DUDE MY OUTFIT TODAY WOULD BE 10/10 FOR A CASUAL MONDO

ooo i'll try and find it

all i can think about is komahina (nagito x hajime)

I WISH I COULD SHOW YOU MY DAMN OUTFIT

why?

because it reminds me of something mondo would wear

GOOD

just
guess what im wearing. itll be easy because i wear it eberynight for pjs

dear jesus lord

to be or not to be a fuc.kboy,
that is the question.

a) your haltertop/mcr shirt w/ shorts
b) Nothing ;;;;)

A is right. gray short shorts and my mcr shirt. its made of mostly cotton and iTS SOFT AS FU.CK AND ITS NOT TIGHT AT ALL AND THE TAG DOESNT ITCH. I WANT TO DIE IN THIS SHIRT

Haha and then what? ;P

Oh, Jewel says they love you c:

1- i would fu.ck with this shirt on.
2- OMG TELL JEWEL I LOVE THEM TOO AND MISS THEM LOTS

Aneres loves you, and lOVES THE DRAWING

A LOT

YAY THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPPPYYY
TELL ANERES I LOVE THEM TOO AND THAT IM HAPPY THEY LIKE THE DRAWIN

SURE THINGBRO

THANK U ALYS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

ITS NO PROBLEM. I LOVE YOU TOO

i just
"JEFF I GOT A DIC.K NOW SUCC IT NOW"
"oKAY SWEET"

"NOW BOYS, WHAT DO YOU SAY?"
"THAAAAANKS DAAAAD!"

"ALRIGHT, GO HAVE FUN, KIDDOS!"

adelaide runs im
"guESS WHAT"
"what"
"I GOT MOTHERFU,CKIN T!TS YO"

i just fear for everyone's lives when she has her first period

at first
"holy sh.it im a real women now" and shes super emotional and is so happy

amd then
"IM GOING TO WRING ALL OF YO NECKS"

man i wish liu could write that for me

I wish he could too, sweetie..

thatd be really awesome. liu is so sweet and wonderful

Im sure he would do it for you, too

i,.. liu is just so kind and i love him

As Liu is one of my strongest kins, I can promise you that he loves you too.

you remind me so much of him, youre both so kind and loving. youre such an important figure in my life.. i dont know what i would do without you

My darling... my little Jeff, my reason for pushing on, my happiness, my world... I love you too.

God, you just make me so happy

You make me smile, even when I don't want to.

Well, i do make it my goal to make people laugh and smile! im happy i make you smile

you really do <3

awww! :D

Allright my love, I'm passing out so I better head off. I love you more than the moon and the stars, goodnight.

Goodnight! i love you more than anything!!!
<3

Morning!

i think my motto should be
"since i dont have a di.ck, i'll be one"

oh

: )

Hey honey

rn my tumblr
kueeni

is basically just ishimondo and nagito

GOOD

CHEESE IS GOOD

SO IS LEON'S BUTT

naH MAN LEON GOT NO A.SS HE SCRAWNY AS HELL

BUT NAEGI AND ISHI

DAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNN

i bet leon has a nice bat tho ;)

NO NO NO

YOU'RE WRONG

I FOUND A PICTURE OF HIS A.SS ITS NICE

ALSO YES I BET THE BAT IS NICE ;)

ISHIMARU HAS A REAAAALY NICE BODY ALL AROUND

NAHHHH MAN IN THE CONCEPT ART HE GOT NONE

do not look up mondo oowada hair down

I already have

OkAY SO

ishimaru is a slytherin,
leon gryffindoor
chihiro ravenclaw
is mONDO A GRYFINDOOR, HUFFLEPUFF, OR A SLYTHERIN?!?! AHHHHGFFHHSJ

omg I THINK HUFFLEPUFF

LOYALTY
AND
BRAVERY

bUT HE ALSO HAS

AMBITION
AND IS CUNNING

BUT IS ALSO STUPIDLY BRAVE

THIS IS SO HARD

I STILL SAY HUFFLEPUFF

IM THINKING

UH

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM IDk

JUST IMAGINE HIM SCREAMING

"BADGER PRIDE, B.ITCHES."

