I'm not sure why I'm like that.. I remember someone used to make fun of me and my best friend when I was in 4th grade because we always hugged each other/held hands etc..

They called us g.ay and sh.t so I think it deals a little with that.

It's offcially Jimmy's birthday btw

im pretty similiar to you, i usually dont hug unless someone goes to hug me. the notable exceptions are my family. now if i met some of you guys (like you, yuki, etc) id hug you like i do to my brother c:

but youd probably be like "w.tf katt" if you saw the shoulder pat in action. i just... im gonna laugh every time i see ezio pat someone in a cutscene now since i realized that's precisely what i do X"D
the pat's basically like a weird lesser version of a hug from me.

and god, those di.cks. hugging a friend frequently and holding their hand doesnt mean "GAYYYY," and besides, they say that as if being gay is bad when it's not.

ALSO it iiisss? ohhh ill hafta hop on MV later and wish him a happy birthday then!

*sees npc riding a black horse*
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"OHHHH i want your horse"
*runs near civilian and throws money*
*waits and watches as the civilian hops off the horse to get SUM MONAY*
*RUNS, GETS ON HORSE, THEN GETS OFF HORSE*
(now it will follow me around)
"i stole yo horse, bi.tch, MY HORSEY NOW"
"...ezio is an a.sshole"

lately ive started to like horses more and more, theyre just adorable... not on the tier of bugs, yet, but still precious.

NEIGHHHHHH

Hi, I have returned from the land of poofing

I HOPE YOU WISHED JIMMY A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Also, have you ever ridden a horse?!

It's soo much fun lol, they're very pretty as well. Definitely one of my favorite animals.

They aren't very loving for the most part, though I suppose that depends on the horse :p

They're very skittish too, gotta be careful walking behind them

We've been friends for three years Katt..

Though I don't know the exact date of our friendship, I do know it was around this time when we met.

Happy friendiversary lol.

youll be proud to know i didnt forget to wish ol slimjim a happy bday lul

also nope, never have rode a horse. ive never even really been around one irl. :o
maybe someday ill ride one.

o in the paassst i think year ive nabbed like three horse books, one of which has helped me /immensely/ with drawing ponies.

*looks at the different horses and ponies in the book* 2cute, i c a n t

ALSO *hugs tight* running into you on sm4sh and eventually becoming friends with you is one of the better things that's happened in the past couple years. :^)

-also also- oh my fu.ckin god i was laughing so hard i couldnt stop crying. my chest & throuat STILL hurt lol

i already posted about dis on yuki's newest but i need to post it here too X"D

but on ACB. you know how you can throw money and civilians go apesh.it trying to get it? wELL.

i saw a post on gamefaqs' ACII board and one of the posters said "step I, find a spot with some brute guards. step 2, throw money. step 3, once the filthy peasants are everywhere, poison the brutes. step 4, enjoy the show"

i never did that on ACII because i fu.cked the guards over in other ways, BUT i was just doing it on ACB. IT IS SUCH FUNNY SH.IT, IM DYING. i love the poison darts in this game so much lmaoooo im an A.SSHOLE

ive been poisoning random guards then throwing a fu.ck ton of money to get the civilians next to them before they start swinging their weapons.

the peasants dont give even half a sh.it about the guard that.s dying and swinging a spear around like a lunatic, theyre just SO--

--fixated on the money on the ground. they even shove the fu.cking guards (AND HORSES, THEY SHOVE HORSES) trying to get the money.
it's a beautiful clusterfu.ck. and it kills me lmao

O YEA and in ACB you can recruit certain civilians and get them to become assassins. then you can call them to kill guards that are fighting you.

you already know what naughty nonsense ive been up to... X"D

several minutes ago i went and pissed off about IO guards, rode my horse (whom i stole from a guard) through rome while letting them chase me, i then got to a small street and called my assassins. since i was on horseback when i called them, they arrived on horses...i got off my horse and so did they, then they threw smoke bombs abd i threw two and then the utter bumfu.ck insanity started. guards on horseback trying to kill us, guards on foot running around, civilians running and screaming, assassins running and busting a cap in guards' a.sses (they have PISTOLS), horses without riders running around, and all of this with thick smoke clouds rolling through the street.

i started laughing so hard i had to pause the game for a couple minutes

L M A O

after it was over, there were 3 horses that reared a few times then ran away. i think they were the assassins' horses. that made me laugh even harder X"D

i was laughing so hard that our neighbors probably couldve heard me if they were near the backyard.

lol

also im sure i had a "what the fu.ck" look on my face the other night when dis happened:

me: "THERE IS A FIGHT CLUB IN THIS GAME, //WHERE IS IT?// I NEED THE ACHIEVEMENT YOU GET WITH IT"
*runs around looking for it*
*decides to check the mercenaries' barracks a second time since FU.CK, SRSLY, IT MUST BE HERE, IVE LOOKED EVERYWHERE ELSE*
*finally finds the damn fight club*
"OKAY YES! wow, mercenaries are a,ssholes. DAMN GUYS, YOURE DI.CKS. ...OK LET'S SEE W.TF I CAN DO"
*goes and bets II7 bucks ill win because /of course/ /i/ would do that lol*
-loading screen before fight-
*fight starts*
*apparently ubisoft thought it would be funny for ezio to yank off his hood and all and fight shirtless.
"wait, what the FU.CK? UUM... O K A Y ? *laughing* what the fu.ck, ubisoft, what the /fu.ck/"

^ and of course i said "RestinPISS" along with all that.

...RestInPiss

lmao

IM GONNA GO POISON MORE GUARDS AND LAUGH MY A.SS OFF

i was even laughing at the fact that i accidentally killed a civilian when i was trying to poison a guard. (the greedy fu.ck ran right in front of the guard, trying to get money, while i was trying to shoot a poison dart at said guard) all the guards IMMEDIATELY came after my a.ss when he died. so i called my assassins while already crying from laughter.

round 2 of utter bumfu.ck insanity, BEGIN X"D

I've come to the conclusion that some people just wanna watch the world burn...

...and those some people are you on AC X,,D

I just imagine tne guards like

"HELP ME YOU LIL SH.T"

Civilian: *Mr. Krabs voice* MONEYYYY

Lmaooooooo f-fite club

KATT GONNA FITE BOI

*imagines Katt with muscles looking at fite club members like: "you like what you see"*

FFFFFFFFITE

Speaking of fite *snort*

I was playing smash with Starkk today and this one guy had the audacity to hit on me LOL

"Hey*cutie :)"

me: ohsh.tlmao

Starkk: "Oh he's dead."

me: *grabs popcorn*

Starkk you JUST got unbanned da.mn it

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Also, YES KATT I AM PROUD OF U FOR NOT FORGETTING

even tho Jimmy told me that you said you only knew cause I told you

I was like

O... Yw

I thank smash for so many of my friends, I'm extremely grateful I got the chance to be yours as well. : , )

You, Jimmy, Starkk, and Evain have all been my friends for 3 years now.

I hold you all very dearly and wouldn't hesitate to give my own life for any of yours.

ALSO

I may ride some horses this week actually. My friend that owns horses is back home for Christmas and wants me to visit her ###:,,,,,,,)))))))

I wish I could bring you with me, I think you'd have a /TON/ of fun riding. It's so nice, the only issue is it'll be cold AF

lolll im only an a.sshole in AC when im in postgame and dont really have much to do aside from grab D A M N F L A G S and stuff. when im going through the story, i behave & never do anything to anyone other than story targets... lmao

but lol yes in postgame im one of those who want to watch the world burn. ILL SET DIS WHOOOLE BI.TCH ON F I R E

i laughed at that mr krabs thing

THE CIVILIANS EVEN SHOUT SH.IT WHEN THEYRE GRABBING THE MONEY

they do yell like: *excited* "MONEY!!"

civilans: MONEY!! G O L D! *MASSIVE HOARD OF RABID PEOPLE YELLING AND FRANTICALLY GRABBING MONEY*
poisoned guard: *staggers* nnughh fu c k *gets shoved by person*
civilian: A PENNY! *and some italian that i dont understand* IT'S MY LUCKY DAY!
other guards: *all watch the poisoned guard slowly die like "w.tf" *

meanwhile i am totally laughing my a.ss off. my chest is actually sore i laughed so much lol

me with big muscles would signal the apocalypse

my arms are twigs. like they look almost like a fu.ckin adventure time character's arm. lol

i need to exercise tbh

thouughhhhh back when it,was warm, i was doing stuff outside, and i was getting a little stronger. but since it.s gotten cold and i stay inside all the time aside from going out a few times to help my mom with stuff (like the kitties we have) im back to being... how do they say it.. wimpy af X"D

also oHHH SH.IT

*shows starkk about to wreck some a.ss*

rip guy, we hardly knew ye

*PLAYS TINY VIOLIN

i think i looked at jimmy's mv several months back trying to see when his bday was but he had his set to private.

i thiiink it was jimmy. im not sure, i cant trust my memory <_>

lol i do stalk my buddies' MVs trying to see their birthdays so i can send them a doodle of a cake or some sh.it & tell them "HAPPY BDAY"

im usually a bit awkward on just asking people when their bday is. a recent exception was me asking my bud fire on xbox when his was, and HOLYDAMN, IT'S 3 DAYS AFTER MINE

but making those bday #iwotm8 charts really helps with getting everyone's birthdays in a subtle way... X"D

and i feel the same way on that (the dear friends thing)

bless sakurai for making smash bros

WE MAKE A LOT OF NERF JOKES BUT WE LOVE YOU SAKURAI

ALSO that sounds really fun! hope you and your buddy have a good time with the horsies.

