yes, there is such a thing as too much chocolate. i got two family-sized bags and a party bucket of m&ms and a box of some other chocolate.

but i got a mario calender thats KoolTM

But if you're not any of the above, try:
Me today
- Sleep deprived and dead inside
- "Golly I'm an idiot"
- Not going outside any time soon

Long story short, I ended up sleeping outside because I forgot how to unlock the door.

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