his spirit animal thing

is a tiGER

THATS TRUE

I SAW THREE COOL AU'S TODAY ON TUMBLR
all are non-dispair (no hopespeak tragedy)
-bilnd!ishimaru
-flourist!ishimaru and tattooartist!mondo

-ishimaru gets murdered, but comes back as a ghost and hangs out with mondo in the apartment he moves into

my favorite is flourist and tattoo artist

LiKE THEY EVENTUALLY GET MATCHING TATTOOS AFTER A LOT OF CONVICING

AWWW YES

ItS A FORGET ME NOT ON THEIR WRISTS

AWWWWWWWW PERFECT

omg whAT IF

MONDO GIVING ISHIMARU A RIDE

AND PURPOSLY MAKES SHARP TURNS SO KIYO HOLDS ON TIGHTER

,,,,,,,,, LAPIS, FUSE WITH ME

(viktor rp this w/ me)

rp what

ooOH the ishimondo thing?

YEP

OK I'LL START IT ON THE ISHIMONDO PIC I POSTED TODAY

also
1- watch the play back of that picture
2- look at my message on the friends online thing

ok

OM.FG

ARE YOU PROUD FATHER

YES SON

ishimaru: the concerned boyfriend

mondo: the h.orny boyfriend

ishimaru: wear a godda.mn helmet or no se.xual inter.course tonight

HE TOTALLY CALLS IT THAT TOO

WHILE MONDO IS JUST

"Hey let's fu.ck."

LIKE THEYRE MAKING OUT AND ISHI GOES

"is thIS THE PART WHERE WE PASSIONATLY EXCHANGE BODILY FLUIDS?"

HE'S SO PRECIOUS

HE IS LIKE
"nO WEAR THE HELMET ITS NOT SAFE AND I WONT ALLOW YOU TO GET HURT"

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

ALL I WANT IS FOR THEM TO LIVE HAPPY GAY LIVES

they should go to a diner

and kiyotaka has never been to any resturant besides high profile ones

and hes like
"Are these french-fries safe to eat?"
"yes of cOURSE THEY ARE I ALREADY ATe FIVe"
"but what if i'm allergic"
"YOURE NOT ALLERGIC TO FRIES MY GOOOOD"

PURE CHILD

HES SO NAIVE AND MONDO IS
OMG

WHAT IF A RIVAL GANG TRIES TO MESS WITH THEM ONE TIME
AND THEY MESS AROUND AND THREATEN ISHI
AND MONDO GETS ALL PROTECTIVE AND SH.IT

OK LETS THROW THAT INTO THE RP

SHOULD WE?

HELL YEAH

YAYAYYYAYYAAAAAAA

i saw this one thing on tumblr that was like
'since ishimaru and mondo are total bros, do you think after se.x theyd high five or mondo would smack ishimarus as.s and say 'good game'

yes

i just thought of something i regret

after blowin mondo and swallowing because hes a man
he says
"wow i cant believe its not butter"

OH MY GOD NOT OK

im not an okay person for thinking that

i butter fear for my life

also rn ishi is wearing a dark grey button up shirt tucked into fitted black pants (for the booty) and some nice shoes

sleeves rolled up because hes feeling especially rebelious tonight

OH FU.CK

I MESSED UP

WHAT HAPPENED

DONT LAUGH

OKAY LITERALLY DONT LAUGH

OK

WELL I WAS FEELING ADVENTUREOUS AND WANTED TO TRY SOMETHING AND I DIDN'T REALIZE FAKE BLOOD COULD DYE MY HANDS

OH

FAKE BLOOD MAKES A GREAT LUBE BUT

NOW I LOOK LIKE I JUST MURDERED SOMEONE

WELL WHAT MATTERS MOST IS:

did you have fun

...
...
...
...
yes

*TRIPLE THUMBS UP*

I feel like Maru has a very small touch of autism

YEAH TOTALLY?? OMG
in canon, like hes always had trouble communicating and talking to people and making friends!!!