me trying to do anything when it's cold is a pitiful sight X"D
id most likely have my hood on (i look almost like an assassin when i have my hood on, i find it funny. NNNNHH I WANT ONE OF THOSE BEAKED ASSASSIN HOODIES) and id be all hunched over and with my hands in my pockets and stuff. i kinda have to do the pocket thing, my hands get cold enough to start hurting really fast if i dont.

basically, FU.CK YOU WINTER

YOU TAKE MY BUGS AWAY, MY WARMTH, AND MY FREEEDOM

but id probably do my best to tolerate the cold to hang out with you :p

also also lmao

in ACB, if you IOO*/,,ed a memory, you can replay through it and ACTIVATE CHEATS in said replay.

since ive IOO*/,,ed every memory ive done (which is all but a couple side memories) i have all the cheats.

one of the cheats turns every horse into a unicorn and turns your swords into lightning swords... i activated it and immediately started laughing at how ridiculous it was.

seeing ezio ride a unicorn was too much, i c a n t

then some guards came after me and i saw the lightning swords...

rip me lmao

^ also one of the cheats was "sisterhood," it turns all assassin recruits into chicks.

my thoughts upon reading its effect: "..whuh...? oh god-- EZIO YOU BETTER NOT--"

another one of the cheats gives unlimited assassin signals (those are for when you call your assassins to fu.ck some guards up)

/oh yes.../ i can see the delicious chaos now

GIVE IT TO ME
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also you can unlock an outfit of raiden from MGS to use.
to get it, you gotta do all the virtual training thingies & get a bronze medal on all of em. i cant settle for bronze so ive redone things over and over and have gold on most stuff. i havent done em all yet (dont even have a medal) but BOIII IM GETTIN GOLD ON EVERYTHING then ill have the raiden skin lol

IM CURIOUS AS TO WHAT OTHER SKINS THERE ARE. i know there.s a desmond one cuz i got it and immediately saud "WAIT, DESMOND?? THE FU'CK?"
gimme an altair skin plz
i bet there is an altair one but uplay is required for it.

RESTinPISS

/ALTAIR/

Y U NO A REWARD FOR GETTING IOO*/,,?

colors ate most of my spaces

thnx c3d

yknow what, FUKKIT, im gonna go look and see what other skins there are to get and how to get em.

kinda hoping there's one that takes ezio's hood off but i doubt there is.

*replays through the first 8 memories to play as hoodless ezio*

#SuchAFabulousPonytail

TOO BAD HE KEEPS HIS FU.CKIN HOOD ON SO YOU ALMOST NEVER SEE IT

#ezio do any of the pics on here even show his ponytail

IM BETTING NOT

nope, they dont

#assassinscreed CMON M8

there's oooone pic of hoodless ezio in the AC tag and you cant see all of his hair in it

GG lol

o wait nvm there is /one/ that shows it. but it's real cartoony.
RestInPiss

RestInAllThePiss

I KNEW IT

THERE ARE TWO ALTAIR OUTFITS & ONE OF ALTAIR'S ARMOR AND THEYRE ALL THROUGH UPLAY ONLY.
(near the beginning of ACB, bad sh.it happens and ezio loses altair's armor set.)

and two more of the other outfits require you to sync your xbox acc with AC project legacy, whiiichhh, iirc, was a facebook game...? fu.ck that!

UBISOFT Y U DO DIS

and yep no hoodless ezio ones unless the altair armor one is hoodless.
in the segments that are prior to ezio losing the armor (so when hes wearing it), he has his hood down, so /maybe/ that altair armor outfit is hoodless but i kinda doubt it.

y ubisoft Y

i like seeing ezio without the hood on.
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i guess ill just have to replay those first 8 memories to play as hoodless ezio.

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lmao

god, poisoning guards with poison darts is my new favorite thing to do in AC
THAT FU.CKING "Pyoom" NOISE THE DART MAKES WHEN YOU SHOOT IT

im laughing & crying rn just imagining it

me: *on horseback* *sees guard riding horse* "OOOooO, HUHUHEHEH K E K"
*gets near guard*
*shoots dart*
*PYOOM!*
*starts laughing uncontrollably*
*poisons more guards*
*PYOOM!*
*/LAUGHS EVEN HARDER/*

Oml so much text LOL

Civilians are Mr. Krabs confirmed LOL

I looked up hoodless Ezio so no worries X,D

me: oml ponytail *squeeeee*
long hair just gets me.. I LOVE IT SO MUCH

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Some fan art of Ezio is hot lol

Honestly... I'm starting to hate smash more and more.

I never play it unless someone asks me to anymore, every time I do I run into d.cks and they ruin my mood. I don't know why, but the longer the game is out the more d.ckish people seem to get.

I miss the days where people couldn't talk sh.t in the tags. Now any time someone has beef and wins they talk sh.t and leave, or if they lose they report and leave.

The rules/guidelines ruined smash 4.

Just like yesterday, Starkk and I were in ffun, and Starkk was actually being calm for once (not attacking everyone without mercy) and he was messing around with me.

He likes to grab and pummel me, he doesn't throw me or anything and I DO IT BACK TO HIM.

This one guy gets p.ssed at him, JUST HIM and we had been doing it for /half/ the match. He attacks Starkk, Starkk simply grabs him and throws him away from us, and he loses his sh.t.

So after Starkk beats the sh.t out of him he puts in the tags

"reported HAHAHAHA"

boi what?

So Katt it's time to answer the question..

Does having se.x with a guy you turned into a girl make you gay?

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Find out next time on Katt's AC adventures!

ARM LIKE TWIGS HUH?!

you and I both must be irl versions of Spongebob XD

WE NEED ANCHOR ARMSSS

(also don't misconstrue that comment about all the text for me being like "DONT SEND THIS MUCH" it /does not/ bother me at all, I only made the comment cause I came back and scrolled up for centuries XD)

There was a stinkbug in my lamp earlier and the dang thing kept buzzing around.

Finally I had enough and shook it out of my lamp.

Stink bug: *lands on carpet*

Me: *leans down giving it Toriels death-stare*

Me: I oughta squish you.. *instead picks it up and places it on my tv stand*

Stink bug: *is still standing there in the same place after 10 or so minutes*

how much worse has sm4sh's online gotten in the past -3 months? di.ckbags /everywhere/?

honestly the report thing is what pissed me off the most when i was on. the tag sh.it talk is tame compared to what ive heard on xbox (and VERY tame compared what i keep in my mind lmao) but still pissed me off when it was laggy and my inputs got fu.cked. but the main thing that pisses me off is reports, no one should get banned just for being skilled at a game. salty fu.ckbags who report because theyre sore from losing deserve to be banned for like 6 months lol

how often do you and starkk get banned now? i bet starkk does often since iirc each time youre banned it takes less reports to get banned AGAIN once youre out of banland.

we need arms like ryu's lmao

is it bad i kinda wish i did have muscle-y arms? not like ryu's, of course, but ones with defined muscles X"D

also that's funny because I TOOK LIKE 3 STINKBUGS OUTSIDE EARLIER

i accidentally pissed the last one off and it stunk on me. RestInPiss lol

still a precious bby
me: youre so cute MAY I HUG U U PRECIOUS LITTLE BABIES
stinkbug I: *didnt give a sh.it about anything*
stinkbug 2: ok
stinkbug 3: N O *STINKS ON ME*

i somehow got the stinkbug stench on /the collar/ of my shirt, too... idk how lol
rip my only pony shirt

*reads the s.ex change question* whuh

i had to reread that again cuz im like "payt... are you high" lolll im laughing

BUT I DUNNO

HOW ABOUT IT'S GAY AND NOT GAY AT THE SAME TIME

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also, oh god, what ezio fanart did you see while looking? loll

i like long hair too, it does look cool on dudes.
i guess that shows in my male characters since most of them have long hair or would have it if they were human (flare and garrett being some exceptions). long hair OP, dont nerf plz.
*ominous barber appears* I SAID, DONT NERF PLZ!

though ill admit hair that's not short but not long is uh what i like most..

i swear i get almost embarrassed just mentioning these kinds of things, rip me

lol

but really, RestInPiss

RESTinPISS

According to Starkk he's "always banned" lolll

I've only been banned once, but it really pisses me off that people report him and /not/ me because he's a dude.

If someone's being a d.ck to him I instantly turn into the BIGGEST b.tch lol.

YET SOMEHOW ONLY /HE/ GEGS BANNED

Gegs lolll

You need Ryu's arms, I'll take Ike's

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MARTH DO YOU LOVE ME YET?!
*flexs*

Marth: *sweat drop*

Prepare yourself, Marth.

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"I managed to p.ss off a stinkbug today"

me: *uncontrollable laughter*

idk why but that made me laugh so hard xD

Idk where my stinkbug went, he was crawling around my tv while I was drawing, then he just poofed..

rip stinky

Well, I saw some realistic fan art and it was really nice x.x

then animu fan art of him saying his something was the longest..

