once upon an ogre's swamp, pastel was watching breadwinners. suddenly, shrek came in through her window. "wtaf" said pastel "ive come 2 f uck n suck" said shrek "oh ok" said pas as she boinked shrek 2 death

hey u shipped me w/ pulpatinyd!ck sooooo no whining

thats a lie
u
shipped
me
w/
pulp

FIRST

also ur the one who called the onceler cute 3 TIMES

where areyou
let me guess you're drawing me f uccing the onceler again

4 times. u x onceler confirmed guys

once-ler pinned pastel to the giant a ss tree (geddit cuz of that [name] and [name] sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g thing)
"fuq mi in the PUS PUS bby" said paspas sexily (my immortal)
"h9w bad me be" said onceler ashe put his boy's thingy (geddit) in pastel'stool

i wanna be, the very best, like no one ever was
to catch them, is my real test
to train them, is my cauuuuuusssssssseeeeeee

sorry mammy :^( ill be good

we are number one but less than half of the 'one's are replaced by shrek and fiona's far far away idol audition, the rest of the 'one's are robbie rotten's description of some cake (which gets slower every time), and the net scene is replaced by how bad can i be but sped up, and the branch scene is replaced by a seductive perfume commercial, and the 'lazytown' thing at the end's replaced by the spongebob theme sped up, also there's a rainbow tint on everything, and every time the word 'villain' is said the kirby right back at ya theme plays, getting faster and more distorted every time, and at the very beginning, right before the whole 'have u ever caught a real superhero' thing, a shrek innuendo plays. also at certain parts you can hear a bad horror movie trailer, and at other parts you can hear allstar by smashmouth. and every time sportacus appears the sonic x theme plays, except its sped up.

i call it 'we are number one but i fricking ruined it '

we are number ONE *insert the music in the bg*

^my theme song