOL yes fuck

considering how ive said /many/ very bad words on here and have yet to be banned, nope lol

PAYT U GIT THAT FLAG AWAY FRUM MEEEEEEEE

I dare colors to ban me

Say I won't cr

Damn it phone

Wait until I finish before I hit reload

Cri*

TAKE ALL DEEZ FLAGS MEXIKATT

This stage I'm fucking crying

lmao this stage
omg brb or ill else ill pi.ss myself laughing

RESTinPI-- no pls

NO FLAGS lol

lmao lucario 2fast
YOU HAD IT then walljump X"D

I'm eating chips so I'll be kinda afc

Keep that star away from meeee

dem chips doe

MMMMMMM

*uses broKEN tag*
Random: *gives me sheik*

*died laughing*

I may go play minecraft after this

K

Yeah this'll be my last one

I keep thinking I have the air horn taunt

i may go draw after this one :P dont feel like goin on XBOC

I'll go shower after this loll

the miis default down b cracks me up X"D

Dat torpedo

/BEST/ torpedo

XD

*goes to switch my mii back to normal*

Not MadeInChina, MADE IN USA

*breaks after one use*

^roflll

*heavy southern accent*
quick, get the super glue, WE GON MAKE THIS BI.TCH LAST

Think you mean tape lmao

DUCTAPE Katt
/DUCTAPE/

Also, did you know that Dale Earnhardt once wrecked in the Daytona 500 and /DUCTAPE/ HIS CAR TOGETHER AND KEPT RACING?!

ok, get the duct tape AND glue
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omg i typod and put "duct ra.pe" and it censored it RestInPiss

also omg holy sh.it, that's... that's amazing

i never ever keep up with anything nascar (or anything, really...) so i did not know that X"D

IKR
The only reason I know is because my dad was watching a race and after it they showed like previous Daytona 500's and yeah. He crashed and made his pit crew fix his car with DUCTAPE and kept going LOL

X"D it takes serious balls to just use duct tape to fix up a racecar and then KEEP RACING IN IT

also, holy fu.cking sh.it, i decided to google "minecraft xbox 36O assassin.s creed skins" and I THOUGHT THERE WERENT ANY FOR THE 36O VERSION

/I THOUGHT WRONG/ BECAUSE THERE ARE

/THERE ARE FU.CKING AC SKINS/

I AM S H O O K

THE AC SKINS (it's 3 btw. ezio, altair & connor) HAVE BEEN OUT SINCE /2OI3/
how the hell did i not notice them sooner?! you can look through and at all available skins and i used to look through em often. what the fu.ck

i dunno if ill bother getting them tho cuz i rarely play minecraft now. i used to play it a lot when my cousin played it with me but now? ive got no one to play it with.

(i need to download it on the wii u & play it with you on there sometime)

i wish wii u & 36O players could just...play together ;_; bluhh

yknow idk why i didnt think there were any AC skins for MC (lol)

i mean, the ezio games were big sh.it (ezio's games are considered some of the best, iirc, and ACII is THE /BEST/ AC), and AC's became one of ubisoft's flagship franchises?
DumbKatt, /OF COURSE/ minecraft would have AC skins w.tf

*cries* y u no have desmond tho

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESNT DISLIKE DES?!

des gets overshadowed by his ancestors because he's not as badass as them RestInPiss

damn my mouth hurts x_x
ive had a sore in my mouth since that last bit of bad anxiety from me biting my the inside mouth.

the sore is like toward but not quite in the front of my mouth and is in just the right spot for one of my fu.cked up teeth, which are fu.cked up from me /refusing/ to pull any out as a kid and...letting new ones grow in while the old ones were still in, to poke right against the sore.
this damn thing is never going to heal.... REST IN PI.SS

i really didnt word that first part of that comment properly, but im sure you get what i meant.

DAMN ME AND MY DUMB SELF
ive been fu.cked up my whole life, i feel sorry for my parents. man have i troubled them.