I don't wanna know what he was reffering to e.e

I like /long/ hair.

once upon a time, my hair went past my butt.. mom made me cut it, though.

I remember watching adventure time and falling in love with Marceline's hair. IT'S SOOO LONG LET ME LOVEEE

i used to get tempted to change my wii u mii to one of my characters, a dude named ross (ive played as a mii of him several times) but with his hair color changed from white to brown so it seemed like it could really be a legit person, just to see how differently people would treat me. i bet id be banned frequently like starkk lol

i still might do that thing.

...though i /could/ make and use an ezio mii for sh.its and giggles...

*imagines it*
*LAUGHS*

...altair y u no take off your hood LET US SEE YOUR WHOLE FAACEEEE

me with ryu's arms and you with ike's... oh god lol

LUV HER, MARTH

LET HER GIVE YOU SOME LUV

you gonna "geg" da luv X"D

also stinkbugs /love/ to get all up in windows and curtains (i found another one in a window today lul) so the one that poofed miiight be hiding in one of your windows.

and *pisses off ALL the stinkbugs*
now my nose can rot off
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i think my hair used to be the same as yours XD but my mom cut it cuz dead ends. now it's like ... i think two inches or so above my butt.

i tend to let most of my hair hang down the front of my body. an older picture of #draela is a pretty good example of how mine looks. it's the one with the almost fullbody draela on the right and like three heads on the left
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i misplaced the coat i had in that pic... idk where it went. I LOVED THAT THING. RESTinPISS

*looks* NVM IT'S 4 HEADS NOT 3

and oh my, either i drew my hair shorter than it really was, or my hair's gotten longer lol

*had to leave for a min*

our cats are a.ssholes e3e

but animoo ezio....

noooo THE AC CHARS ONLY LOOK RIGHT WHEN DRAWN REALISTICALLY, ANIME/MANGA STYLED IS A nope

also lolll what he was referring to in that fanart was obiviously his hidden blade.

wait, that actually makes it sound /more/ inappropriate... RestInPISS

^ every time i write or think "animoo" instead of "animu" i think of markiplier because "markimoo"

i am bread is too OP for mark

*does every assassination contract*

welp

i have all the flags, feathers, treasures and yada yada. (98*/,, COMPLETION BOYZ)

so it's time to head to the fight club again.

RestInPiss

FFFFFITE

I actually have a seperate account on my wii u, I've never told anyone what it is though lol.

Sometimes I just wanna play alone, though, it's very rare for me to.

Your hair seems to be very similar to mine in style, though my bangs are pulled further over I think.
My bangs aren't exactly heavy, but they're there lol.

My hair is currently either exactly halfway down my back or a liiiittle bit over.

It stopped growing as fast as it used to, I feel like my poor lifestyle is probably causing it not to..

The hair I use for my mii actually represents it very well, especially since it's naturally wavy.

DAMN U FFFFITE CLUB

how does one beat up three guys in less than 25 seconds lol

I NEVER GET HIT BY ANY OF EM, BUT ONE ALWAYS HAS A TEENY BIT OF HEALTH LEFT AND *timer runs out* so Fission Mailed

how TF-- AND I EVENTUALLY GOTTA TAKE OUT /FIVE/ IN LIKE 45 SECONDS?!

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ohhh have i ever ran into you while you were on your secret account? i distinctly remember running into a marth player that just reminded me of you SO much. i cant remember what their mii was called tho RestInPiss

and lucky you XD none of the mii hairstyles are quiiiite like mine, i just chose the one i have because it's sorta similiar, despite my hair not being wavy.

the hairstyle that comes closest is the one with long hair that drapes down the front, only it shows a liiittle too much forehead to be quite like me.

i actually made a mii of wright that uses that hair lollll i should go on my wii u and remake the mii there and then make it on smash. -ANDSENDITTOYOU-

*is about to go back into da fite club to RestInPISS*

i swear im like "why" every time i play this

TOO MANY WHYS

WHY FIVE MERCENARIES IN 45 SECONDS?
why
WHY AN ACHIEVEMENT FOR WINNING THE HIGHEST BET? (it will be a BI.TCH to get since it's the 5 v I thing)
why
WHY AM I SUCH AN ACHIEVEMENT WH.ORE ON AC GAMES AND AC GAMES ONLY??
why
why does ezio take his shirt off?! the mercenaries dont! THEY KEEP THEIR FU.CKIN ARMOR ON. THIS ONE GETS THE MOST WHYS OUTTA ME
w h y
WHY ARE MERCENARIES SUCH FU.CKWHISTLES?

ubisoft, ubisoft.... w h y
YOU FRENCH-CANADIAN B.ASTARDS

IM GONNA THROW SNAILS AND MAPLE SYRUP AT YOU FOR DOIN DIS SH.IT

Y U w h y

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X"D

why
WHY
w h y
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wai

I've only ran into you once on there, and you left after one match. XD

I never use Marth on that account, I go under a different "main" for it.

I bet you couldn't even guess lol

YES SEND WRIGHT TO ME I WILL GIVE HIM LUUUV

*makes mii Wright*

*gets called a furry*

*buries self in a hole*

I learned my lesson with that Springtrap mii

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Evain gets mad because the hair we used is like, the most overused female hairstyle lol

He's like, "WHY DOES EVERYONE USE THAT HAIR?! HALF THESE GIRLS DONT EVEN HAVE THAT HAIR, AT LEAST YOU /ACTUALLY/ HAVE THAT HAIR" *much salt*

Me: "Well to be fair, I see Moon's hairstyle used a lot too. Not only for girls, but guys as well."

Evain: "I like that hair, it's nice."

Me:.... -_-

Also, I colored a sketch of Entei today and I just fffff

I actually /love/ how it turned out. It's the best thing I've ever done, color-wise at least.

oh evain XD
he is right though, A LOT of girls use that hair.

if i didnt hate the giant forehead on that one hairstyle so much, id use it because it looks more like me than any of the other ones ;3;

o who do you use on that account? i hope i wasnt a di.ck to you when i played with you D:

and i was probably either: pissed, sad or something if i left after one match.

I NEED TO GET ON SMASH SINCE I DIDNT GET ON AND PLAY WITH YOU WHEN I SAID ID MIGHT DO IT LIKE A MONTH AGO MUHHH

im so ready to make "Altair" and "Ezio" tags

SO READY
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the wright mii is human wright, you wont be called a furry for it lul

i hate that furries have such a sh,itty reputation, there are actually a lot of people who draw furries that arent sexual in any way.

i like anthros (im sure me watching things like looney tunes and tom & jerry contributed to that lol) but id NEVER call myself a furry because of the stigma they have.

now.... anthro ponies are a nope to me
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*insert dozen varients of why here* UBISOFT W H Y

is dat entei on MV? ill check it out when i go remake the wright mii on the wii u!

it feels amazing when you make something and love how it looks. i look through #kattfav /all/ the time and im like "yes"

also, merry christmas payt! i hope this christmas, and pretty much every christmas, is wonderful for you :^)

*tempted to say something like "maybe youll get ike's arms for christmas" but decides not to lol*

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^ me

i swear, dis tank memory on ACB WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME

game: to get full/ IOO*/,, synchronization, ye gotta not get hit while in the tank, also you have to fight three other tanks at once (with mildly jank tank controls) ; D

me: *gets to LAST part of mission, gets hit once, has to restart, then gets salty af and does something else*

maybe ive been spoiled by halo's blissful vehicles but fffffffff /REST/in//PlSS//

the fite club aint half as annoying as this sh.it (actually the fight club's not even annoying at all... YET. im sure it will be when im trying to get dat "the gloves come off" achievement)

my salt levels go up IOx when i get hit while in the tank and see it do that little bounce

(-I, ,,,
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(-I' "
,,,

FU.CK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

is it bad ive been doing this for likeeeeee ..... over a week?

god this is like the most annoying mission ive played in an AC game (and ive played three so far)

ahhhhhh lol F.UK

failed the tank thing again

RestInPiss

BUT holysh.it im laughing my a.ss off...I FOUND THREE INVISIBLE GUARDS WHILE WANDERING AROUND NEAR THE VATICAN

i assassinated two of them for the lulz and poisoned the last one.... he hit me when he was spazzing from the poison LOLLLL ezio gettin smacked by a ghost

ive laughed /so/ much at this game these past couple nights lmao

first, there was LadderGuy on AC. (the OG and one of the funniest)

Then, there were RoofGuys on ACII. (And also StepGuy)

Now on ACB I've seen a combo of LadderGuy and RoofGuys (it was fu.cking hilarious, there were two guards frozen in place on the roof and one that kept climbing up a ladder and falling back off. all three were yelling sh.it at ezio) and now InvisibleGuys.

OH and ive seen several random guards who glitched when thry spawned and they kept backing into walls & eachother. made me go "ummmm .... what the fu.ck?"

im SO glad i decided to try out AC again back in october.
i may not have been able to get into it when i was younger, but i DEFINITELY am into it now X"D
I LOVE THESE GAMES

MERRY CHRISTMAS KATT I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY

Santa better give me Ike's arms da.mn it! How ELSE am I gonna woo Marth?!

Also, get on smash whenever you feel like, I'm not gonna pressure you.

