"Long ago in a distant land, I, Cartoon Network, the shapeshifting master of darkness unleashed an unspeakable programming schedule.
But a foolish Samurai Jack wielding a Toonami time-slot stepped forth to oppose me.
Before the final episode aired, I tore open a portal in time and flung the series far into the future, where my evil is law.
Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Cartoon Network."
//musical interlude

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