*erases part of comment

lol i need to s.tfu before i post some bad sh,it and worry you

anyway IM TORNNNN

I WANT TO GET THE AC SKINS BUT AT THE SAME TIME I FEEL LIKE ITD BE A WASTE OF 2? BUCKS SINCE I ALMOST NEVER PLAY MC

*THROWS RANDOM KEYBOARD THROUGH WINDOW*

*YELLS RANDOM TOURETTES GUY SH,IT*

KATT NEEDS BRACES CONFIRMED

My teeth are preeetttyy okay. My bottom ones are kinda fucked up, the ones in the middle on the bottom and a tad crooked and chipped (I ran into a kid when I was playing tag in like 3rd grade and it CHIPPED MY TEETH)

But I have an overbite, not bad enough to like deform my mouth, but it covers my bottom teeth lol.
I have a /slight/ gap between my two front teeth too, I used to be so self conscious of it.

I'm sorry about that sore though, I have one on the side of my tongue rn and it hurts like fuuuuck.

And yes you /do need/ to play mc with me damn it >____>

*makes fu.cked up face while trying to shield the mouty sore from my EvilDamnTooth*

ohhhhh that reminds me

the faces i make when mildly bright light hits my eyes

im 99*/,, positive many people have thought i were glaring daggers at them when, in reality, i was squinting super hard because my eyes get rekt by light lmao

IM SORRY GUYS I WASNT GIVING YOU A GO-TO-HELL LOOK

mouty sore

m o u t y

*comments while you're commenting*

Hehehehe

*reads "mouty"*
*thinks "marty"*
*thinks of marty 'o' donnell when i think "marty"*
*thinks of halo when i think of marty*

tfw i couldnt even tell you had commented til just now *says RestInPiss for the millionth time*

lol braces
i probably do need em. im afraid to even let my teeth be seen because i know somekne will get pissed at me.my upper teeth on the right side of my mouth arent so good, one's been kinda...broke for like four years now. i know that's bad and i should get something done, but my anxiety and fear hold me down hardcore lol

*winces slightly at the chipped tooth thing* oh my holy fu.ck @_@

COLORS STOP LAGGIN DAMN

BEEN LAGGY AF THESE PAST TWO WEEKS

*quits off MC* nope

it depresses me to play this game unless im with someone sO ILL PASS ON THE AC SKINS FOR NOW

i wish halo 2's servers were still up GOD I WANT TO PLAY IT ONLINE AGAIN

*insert master chief collection salt here* 343i YOU GUYS SUCK MORE DIK THAN POKACHOO

bi.tch, if i want to play h2 multiplayer /AND ONLY ITS MULTIPLAYER/, DONT MAKE ME HAVE TO PLAY MULTIS FOR THE OTHER HALOS

i love the fu.ck out of halo three, (fu.ck you censor) it's another one of my all time fav games, but WHEN I WANNA PLAY TWO I WANNA PLAY TWOOOOO

*sees halo 4*

*glares at it*

*sees halo 5*

lol it's the /only/ halo game i havent played. played 3, ODST and reach on launch night, and only a couple hours after they launched (those couple hours were spent waiting in line)

halo is-- err, the old halos were, the only games that id actually stand in line for HOURS to get

think of your most beloved game ever.

yknow that /intense/ love you feel for said game? that's how i feel towards (bungie) halo, especially H2 and H3.

o sh.it im rambling again, i blame it on my kinda-half-there ness

ness

O K A Y

bluuuuhhhhhhh

i may start playing smash more often again <_>

Sorry, I've been going through a bit the past few days.

Sam and I are playing though, if you want to join.

Hi kitty Katt :D

eyy it.s fine, hun, i dont mind.

fuuuckkkk my head /hurts/, i spent too much time working on my newest upload in one sitting @__@
i need to start taking better care of myself cuz im aging a bit faster than i should be... already have a few white hairs and wrinkles, fu.ck bruv. but hell, i may be dead in two or three years.