THOUGH playing smash with you for Christmas would be nice. :p

Yup! Entei is on mv so you can check it out whenever :]

I need to make a Chistmas post RIP

Rip tank

dis aint bumper cars boi

Tank: ; , (

still waiting for you to draw ladder guy :p gonna be funnyyyy

Also, there's something I need to tell you.. I'm not gonna post it here though, so whenever you can check mv it'll be there.

*gets shot in tank*

(0))
-^)
(0))
"I hope you go to HELLLLLLLLLLL"

and OOH YASS im checkin entei boi out later.

i loved entei as a kid because of that one pokemon movie (cant remember the name of it) where an entei is friends with some little girl. its lack of a tail always irked me though XD

ALSO alrighty.
i wish colors had PMs, rip

and you gonna get to laugh at me when i go on smash X"D

im /so/ used to playing 3d third person games, SSB's two dimensionalness is gonna FU.CK ME UP HARDCORE
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i bet five bucks i can still do most tech tho. /especially/ marth's dash dance, i got that muscle memory ingrained so deeply lol

heck i bet i can still do DACUS and it.s been years since i played brawl :p

brawl....

SNAKE
WOLF
ICIES
IVYSAUR
SQUIRTLE

NOOOOOHOOOOOO

oh hell i just realized i probably have like IOO replays that have been sent

HAVE MERCY ON ME, FRIENDOS

it's beeeeennnnn i think two whole months since i played smash.

._. only two? feels like it's been 5 lol

LadderGuy:

*spins on ladder*
HE'S RUNNING AWAY! CATCH HIM! KILL HIM!
*spins more*
I WILL KILL YOU!!
*SPINS*

Altair: *looks at him like "what the fu.ck is wrong with you?"*

also just

in ACB, in the first memory sequence, after ezio has returned to the auditore villa, there's a woman that he helps (because oooof coouurrrse) he carries this box of flowers for her that she's taking to claudia's birthday. (claudia is ezio's sisterrr)

she's telling ezio about things and just... it amuses me

she doesnt know that the guy shes talking to /is/ ezio. when ezio says a thing and makes her realize "holyfu.ck DAT'S EZIO IM TALKIN TO" it's just...

it's a short memory but ive replayed it like 4 times X"D

"oh? what do you know about ezio?"
"claudia thinks the world of him. but from what ive gathered, he's...distant."
"...she's right, i have been."
*lady stops, turns around and looks at him like /holySH.IT/*
"oh no... you? the party's supposed to be a secret, promise you wont tell her!"

that's not exactly what she says after the "oh no" part, but im always like "kekekek" during this so i cant remember it so well. X"D

reading it in text & not hearing it doesnt do it justice lol

the way ezio says "oh? what do you know about ezio?"

TROLL

sent ye the wright mii & saw your messages (and saw tha entei)

the wright mii looks derpy on the wii u. 3ds version is better looking imo X"D

and ENTEIUUIIIIUUIIIII

the coloring

c (o
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c (o

ALSO i played 2 super quick training mode matches on smash after i made & sent wright to you

smash didnt feel too weird to me, suprisingly! im still able to perfect pivot & wavebounce & dash dance and all almost perfectly.

in match one i was marth and match two cloud... i miiight go back to maining marth and have mewtwo as a secondary and cloud as an almost secondary. idk though

^ like what i mean by that is marth felt better to me than cloud did when i just played '-'

alsoooo i didnt even bother trying to go to the online menu in smash cuz i know i have a fu.ck ton of replays and i dont feel like sitting there for 5 mins downloading them. RESTinPISS replay space

HOLY MOTHER FU.CK I FINALLY GOT IOO*/,, ON THAT FU.CKIN TANK MEMORY

WOOOOOOOO

btw lemme know on here when youre on smash and want to play, ill hop on there and play with you for a bit :y

I'm really sorry, Katt. I got into a fight with my mother, she guilted me for deciding to live with dad and stuff and I just won't be able to play tonight..

My wii is at her house, along with my car and sh.t so.. I'll try to get it tomorrow.

Merry Christmas, I hope your day went well.

it is unbelivably sh.itty when someone tries to guilt you for something... low move, mom, low move. : /

but that's okay, i wasnt counting on it or anything - it's just for when you wanna play. i uh, when i say something like "lemme know when so&so" i always have something else to occupy myself with incase someone's not able to play or what-have-you.

but *hugs* im sorry you had to put up with the guilt tripping sh.it...

It's alright..
You're gonna be mad at me lol..

I maaaay have bought you a $35 eshop card for Christmas today.. hue..

Put the code on mv so.. Merry Christmas : , )

id like to play mc witg you j8mmy and starkk todau if thats okat with you

you wha--

b-b-but nooooooo payt i cant accept that. you enter it & use it for yourself, download some nice stuff with it @-@ GURLL

to quote my neighbor... "i aint mad"

IM

FAUCET HANDS

also fu.ck walmart
*trying real hard to not space out really bad while in store*
*still zones out slightly

im scatterbrained right now RestInPiss

ALSO ill go on and get on smash rn to see if youre on, if youre not ill just check back here til youre able to play.

i warn you, im going to SUCK MAJOR A.SS on smash lul

Katt pleaaaase take it.
I don't have anything I wanna buy with it anyway, plus I got Starkk one and I'm working on getting Jimmy's and Evain's.

im here

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SLIMJIMMMMMM <3

Oh our icons are the same color RIP

WOAH WHEN TF DID JIMMY GET A 3DS

HI SLIMJIMBOB

also i ummmmm ok ill put the code in, just because you really want me to, but idk what ill actually download with it

*hugs* thank you payt

i've always had one x,D

RESTinPISS

NP : , )

please enjoy it Katt ^^

NOODS im crying

I HAVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED

i can still wavebounce atleast lollll

Well I AM eating noodles

good lord i cant shield bombs for sh.it now tho

gg

I burnt my hand Katt : , (

noooooooooo burnt hand bad

*throws burn heal at you* TAKE DIS

I CAN STILL KINDA B REVERSE MONANDO (lolm2k) ARTS

lol rip

did i just see a pun :,]

I missed entei :(

THE ONE BURN I /WANTED/

no im not satanic or a edgelord lollllll

^He lies LOL

X"D

TFW NO WHITE HOODED ROBIN ALT

get crockblocked by bayo B)

FIST ME DADDY

well that happened

*insert wario here*

....im just total AC trash now lmao

DK & bayo are the king and queen of fi.sting

RESTINPISS

u mean kheels cough

you should get minecraft katt :^)

indeed i should get mc for the wii u

eventually, i might '-'

that reminds me i didnt ask kheels why she's di.ckish to you

rip

that MLG SD lmao

im so bad at smash now it.s funny
RestInPiss

xD kheels in heels got dem wheels

im level NEGATIVE one lol

Ehhh she'll probably say something to make me seem like a bad person anyway.

JOKES ON HER I DO A GR8 JOB OF THAT ALREADY HUE

NOOOO KATT NOT DADDY IKE I-..

lmaooo

Katt u got drilled XD

im sorry katt :,(

MMMMM CATEGORY 69 HURRICANE

jimmy you were supposed to be gentleeeee lollll

I Didn't think you'd bee-drilled

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(o

This nnt guy is one of Starkks friend btw.

He has the best toon link ive ever seen no joke

lollll c:

O x MMMH

he likes gorillaz, i've never heard of them

is he hyuga tier

have any other tinks gotten to hyuga tier? i havent been able to keep up with competitive smash sh.it lately lul

forrrrrr gloryyyy

I ran out of tags so ill be talking here lol c:

everything ok payt?

I wanna make so manynpuns
>-<

Just tags, I must've deleted my "TagSalt" because I haven't used tags to talk consistantly in a long time

go on and make all the puns ye want

(i typo'd and it said "pubs")

alrighty

rip tags

don't do school kids and stay in drugs

that tornado blew me quite well

I'm crying

lolllll omg

Sorry if I don't do much, I'm feeling kinda eh

it's ok craypay

get shrekt

Magnemite be like

PIKACHU-SAMA HUMPS PLS

that's fine payt-

jimmy & i will just do silly sh.it to you lul

magnemiteXpika otp

MLG SDs

lollll okie lmao

I just want entei game plssss

do you want me to draw entei for you payt lol

CONSIDER IT A CHRISTMAS GIFT

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND, BABY, RIGHT ROUND

I WILL KEEL YOU *SPINS

i can draw entei that will turn out a psyduck

this all started with a magnemite I named meta knight

YES KATT YES PLS OMG

And shush Jimmy you draw really well : , )

a magnemite named meta knight... lol

s h o o k

im crying

GRABBIN PILLS

PILLS HERE

LOL

slowzard op

3 op 5 me

btwwwwww im prolly gonna hop off smash at I:3O

ill still be on here tho :p

I may get off soon as it is. I'm just really not feeling well.

ok

hope you feel better '-'

DA DU DA DU DA DUU DUU

DA DU DA DU DA DUU DUU

"Fu.ck off!"

