let's kill tonight by paradoxbird
did you know that drowning is a quite painful death? or that it's rad if you're a sadist bc you get to feel the life leaving the victim's body?
cause i did.
now, before you call the cops on me, i got a story:
about 2 years ago i started fricking up my sleep schedule during summer, going to bed at 1-4am, etc
and that's when i noticed that during this wonderfully nightmarish season there's lil bugs in the bathroom
i told my mum and grandma but they didn't really care because neither of them go to the bathroom that late at night
ergo, i was left to suffer alone until summer ended, and i started school, when i couldn't stay up that long
oh well, i endured it
next year was the same
at this point it was obvious that the bugs will come back every year during summer
again, i endured it
that year was especially peachy because not only did the bugs survive after summer, they grew up in hugeass cockroaches!! and i had to see them during winter break too!!! yay!!!!
anyway, this year the bugs didn't show up, so maybe that was finally over?
nope. wrong. they came back last night.
so i drowned a few and i'm better
i hate 99,9% of bugs so killing them makes me especially happy
so yeah please don't call the police i'm just killing bugs and sharing knowledge i earned from criminal minds
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19 Jul, 2016, 2:11 pm
aparently there's a character limit on online descriptions too??
what a bummer
(i tell really long stories oopsy daisy)
19 Jul, 2016, 2:53 pm
lol i really liked that story very amusing i hate 99.9 percent of bugs too
19 Jul, 2016, 6:34 pm
I nearly drowned 2 times in my life. Eh. :")
19 Jul, 2016, 11:41 pm
Kill all the bugs
20 Jul, 2016, 2:00 am
Hey my family just had roaches, so let me help you make some bait to kill those suckers.
You want to get some condensed milk and boric acid powder. You can get the boric acid at hardware stores and maybe pharmacies? Mix them up into a paste and leave in little like idk plastic lids or whatever UNDER furniture or in cupboards and stuff.
They'll eat it cause it's sweet from the milk but the boric acid is toxic to them.
Also you can sprinkle some of the boric acid on the entrance to doorframes (bedroom especially if you don't want them coming into your room at night because ew) but you want to line of it to be barely visible otherwise they'll avoid it.
Boric acid isn't too toxic to us tho, so you'll be fine tho.
But if you like drowning them, be my guest!
20 Jul, 2016, 10:33 am
@wolflover i'm glad you found my story amusing tbh
@akabaka BE CAREFUL MY CHILD
@veno I M TRYI GN
@wolfy oopsy daisy