I to am de' trash. XD
Oc's or Canon characters?

(It's cool) I may just be myself xD
Or pull in Reaver or whatever, I dunno, let's just see what happens.

(XDXD F-k it, if we're all being humans, take human Reaver too)
Me(Yup xD): *Peeks in a doorway* Hey hey, it's my two favorite guys! (No lie, I love 'em x3)

(Yes you are xD)
Me: U-umm.....*Awkward/shy* H-hi?.....
(IDK how to bring Reaver in! ttD:)

(Oh sh1t, in a sudden turn of events I'M the youngest one here XD)
Me: Tea?...Umm...no thanks.
Reaver: (F-k it, take him xD) I'll have some.
Me: !? *Jumps* J-Jesus christ, how long've you been there?!
Reaver: *Shrugs*

(Reaver don't need no entrace.)
Reaver: *Smirks* Not used to AUs yet I see. *Accepts his tea, nods in thanks*
Me: Well...it IS strange after all...''

Reaver: *Shrugs* Don't blame him. I'm not exactly the greatest conversation topic.
Me:..........That's not true ewe........ (Ee-yup)

Reaver: *Cringes at the mention of Sasy* PLEASE don't bring that abomination into this....'
Me: Waaaaaaiit....*Realization* You made friends with a kid and I missed it?! >:o
That'd be so cute!!
Reaver: More of awkward than cute...''

Me: *Glares accusingly at Reaver* Why didn't you tell me about this?!
Reaver: Three reasons. One: We rarely ever see each other. Two: It didn't seem that important to me. And three: I don't much care for you. (Dat sass tho' xD)
Me: *Gasps* You....you don't...like me? D:
Reaver: *Shrugs* It's nothing personal, actually wait.....no..it kinda is.

Reaver: It's called honesty. And some say it's the best policy.
Me: *Mumbles* Doesn't mean you have to be a d1ck about it....''
Well whatever, if you can be friends with a kid then I still stand a chance! :D

Me: Oh, hiya! *Takes his hand* I'm Kerri, and this d1ckbag is Reaver.
Reaver: Hey!
Me: *Smiles* It's nice to meet you.

Me: Mm-hm. It's nice to see someone cival here. uwu
Reaver: *Deathglares Sans* Don't you even start.

Reaver: *Growls, his eyes glowing brighter*
Me: ! *Turns* H-hey! Stop that, no fighting!

Reaver: *Snarls* You wanna bet?
Me: Nonononono! *Steps between them, acting as a peacekeeper. To Reaver* You. Behave yourself. *To Sans* You. Please don't agitate the reaper.

Me: Nononono, please don't!
Reaver: ......*Musing to himself* If I kill him...would that be murder, or suicide?....(XD)

(Oh.......oops XD)

Me: Wait what?!
Reaver: ! Now, I'm no doctor, but I don't think it works that way......

Me: I've got time, i-if that's alright. I'm, really curious about this....

Me: Okay, thank you Asriel.
Reaver: It just....find it strange. I've never heard of a male species becoming pregnant, aside from seahorses, and even then the males just carry the young. It's....kind of fascinating... (Fun fact: Reaver is actually a huge science guy. XD)

(That's exactly how it is, omg! xDP

Me: *Steps into the room*
Reaver: ? Are you...glowing?....

Me: O-okay. *Sits down for storytime x3* I'm ready.
Reaver: *He hangs back, listening as well*

Me: *Chokes* W-w-wait a minute, YOU'RE the mother?! :o (Holy sh1t no way XD)
Reaver: That makes even less logical sense! ...''

Me: Y-you know what I mean!
Reaver: I....I can't......What? *Total loss for words*

Me: Omg.....w-wow.....So...he's bearing..your child....
Reaver: B-but that doesn't.....Agghh, none of this makes sense.....'''

Me: Whooaaaa...that's, really cool actually!
Reaver:..........I see. *Nods* Alright, I think I understand now.
Me: S-so......*Curiously looks at Sans' belly, fascinated* There's....really a baby growing in there?....