RIP FLAG

DamnFlag

RIP ME

though ezio doesnt gave it rough with the flags

altair is the one that got fu.cked lol

HAVE not gave

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you can get IOO*/,, synchronization in ACB despite not doing all of the fight club sh.it

w h y

RESTinPISS

lmaoooo

*evil laughing*

it's flag time

rip me

i STILL havent found the rest of the flags in the first AC

THOSE EEEEEEVIL BA.STARDS

*sees flag

me:

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Y U GIVE ME SLOW A.SS IKE GAME HUH

time for me to go to da fite club lul

RNGesus sez

BUT U LUV IKE

my xbox is so fu.ckin loud compared to the wii u

rip

fffffite

also DAMN THIS STICKY A BUTTON

*drinks cheerwine mid cutscene on ACII

*ONE drop of cheerwine somehow pours right onto my A button

*SCRAMBLES TRYING TO PAUSE GAME & GET A TOWEL TO WIPE MY CONTROLLER

*i was too late

THIS WAS OVER A MONTH AGO & STILL JUST FUUUUUUU

IT'S ALL UR FAULT UBISOFT lol

but

im totally gonna paint that entei in a style like that flower thing i drew

PAINT STYLE FTW

im still bewildered by the fite club.... ezio just w.tf

ubisoft u wot

ubisoft: rule no. 1 about da fite club

YOU DONT MENTION THE FITE CLUB

Sticky buttons are the /worst/

that sticky button has fu.cked me over many many times since youre almost constantly using the A button in AC games

it's your jump button, sprint button and also your dodge button in combat
yeaaaa.... rip lol

imma brb

time to get a cheerwine and probably pour it on another button and fu.ck it up too lmao

eyyy im gonna poof since you & jimmy are both away

bye for now-

Sorry I fell asleep with my 3ds on last night

Sorry I was just feeling pretty p.ss poor last night.

but hey, my mom and I made up and guess what! I'm getting a pet pig soon : , )

I'm gonna name him Hamlet lol

ayy, payt, you /never/ have to apologize to me for not feeling well. you cant help when you feel like sh.it.

but that's good that you & your mom made up! *i still think it was low of her to guilt you though*

ALSO PIGGY

hamlet... loll

*reads hamlet and /immediately/ thinks of people calling noctis a manlet*

DAMN YOU GAMEFAQS

MANLET

*starts 2nd playthrough of ACB because i did two playthroughs of AC & ACII, so wynaut do ACB twice, too?*

"oh hell, im gonna have to see that boning cutscene again. why ubisoft WHY IS THIS EVEN-- *glances away from screen for I5 seconds because lol i cant* wait... FUUUUUUUUUUU, DAMNIT EZIO, /THIS/ IS WHY YOU LOST ALTAIR'S ARMORR. JUST ubisoft RestInPiss. RestInPISS. RESTinP I S S"

"also o how awkward dis mustve been for desmond"

/REST/ IN ///PlSS///

okie i think i need to log outta dis acc

now dis feels right.

i swear "krazy katt" and "katt" have become part of my identity, if im not posting under "krazy katt" (or "a moldybananaa") i feel weird lol

ahh im glad i made my 2nd xbox account "Krazy Katt111".
i wouldnt have come up with that name if it werent for my... crazy cat, siamee. and, my love for the letter K.

i wonder when exactly i made my krazy katt account

i thiiiinnkkkkk it waasss .... maybe june? 2OO6. mighve been july. IT WAS SOMETIME MID 2OO6

i was a dumb lil sh.it that got excessively pi.ssy at anyone who killed elites on halo

i went and looked at my krazy katt halo 3 fileshare (and my "secret" alt account too) and the maps & gametypes i made had sh.it like "NO KILLING ELITES!!! $_$" in the descriptions
i used to be atrociously bad at spelling so id never write too much on anything and instead would very often just put random a.ss faces for the names of things X"D

^ colors Y U EAT MY SPACE? there is /supposed/ to be a space between "descriptions" and the other part but it got rekt.

iirc i made map and named it "ELITE CITY" or something like that. oh, old me.... XD

if you think im obsessed with anything right now, hoooo man youd have thought i was fu.ckin nuts with how much i loved elites as a kid. in halo 2 i thought they were ADORABLE (maaainly because of the eyes) and id legit spend hours & hours in the campaign fu.cking around with the ai elites.

anddd the funny thing is i still think the halo 2 elites are so dang CUTE. THOSE EYES. BUNGIE, WHY.D YOU GIVE EM THOSE SHINY "kawaii desu" EYES??

colors hasnt updated for me so when i look at my profile on krazy katt, "unfollow artist" is an option lololol

brb, unfollowing Krazy Katt111, she posts too much mlp pony sh.it AND PONYS ARE G A Y

"bronies must die" "get off my planet" (*and more ive forgot*)

^ actual things ive had said to me because of mlp lol

god, people were REALLY salty over bronies, ponies and friendship is magic in 2OII & 2OI2. (which, the tail end of 2OII was right about the time i got into FiM)
halo reach had an especially salty bunch of people.

it's kinda a good thing i was an a.sshole then and didnt get hurt by sh.it like that.

speaaakin o halo reach

*checks its matchmaking, because wynaut?*

HOLY FU.CK, OVER IO,OOO PEOPLE WERE ON IT. the....the population went back up by about I,5OO... because christmas break, maybe?

nugh. i like reach, but at the same time, reticle bloom REALLY pisses me off since it adds an element of luck to who wins encounters. it frustrates me more than tripping did to most smashers. i wish halo 2 was alive and well again. fu.ck you, microsoft, for shutting its servers down.
AND FU.CK 343 FOR THAT SH.ITSHOW KNOWN AS "The Master Chief Collection"
*me, and probably tens of thousands of halo fans all foam at the mouth while waving stick arms & hands around* PIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS

halo 2 is basically the melee of the halo franchise lmao

has tons of glitches & exploits, and competitive folk loved that game. i distinctly remember seeing a lot of MLG stuff for it.

one exploit was "doubleshotting" which let you do mulitple, rapid shots with a BR (battle rifle, a beloved weapon). normally there'd be a delay between your shots, but with the doubleshotting exploit you could do almost rapidfire with it.

it's hard as fu.ck to time though.
as a kid, i managed to do four rapid shots right after another. QUADSHOT.

when i replayed through halo 2 a couple months back, i could still doubleshot, but noooo tripleshots or quadshots. my halo 2 techskill has DECLINED X"D

also unrelated but related at the same time

i looked at the achievements for gears of war 2 and i never never realized that several of em had dirty titles.

only a couple:

"Did Not Go Gentle"? oh my.

"Ride It All Night Long"? OH MY.

me: *randomly looks at sh.it at like four in the morning*
*sees the 'chieves and realizes, dear god, i really was innocent back then*

"...oh...lol"

ALSO

it will be entei time soon
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(o

holy fuuuuckkkkk

i decided to boot up 'ol viva pinata TIP (another game that has consumed ///many/// hours of my life) AND I REALIZE

IVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO DO MOST OF THE GLITCHES

forgot how to clone
how to do perma baby sized pinata

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

OH FU.CKWHISTLE

ahhhh, RestInPiss, my old level I96 (max level) "savefile" that had like...i think a hundred million dollars on it? I HAD LIKEEEEE 9O-SOMETHING PERCENT COMPLETION & HAD WILD SH.IT ON HERE people would straight up ask me for pinatas, man... X"D

but fffffff i tried to get into my Krazy Katt account again today. went on xbox.com, put in a fu.ck load of info and sh.it, but still no dice.

fu.ck u microsoft lol

....MY XBOX IS /OBNOXIOUSLY/ LOUD WHEN PLAYING OLD GAMES...

YYYYYYYYYYYYY

also like i had tons of the very special dinosaur pinatas (that youre only supposed to have one of ever) and id get the VERY special neon ones (theyre black & lime green) and give them to random kids

id join their garden, and, if they werent an a.sshole, id be like "hey... want a choclodocus?" (may have spelt it wrong)

ahhhh some of them would freak out when i gave it to them :p

people: *talking*
me: *hears one mention something-something "tennessee"*
me: tennessee? *instantly thinks of you*
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(,,,

it's funny how my mind associates states with friends that live in them.

it's like

you/tennesee
icy/california
yuki/oregon
fire/kentucky
and two come to mind when i hear new york.

annnd i still think of another one of my xbox buds every time i hear about florida, but he never talks to me anymore, so... *shrugs*
he hasnt removed me so im confused as to why he never says anything. when i got back on xbox he was one of the few who i sent an "eyyyyyy" message to. IM JUST CONFUSED BY THAT SH,IT, MAN.

also, happy new year payt! i hope 2OI7 will be a better year than 2OI6 was. *hugs*

im several hours early on this but FUKKIT

and

i wish you had viva pinata, i would give you all sorts of crazy good pinatas. like arctic wildcard tigermisu, which are basically blue saber tooth tigers. lol

well maybe... see, in TiP, there are three wildcard varients of every pinata *except the dinosaur and dragons since they cant breed*
there's a Ist generation wildcard, which, iirc, is the same for everyone.
then there are 2nd and 3rd generation wildcards. 2nd and 3rd gens vary from gamertag to gamertag - some will have, say, the sabertooth varient as their second gen, while others will have it as their third gen. what's sh.itty about that is you cannot obtain a third gen yourself, the only way for you to get one is have someone give you theirs.

on my old account i was lucky in that the sabertoothed varient was my second gen wildcard. on my new one idk what it is since i havent even gotten a tiger yet.
I HOPE THEYRE NOT THIRD GENS ON MY CURRENT CUZ THEY WERE MY FAV WILDCARDS

I CRI

i still cant remember how to clone pinatas

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idk if there are even any youtube vids up on that glitch/trick. i thiiiinkkkkkk it involved dashboarding when sending a crate to yourself, but I CANT REMEMBER THE TIMING AND PLUS I THINK THERE WAS A RISK OF CORRUPTIN YOUR GARDEN WHEN YE DO IT.