also canon anxiety. like. /really/ badly. in the game he is so anxious all the time and has panicked a few times too

SO IT'S SETTLED THEN

LIL AUTISTIC ANXIETY BABY

YEP

#ISHIMARUPROTECTIONSQUAD

aka mondo's biker gang

YES YESSS

ALso ishimaru probably has very supportive parents because we've seen him shirtless plenty of times so his parents prob git him top surgery aND I LOVE THINKING ABOUT HIM HAVING VERY SUPPORTIVE PARENTS

AWWW YES

ALSO I totally think you should be the opposing team leader and verbally abuse Mondo/Ishi

OK I WILL
but just lIKE

PETER AND I DECIDED THAT MONDO AND HIS BROTHER WERE RAISED BY THIS OLD LADY WHO ADOPTED THEM

AND SHE MAKES MONDO AND ISHI COOKIES AND MILK

awwww AWWWWWW HC ACCEPTED

AnD LIK

"Hey, ugh, um.. G'ma?"
"Yes dear?"
"I'm gay."
"Thats nice dear."
"That means i like dudes, g'ma"
"Im happy then, dear. do you want any brownies?"

THATS SO CUTE

this thug guy is mean-o to the extreme-o

mono is gonna eat him

what if mondo was actually really into video games

and he introduces them to ishimaru
so they take turns playing things like smash bros and mondos personal favorite, animal crossing city folk

AWWW

mondo having low grades and ishimaru giving him positive motivation and helping him

PURE BABIES

Also im passing out so I better get some sleep, I love you, goodnight! <3

Goodnight, I love you more than anything! <3

Morning!

Morning! my parents are making me go to the gym!! uGH!! also i have kind of a busy day today but i'll get on whenever possible

Yoooo

Ugh that sucks :< you here now?

yeeayaaaa

heyoooooo

i have auditions tonight ouo;

brb

Okay hun

im back and very depressed ahahahhhh i hate julie

so[

so much yelling dude

aww... i'm sorry sweetie... is there anything I can do?

be here for me

I will. I will always be here for you, I swear.

thank you. i love you.

i'll always be here for you too

I know you will, I love you too.
Im drawing a borderline NSFW Ishimaru

gOOD

brb in an hour my tutor is here

Aww ok

OKOKAY

SHOulD I HAVE ISHI LECTURE THE SH.IT OUT OF THE DUDE

YES

ISHI HAS NO CHILL RN

KIYO GOT THE BOOTY AND IS SUPER TONED

AND STILL GOT THEM CURVES N HIPS

GIVE THE BOY A MEDAL

BI.TCHA.SS BILLY HAD TO GO AND HURT MONDO NOW ISHI GON SLAY

ISHI DONT EVEN HURT HIM HE JUST GO INTO HALL MONITOR MODE

AND BULLY LIKE "dam.n dude okay"

YUP

IM GONNA DRAW ISHI IN HIS CURRENT OUTFIT

AAAAAA YAY

theres one class picture
of all of them in gym

and ishi is wearing shorts, and mondo is obviously staring at his as.s

HE HAS A NICE A.SS THO

I DONT BLAME MONDO

HE GOT HELLA BOOTY

ishi so awkward n cute and uwu

I LOVE THEM

THEYRE V GOOD AND YES

YESYESYES

OkAY
do you think they both have sensitive areas to touch that are really a turn on
like for ishi its his butt and waist and mondo it's probably his neck

YES

ISHI BUTT AND WAIST

MONDO NECK UPPER ARMS AND CHEST

YEEEEEEEEES

dude dude

a while ago i thought of a great sceanrio

??? SHARING IS CARING

ITS NSFW

WANNA HEAR IT.