(Nah it's cool. x3 I uh.....actually really like Undertum so...yeah....u///u'')
Me: *Can't help but stare* Woooowwww.....
Reaver: ! Even...has it's own soul and everything....

(Amen to that my friend xD)
Reaver: !! J-Jesus! *Jumps back in shock*
Me: ! Omg! Jeez, you okay?
Reaver: Yeah..I'm fine.....

Me: Well yeah! It's probably 'cause you two were fighting so much!
Reaver:...I'm not apologizing.
Me: Agh, can you at least TRY to remain cival then?
Reaver:.......*Sighs* Fine.

Me: Oh he'll behave, right Reaver?
Reaver:...No promises.
Me: Oh c'mon! Please?
Reaver:..........Fine. But if he starts anything, I WILL retaliate.
Me: *Sighs* Good enough.

Reaver: I just said I'll behave as long as you do....''
Me: Omg, can you two just STOP. You're literally the same person! Quit hating yourself!

Reaver: .........Heh, you're smart at least, I'll give ya' that.
Me: Oh please. Quit acting all high and mighty! You're not gonna hurt anyone here.
Reaver:......*Remains silent*

Me: *Tilts head* Frisk?....Who's that?.....(Ohhhhh, what're you doing Sans?)

(Ah I see.)
Reaver: *Flatly* I have no idea what you're talking about. (Forgot to mention. Human Reaver is a total different character. He's a reaper focused in a single timeline, he doesn't bounce around like regular Reaver does. XD He also only murders humans on his 'list' so Frisk is safe, dun' worry.)

(Ahh, alright then)
Reaver: *Surprisingly he looks more intruiged by Gasty than anything* What, is that?....
Me: ! I-it's like.....a wolf or something. (That's always how I've pictured them, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong xD)

(YEAH! xD)
Reaver: !! Did...did you say...'Gasterblaster?' .....*His expression turns serious* What are your connections to Gaster?
Me: Ah! S-stop! *Giggles* Down puppy! Hahaha.

(Same here. x3)
Reaver: Huh........I suppose we're the same person after all.
Me: Hehehe. You're kinda cute there puppy. x3
Ohhhh, do you wanna play? Is that it?

Me: Ahh! I-I'm sorry! I didn't mean to get her all excited! omo
A-are you okay Asriel?

Me: That's so weird, it's almost like she hates you.....
Reaver: ? *Tilts head* It's....a part of your soul?.....

Me: Awww....I guess that's understandable, but still.....! She....she wouldn't, h-hate the baby right?
Reaver: Ah.....*Nods* I see, that makes sense.

Me: *Giggles* That's kinda cute actually. x3
Reaver:......So.....does that mean the child will be..raised by only one of you?....

Me: Awwww, but still. Anyone should grow up with their whole family around. D:
Reaver: Things happen Kerri. Not everyone is so fortunate.....

Me: 'Move on?' From what may I ask?

Me: ? *Even more confused* What's so bad about flowers?

Me: Umm.....okay then.....'''

Me: W-wait..he, DIED?...
Reaver: Ah, that would explain why his soul looks so strange.
Me: B-but how did he turn back? Did he just, get his soul back?

Me: O-oh!.....I see......
Reaver: Frisk? That human you were mentioning earlier?

(XD Go for it)

Reaver: Wouldn't that mean that human has no soul?

(Cool! Can't wait to see 'em. x3)

Me: ? *I take one of his hands*
Reaver: ........... *Slowly takes the other*
(Yay x3)

(Godd*mmit Flowey! ttD:<)

Me: !! A-ah. *Blinks and shakes my head* Wh-where?.....
Reaver: ! Teleportation?.....

Me: 'Anti-void?'......
Reaver: Your work? You mean you...made this?

Me: 'B-B.A.Ds?' I....I don't understand......
Reaver: Oh. So you save 'broken' timelines so to speak.

Me: N-now I'm just even more confused....''
Reaver: *Shrugs* The physics of space-time aren't meant to be easily understood.
Now, what was it you wanted to show us?

Me: It.....it's a soul, right?....But, whose soul is it?...