RESTinPISS

i neeeeeeeeddddd to remember so i can get some wildcards and clone their papery a.sses because it is a major pain in the a'ss to get (some) wildcards

i couldnt give less of a sh.it about corrupting a garden since i always started a blank one to clone in, so nothing pf value is lost if a corruption does occur. lol

*is tempted to get eagles, turn them white, then name them after assassins*

i considered doing white dragons at first, but the assassins in AC have this eagle thing going on...

MAYBE

MAYBE ILL JUST DO BOTH

and ill just name many pinatas after other game characters.

im such trash lmao

sorry for disappearing, I've become a mother now LOL

I actually ended up naming him Louie, he's black and white wiith a pink nose and /blue/ eyes

I fell in love the moment I saw him x.x

he follows me everywhere now and sleeps in my lap lol

I'll type more later, he's on my stomach and one of my arms atm and it makes it really hard to type

Holy cr.ap katt taking care of Louie is a full time job.

This is one reason I never want kids, he's so much stress and he's just pint sized.. I can't imagine taking care of something for up too (and probably past) 18 years..

I love him to death, though..

ALSO I've heard about that pinata game, I used to want it when I was younger but never had a system to play it on lol

DAT ENTEI WAS 69/10 BTW

I didn't see it yesterday because for whatever reason I unfollowed you? Idk how it happened but I got on today and didn't see any of your posts and was like, "has Katt went on hiatus..?" but then went to your profile and realized I wasn't following you.. -.-

Also, I'll /always/ apologize when I'm feeling down because I know I kinda shut down and can get kinda distancy..

plus I feel like I worry/burden people.. sorry if it bugs you.

HAPPY NEW YEAR BTW

louie sez luv me, mum
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lol he sounds precious. i can imagine you trying to run from him to get a break for a minute and hes right behind you like "WHER YA THINK UR GOIN"

#RIPpayt

both the main viva pinata games were hits on the xbox 36O so it's no wonder you heard of em XD

there was a viva pinata for the ds, too, i played and didnt like it much, so i didnt get far in it. i prefer big a.ss console games over handhelds /every/ time lol

but if you ever ever get an xbox one or 36O you definitely should get VP, im sure youd love it.

on the xbone, it's in the Rare Replay collection, which has somanygoodgamesholyshltRAREWAREEEEE.

it's too bad MS wont let rare put VP on nintendo (home) consoles.
ALSO FU.CK, MS, Y HASNT RARE MADE A NEW VIVA PINATA?! FU.CK KINECT GAMES, THEYRE UTTER A.SS. the next gen needs new pinatas plz

*forever holding out, hoping for a roach pinata or pokemon*
(i do not like that weird a.ss alola poke that is bipedal)

also i understand. it doesnt bug me when you apologize for it, i just always say "you dont have to be sorry" cuz you dont to me. i get the distance-y thing - i do it myself :p

im up to level 5O-something on VP TiP now

god it will take too long for me to get back to I96. im impatient
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I JUST

REALLY R E A L L Y WANT TO GET TWO WHITE DRAGONS AND LIKE THREE EAGLES SO I CAN GO OVERBOARD AC LOVE lmao

i mean i can get a dragon right now but i wanna get the master breeder awards for all the pinaras so i can block them outta my sh.it since THEY TAKE UP GARDEN SPACE EVEN IF THEYRE /NOT EVEN APPEARING/. that has always annoyed the fu.ck out of me, if a pinata's not resident in my garden, it shouldnt take up space. one of my few major peeves with viva pinata...

anyway UUUUUUUUUUUU, EAGLAIR, DRAGONACHE, P L Z plz

pinaras

i can just see it now

two white dragons, one named ezio and the other altair, running around the garden...

id start hosting the garden online then and laugh when someone joins & sees the dragons. cuz then theyre gonna look at my game history and see like four fu.cking assassin's creed games, all of which i have most achievements on (and ive got everything there is to get non DLC-wise on ACII) X"D

i dont always get into a franchise, but when i do, I REALLY DO

i still need to get the fight club thing on ACB. i havent gotten past the 3 mercenaries (but i havent really tried to, either, though)

i still cant help but go "ubisoft, why? and what the fu.ck?" every time i go in the fffite club

it actually irks me that ezio fights the geared up mercenaries without a shirt on. ubisoft thinks they doin fanservice but nope

ezio, put your damned shirt on, boi. everyone already knows how badass you are, so there's no need to fist fight armored men with nothing on
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....HOLY FU.CKING S H I T IVE LEFT MY VIVA PINATA GAME IDLE WHILE TYPING THESE & NOW ONE OF THE PINATAS IN THE MENU IS MAKING THE SOUND THAT BANJO MAKES WHEN HE AND KAZOOIE USE ONE OF THE JUMP PADS. BANJOOO?!

HOLY SHHIIITTTTT i dont recall ever hearing this. i played this game damn near nonstop for a long while after its release in 2OO8... guess i never idled in the menu then lol

my mind is so blown, i never even knew about this easter egg

or maybe i did and forgot it.
god, my memory is gonna be utter sh.it when im like 5O, if i make it that long.

welp, back to slaving myself away to the pinatas. I WILL GET BACK TO BEING OP, DAMNIT
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FFFFFITE

*hears banjo*

*hides in closet*

n-no..

Is it weird to say that Von reminds me of Starkk?

I guess just some of the things you make him say, and his personality idk X , D

oh god i wasnt even thinking about the banjo thing when i typed that loll

but banjo (and kazooie too) is another one of my all time favorite characters. i played Banjo-Kazooie and Tooie so much when i was little. i swear i know every note of all the soundtracks by heart XD

back during the smash ballot sh.itshow i was hoping for banjo&kazooie to get in SOOO bad, i wouldve lost it had that duo made it in smash. like... I WOULDNT GIVE A SH.IT IF THEY WERE BRAWL GANON & MELEE KIRBY'S AWFUL LOVECHILD OF SH,ITTINESS, ID STILL PLAY THE HECK OUT OF THEM

and omg

lololol #RIPstarkk #youaresecretlya #murderpony X"D

and speaking of characters getting in smash, i randomly thought earlier: (you probably already have an idea as to what im gonna type down below lol)

what if.... ezio or altair got in smash.... HOLY SH.IT.
thatd be like master chief/arbiter/venomoth/B&K tiers of "oh YAAAAAS!!" from me. i can somewhat think of a moveset too. i think either one's final smash would have to be something relating to a piece of eden. their specials could probably be things like throwing knives and such. idk for tilts & smashes though - maybe they could use all of their tools and weapons for their different moves.

god, itd be fu.cking bliss to play as one of them ;_;
MODDERS, GET YOUR SH,IT TO IT RRRIIIIIIIIIGGHHHTTTTTT NNNOOOOOOOOWWWWWW P L Z

^ and i swear, a broom would be A MUST for one of ezio's moves. XD

killing guards with a broom is still very funny sh.it to me, it's so absurd it's hilarious.

i wish the broom were a secret unlockable weapon when you got IOO*/,, on everything. since it's always an object that you have to pick up, you cant climb, ride horses or sprint while carrying it (any of those will make ezio drop it)

i want to club some guard's face with it while on horseback or jump off a building to smack the fu.ck out of a guy ;_;

*checks level on VP TIP*

*sees that im lv. 78...*

wh-what? when did THAT happen?
,,,,
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lol sometimes when you go to costolot's store she tells you "good morning, can i interest you in something seedy? *laugh* no, i dont mean like /that/ "

RestInPiss

also I GOT MA EAGLEEEEEEEEEE

didnt name it ezio or altair tho, im waitin til i get a wildcard one to name it after them. so i just named the eagle "Assassin" lul

....okay, so i didnt name the wildcard eagles ezio or altair X"D
not a huge fan of the 1st & 2nd gen ones and i cant get a 3rd gen one.

i did... i did name one first gen one "desmond" though lolol

waaas tempted to name a 2nd gen one "Lucy" but ACB's ending says RESTinPISS to that

UBISOOOOOOOFFFFTTTTTT

idk how much snow & sh.it your area in tennesseee is getting or gonna get, but stay safe payt!
hope youve got some snacks for yourself and louie if conditions get to the point that ya cant go out anywhere.

hopefully there wont be any power outages.

tennesseee

3 Es lol

i see you haven't been on very much - i hope everything's going okay *-*

*BANJO STRUMMING NOISES INTENSIFY

it nearly be the BanjoWoman's birthdaayyyy

I retuuuuurrrrrrnnnnnnnnn

*sees birthday comment*

sh.t its that time of year again...

*walks back out*

Being a pig mom is hard..

buuuut um... sorry for disappearing.. i keep poofing like that and it's really unfair of me.

*hugs*

I hope you're doing alright.

Also made a Lucifer mii to p.ss off ppl on smash.

I've literally stopped giving a fu.ck what i do because eh, if there's a hell I'm probably da.mned to it anyway.

I'm just really tired of people in general, can't trust anyone for anything anymore.

That also bring up the topic of Sam, you'll be pleased to know we're friends again.

