I JUST WASTED A COUPLE MINUTES LOOKING FOR X READER LIMONS OF #mywaifu WADDUP

GR8
GR8 JOB

MY SEARCH HISTORY HAS BEEN SCARRED
ALSO WHY DOES AO3 ONLY HAVE SHIP FICS

HONESTLY WHAT DO YOU EXCEPT FROM A FANFIC SITE

i dunno, depressing limons?

tru tru

always a sad twist like
"suddenly you realized

he was a skeleton"

ohmygod---
oh and dont forget oc x canon fics, i found tons on quoteb i think

authors note: heyy guys so im putting my original charcacter in this story so she are a girl about 19 and she has a really pretty face and everyone thinks shes beautyful but she only loves sans XDXDXD:3 lololol
*any time for the story*

*words from an actual fanfic

basically
or "so heres ma orijinul kerectur her namez Burgrstein McMychemicalromance sheez in luv wif papayayarus"

im lookin 4 more x readers
i oNLY FOUND ONE WITH #mywaifu //sobs

chaytper on: Papyapyurs lovdes me???!!:3c XD

'hey papys" said brurgrstein (ME! LOLZ). "HELOO HUMEN" They both loked at eachothes znd then sudenlee Pzpyueses saiD sometjing WIRED!! "I......................THINK I LOVE U HUMUS" OMG! He lovedn me?? "W-w-w-whut?! Ahh stahp!" burgimdtnn said, blushed.
CONTINUES IN CHAPTHER TWI!!!! XD

//cry

iM LAUGHING OMG---
so according 2 thisfic i deliver pizzer. this is gon be gud

enjoy the journey
i'll also look for some

juicy x readers

the one im reading isnt limony so far but its a scenario thing
it said adult content tho, im prepared

so that was the only chapter apparently, wonder if ff.net has anything

noice

i found three with sans's ghost belly

im looking through the most sinful of them all

deviantart

oh no deviantart
thiS ONE'S RATED M---

frick one of them was actually really cute

me: *reads reviews*
"humorous to deeply upsetting"
me:
me: nah m8 im done

d'aw

I JUST F OUND ONE WHERE YOU FREAKIHN CALL HIM DADDY

T W I C E

^that one review is a perfect way to sum up my life

oH MYMGOD
I ALSO FOUND ONE THINKING IT WASAN X READER LIMON BUT ITS #mywaifu X SOME OTHER CHARACTER //sob

its my life too

I FOUND ONE WHERE THE READER'S LITERALLY D Y I N G

//cry aGAIN

why arE ALL OF THESE SHIPS I H8 //criz u a reevr

i found a list of "undertale headcannons" and its p much the skelebros (and their au forms) and some other chacters blushing at actions you do

bruh

i once saw a pic of muffet x papyrus

????W H E N???

omg
me: //going thru google
some fanfic: "i quickly sat up str8 and saw a sexy a$$ girl"
me:
me: nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope

mUFFET XPAPYRUS W H A T

I DO N ' T KNOW

thats it im readkng this fic wish me luck

OML LOOK UP MUFFET X PAPYRUS ITS A THING

luck is wished

aFTERI READTHIS
ANDOH GOD I H8 THIS FIC ALREADY
ITS A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD X A TWENTY-SIX YEAR OLD //cry

i finished it.
i wanna vom, also wow muffet x pap

ALSO THINGS APPARENTLY:
-sans x flowey
-undyne x papyrus
-alphys x amalgamates (dUDE ALPHYNE IS CANNON THO LESBIHONEST HERE YOU CANT JUST--)
-grillby x gaster
-temmie x sans?
-undyne x sans??
-SANS X SANS???

wow
gr8 standards fanfic writers

omg those ships
i need eye bleach 4 that fic tho

//hands you a cup of eye bleavh

here ya go little buddy

im gonna see some paps x readers now hhh

*bleach

thx m8 //pours in eyes
ill look at dakimakuras

WELL
I JUST STARTED AND ALREADY I READ "Forgive me human but you do smell very delicious."
and then he licks ya
im bracing fpr the limon

have fun w/ that

oh my god
also, no, google, is that.....'.'.....
thE GUY IM GONNA CALL 'LYSAGNA' FOR NOW X #mywaifu?? GOOGLE NO I JUST WANT A DAKIMAKURA

now photos of dakimakuras. wow

OH LAWD
PAPYRUS FREAKIN SLAPS YA IN ONE OF THEM

I FOUND A DEADPOOL ONE HE'S WEARING A CUTE LIL DRESS

poor reader

wow google

just wow

ok so half of the pap x readers are

-begins with him explaining something about spaghetti
-flirt
-LIMON

featuring jessie and her gawd dam ezRTHWORM HAIR

//whEEZES

oh no its the ship from that fic i read earlier //cry
i t s b a c k

//cHOUGHINGG

it will come back

IT A L W A Y S DOES

i foUND A PARIDY OF THOSE L'OREAL HAIR COMMERCIALS
L'OREAL PARIS (tm)