ALSO hi dere sam
*sound of toucan squawking

ALSO ALSO I HATH RECIEVED LIKE.... 65 REPLAYS

i deleted most of them because holy sh.it, i cant watch all those

*drowns in sea of replays*

i think imma go in ffun for a few mins since it's been like .... uh.... 5 months? since ive been in ffun (not counting that night we trolled as two macs)

*also because i feel hella lonely and really want to play with some people

rip both of you have probably commented and i cant even tell

fU'CK U COMMENT COUNTER

*accidentally SDs*
rust 2 stronk

SAVE MEEEE

I here kitty katt

Not sure if you're still up

But Uh Payt is going to be gone for a little while :/ I'm not exactly sure when she'll be back

"not sure if youre still up"

seeing as im frequently up til almost 5:OO, there's an insanely high chance im up X"D
but aite

Lol I got dc'd

RIP the dream

that one guy i was after was a di.ck from match 1 and would run & taunt and was generally an a.ss.

but despite my rust i still was able to bop him kiinda

Damn targeting system

*gets DCd

IT'S BEEN 5 MONTHS SINCE I WERE KICKED FOR DI.CKBAGGERY

I've bumped into a few of them with Payt little fu.kers think that's cute to do that

fu.ck man my mouth will have this sore for the rest of eternity

#FukkYouTooth

When you get a 2 minute ban

Thank you nintendon't

Have you been to a dentist?

"sony does what nintendont"
"FU.CK U SONY PONY"
*insert flamewar here*

there's nothing wrong with my tooth, it's just, fffff cant think of the word, misaligned? and is in juuust the right spot to poke right into a mouth sore i have (from biting myself while having some bad anxiety lol)

^ it also doesnt help that i bite the sore area in my sleep like every night

*deep soprano voice*
RestInPiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssss

I HATE MY SLEEPING SELF, I ALWAYS DO /FU.CKED UP/ THINGS IN MY SLEEEP
i dont sleepwalk, but im fu.cked up enough to make up for that. lollll

alsoooo im gonna go to bed cuz my head's still hurting like mad (which is my fault) and i dont feel like doing anything.

SO

*hugs* night night sam :^)

Sorry, Katt. I left before I got a chance to play, I'll be free tonight though if you're getting on.

ill get on and play a little while :o

but after a couple hours, imma play revelations. I ONLY HSVE LIKE... I8? OF ITS ACHIEVEMENTS

Alrighty :,)

Just tell me when you get on and I'll host (Jimmy is playing with me)

i kinda want to recreate grunty/s lair (and all stages) from banjo-kazooie in minecraft

but

FU.CK THATD TAKE A LOT O TIME

Actually, I'm free to play ffun if you want

ohh ye we can play ffun, im in it rn actually lol

but my mii's what it normally is, so im not incognito as sam says.

want me to switch to MadeNChina ?

o HI THERE

*draws redshi and cyanshi*

SHIIIIIP

FU.CK I RAN OUT OF TIME X"D

"no time for looosinggg cuz wee are the chaampionnss"

RestInPiss wii fit trainer

I'm crying

Megalaser u wot mate

"/HARD/"

TAG WHY

Crate u WHY

NERF THA ROLLING CRATEEE

it was IOO*/. sakurai's angry spirit

HES MAD CUZ WE SIN ON HIS GAME

we're horrible lmao

SH.IT WRONG ALT

TIME LIMIT U RestInPiss

strawberry shortcake don smoked W33D

im laughing too hard lololol

lmao i got kicked

WE'RE MEANNNN LOL

DAMN IT NINTENDONT

We are bullies Katt : , (

how can we ever live with ourselves?!

X"D

we live with ourselves by smoking W33D of course

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I'll brb gonna get my iPad before my phone dieeees

o im banned for like 2 mins (down to one min now)

DONT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST MY W33D, NINTENDO, IT.S MY RIGHT TO SMOKW33D AND RIDE ROCKETS INTO PEOPLE

okie dokie

I'm back and I'm fucking crying lmaooo

i didn't get a time ban for once

lolol

ALRIGHT IM GOIN BACK IN FFUN NOW

Alrighty :>

tfw stronk lag

ROY UR MINEE

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Then they act all sweet like they didn't do anything, I hate ppl like this

yea theyre little angellllsss *heavenly harp plays in bg*

di.cks >.> lo.