Ken hate me still, but I can live with that.

Seriously hate girls.

oh yes it's that time of the year again. youll be the same exact age as me for like...what... what, 7 months? this is our last year of being teens. we're becoming old ladies

and *hugs back* ahh it's ok. it's not really unfair, i mean if youre busy youre busy!

i wish i could say ive been doing well *-*
i think im gradually getting worse mentally... this last "episode" ive just had (caused by a fu.cking message that ill probably talk about on MV) is probably the worst ive had in like 4 years.
or, maybe im not getting worse, but maybe the episode was so bad because of irl ties.
god damn, i hope i dont have an episode like that again. it was worse than the ones brought on by the cloud thing a little while back. i didnt want to do anything at all and just sat in my room doing nothing but silently crying, i couldnt even get myself to enjoy a game (not even assassin.s creed and i always love that)

i H A T E VALENTINES //INTENSELY// AT THE MOMENT. i hope ill stop hating it later but idk.

BUT, thankfully im a better now. not IOO*/,, but enough actually go on colors, to talk and enjoy playing a game.

lucifer mii huh? lol pi.ss off as many as you can. most people, on smash and in general, are a.ssholes anyway.

*also, on the mii thing, id be lying like mad if i said i wasnt very tempted to make a fu.cking ezio mii to use on smash lololol KattIsTrash*

i can feel you on the trust thing. the few i do trust i tend to not say a whole lot to because they doont need to be burdened with my sh.it.

also that is real good to hear. :^)
seeing as sam's similiar to me, im not suprised by it.

/also/ banjos

i replayed banjo kazooie N&B and while ive already lost the drive to play it (didnt even beat it, i blame the dead multiplayer - mp would be a driving factor for me playing it completely through) i made a few kinda cool vehicles on it.
i made a creeper, because yes, a praying mantis (of course), a.... a flying lennyface (RestInPiss) and a venomoth. i love the veno so much, too bad ill hardly see it lol

i think you may have saw one of my comments on yuki's pic, but omg those snowman eyes on banjoland... that sh.it was absolutely hilarious. i actually straight up got sick the next day from laughing at those spinning motherfu.ckers... XD

Whoa Jesus, yeah please talk to me about that. Especially if it'll help you feel any better!

I'm very inactive on here because it's so out of the way for me, but I do usually check mv every day or other day or so.

If you ever need me for anything mv is your best bet /:

That plus, I'm still really paranoid about talking here since it's all out in the open.

Valentine's day...

*thinks of Starkk*

naaaaah still hate it.

Starkk will probably try to be all romantic and I'll just be like

"No."

And yeah, he came back randomly and apologized. I nearly cried because I was so happy lol.. I thought I'd never talk to him again..

*crawls in a hole*

no banjossss

Also, I like how you remembered my birthday but I'm like 100 ./. positive I forgot yours.

Things like this are why I hate myself so much.

ALSO SPEAKING OF DEAD ONLINE GAMES
Sam and I have been playing brawl online, I meant to tell you a few days ago to see if you had any interest in joining us.

You'd just need a 2GB SD card and a computer to download files onto it

You'd also have to delete all you custom stages so... RIP the dream..

ffffff colors errored and ate my comment & now im too tired to write much

but ohh yea, brawl has wimmfi or whatever the fu.ck it's called doesnt it? *-* it would be nice to play brawl again.
lol my computer's /still/ fu.cked up though... i basically dont say anything about it cuz my dad's got other stuff to worry with.

MMGHGHGB FUKC ive apparently been biting the inside of my mouth really hard in my sleep these past 4? days because I HAVE AN ULCER/SORE AND FU.ck it's actually been a while since ive had one.

also lol @ romantic starkk

it's made funnier to me because when i read "*something* romantic" i think of an accessory you can buy for your pinatas on VP because it's called "romantic flower." it's a rose hangs out of the mouth of the pinata you buy it for lol

alllsoo tbh dont feel bad for not remembering my birthday! i cant remember the exact birthdays of a few of my buddies on here, and i used to mis remember yuki's. XD i still get it confused on occasion, and right now is one of those occasions... probably from me being so sleepy.
._. infact i think the only birthdays i can IOO*/,, be sure on rn are my mom's, oldest brother's, icy's (icy lucario), yours and fire's.

a thing that helps me remember birthdays (and really get the exact date drilled *lol* in my mind) is those dumb bday chart thingies id make. yours on that one was "watch twilight with a sandwich" and that amused me so it helped me remember. i also made yours "(marth) gives you a hug" on the most recent chart i did so that further cemented it in my mind

fu.cc im just gonna go to sleep since im REALLY "half there" right now

huhuho #loudbanjonoises <-- TAG SEZ CLICK MEEHHHHH OR I GO SUPER SAIYAN BANJO
...X"D

also lol seems i forgot to mention that my birthday's september I8th in my half awake comment

every time i look and see that it's 2OI7, i think of halo 3. (and assassin's creed) every. time. ;__;

FU.CKIN.... I SWER ON ME MUM UBISOFT YA BETTER DO SOME SH.IT FOR AC's TENTH ANNIVERSARYYYYYY YOU TW.ATMUFFINS

it also makes me feel old because holy damn it's been IO years since halo 3 came out. i was IO when i went to that midnight launch.
*reaches around* wher me damn walkin cane at

I NEED ME WALKIN CANE N GLASSES IM AN OLD A.SS LADY

also payt i had quite a "..../what/ the /FU.CK/" moment earlier

one of our cats ran under my bed & i was trying to get him out from under it. (i dont want cats in my room because theyll fu.ck up something) while looking under the bed, i noticed that something (it was a sheet iirc) had fallen off my bed and was under it. well after i got the cat out, i grabbed the thing that was under the bed and shook it off... and a waterbug fell out from it and ran away.

i sat there for several seconds, trying to process w.tf just happened.
i dont get why it's even in my room, there's nothing in here for it to eat or drink since i dont leave food sitting out in here lol

what the actual fu.ck, bug, WHAT the FU.CK

That bug was me, Katt.
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(.

Thank you so so much for that drawing, I literally cried when I saw it.

Marth looks so cute, I feel like I could just hug him and ughhhh ;_;

Also

SANTA BANJO RLY KATT

But the Ike thing made me laugh :]

"Prepare yourself."

Yes, Ike. Pls hum.p Marth plssssss

wheeeeoooooooo fu.k
*lies there in a daze*

IT'S 4:3O BUT I JUSt no fu.cks are given

but lmao "the bug was me" i laughed at that

i spent a good IO minutes trying to find that bug after it ran, I NEVER COULD FIND IT

AND NO WONDER

payt, you are a banjo (lolll), a bug, a....what elseeee.... a mr saturn mom, pig mom, aaaaaaaaa............ *sudden static

i glad you liked the gift/it made you happy tho

thqt wss my exact intention when i mace it - to make you happy :^)

those OP typos that i dong care to correct

DONG

W H Y

DONTTT

i really wish i could put that mv ezio scribble on colors

R e s t I n P i s s

THE FU.CKIN ACIII MV COMMUNITY HURTS MY SOUL THERE'S SO MUCH (bad) /SH.IT/ IN IT

LIKE

G U Y S WHY youre a buncha templars and dont u lie and say ur not

*looks @ ACIII community art posts, expecting to see ezio or altair posts*

*sees no altair, no ezio, nothing even remotely decent*

"wHAT W.TF GUYS ARE YOU SERIOUS?" *LOOKS MORE BECAUSE IN DENIAL*

"....what the fu.ck EVEN IS THISSS? is-- is that connor

w h y"

i swear it suprised me there was no ezio or altair though

ALTAIR IS THE 1ST ASSASSIN YOU PLAY AS & EZIO IS BASICALLY /THE/ AC ASSASSIN

what the utter flying bumfu.ck people

das ok, there's an ezio pic in there now tho

I WOULDVE DRAWN MR FU.CK-OFF-FLAGS BUT I struggled on ezio, struggled too much, i struggled more than a pokemon with no moves left.

humans, and my mind when drawing humans, are my kryponite.
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*small child points at me*

"mommy look, katt's being a dumbass again!" *squeaky child excitement*

"IT'S DRUNK KATT HOLY PI.SSFU.CK"

*rips mouth off* FU.CK U MOUTH SORE

YE MUM WAS A BIG FU.CKWHISTLE. just ask all the older men around town

(i have no clue w.tf im even doing)

i should........ draw marth with an assassin hood on

if white alt marth had a hood, i swear to god i would NEVER EVER EVER USE ANYTHING OTHER THAN THAT //EVER//

FU.CKIN

KATT.EXE STOPPED WORKING, JUMPED OUT A WINDOW, RAN ACROSS A BUSY HIGHWAY, CALLED SOME POOR FU.CKWIT A FU.CKWIT, THEN ASCENDED TO ANOTHER PLANE ALL WHILE SCREECHING "HUNHUGHBHH"

dear sweet fu.ck, modders plz make a hooded marth alt

N MAKE ASSASSIN MODS P L Z ILL DRAW SH.IT FOR U GUYS 5EVER AND GIVE YOU MY LEFT LUNG

lol I'm just gonna go to bed now because ^RestInPiss^

Katt you could've literally drawn me a rock for my birthday and I still would've loved it.

