i have to go now cri

i luh you
ttyl

okay ..

-blushes- i missed you

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DID YOU NAME ONE AFTER ME !!

i guess they were hungry when they named them
ANYWHO
mal: -cleaning a glass at the bar while a broom is sweeping up dirt on the other side of the tavren-

Mal: -starts cleaning a glass for her-

Mal: the usual? -he asks obsereving her body language as the few demons that were already there start to trickle out the door-

Mal: -begins mixing her drink and asks curtley- rough day at work, sweet pea?

[so how old did you decide to make serenity?

Mal: -sets her drink in front of her and says with a indearring tone- happy people don't say 'merciless kak' before talking to the best bartender ever

[lol XD the moment she finds out Mal is so old he has his own exhibit is hell's history museum

[XD i don't think anything can top the sexbike one
Mal: -looks over at the abandoned table and the chair turn float onto them as the broom comes by sweeping up dirt and peanut shells, He leans againt the bar on his elbows- so what made your day so terrible?

*tables *chairs *turn upside down and

mal: -chuckles- i was hoping you had something new bothering you like -tries to sound feminine- 'This dirt bag demon was trying to get with me, and i was like no way JOSE'

Mal: i guess it's a good thing i don't get out much -all the tables are cleaned and the only client left is serenity-

[so how bout some of those Dad jokes ,':y

[xD well that was the only dad joke i've heard.. like ever
Mal: Cheers, to the chain keeping me behind this bar and at your beck&call sweet pea

Mal: my best and my favorite -he says flirting a bit-

Mal: you do know a bar is no place for.. -looks a poe- offspring..

Mal:-stars cleaning the glass off the counter while paying attention to her-

[i can't believe i laughed at that joke btw

[ why can't two white people have an asian baby?
because two whites don't make a wong.
Why can't two asians have a white baby? because two wongs don't make a white.

Mal: it's fine dear, no need to pay for a free drink.

Mal: it's on the house, free of charge

Mal: so is this your kid or.. your pet?

Mal: that's quite the place to put a pet crab

Mal: i suppose that would a whole new meaning to 'having crabs'
[ hey i'm gonna hit the hay. i got to wake up early to go work out with that lineman i told you about x)

[ so bae didn't show up @8 to work today like he said he would ' i was worried he had other arragments then @12 i get a text saying how he's super really sorry and that he over slept and the whole time i was texting him he'd be all like for real it won't happen again

Mal: -smiling tone- guilty as charged

[ what fock no XD he's gonna make it up to me on Friday . plus
i highly doubt he would stoop to that level
because that level is my level

i'll lick your shoes blitz..

Mal: hah right, you should see this place on fridays

[DON.T YOU FLICKING TEMPT ME MITCH , I'LL FREAKING BITE THAT SCHMIT CLEAN OFF

yep this whole place cooking, cleaning,mixing etc.

*mal:

[-runs through fence screaming after you-

Mal: oh this isn't my work, this is my hobby. I'm retired

[[BID MY BLOOD TO RISE

[ now i'm turned on

Mal: i have to give you a better reason to come back then a drink , sweet pea

[lol picture this like an old noir movie:
it's dusk and Serenity is in a fur coat at the docks about to board a boat to tf knows where and mal comes running towards her in like a suit and trench coat
'Serenity, please don't leave me Sweet pea!'
'Malikai, I have to go Sugar.It's for the best.For the both of us.'
-he brings her into his embrace-
'What if i could prove to you how wrong you are? Would you stay? Would you stay with me?
'Whatever it is Sugar you best be quick about it, my ship is leave any minute'
-then he gives her a very passionate kiss, at first it's all him but then they kinda melt into each other -
END OF HEAD CANON

Mal: -smiling tone- that's good to hear..

XD that took so long to type

Mal: like what?

Mal: I'm a Veteran of the Holy Wars all of them..

[ 30.5k years span]

Mal: -chuckles- my age is really showing now

['just call me Daddy'

Mal: -rubs the back of his misty neck in a embarassed fashion- really ..

[ lol mal would really like being called Daddy , that would be like calling him God . Since he was an angel before he became a demon

[ bed time ttyl <>

Mal: that's the best part about immortality , you can be so old you even remember how old you are and still look as if you were in your prime

Mal: yes there is -sighs- i find new ones every year ...

Mal: -doesn't really know how to react to the hand touching, clears his throat- would you like another drink, or are you done for the night?

[[ He is scared to mess everything up

Mal: -gives her hand a gently squeeze , then get to work on her second drink-

Mal: -shakes his head and chuckles as he hands her the drink-

Mal : I still remember that night when you drank about twenty of these -smiling tone-

Mal: I'm not much of a gambler, -laughs- but if you can break your record i'll show you a cool trick i've got up my sleeve

Mal: -chuckles and prepares one with his hands a three mix themsleves and line up on the counter- i hope you don't mind some of them being A postive

Mal: -mixing drinks like an industiral worker getting them ready - okay.. that's 20 ..

Mal: counting the two you already drank ..

