ohhh boi.

to quote stein 'idiot incarnate'

He leaves snacks and crumbs and everything everywhere, cries himself to sleep, hugs you and doesn't let go, sometimes like a puppy or a wolf but yk.
he's a total dork, he messes up but everyone loves him really and I'll make sure this idiot doesn't forget that.

his hair grew out because:
a) he was too lazy to shave it
b) he was too lazy

but #b is literally my life so i can't talk

but ye this is one of me bois