Just the fact that you thought of me for my birthday is plenty :,)

There's a frikkin stink bug in my room whyyyyy :((

Also, hooded Marth seems weird to me lol.

I WOULD KILL FOR HOODED ROBIN THO WT.F SAKURAI

precious stinkbug child X"D

also GOD YES

ROBIN /NEEDED/ HOODED ALTS W.TF SAK

hooded white alt robin would make me play robin a ton

HOODED WHITE ALT MARF THO P L S I /NEED/ IT pls

Mods mods MOOOOOOODSSSS

stinkbug landed on my pants god help

omg X"D

if i could catch it i would :p

I'm getting super salty

me too rip

played a super laggy samus & a spammy bayo

Y GUYS YOU SUCK

im gonna make a mac tag then look for you in ffun :o

some mexican joined as yoshi with the /worst/ lag and started attacking everyone. I have a friend in this lobby so i don't wanna leave but god..

i suck so bad rip

i can still kiiinda bait people though lol

Eh yeah I'm leaving

aww I'll protect yah Katt

oh god i hate it when that happens

THE LAGGY PEOPLE ALWAYS JOIN WHEN YOURE WITH A FRIEND & DONT WANT TO LEAVE

Yeah he stayed and I was just like "nah I can't, sorry snake"

oh how the tables hath been turned

the protector has become the protected XD

LOLLLL I HATH ACHIEVED SENPAI STATUS HUE

payt too op nerf plz

SAKURAIIII

tfw there isnt enough room for a "SuperFistBros" tag X"D

DRILL

how does one play smash CUZ I FORGOT lol

When dis aint brawl
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n!ggachu

RestInPiss

I still try using metaknight because I like him ;_;

oh i won

poor meta knight XD

*cough

i used to love the fu.ck outta MK (borderline fangirl) because hoshi no kaabii MK is TOO OP FOR KATT

rip me lol

PIKA U *tourettes guy voice* PI.SS

LOLLLL
*guitar strum*

Cu.m back wen u cowerds wanna fite

they gonna get hecked if the keep on

heck them hard XD

also 2OII me was the biggest weeaboo

fu.cking

*CRINGE

Tap jump u Y

I WAS GONNA HANG ON TO THE LEDGE TIL YOSHI AUTOMATICALLY LET GO/DID THE TUMBLE ANIMATION

RESTinPISS

oml *plays Filthy Frank's Weeaboos song*

tf is up with these ppl X,D

XD

i know wisdom but idk the other dude

and wisdom never acted all fu.cked up when i used to run into her o3o

BOWSER DTHROW IS CORRIN TIER

no zeldo dont hump pls

U AINT RED-E FIR DEEZ ABS

NOOOOO THE TIME RAN OUT rip succ tag

lmao

LOLLL

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( .

PK FIRE PK FIRE o k a y PK FIRE

bruh

I hate when ppl do that

i just realized
wft & ryu
F E E T

OH NO NOT THE LAG

HOT DAMN

when wft crawls against ryu when hes lying on the ground X"D

mmmmmm feetttt

cheap tacos...

IN RYUS PANTS

/those/ tacos arent cheap though X"D

*OFF TO HELL WE GO*

*PILL SOUD

i RestInPiss

Prostate exaaaam

dont test me people i cqn unrust quick if i try >3>

when dr mario grabs you IT'S TIME FOR DA EXAM

I'm trying not to get annoyed with these guys but the constant lag and killing is-... oh they're gone

YOU TW.ATMUFFINS Y U LEAVE I WANTED TO GIVE YOU PHIRE AIDS

stay away payt X"D

that SD was on purpose XD

BUT *** STAGE

i didnt have enough time to put up my :^) tag

TIMER U rip

*takes pic and sends to sam*

o it gave me robin

OH MY

bles dis gril

lol i was tempted to say "DAT AINT TOUCAN SAM"

When i dont have controls set

GUMI'S LIKE W.TF

im crying

default controls are a.ss

PINK DR MARIO IS DOCTAH LUV

*FALLS THROUGH STAGE

the stage was terrified of the buttpills

mark rages his a.ss off at i sm bread while jack loves it

NO IM BATMAN

damn i suck X"D

Keep trying me Sam

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I NEED TO GIT GUD.... AGAIN

back layer nude ike sez prepare urself

CENSORED

yes pls

Voilate marf daddy ike

WHO IS THIS AND WHY WONT THEY LEAVE

X"D

idk who they are this is the 1st time ive seen em o3o

TIME LIMIT U REK TAGS

nerf the lag pls

DAS IT M8 IM COMIN AFTER YA

In this lag?! Katt chur reckless

RecklessKatt

sounds about right lol

Karma sux :]

g.tfo pls laggy guy DIS LAG IS--

im shook

X"D

karma's a lovely lady

AINT SHE A BI.TCH

Trying not to get frustrated lolll

tfw robin's clothes look like malik's (char from AC1 that....people ship altaur with)

WHY PEOPLE I just no

same here

also ALTAUR

NOOOOP

dat moment when katt ships no one

TYPOS Y U DO DIS

KARMAAAAAA

X"D

I SHIP REDSHI AND LIGHT BLUE YOSHI

i ship so hard

*robin voice*
ITS TIME TO SHIP THE MALES

no ty kheels on wheels

lmao X"D

I....

IM S H O O K

got blown

X"D

IM SHOOK TOO

RIP us

3 shook 5 me XD

O

marf blew too hard

SO SHOOK--

atleast the fu.ckwit kirby is gone tho

I cannot play with default controls /at all/ jfc

i set most of my tags (that i use) to my tiltstick no tapjump controls :^D

I lost my stylus :[

AN.US^

F I S T

i died

rip stylus

it cracks me up when i read "snas"

"sans."

me: *instantly anxious*

co.ckblocked by tornado lmao

shh it's ok payt :^)

im crying
these tags

"F I S T"

*taunts"
"Show 'em what ya got mac baby!"

LMAO

Nooo I just know hes gonna show up all incognito one day and wreck my sh.t

nooo i hope he doesnt

GARY YOU BETTER NOT BOI

the fists

im dying

WE MUST TELL YUKI THAT THE SuperFistingBrothers HAPPEENEDDD

RIP whoever joins this lobby LOL

X"D

LOLLL

Whoops I pressed start by habit

guy gonna get F I S T E D

also it's 4:2O almost (hue) do im gonna get off soon :o

prob gonna go on xbox and see if ykw is offline so i can MESSAGEE

Alrighty :] I hope things go well!

HE GONNA GET FISTED HARD

brutal fi.sting in 3...2... juan...

laughing too much omg

FEET VS FIST

DBZ F.STING

i think im close to tag limit so ill talk on here :p

X"D

I'm crying jesus we need help LOL

dis will prolly be my last '3'

DANG IT TAPJUMP LOL

Gooooodnight Katt :') sleep well!

tapjump rekt you XD

mac plus tapjump equals *SAD TRUMPET*

*hugs* nightnight payt, same to you :^)
take care and sleep well!

*MAC IS S H O O K FROM THE FI.STING*

WHERE IS MY STYLUS I AM SH00K

Welp looks like I'll be commenting from my laptop until my stylus shows up.. Typing with my finger is too annoying.

Idk how it disappeared like one second I had it, the next it had poofed ;~;

where were you at when you lost the stylus? if you were on your bed then maybe it's up in a sheet or something oorrr maybe it fell off on the floor without making noise? (or it did make noise & you were laughing too hard at the SuperFistingBrothers to hear it lolol)

also if youre gonna be commenting with your laptop then maybe we should go on a diff pic til you find your stylus because HOLY BALLS AT THE COMMENTS ON THIS

*sees LadderGuy comment*

I STILL NEED TO DRAW THAT

fuuukkkk man my index finger on my left hand hurtssssss in the joint
i think i pulled something or some sh.it when i was eating cereal earlier since it started to hurt. then i had to start holding the spoon with my thumb and middle finger lol

and i didnt get to send the xbox message ffffdgdff

started typing it and i was taking a really long time to type and my mom woke up while i was halfway typing and got pissed at me for still being up at 5:OO. i just immediately turned off the xbox ...

ill just have to try again tonight at maybe four something if hes not on then. he'll probably still be on because fu.cking friday night.

god i hate valentine's so much. i swear, fu.ck the amount of inner turmoil this sh.it brings me-
IM JUST

IM S H O O K

AND PROBABLY TRIGGERED IN A NON MEME WAY

*plays AC revelations*

*takes very extra care to NOT get an achievement*

why the honest fu.ck do xbox one people get a notification when someone gets an achievement AND WHY CAN YOU NOT SET IT SO THAT NO NOTIFICATION POPS UP

MICROSOFT, YOU FU.CKING /CU.NTS/ DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THAT
it takes away my ability to hide and that is very important to me

i do //not// want people to know if im online or not because i often just dont reply to messages now or take weeks to reply and i dont want them knowing ive been on & getting pissed at me for not replying to them.

(you can ignore this comment, i just needed to get that out, i guess)

I'm the same way about the not replying thing x.x

That sucks about not getting to send the message though, my mom gets super annoyed if she knows I stayed up really late too..

As for the stylus, I had it in my gaming chair with me when I last saw it, I stood up when I couldn't find it and I could've SWORE i heard it fall but IT'S GONEEEE WTF STYLUSSSSS

and we can comment on my most recent pic if you want :P