Lucio can suck my chooodeee

gtfo with your lag

im gonna rek dat bi.tch
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I'm crying

rip katt

god damnit DEFAULT CONTROLSSSS

Idgaf if I'm being an ass. People like this seriously piss me off

my rust is stronk lol

BUT NOW I HAVE TILTSTICK ATLEASTTT

NON T-STICK MEWTWO IS HARD FOR ME TO PLAY

lol people like that deserve to be treated like sh.it

ALTAIR PLZ

EZIO PLZ

P L Z

How you gonna have the name fire emblem and use cloud

#DesmondGetsNoLove X"D

Literally half the roster is fire emblem characters, and he picks cloud
What kinda logic???

WE LIKE IKE

ike: *is dead*

lmao

and i was thinking that

like w.tf why aint he an FE char? X"D

im crying

LMAO THANK YOU JIGGS

REST IN PISS I ERRORED

ALSO
"But Katt, dis ain't brawl!" LOL

I followed Papi Cloud on MV LOL

I SHALL FOREVER STALK YOU FOR NOT LUVING MEEE

o sh.it, was it another disc read error?

and RESTinPISS BRAWL MK & FALCO

vamp dik
*shudders to death*

No just a communication error, it happened right after the match ended. Rip me

ok, that's good x3x

and ill be in ffun again in a sec imma delete some tags & get a drink XD
(dat drunk typo tho, im ded)

Okie dokie

AITE GOIN IN FFUN NOW

CUMMING

lmao

OH GOD NOT RYU

im a.ss cancer, dude

anyone who tells someone to die is a massive fu.cking cu.nt lol

If you can be insensitive enough to tell someone to die you deserve to have your dick ripped off.

Like I want to die enough already, you don't have to tell me to

fucking ugh

Katt I gotta shower before it gets way too late and I forget... Again LOL

that guy was probably like I3 or some sh.it

i hope someone gives his a.ss a good long lecture (he probably wouldnt even listen)

also lmao kheels on wheels

TAG LIMIT REKT MEEEE

*gets DCd for idling* o oops

guess ill go on revelations now
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ALTAIIIIRRRR, EZIOOOO, I CRI

TFW REVELATIONS IS THE LAST ALTAIR & EZIO GAME

Have fun Katt, I'll be here for a little while longer. : , )

God it feels good to take a shower, I skipped like two days of showering..

Idk I'm usually REALLY uptight about my hygiene, but when I get all depressed I just stop giving a shit. Blah.

sorry fer poofin, i figured you already went to shower o3o

im laughing at how trash i ammm

i made a fu.cking forgeart "sig" of the assassin order's symbol on reach and also have white & red armor colors on there (but, i had those prior to tha AC luv), i have "ezio" and "altair" tags on smash, i drew a pic of ezio on MV, im tempted to get the AC skins on MC at some point... just RestInPiss X"D

but all that still cant even begin to rival how much halo sh.it i have... i literally have a fair bit of halo merchandise in my room

PLZ

gg, my timing & everything, gg lol

tbh i should probably shower sometime soon

it, like too many other things, is something i procrastinate on often. Rip me.
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^ also, on the AC TrashKatt thing, ive drawn THREE AC venos, an evil DamnFlag and now a carpenter bee. with a hood. X"D

MMMMMGHGHGHGJH I WANT TO DRAW THE ASSASSINS THEMSELVESSSSS

im gonna weep softly if youve commented & i couldnt tell

lolll

O YOU HAVENT

the comment counter hath told me the truth and not any lies for once XD

in AC R's (and all newer ACs) main menu, there's a little news banner thing like on sm4sh

menu newsbanner:
"The AC short, Embers, is available in the Xbox LIVE Marketplace"

NO

/NO/

THAT'S THE LAST EZIO STORY THING, HE DIES IN THAT

I DONT WANNA WATCH HIM DIIIEEE

IVE ALREADY SEEN ALTAIR DIE, DANGIT

*i will probably watch it at some point, though, because of course i will. X"D*

I hath commenteddd

I'm actually pretty tired for once.

rip me
a lot o characters i like die lol

altair, desmond, ezio, sgt. johnson (he's from halo),

I SWEAR, 343i, YOUUUUUUU BETTER NOT KILL ARBITER, RTAS OR CHIEF

the rest of the halo fandom would be like "nope, im out, fu.ck you guys, i refuse to accept your halo games as canon, bungie FOR LIFEEEE" if chief or arbiter got killed lmao