YUP

OK ONE SEC MY SPICY CHIKEN SANDWHICH IS HERE

KAY

OK I GOT TWO BECAUSE I JUST THOUGHT OF ONE

YAY

1- theyre making out intensely and mondo gets /very/ excited. ishimaru notices and decides to 'help him out' and ends up giving him a blow job

2-
mondo is having trouble focusing and texts ishi for help.
so ishi sends him increasingly more lewd pictures of himself to motivate mondo. and once hes done with his homework ishimaru comes over and 'rewards' him

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD YES

B) thank

no
thank /you/
;)

:0 any time bab

I just sent male Dani a picture of Woody shirtless with huge t.its and it says
"You're my favorite deputy."

good

also everytime i practice piano, i never play the songs im supposed too

i play zelda music exclusively

I love you

i played the song of storms for 10 minutes straight

OMG YAY

its still sunny as fu.ck.

cmon zelda cut me some slack

WANNA KNOW WHOS PRECIOUS AS FU.CK

2D

but im link

YES HE IS

did i ever tell you my murdoc theory

YES

IM PRETTY SURE ITS TRUE

I AGREE

POOR MONDO JUST WANT TO EXPRESS LOVE BUT ISHI IS TOO SOCIALLY AWKWARD

HE JUST LOVES HIM SO MUCH

brb gotta go to young womens/ mutual

aw ok

lol i am very fu.ckin

peter pointed out how dark and big the bags were underneath my eyes and later talked about how tired he is of having to deal with Amys (his gf) panic and anxiety and aince hes my only friend here im able to contact i had to agree
im very tired emotionally right now

and he doesnt really laugh at my jokes anymore and points out how different and messed up i am

im just trying to make it seem like im okay. and my mom keeps yelling at me and its.. so overwhelming

my mom never leaves me alone and is always eyeing me down and i dont like it i just want to be with you i want to be with you so badly

Holy ****... sorry I couldn't be here faster. It won't be long, We'll figure something out.

i feel silenced. thats what i feel.

That's never a good feeling... I'm sorry

im always trying to be two different people, both people i want to be.

huhgnnnn oh well

i'll figure it out someday

Yes, you will. You will be okay and we will be together someday. I swear it.

okay

i just gotta have hope

Be the super duper hopester you strive to be

i really want to cuddle rn and that is very rare.

Listen I always want to cuddle

i love hugs but i hate it when someone rubs or pats my back when so

I just like to hold people and be held but it has to be someone I love, like you.

lol i keep drawin sad nagito

because hes always hopeful but he showed signs of despair which he ignores

I'm drawing you something

oh?

it's a surprise c:

oh okie

Also im doing a weird greyscale of Liu

Cool!

dude

imagine Kiyotaka topping

yes

yES.

im up for both cis and trans ishi actually

so i can have all the nsfws

all and more

:)

tbh I like trans but

strap ons

thats evEN BEtTER THough
(also yes trans ishi is best in my opinon too uwu)
MONDO WOULD BE TOTALLY INTO IT

HE WOULD JUST
'HUH OK'

he would be very suprised by how rough and amazing ishi would be uwu*

YEYE

HAHAHAAAH YES

well i figured out my problem from last night

and how did you solve it

latex gloves

now you can solo without staining your hands

Looks less like murder

the murder of

oh gEDAHJM I JUST DROPPED MY 3DS ON MY NECK CAUSE IM LAYING DOWN UGHHH O.MFG

OWWWWWW

lIKE I hate the idea of being choked so i hate it when things touch my the front of my neck

like one time someone accidentally hit me there and just
nupe

Awww. I'll remember that and be sure to avoid it, your legs too.

yeah thatd be nice if you did

also i just thought of something scary-sad for ishimondo

I promise you I will. I want you to feel comfort around me.

and oh?

so what if for a few dates, nothing bad happens, no rival gang encounters
then three men from the rival attack. Mondo tries to hold back two of them, hoping ishimaru hid or stay put
but the third on catches ishi off guard and pins him against the wall, choking him, attempting to strangle him

AWWWWWWWWWW

and of course ishimaru cant fight back or speak, due to, well, being choked
and mondo gets the other two away, and realizes whats going on behind him