Me: Chara?.....So they're like, the same person?
Reaver: Not quite. They ARE linked however. As of yet, I believe they are the only humans capable of a reset.
Me: How, do you know that?
Reaver: *Shrugs* Dad was studying it for awhile, didn't get much headway either.

Reaver: ? That's what happened to your father? Strange, mine is still alive.....
Me: Ahe, guess your timelines aren't as alike as we thought....''

Reaver: *Shrugs* I don't know. It doesn't have a name. It's, fairly normal, as far as timelines go.

Me: ? Wait, so there were two of them?
Reaver: Did this 'other Frisk', happen to be Chara?...

Reaver: A new human entirely then?
Me: But then how would they have gotten there? Going to a whole new world doesn't seem like an easy matter....

Me: *Gasps* N-no......
Reaver: Ahhhh, I see. So, is their soul the one within Asriel?

Reaver: Then, is it possible for Asriel to communicate with it, or, has it lost all conciousness?

Reaver: I see.
Me: It would be a little strange to just ask out of nowhere though......

Me: A-alright then.....If you say so.

Me: W-wait. Why did you teleport us here if we're just walking out? (xD)

Me: Look this confuses me alright?! *Takes his hand*
Reaver: *Chuckling under his breath as he takes his other hand*

Me: Dude, f*ck magic. xD
Reaver: Now, now. Don't curse what you can't understand or obtain.

Me: U-um...*Can't help but stare a 'lil bit* Are, you okay?

Me: Ah, nonono. It's the same with humans really. xD
Would you...like me to get you a, damp facecloth or anything?

Me: Okay, o-one minute. *I hurry out of the room*
(Btw, Reaver's being quiet 'cause he knows, like NOTHING about dealing with pregnancy. xD)

(OMG THAT'S EXACTLY IT!! He's probably thinking that it'll just burst out like in 'Alien' when it's ready. XD)

Me: O-okay! *I rush back in then offer a facecloth to Sans* Here you go.

Reaver: Are you? *There is no humor in his voice, he's sincerely asking xD*
Me: Pfff, *Resists the urge to laugh* omg.

Reaver: But...how does that work? You don't have a birth canal. .........Do you?...'' (Askin' the real questions here xD)

(XD Sans no longer gives a sh1t.)
Reaver: Oh, r-right......
Me: That's so cool! So, monsters are like, genderless? Well, I mean, there's a prominent one, but you can be either?

Me: Wait what? (OMG HE HAS MOOBS?! XD)

(Awww ye' work that body! xD)
Me: O.M.G......*My eyes widen. I cover my mouth to mask my delighted giggling*
Reaver: Oh Jesus f-king Christ. *Sighs* Now I really have seen everything.....'

(XD HOLY SH!T. Okay, no. I don't want my baby getting beat. XD)

Me: ? Umm....are you okay? You're looking a little 'blue' there...

(Godd*mmit, I really wanna do it now XD)

(But.....agggghhhggh, fine! Just...don't hurt my awkward reaper please XD)
Reaver:.........*After a long moment of severe contemplation he walks over and practically gropes one of Sans' b00bs* (What have you made me do? ''''XD)
Me: !! R-Reaver?! WT.F?!

(Well atleast someone's enjoying it xD)
Reaver: *Quickly let's go* Holy sh1t they're real.
Me: Of course they are! Weren't you listening?!
Reaver: I-I thought it was like, a metaphorical statement, or a joke!

(Oh f-k xD)
Reaver: Are you, purring?..S-stop that!
Me: Omg Reaver...you turned him on. XD
Reaver: Well tell him to turn off! (XD)

Reaver: Omg, please stop!
Me: Hahahaha! OMF.G! XD
Reaver: *Growls* This isn't funny!!

