Harry 1: ohmygod a death eater
Percy: idiots, IDIOTS EVERYWHERE
Voldy: Ew bleurgh what the heck did I just eat
Tonks: EEEEYYYAAAAAAAGH
Moody: yeah that ferret is a student. ...y u lookin at me like that
Ron: ...oh
Harry 2: hi
Lucius: i smell... unpure people
Draco: omg me too

OK I'm done now.

@Crowley

Draco: Where do you think the unpure people are?
Lucius: I don't know, son. Let's keep looking...
Voldy: *slides up to them* Hey, wanna join my fanclub?
Lucius: ...What?
Voldy: Oops, I mean, wanna be a death eater?
Harry: NOOOOOOO!
Moody: Stand aside, I can kill them--
Tonks: No, I'll kill them! *runs forward but trips over Percy*
Percy: IDIOOOOOTS
Harry: Great, now what?
Ron: Let's work together and bring down the evil!
Harry: Kk *blows Voldemort, Lucius and Draco up*
Ron: *high-fives*
Tonks: *looks up* ...What just happened?
Moody: *rearranges the chair* You're an idiot, that's what happened.
Percy: Seconded.
Voldemort: x_x

(i like writing this kind of stuff hhh)

Percy: Why did you have to blow up the whole room Harry?
Harry: Dunno really X)
Tonks: Whoops sorry perce, didn't mean to fall over you
Percy: ._. Apology accepted now can i go back to work
Ron: Should we maybe clean up these guys? *pokes the bodies*
Harry: kk *puts voldy, lucius and malfoy in the recycling bin*
Moody: *is unimpressed*
Ron: way to go harry you saved us all!
Harry: *soaks up praise from fans*
Voldy: *rises from the dead* I'm still alive you freaks!
Moody: I KNEW that was going to happen.

(oops ignore that thing about rearranging a chair in my last post. I originally had Tonks tripping over a chair, but I made it Percy instead, and then I forgot I'd changed it)

Ron: Hang on Voldy... you don't have a fanclub - I mean army - anymore!
Harry: Mhm, who are you going to fight us all?
Voldy: Um... *stares down at Lucius and Draco* ... *kicks them* Yeah, they're dead. I MUST GET MORE MINIONS!! Who's going to fight for me?
Harry: No, too heroic...
Ron: No sir.
Tonks: *slowly eats chocolate frogs*
Moody: Do you think I'm stupid...?
Percy: *slowly raises hand* I don't want to be with idiots anymore.
Ron: OMG BRO Y
Voldy: Wonderful! C'mere Perce.
Percy: *slides over*
Tonks: *slowly eats Quavers*
Moody: *stares at Quavers* Where did you get those?
Tonks: Idk- *chokes on a Quaver*
Quaver: Hey, it's me Dumbledore!
Harry: *notices cheesywotsitquaverdumbledore* Wait, what?
Voldy: Haha... now, I shall destroy all of you! PREPARE TO DIE!

Ron: *high squeaky voice* H-Harry, my bro joined Voldemort, WHATAREWEGONNADO?
Harry: *pats him on the back* You didn't need him anyway.
Tonks: *pulls more quavers out of bag* I don't even really know why I carry all these around, but whatever.
Moody: Will all of you shut up? We need to devise a plan for destroying the Dark Lord!
Harry: Well, um... maybe we could put them in the recycling again and make sure they're dead this time?
Tonks: No way, look what happened last time! *points to the Malfoys*
Lucius: *emerges as a zombie*
Draco: *emerges as a ghost*
Voldemort: HAHA! MORE PEOPLE TO JOIN MY GRAND ARMY!
Harry: ...Wait what how did they come back?
Tonks: They got RECYCLED, Harry.
Lucius: gtjytrffgh prepaare to ddie *fires killing curse at Harry and Ron*
Ron: eep

*Snape suddenly flies out in front of Harry and Ron and gets hit by the curse* HARRY I LOVE YOU
Percy: Wait, what?
Ron: Wait, what?
Tonks: *talks with mouth full of Quavers* Well, that helped, but Voldemort is still alive!
Moody: I know, let's combine our magic and blow up Voldemort.
Harry: K *points wand at Voldy and ignores Snape's corpse*
Snape's Ghost: Why did I bother?
Percy: Oh, no! My dark lord of evilness, we have to stop them before we both die!