Im like passing out, I did a lot of running today... I'm gonna get some rest. Goodnight my dear, I love you more than anything! Sleep well. Talk to you in the morning <3

goodnight, i love you <3

Hey honey! Sorry I havent been on, William and I were hanging out

I made him watch all of Dangan Ronpa

GOOD

also all ive been thinking about today is sad komahina and ishimondo

and i watched DR2 gameplay.
i am nagito

ALSO DID WILLIAM LIKE IT

HE LOVES IT

BONUS MONDO IS HIS FAVORITE

AND HE SHIPS ISHIMONDO

GOOD

ALSO.
YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW, I FOUND THE JAPANESE VAS FOR GUNDAM AND MONDO

SINGING PONPONPON

GUNDAM SOUNDS GREAT AND MONDO IS. GR E AT.

THATS WONDERFUL

ARe your parents home?

I REPOSTEDMIT ONTO MY TUMBLR, KUEENI.
LISTEN TO IT

also no they arent.

Do you wanna game chat on pokemon?

tbh im still shaken up from two weeks ago? i feel too nervous to..

sorry.... i dont wanna take any risks.. my mom just barely got home too. just heard the garage

I completely understand, Darling. I just miss your voice.

me too...

Ugh... this second chapter/level in DR 2 is going to be painful for me.

But, whenever you feel safe, we can do it again!

Let's change the subject.
You know how Addy said Liu ate Rem's face one? William did that to me today.

YOU GUYS MADE OUT?

NO WE HAVEN'T EVEN KISSED ON THE LIPS YET

HE JUST LOVES COMING UP BEHIND ME, HUGGING MY MID SECTION AND KISSING THE SIDE OF MY FACE A BUNCH

AWWW

ALSO ABORT SHIP FOR TODAY ON WATCHING DR2

no PE

HE IS VERY SWEET AND GENTLE AND MINDFUL OF WHAT I LIKE AND DONT LIKE

AWWWW

oh great!! they just beat up nagito

im done for today :):):)

oh god

souda knocked him out and akane tried to strangle him
:)
now hes even more not okay hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
literally only hajime can even tolerate nagito. everyone else even /said/ they want him dead

THATS NOT OKAY

the best way to put it

they all started hating him especially at the trail.
hajime blamed him and he started to panic, like, /actually/ panic. he couldnt even speak.
then he decided to save teruteru (because he knew it was him as the killer)

so he snapped and took the blame and everyone eventually realized it was teruteru.
nagito snapped back to being against him, losing even more trust from everyone.

after the trail and execution, he told everyone he was okay if they wanted to kill him, saying he would even help them

POOR BABY OH MY GOD

he kept talking about how worthless he was and how much he wanted to die

everyones reaction?
hajime saying he wasnt (hes precious)
others agreed and made fun of him. and then souda and akane beating him up.

IMMA HOLD HIM N DRY HIS TEARS

THEY TIED HIM UP AND FORGOT TO FEED HIM

also. much later in the game he kills himself. he fuc.king mutilates himself

I HATE THAT

AND DURING HIS TRAIL. ALL AKANE DOES IS MAKE JOKES ABOUT HIS DEATH.

NAGITO DESERVES TO BE LOVED AND UNDERSTOOD.
AND /IN GAME/ HE SAYS HAJIME IS THE ONLY PERSON HES EVER ///LOVED///

POORBABE

ahg i just read a post on tumblr
"Uhm, okay. The DR fandom makes me mad! Komahina and Ishimondo are abusive because [lists bullsh.it reasons]"

uhhhhmmm??? no. not even a little bit

neither of those are even a little abusive

they're beautiful ships goD

THEYRE BOTH VERY VERY SUPPORTIVE AND LOVING RELATIONSHIPS.

that reminds me

the guy choking ishimaru would get fuc.kiN WRECKED BY MONDO. MONDO WOULD KICK THE SH.IT OUT OF HIM

I LOVE MONDO

IMAGINE HOW ANGRY HE WOULD BE

I HOPE THAT GANG DUDE CAN RUN FAST CAUSE HED BE DEAD SON

I BET MONDO /HAS/ ACTUALLY KILLED PEOPLE BEFORE DESPAIR

YEP.
also funfact:
mondo planned to retire as leader and become a carpenter and ishimaru a politician