A AAAH

ill look more

gr8

tHE SHIP IS BACK AGAIN---

and again
i can never escape it, can i

neverrrr

aaand more lysagna x #mywaifu
i cant escape that either i guess

real talk tho

every sans x reader is like

//confess sans love
//extreme rib touch
//sans noise
//blue lava lamp initiate
//limon

g r 8 8

why'd i find luigi death stare

luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing

bc its THE EAR OF LUIGI

WA
-waluigi

mY ENTIRE SEARCH HISTORY IS DAKIMAKURAS,,,

I FOUNE A DAKIMAKURA WITH A TREE ON IT //SCREAMS

I HAVE SO MUCH SIN THAT I HAVE SEEN IN PRIVATE MODE

SO I GUESS I BE SAFE

W H Y

i found more ship art
i c a n t e s c a p e

im looking at all this sans sin and im just wondering why you could freakinn touch any part of for sin to happen

like
//radius touch
//sans noise

IS THAT FANSERVICE

//sans noise

ah aa h a h a

ribcage equals fanservice

//sans noise

well ifound a fanservicey picture so

"related: rule 34"
google pls

all this fanservice really

rattles my bones//wheeze

google no

aaand more earthworm hair lady
also memes

^sounds like a band name

miis, flower crowns, and mmd models. perfect

//wHEEZES

DITTO IN A DAYCARE

google no #mywaifu isNOT the purple power ranger

"hey have you heard 'Internet was a mistake' by Flower Crowns and Memes"
-if we ever created a band

hAH

"dood u should listen to 'rule 34 noooo' by flower crowns and memes"

"brozzle have you seen 'i poked a rib' by flower crowns and memes Feat. sans noise"

google no #mywaifu isntfrance from hetalia either

"u needa listen 2 'i found fanservice' by flower crowns andmemes"

well
this is alotta memes

"pal have your ears absorbed 'wait thats a thing' by flower crowns and memes"

yes
but memes are my fuel

i love memes
"LISTEN TO 'earthworm hair kidnaps local waifu' BY FLOWER CROWNS AND MEMES'
but anyways that same fanservicey picture of that one bara guy

"m8 you gotta hear 'thats not mywaifu' by flower crowns and memes"

"pls shove 'dont steal people's waifus' by flower crowns and memes into ur earholes'

everytime i look qt the internet browser i get flashbacks to when i woke up too early so i watched pokemon

"dood pls hear 'karks flashbacks' by flower crowns and memes"

"if u dont listen to '6am and im watching pokemon' by flower crowns and memes ill rek"

re: that's about right XDD

'i s2g if you havent heard '43 minutes of screaming' by flower crowns and memes i'll steal your oc"

"LISTEN TO 'treehugging taken to the extreme' BY FLOWER CROWNS AND MEMES. OR ILL STEAL UR FANFIC"

"LISTEN TO 'grease' BY FLOWER CROWNS AND MEMES OR I WILL LITERALLY SUMMON A PLAGUE UPON THYNE RESIDENCE"

these are slowly getting more aggressive

the pizzer is aggressiv3
"IF U HAVENT HEARD 'my waifu's hotter than yours' BY FLOWER CROWNS AND MEMES ILL MAKE TONY BARGE INTO UR CASA AND MAKE UR EARS BLEEd"

i gotta wizz brb

"LISTEN TO 'hot leg cold leg new leg old leg' BY FLOWER CROWNS AND MEMES OR YOU WILL DROWN IN OIL"

i am the back

k
hope everything comes out alright

welcome bac

"LISTEN TO 'that same picture of the guy that everyone's thirsty for' BY FLOWER CROWNS AND MEMESOR YOUR HEAD WILL 'SPLODE"

ye bby

"LISTWNN TO 'if i see a skeleton is it an undertale reference' BY FLOWER CROWNS AND MEMES OR YOULL GET DUNKED ON"

"IF U DONT LISTEN TO 'local meatloaf collapses on stage' BY FLOWER CROWNS AND MEMES, M8, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME"

"ALRIGHT HERES A BETTER QUESTION. HAVE YOU LISTENED TO 'the emoji movie' BY FLOWER CROWNS AND MEMES? BECAUSE IF YOU HAVENT, BUDDY, YOUD BE DEAD WHERE YA STAND"

"HAVE YOU HEARD 'all known laws (of aviation)' BY FLOWER CROWNS AND MEMES? BECAUSE IF U HAVENT, M8E, U'LLL GET #SHREKT";

"HAVE YOU HEARD 'brb im hungry' BY FLOWER CROWNS AND MEMES BECAUSE ITs what im doing right now be back in a jiffy"

dont fall somewhere
"HAVE U HEARD 'kark plays ssb on the same stage over and over' BY FLOWER CROWNS AND MEMES BC ITSGR8 IF U HAVEMT HEARD AT LEAST A SECOND OF IT U'LL DIE"

"M8MCBRUH HAVE YOU HEARD 'fluff is back bearing cheeses' BY FLOWER CROWNS AND MEMES BECAUSE IF YOU HAVENT YOU ARE BANNED FROM MY SERVER HACKED AND REPORTED"

"PLS PUT 'cory in the house'BY FLOWER CROWNS ANDMEMES IN UR EARS SO ITS THE,ONLYMTJING YOU HEAR"
eggxcuse my typing

"nnGAHHHH HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD OF 'these are starting to get painful to writE' BY FLOWER CROWNS AND MEMES ITS A A A A A A A A A A A A A"

p a i n

hold up if ya wanna have a good time
look up and watch "you could stop at five or six stores"

i dieD BOI

well now i'll try 2 snooz. keyword: try
i hope i dont have a dream abt that fanfic

six or seven stores

aight have fun tryin to snooz

i have failed round 1 of tryin 2 snooz, i must go back and TRY AGAIN

Does this live? I've got a crummy fic im writing~

//Walks in

//Walks out