Me: Omg, he has a tail! x3 Eeeee! *Hurries over and pets it xD*

Me: Aaaaaaaa. *Fangirls xD* It's soft! You're like a kitty cat! (We both know that's not gonna happen ''xD.........Maybe)

(Look, I see what you're getting at here, but Reaver ain't like that.)
Me: Awwwwwww, Reaver, c'mere.
Reaver: No.
Me: Please? *Puppy dog eyes*
Reaver: Your charms do not work on me human.
Me: Dang it. Well fine. I'll just give THIS Sans all the love. >w< *Hugs him*

(I highly doubt it '''XD)
Me: Aaaaa, nononono. Don't cry! *Pets* It's okay.
Reaver: Is he, actually crying?...''
Me: *Sighs* Mood swings....
Reaver: Hell........Welp. I'll just leave ya' to it. (XD -Bailing-)

(You made him do it! xD)
Me: Reeeaaavvveeerrrr! >o<
Reaver: *Heavily sighs* Oh for f-k sakes....What do I even do?
Me: Just come here.
Reaver:.......*Walks over, knealing on the floor infront of us*

(Can't help ya' there xD)
Reaver: ! *Stiffens*....Is this really nessicary?...''
Me: *Giggles* Omg.

Reaver: Why are you trembling? Are you alright?

Reaver: *Sighs* What's wrong?

Reaver: *Sighs* Look, I can't try to help you if you don't tell me what's wrong....''

Reaver: That's all? You're making a huge scene over that?! Also, I thought you were hot like, not ten minutes ago.
(He has his moments x3)

Reaver: ! Oh...oh sh1t....
Me: OMG! You killed him!!
Reaver: No I didn't! My prosthetic arms delete my killing touch! (I just picture Asriel walking in and being like 'WT.F is going on?!' xD)

Reaver: I, I'm not sure. He sort of just....passed out....''
Me: Wh-what do we do?!
(Yay! xD)

Me: I-Idk!
Reaver: *Sighs* Calm yourselves, I'll see. *Sets Sans down. Touches his fingers together and pulls them apart, creating a holographic screen. Positions it in front above Sans*
Me: What, are you doing?
Reaver: Scanning him. Checking for what's wrong. (Feel free to tell me what is wrong please. x3)

(Dang it, you gotta tell me so I know what to do! tto:<)

Reaver:........This doesn't help me in any way. (XD) *Sighs, and taps a few things, trying to get a more detailed reading*

(Dun, dun, dun.)
Reaver: Holy sh1t you're having twins.
Me: WH-WHAT?! Really?!

Reaver: Oh for the love of- *Sighs* Can you both not be concious at the same time or something?.....
Me: Ah! H-hi Sans. (I will gladly adopt one of those twins if he only wants one. XD)

(XD Sorry. Hi ^u^/)
Me: U-umm, well it's, ah...a-a bit complicated, y-y'see you're actually-
Reaver: You're going to have twins. (Blunt as ever xD)

Me: A-ah! I-I know this is alot to take in. S-s-so let's just, stay calm here, and, f-figure out how to approach this. (My offer to take one still stands XD)

Reaver: So. *Closes his screen* How DO we approach this then?
Me: Umm.....normally?.....''
(Good. I was hoping for that really. x3)

Reaver: ! *Surprisingly darts forward and catches him. Holding him under the arms* H-hey. Easy there.
Me: *Gasps* A-are you okay?
(Omg, so much DRAMA. Aggghhgh, we gotta work this out somehow. x3)

Reaver: I swear to God, if you throw up on me.
Me: Um, h-here, do you need help walking?
(Poor 'lil skelebabe D:)

Me: So, is that a yes or?.....

Reaver: Oh for the love of- *Swiftly moves positions to pick him up. Holding him bridal style* Throw up on me, or speak about this to anyone and I will end you. Now, where am I taking you?

Reaver: Yeah, I don't know where that is. *Disturbingly, he has no heartbeat*
Me: U-umm, I'll look around. Follow me.
Reaver: *Nods and follows*
(He IS being nice. This is nice for him XD)

(Creepy that he's being nice or the heartbeat thing? XD)
Me: Ummm...*After a bit of hunting around* Ah, over here!
Reaver: *He promptly enters the room and sets Sans down in front of the toliet* And, I'm done here. *Leaves, wants NOTHING to do with this part xD*

(Well I did say 'disturbingly' xD There's a reason for it though.)
Me: Ahhh, godd*mmit. *I wait in the hallway, trying to tune it out*

(Awwwwww Sansy)
Me: A-ah....*Peeks through the doorway* Are, you alright?