OKOKOK
AU WHERE POLITICAN ISHI HAS A BODY GUARD

AND HIS BODY GUARD IS MONDO

OM.FG HOW ABOUT YES

YESYESYESSS
MONDOS DUTY AS BODY GAURD

PROTECT THE A.SS

MONDO PROBABLY LOOKS REALLY HOT WITH WHAT HE'S DOING RIGHT NOW

DUDE

KIYOTAKA IS TOTALLY TURNED ON BY IT RN

IM SURE

"M-MONDO. SAVE IT FOR TONIGHT"

IM BACK BB

HEY BABUUUU

HEY IDEA FOR THE WASTELAND RP

MM?

For reasons of story board, should we speed up Rem's pregnancy?

sure!
also im drawing ishimondo rn uwu

YAY I LOVE THEM SO MUCHHH

I JUST

YES

bad ideas for me:
watch videos about trans males while drawing ishimondo

tears will come

AW

memmmorrryyyy
all alone iN THE MOOOOON LIGHT

I showed William RemRem today and he asked me if it was cheating if he checked out a character based on me

oMFF
also my wifi stopped working for a secon' and i almost panicked

Awww honey

honestly anything that could possibly take me away from you freaks me out

Yeah... me too.

i have no impulse contrOL OM.FG.

I saw my chapstick
"lipstick" i think

so i cUT IT DIAGONALLY. SO ITS LIKE LIPSTICK

WHY DID I DO THAT

THATS COOL THO

ALSO

Mondo: where we goin

Ishimaru: I dont care as long as you fu.ck me

BASICALLY

they're so damn cute

WHEN I READ IF HE REMEMBERED TO BRIMG THE OVERNIGHT BAG I VERBALLY SAID OUTLOUD

"i forgot to bring the bag i am such i bad boyfriend fu.ck"

I LOVE YOU

sOMETIMES I FORGET IM NOT MY KIN

LIKE WHEN I WAS WAtCHING DR2 TODAY IM LIKE

"guys im just trying to give you hopE YOURE TALENTED PEOPLE JUST LET ME H EL P"
then i realized i was yelling at my computer

I DO THAT TOO

LIKE SO MANY TIMES I DO THAT

speaking of kins

today i wore a trashed hoodie and jeans and i didnt brush my hair or wear ANY makeup.
i may have looked like jeff other days. but today. jesus.

CUTIE

i looked like i just almost killed my brother

i

i probably could convince my mom to let me dye my hair black

that would look really nice on you

then to complete the look, i have to mutilate my face and commit homicide

or you could not

fine instead i'll get in a fight with three delinquents and kill two and the third will set me on fire

or no

ok fine that leads to my last option.

getting a stoner boyfriend

yes
get a stoner
i'll get a prositute

then we fu.ck 'em

i'll be god and change yours'
genetalia
and then go through like 5 miscarriges with mine

o sh.it I just thought of something really f.ucked up

omf.g what

what if

hear me out

what if during rem trying desperately to get pregnant and all of them dying

what if jeff and ben slipped up and ben got pregnant but of course they didn't want to keep it

so liu

grieving over his dead children and hopes

has to write it dead

oh mY GOD NO THATS SO SAD

whats even worse

lets say addy could actually pick up on it's signol and it was strong and it was going to live

and its easy for Jeff and Ben who don't want kids

But da.mn near impossible for Rem and Liu

And Jeff and ben just throw it away

JESUS

AND BEN TAKES IT ALL REALLY HARSH AND THAT'S WHY HE'S SO SENSITIVE ABOUT HOPE

oh my god

ok so im looking at ishimondo por.n in my broswer

and mondO was laying down in one of the piCTURES AND THE TOP SCREEN CUT THROUGH IT