Voldemort: *crosses arms* Oh what nonsense... their power is nothing, NOTHING compared to mine! *bursts into maniacal laughter*
Harry: Quick, we have to do something--
Lucius zombie: Rrfghjuik *stumbles around*
Ron: *clings to harry* I'm scaaared
Tonks: *trips over the zombie* Owch! Who left THAT there?
Percy: Ugh. *facepalms* Dark Lord, can we just kill them already?
Voldy: Oh, don't worry so much... their puny magic can't hurt me!
Tonks: Aww, I spilled my quavers everywhere...
Moody: AM I THE ONLY ONE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY?!
Sirius: *pops up out of nowhere* Don't you mean, 'Siriusly?' *bursts into manaical laughter and collapses*

Moody: *facepalms*
Lupin: *appears behind Sirius* Good one, pal. Anyway, we're here to help you defeat the Dark Lord!
Ron: Wait, what?
Tonks: *scrabbles around picking up her Quavers* Well thanks for coming, we need more power.
Harry: OK, wands at the ready, it's time to kill Mouldy Voldy!
Voldy: Percy, Lucius, Draco, let's destroy them!
Ron: HYAAAA! *fires some spell at Lucius and he dies again*

Draco: *falls to his knees* NOOOOOOO
Voldy: Well that's a shame, zombies can be useful...
Harry: C'mon guys, let's finish this! HAAAAA!
*Harry, Ron, Moody, Lupin and Sirius fire a blast of something at Voldy and he disintegrates*
Ron: I THINK WE DID IT!
Tonks: *looks up* Oh, did you kill him? Great work, guys!
Draco: Dammit, the Dark Lord and his army are all gone. ...But I'm still here! >:( *fires spell at Ron and kills him*
Harry: NOOOOOOO

Ron: x_X
Tonks: Oh noooooo! *weeps into her quavers*
Lucius: x_X
Voldy: X_x
Percy: x_x
Lupin: ...Well? *he, Sirius and Moody finish Draco off*
Draco: X_X
Sirius: Now, we may have defeated the Dark Lord and his supporters, but let's have a moment of silence for Ron.
Harry: *sniffs*
Tonks: *throws the Quavers in dispair*
Moody: Hang on. What's Hermione been doing all this time?

Hermione: *drools over library books*
Harry: Oh, right.
Dumbledore: *floats past* Yes everyone, I just left you all to be killed while I did nothing! BWAHAHAA!
Moody. -_o I've decided I hate all of you.

Sirius: *hugs Moody* It don't matter, I love you...
Moody: waitWhAT
Harry: Huh? Dumbledore... is EVIL!!
Tonks: Heck yeah! Why'd we trust him?!
Lupin: Well, he's dead already, I guess we can't do anything about him.
Moody: *kicks Sirius off* Finally, someone with some common sence.
Ron's Ghost: *appears* Um, hi!
Harry: RROOOOONNNN *tries to hug ron but falls through him*
Tonks: Aw, that's a shame...

SirusXMoody for life

SHIP SHIP SHIP

Tonks' tail in this is just so fluffy

DAT SOME INCREDIBLE FLOOF
ron's ears are fluffy

voldemort is NOT fluffy

Fun fact I once had a Zelda fan character whose personality was based on Moody

well
i doodle little cat versions of him whenever im bored

also, RIP all your Zelda characters who chu don't use
and most of your mario ones except sheldon and edge?

RIP Lemon, Stanley, Jak, Jet, Whitebeard, Agahnim, Drake, Raven, umm I forgot the others

everybody died

whitebread??