I think I just reported myself lmaoo

*types extra slowly

dang son im slow in everything

reported yourself? whaaattt?? on what? O__o

DA FU.CK

Nintendo is sorry as fuck. I deleted my main account, and since it deleted my NNID it deleted all my purchases. I just had to rebuy mincraft, the dlc I had for it, and the dlc for smash. I am S A L T Y

ouch, that /sucks/

can you not do license transfers with NNIDs? like transfer one account's games and purchases to another. on xbox you can (but i didnt do it w/ my acc because i never intended to abandon KK111 in the first place >.>)

though even if you could transfer, now's a little too late for that x.x

wait THAT ALSO MEANS YOU LOST YOUR WORLDS & STUFF ON MC. O SH.IT

Just when I was thinking about how nice today was..ugh

Nah. Just the worlds linked to that account, and I'm not sure. I didn't see the option, but it also didn't even warn me that it'd DELETE ALL MY SHIT

Man I'm gonna have to get art academy again too.. Seriously fuck everything.

i hope ya didnt have any good/ extensively built worlds on the DerpMarshallDerp acc tho

Naaah all I had was pixel art really.

I could make that again easily with enough time

The only thing I can think of that's REALLY upsetting for me to lose is my ender cathedral

do you have to straight up pay for the stuff again or can you just redownload it sincd it was already purchased on that console? im guessing you have to buy it again because xbox is like that. i had to rebuy minecraft when i made a moldybananaa

such greed that the companies have. purchases should be linked to the account that bought [whatever] /and/ the console that [whatever] was bought on so other accounts on said console can download the stuff again if need be.

the floor was made out of ender potals, with glass flooring so you could walk over them. And at the top was the ender dragon egg, placed between two encased endermen lol

i could probably build it again, it's just strenuous

ender cathedral, ooooohh that sounds like it was super awesome :o

*i reeeeally love cathedrals, THEYRE SO /AWESOME/*

Yeah I straight up had to buy it all again. That's why I'm so upset, like it didn't even warn me that that'd happen either.

It was pretty epic :]
I'll definitely have to build another one
TIME TO SLAY THE DRAGON FOR ITS EGG THAT DOES LITERALLY NOTHING BUT THE TELEPORT

yep it was awesome then X"D
i love the fact that you can make an ender portal, erase the portal frame and still have the portal open!

SAME when I found out I was like "GASP IDEA IDEA IDEA" lmaoo

RestInPiss dragon egg

AAAHHHHHHHHH SPEAKING OF THE ENDER DRAGON

i had that limited edition ender dragon skin (it was for MC's anniversary on xbox, cant remember which anniversary but it was one of em) on my Krazy Katt account. i loovveeddd that skin cuz it had wings as a cape (and because im a total sucker for dragons)

the skin pack it was from was only available for a limited time, so it cant be gotten anymore lol

atleast i could still get the cave spider in a tuxedo tho

MY FAV SKIN AND ONLY ONE I USE

when i found out about the portal thing i was like "what? it's still working? HOLY SH.IT! can i make a tiny portal?" XD

TOO BAD NETHER PORTALS ARE FU.CKWHISTLES AND CLOSE UP WHEN YA BREAK THE PORTAL FRAME

The cave spider skin is free on the Wii u version, I'm pretty sure. I always use a death skin, like the grim reaper lmao. I love how it looks for some reason. I show up randomly and scare the shit outta ppl xD

fu.ckin stalkers on AC R
GUARDS Y U TRY TO ATTACK ME WHEN I WAS ONLY DEFENDING MYSELF FROM SOME CRAZY MURDEROUS FU.CKER

... WHY ARE THERE EVEN STALKERS IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
you guys got some maajor balls, trying to shank ezio
they must not know who theyre after X"D

Welp Ima go to bed, Katt. My mood has been successfully killed and I'm pretty tired on top of it. *hugs* love yah, sleep well!

that one skin from one of the halloween mashup packs (it floats iirc) looks really cool, i like it. i wish you could purchas individual skins and not havento buy the whole skin pack to get a skin lol

and the spider skin is free on xbox too
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probably because it's not exactly a popular skin. only spider adoring crazies like me would use it X"D

