perfect

bootiful

@pas one time when u boinkadoinked lil king john and lex luthor u left a wad of kimkumdashian on my wall. it was strange

its been 10 years and im still dying over whats going on innthat room

i have 1 out of 3 styluses left so ik that feel all too well

I HAVE A SWORD STYLUS. CHUMPS

the one im using atm isnt even a nintendo one its one for a smartphone
except
i have no phone *loud af gasps in bg*

luckkyyyyyy @twigs

I AM LINK. I HAVE THE MADAFAKING MASTER SWORD

and i have the,,,,, uhhhhhhh
spit-filled.....stylus
with a hole in it
yuppppp

mom where are you
the bathroom always smells like fu cking dead fish, why????

its fun to make food it really puts me in the mood so pull up a seat and start to eat *spit noises* mmm yummy

cuz i drop ded fish in the toilet

no wonder
but where'd you get dead fish

-rips hole in time and space- FROM THE UPSIDEDOWN

sounds fun

-flies in- MOAR DED FISH -THROWS THEM IN THE TOILET-

*children screaming*

scooby dooby doo
where are you?
come and solve the
M Y S T E R Y

whats new, scooby doo?
they're coming after you
*laugh track*x1OOOOOOOO

hhahaqahhahaahahahaa funny meme xDDD

it keeps scratching doesnt it
i used a mech. pencil for a stylus for a while. it was $hit, it fell apart

so was my tablet stylus at first

what program do u use, xxxxmlgproxxx ft mah noo kik 42Omekanophyl42O

jinger hells, jinger hells
i just sinned todayyyyyyy
santa's sleigh is chasing me down
bc i broke his SH IT, HEY!

i used to use that too holu shietu
back in my dA days----//war flashbacks intensify

it caused over 5OOO lil kids to go emo, same with that f ucking "and u kno my name is simon, and the thingz i draw c um truuuu" song

ikr, its scary

merry christmas mom <3 what'd u get---w8 its november

mom why i was saving that for dakimakuras n dildees </3

Pas I feel ur tablet pain. MINE IS SOOOO CHEAP, it was 26 dollars.

aaaahhhhh baby shampoo

i 4got what mine costed, i got it in like 2OII i think?

the world's most angry house maid

cool meido