(Nuuuuuuu. No tears! >A<)
Me: ! H-hey! *Heads in, knealing down beside him* It's okay. I know throwing up sucks, but it's alright now.
(I....actually cry after throwing up. It hurts dude.)

Me: ? Sans?......Are, you okay?......H-hey. *Reaches out and gently touches his shoulder*

Me: O-okay, you're freaking me out here. *Lightly shakes his shoulder* C'mon, s-snap outta it.

Me: S-Sans........*Gently hugs him* It's okay.....it's okay...

Me: Shhhhh....Calm down sweetie, *Rubs his back in slow circles* it's okay. We'll figure something out, it'll be fine. (Aggh, IDK what to say...'''')

(Okay)
Me: S-Sans?......*His silence worries me to no end* Can....can you hear me?....
Reaver: (We'll say he's with Asriel now for the sake of this xD) Oh goodie, you're awake.

Reaver: Sans is upstairs throwing up and I assume Kerri is watching over him.
Me: ! *Alarmed now* S-Sans?!

Reaver: ? Ookay then....
Me: ! *Looks up at him* A-Asriel! H-help! I don't know what to do!

Me: U-um.....*Stands up and starts to back away. Not sure if I should leave them or not*

Me: O-okay...Just, tell me if you need anything. *I then leave them be*

(N'aaaawwwwww. >w<
But I have nothing to do now. 'xD)

(All it took was a kiss xD)
Me: *Downstairs with Reaver now*
Reaver: So.....is he alright?
Me: I-I think so....Asriel's with him at least.

Me: Oh, h-hey you guys.
Reaver: *Looks over, nods in greeting*
(That's adorable x3)

Me: ! *Eyes light up* O.M.G. Did you just bleat?!

Me: That's f-king adorable! >w<

Me: o.o D*mn Sans you scary.

Me: Ooooooohhhh. Somebody's in troouuuublllle. eue (I gtg now. G'night. uvu/)

Me: Hahaha. God you're adorable.

Me: What? You are. >w< (Sooooooo. What shall happen next?)

(xD Got it)

Me: ........Sorry Azzie, but I'm on Sans' side for this. This isn't something you just hide......

(Sh*t man, he used the F word. xD Ahhhhhh, I shouldn't laugh at this)
Me: *Gasps. My hands covering my mouth*
Reaver: ! Sh*t....This got real.

Me: What....what do we do?
Reaver: Why are you asking me?...'''
Me: Ahhhhhhh. I'm..gonna go see if I can find him.....*Leaves the house to look around*

Me:............!? W-Wth?! That..that tree's on fire! *Runs over, panicked* S-Sans?!

(Well sh*t. WTH do I do now?...'')
Me: !! A-ah! *Steps back, terrified*

(Godd*mmit dude. xD Well, we appear to have reached an impass.....'' Wanna.....start a new one? XD)

(Oh, okay. Good night.)

(Helloooooooooo!)

(xD Gotcha. So, what shall we do now?)

Lovely. I have no ideas either.....''

(No problem. Are you feeling any better now? omo)

XD No! He sleeps like any normal person.....That'd be friggen' funny though.

(Okay good. :3)

Jesus christ, IDK how to feel about that. XD

hi...i dont want to bother you and stuff...but no one is writting anymore under the teamcamp pic of ours.....

RE:ohh they found now a field of blueberrys nothing more actuly hehe...

Naw, he'dprobably laugh. XD

Awwwwwwwh. Poor Sansy. D:
I just wanna hug him! >m<

XD It's alright. And I'm terrible at coming up with questions for those. Dx Sorry.

Hello. x3 So....would you care for another RP? ouo

Yay! ^o^ So, what would you like to do? x3

.................Does, that mean you got nothing? 'XD

xD Got it. Well....what do you like? Maybe we can go from there. uwu