*sees random civilian jump off roof*

what the fu.ck YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO EVEN SPAWN UP THEREEEEE

OHHHHHH, I SEE, YOUVE BEEN FU.CKIN WITH ROOFGUY HAVENT YA

Hey Katt

howdyyyy

how are ya today? *3*

me: *listens to radio*

*now has "summer of '69" stuck in my head*

RESTinPISS ME

i wanna make a huge a.ss ominous looking castle on a cliff overlooking a barren lava landscape on MC

frefdfdf

IT WAS THE SUMMER OF SIXTY NINE

*SONG REPEATS ENDLESSLY

I'm not doing so well today, sadly.

I don't think I've ever heard that song.

aw man x.x

and youve probably heard it but dont remember hearing it lol

Should I look it up?

who is it by?

Lollll I was playing with PapiCloud again today. He actually seems to have taken a liking to me, he stopped running and started playing along with my shenanigans. XD

He keeps matching my tags too, it's pretty funny.

He added me so whoop.

ay, sorry for disappearing qnd not being on, these past few days i havent been so well. my tinnitus has started bothering me again (idk what exactly's made me start paying attention to it again because for a long while i had been not paying attention to it and was dealing with it pretty well) and this lonely feeling has been pretty bad.

it's bad when i just leave my xbox sitting there, doing nothing for a couple hours. i dont even want to play anything *by myself* or draw. i just... dont feel good about anything...
bad part is, i dont think that being around people will help me at this point because then im probably going to feel lonely again when im back by myself. not being around people (aside from strangers in stores) and not having a lot of good interaction with people can really fu.ck a person up... maybe im wrong, but i think im fu.cked. id be lying if i said that i havent thought of leaving all my accounts on everything and doing something bad.

*i ran out of space*

eh ^that should probably be ignored. just thoughts that have bounced in my head too much for too long.

anyway- lol i think papicloud is someone i played with in ffun several times prior to my break/absence. if he is who i think he is (and i think he is), his mii name used to be "Anthony"

he is a pretty chill dude! it's cool that he added ya.

now he just needs to let me grab dat white marf

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"EZIO"
"PLZ"
"P L Z"
"P--L--Z"
"P---L---Z"

also on minecraft, a while ago, i apparently bought that candy texture pack. FU.CK THAT THING SUCKS W.TF WAS I THINKING

IT'S

//TRIPPY//

tbh the only texture packs that i like are medieval (of course), city, christmas and halloween

i havent checked out the skyrim, fallout or mass effect ones so idk how they are.

FFFVGFBFGFG PLZ MAKE AN ASSASSIN.S CREED MASHUP PACK, 4J!! ID BUY THAT MOTHERFU.CKER IN .3 SECONDS

///PLZ DO ITTT///

^i say 4J because i think theyre who does the mashup packs?
i assume 4J just handles the stuff for the xbox/playstation/wii u MCs, but idk

is it bad i kinda want to play the newest CoD /JUST/ to be with people on there?

ive honestly felt that lonely lately lol

RestInEveryBitOfPissImaginable

*feels really tired from crying too much*

(-I,,
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also that song

i actuaalllyyyyy do not know who made it (im bad about not knowing who made songs, EVEN ONES I FU.CKING SHOULD/ ONES THAT EVERYONE KNOWS)

i guess searching "summer of 69" would bring it up, but dear god, probably should be wary of googling that because idk w,tf would pop up on there X"D

*looks for ACII florence theme on yt*
*cant find it*

*looks for AC brotherhood antico district theme on yt*

*CANNOT FIND IT EITHER*
fu.ck you guys, I JUST

I WANT TO HEAR THE ANTICO DISTRICT SONG/THEMEEEE IT MAKES ME FEEL VERY NOSTALGIC for some reason

i wander around on horseback in that district JUST to listen to it in all its glory
*andtofu.ckwithhorseridingguards

Kaaaatttt if you think playing smash with Sam and I would help we're free rn. I don't want you being all alone and feeling that way :,(

Just remember that you'll always have me no matter how lonely you feel, one of these days we'll have to meet up so I can give you a big ol' hug

Please don't do anything bad, I love you to death and would literally flip my shit if you just disappeared.