Mal: -the empty glasses float over to the sink and get a quick wash before being refilled and set aside- i never said you couldn't do it sweet pea -smiling tone-

[yes

Mal: wow 35 whoda-thought -he says as the glasses cleean themsleves and find their way onto the sheleves-

Mal: -chuckles- This is what a winner looks like, huh Sweet pea?

[ lol XD i feel like even though she's wasted, she'll end up taking advantage of him

Mal: arlighty Champ, you ready to be amazed?

[the kissing without the kissing
Mal: -she should feel the sensation of warm tender lip gently pressing against hers, as he remains still- Cool trick huh - the phantom lips pull away and disappear-

Mal: yeah.. maybe it wasn't a trick worth getting wasted for - :T tone-

Mal: the same way i can sweep the floor and be behind the bar -chuckles at her reaction-

[lol 'you weirdo!'

[she liked it, didn't she

Mal: Just for you, Sweet pea -smiling tone-

Mal: Why yes - grabs his goat skull and sets it on the counter, black mist billowing from his neck- Well this is a trick but , that skull is just something for people to direct their attention to, otherwise they'd probably just look at my chest or my neck stump

*isn't

Mal: You can hold touch it, but don't bother trying to pick it up the hirns are quite massive

Mal: Yeah - grabs the skull and put it back - ready for another trick dealy ...

[-snicker- she'll be coming...around the mountian]
Mal: look no hands -she should feel the sensation of warm man hands rubbing her back-

Mal : alright -the invisible hands countinue as he slowly makes his way out from behind the bar and does it himself-

Mal:Do you have any tricks, Sweet Pea?

[ everytime i read or type pupsy pup i can hear your voice saying it

Mal: That's a supirse - he says continuing to rub her back, she did say not to stop-

[cough it might help if she were facing him

[oh baby you know i wish i could

Mal: yes? -stops-

Mal: No - gets her to stand holding her close against as he rubs her back- i suppose you didn't

*him

Mal: -steads her- Don't worry, i got you.. - continues doing as she asked/commanded-

Mal: -doesn't say anything and continues-

Mal: -feels where hands are and gets a little nervous from supense, until i say he's stopped rubbing note he'll will be rubbing-

Mal: ye! - tenses a bit ,kinda enjoying it and would be blushing if he could-

Mal: -rubs lower with one hand and gropes her tush- Two can play at that game

Mal: -chuckles and goes back to rubbing- What's wrong with that ,Sweet Pea?

Mal: Know about what? -super curious-

Mal: I'm clueless,Sweet Pea

Mal: That's an easy fix - turns up the power of his glamour so she can see it- Better?

[in reality she'll be kissing the phantom lips but Mal still feels it

Mal: -kisses her forehead-

Mal:mft.. -gropes her back[not her back but in return]-

[Malinity , Serenikai or Malrenikai

Mal: i think i can handle it -smiles groping more- but can you?

Mal: Never.. -kisses tenderly-

Mal: -continues-

Mal: -pulls away and eskimo kisses- Something i can do for you,Sweet Pea?

Mal: -blushes- i-i see -presses his hips against hers-

Mal: -swallows nervously, and grinds- I don't think i've ever done this before ..

Mal: -his face flushes as he grindsagainst her again, feeling a chub coming on- [immortality -old but in your prime -old and don't need viagra

Mal: yeah.. practice -kisses her cheek and grinds again-

[when bae is so old school

Mal: hmmm -he shivers, and continues his motions becoming more fluid as he gets the hang of it-

Mal: -holds her legs up- gotcha!

[table, bar or his room? x)

Mal: -carries her up a stair case and down a hall, opens the door with his powers-

Mal: -kisses her cheek, before he kicks off his shoes and socks and sets her down on the bed-

Mal: Yes Sweet Pea? -he says untying his string tie deeal with his supenders hanging at his sides-

Mal: i'll be there in a sec -quickly unbuttond his shirt and throws the supenders onto the floor and climbs onto the bed-

[ i wanted their ship tag to be #SugarPea but some focker named their oc that

Mal: -flushes, slowly expecting the sub position he's been put into, rubs her waist her little skirt making him want to cry more then ever-

[it would've been PERFECT!

Mal: mmmm -shivers realizing how much his chub evolved after the trip up the stairs-

[-cries a second galveston-

Mal: alright .. -rolls them over keeping between her legs, & grinds-

Mal: -groans grinding his st!ffy against her-

Mal: -nibbles her bottom lip, while undoing his dress pants and sliding them off , [was cammando the whole time] , grinds and thrusts a bit..-

Mal: Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? -he asks while caressing her sides-

Mal: -smiles kissing her neck, thrusts in slowly-

Mal: -groans loudly/happily going in farther enjoying every inch-

[ baking a cake like : MORE DIABETES MOOORE!

Mal: Ooooh - goes as deep as he can, then pulls almost all the way out and goes back. continues this getting into a rythm-

Mal: -moans & cont.-

[aaaah i need to sleep now, i have to go on another college visit tomorrow, i luh you maybe we can chat some time

[uuh x) i almost completely forgot about this one , i was hoping we start a new one UNLESS you want to finish this

[ aight

[meet me at the first queeny sketch