I literally only talk to like three people now and you're one of them so /:

though, on the brightside, i DID find the song that plays during ACII's credits ;D
i fu.cking love that thing

it.s called "venice rooftops" or something like that

BUT, IT DOESNT EVEN PLAY WHEN YOURE IN VENICE, SO W.TF

if it does, i dont remember it.

ALL I REMEMBER IS IT PLAYING AT THE START WHEN EZIO & HIS BROTHER CLIMB THAT CHURCH AND THEN DURING THE CREDITS

your song names /LIEEE/, JESPER KYD

or whatever w.tf your name is

Kitty Katt I here

I give hugs yes?
Yes.
Come here

lol i realize youve probably commented and i couldnt even tell

RestInPiss

o hi both of you

i think i may get on smash in a few minutes since playing on xbox when im already lonely tends to make me feel worse *unless im playing an AC i havent already beaten*

Yeee join us, we'll make you laugh and hopefully feel better : , )

ohhhhhh, oh yeah, while i was on yt, i looked up glitch vids for all three ezio games

THAT FU.CKING VENETIAN CLONING GUARD GLITCH IN ACII

II/IO, best glitch ever, i rate six out of five stars

that lucio cu.nt from the othet night sent me a friend request

bruh do you really think im gonna add you after you were an a.sshole to me?!

HE SENT ME ONE TOO LIKE TF NOOOO GET OUT

Oh katt you should should look up Soulcalibur 5 remix to Venice rooftops I think it's pretty good also not sure if you've played a Soulcalibur game tho but you should play 5 :D

if it wouldnt get me in trouble, id probably tell lucio something on MV

and ive never played any soul caliber games unfortunately

but i went "holy sh.it, /no way/" when i saw that ezio is playable in SC

....
EZIO FOR SMASH MODDERS PLZ ILL GIVE YOU MY LEFT LUNG

i swear to god id rarely ever play as anyone else if ezio were in smash

MODDERS /P L Z/

Ohh sheik would be a good pick for that, no?

Very assassin like to me idk lolll

arceus does not sound like how i imagine a god would

BLEEEUUUGHHHHH

w'tf mr "im a god but i look like a llama stuck in a fence"

AND I LIKE ARCEUS, BUT DAMN MAN

a mishmash of sheik & one of the sword fighters (marth?) would be like yes plz

it.s only 2:54? holy fu.ck, feels like kt's 4:IO or so

BI.TCH A.SS CLOCK, IT WAS 2:54 WHEN I WAS TYPING

i wish there were a white (or light grey & dark grey) falco alt so i could act like it were an AC eagle lmao

fcffgvnbb

rest in pi.ss robin

big black dragon co.ck broke your back...somehow

#DontSleepWithDragonsFolks

#ORVAMPIRES

#ABSOLUTELYNOVAMPIRES

robin doesnt want to be further injured lollllll

I keep telling Robin to Fuck but he won't listen rip me

*listens to robin essentially getting FU.CKED by dragon co.ck and bombs*

oh um

NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

But Vampires are cool :(

robin sed "no fu.ck"

vampires are cool, but VAMPIRE DI.CK IS N O T

*WINCING INTENSIFIES

"HOLY PlSS"

*is a yellow charizard*

im p sure it's impossible to get back through the crack once youre in the bottom part

i made it sloped on the underside so you couldnt go back through lol

Y Robin :,(

I'm desperate lmao

Also, mean mainly the bitting part lmaoo now I'm sad :( they won't want my vampire co.ck

*sees a how-to do hoodless ezio glitch vid for revelations*

BUT I WANT TO PLAY AS HOODLESS EZIO IN BROTHERHOOD

or hoodless altair in anything. tfw he NEVER is hoodless in any xbox AC game (idk about the PSP and DS ones but probably not there either)

ALTAIR Y U NO TAKE HOOD OFF JUST ONCE

EVEN AS A DYING NINETY YEAR OLD "must keep dat hood on"

Fuck lmaoo

Not Cosby please?????

Anything but that

lmao @ anyone falling asleep

i instantly think "COSBO" when someone falls asleep

lollllll oh god

Katt you... dirty..

When nobody is safe sleeping x.x

*3* does the cosbo thing bother ya in any way? if it does ill not joke about it-

mac sucks moist a.ss

THE CREATOR OF THAT STAGE IS A SADIST

That stage... New PTSD!?

I'm cool with the Cosby thing no worries lolll

I'm starting to like the barbie tag x(

My game is slowing down lmao

I hit the button too many times

I was gonna say Sam point

Nooo the Cosby thing is fine lmao

And uh, I can't join

When katt let's me bill Cosby ZSS

gonna delete tags before i hit the limit

brb

(id out BR *shot*)

Lmaooo

me:

goes a solid few months without playing mewtwo

can still footstool to disable flawlessly

that's the magic of holding the controller in an unorthodox way lol

not even a tuxedo can make me like a DamnFlag lol

im gonna go to hell for the tag im using rn omg

COSBOTWO....RestInPiss

Mods too strong for me..

rip sam

lol that zamus thing had me laughing

luma sed "ur not cosbo'ing rosalina" lol

*hugs* night night guys, thanks for playing with me, it helped.

love you both- *now im gone*

Nighty night kitty Katt and you're welcome, you know we'll never say no to you. *hugs* sleep well <3

*sees guy in ffun with "Assassin" tag*

oh

nice

i just realized ray is one of the people who removed me

okay... whatever... i never felt like he gave half a fu.ck about me anyway

and then i run into him in ffun.

nope *leaves

payt... i made an obama mii

RestInPiss

im also going to make a trump mii & some others

RESTinPISS

welp, i made an altair mii and an ezio one.

im shook, //rip me//

*replays through altair memory because why not*

*one of the ally assassins that were following me clips into the ground partially then dies*
???

what the FU.CK

^ ive never seen that glitch happen before. weird a.ss AC jank, man...

and in both brotherhood & revelations, memories get bugged in minor ways when you replay them after completing the main story. in brotherhood, ezio always wears the brutus armor when you replay. (and i hate that armor so that really turns me away from replaying memories) in revelations, in ezio memories you jank and use weapons that you dont have equipped outside the memory, in altair memories it bugs and altair doesnt have a sword when hes supposed to (it made one cutscene funny, altair kills a dude with an imaginary weapon lol) and altair has his 6O-something year old face in the memories where hes supposed to be in his mid twenties.

:<

fu.ck, unintentional wall of text

have i sent you the (troll) trump mii i made? i legit cant remember if i did or not <_>

im laughing oh my god

even the fu.cking altair mii hates flags...when its not losing

I CANNOT BELIEVE I MADE THESE MIIS, IM SUCH A LOSER

i just ran into someone in ffun named "o" whose mii looks strikingly similiar to my "O" mii

holy pi.ss

im already crying

the sound tink makes when he teeters on a ledge X'D

Sorry I wasn't moving too much that last game, my TV is doing some evil stuff lmao

RIP the dream :'(

The game saw you said Cosbo that's why lmaoo

lmao COSBO CRASHED THE GAMEEEE

f u tag limit yoUUUUU

I'm gonna head to sleep Kitty Katt, it was fun playing with you and Payt. No fruitloops next time please? I'm just a boy. :( lmao sleep well and sweet dreams *hugs* love youu :)))

i picked puff and cosbo'd old brock and the other guy that joined

gg everyone gg

Sorry about my stage mods.. one of the cons of playing with me until I remove them lmao

ALSO it's 4:2O where i live (and it is in new york too right?) and im super sleepy (probably from laughing REALLY hard at you and payt lolllll)

so im gonna go to bed <_>

*hugs* nightnight sam!

lolll the struggles of not being able to keep up with non 3ds comments

4:20 blaze it!! And yes, it is. east coast kids wooo lmao

Hi

I got a communication error it was shitty

Can we comment somewhere else?

the comment level is too damn high X"D

but ummmmmm what abouttttt theeee.. a pic of wright?

ill look through #wrightp real quick and tag the one XD

let's comment on the santa hat one i guess '-'

fu.ck corey lol

fffff i wish i werent so rusty id fu.ck this cu.nt UP

*accidentally hits D*
"DK"

y

Kk I'll comment there