AND MADE THE POMPADOUR TWICE AS LONG AND I FU.CKING LOST IT IM STILL LAUGHING

BUT YES THAT IS HORRIBLY SAD?? HOW DO YOU THINK OF SUCH SAD THIMGS

OM.FG

I DONNU

ALSO I IMAGINE THEY DECIDE NOT TO TELL REM ABOUT ANY OF IT

I WOULD EXPECT SO. I WOULDN' EVER TELL REM

ITS NOT NECCESARY THAT SHE KNOW THAT

SHE ALREADY THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS WAY WRONG WITH HER BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T CARRY

IF REM FINDS OUT I'LL HAVE TO TELL HER THAT IT WAS A PRANK AND THEN PRAY TO SATAN SHE'LL BUY IT

ESPECIALLY RN BECAUSE STRESS ON A MOTHER CAN CAUSE AN UNBORN BABY TO EITHER DIE OR HAVE ANXIETY IN LIFE

YEAH

ALSO
"hey rem you know that thing you had to try so hard at before you got lucky? yeah we did that first try. then we had your boyfriend crush it"

DONT SOUND ALL TOO GREAT

"we fed it to a dog"

god fu.ckin dammit my headphones jusT TIeD AROUND MY NECK AND I TRIED TO SIT UP

UJSHHhutt FU.CKIN STUPID A.SS HEADPHONES

"it was great lol"

"you... what...? ohgod, oh god I-I I cant beli- you made Liu- oh god- oh GOD!"

"lol hey if you drop this one can we have it,, dog's gotta eat."

"he ate it /all/ up."

"OH GOD"

"he was very happy lol know anymore fetus' we can give to it"

"I-IM GONNA-"

"we already fed him all the ones you had burried in shoe boxes"

Rem just screams

"he liked the oldest one the most, with all the maggots and such"

ok in the DR2 doodles i posted today, the dude with the long dark hair? thats what my hair looked like today

nicE

but imagine what liu would do if the actually dug up all the fetuses and fed them to wild animals

im pretty sure i could kill someone with my hair

i could lead someone to kill me with my zero good qualities does that count

aLYS ALYS
WOULD YOU Be A weREWOLF OR A VAMPIRE

also hold the fuc.k up because that is so false

vampire

GOOD. VAMPIRES ARE THE BEST

;) I agree

i just thought of something very sad

about who

ishimondo

what if that rival gang somehow found out that not only was ishi mondo's boyfriend, but also trans

OH GOD

OW

ishimaru would be in for some big trouble

what if he was walking home /alone/ from school one night after staying late, and they got a hold of him

NO MONDO WOULDN'T LEAVE HIM ALONE

But he wouldnt be there at school that late
so ishimaru would walk home thinking it was safe

MONDO WOULD BE KILLING PEOPLE

what if they kidnapped him and someone in the crazy diamonds found out and told mondo

nO

ok but im passing out, I love you! goidnight sweetheart.

i have a busy day tomorrow and wont be on most likely until nighttime, but i'll see what i can do!

goodnight, i love you!!

Aw alright
Morning!

i made my mom mad and yell at me because i didnt say thank you when she said 'bless you' after i sneezed

fu.cking bullsh.it

thats bullsh!t

today was shi.tty as fu.ck

i /just barely/ got done with work, and i still have auditions tonight at 8:2O. those should only be 15-thirty mins tho

but still i am tired af

not to mention i watched more DR2 today. update-
-death threats from LITERALLY EVERYONE BUT MONOMI.
even the guy playing the game kept saying how much nagito deserved death and how awful and mentally ill (he thinks its bad) he is
-starved nagito
- fuyuhiko, my 2nd fav character almost got murdered. he got /mutliated/. i know he lives but still

Oh wow... Well, let your inner Kiyotaka take over. You got this.

im an angry depressed little fu.ck

do you know any hitmen i can hire

I know me

kill my parents pls uwu*

okay owo'

Have you ever played Fallout?

nupe

ok well we gotta someday its great, but where I was going with that is in Fallout im in an online guild of bountyhunters

i am a hitman

G OO D

ITS A GREAT GUILD WE RAID PEOPLE AND WE CALL OURSELF WARKIDS

NIIIIICCEEEE

william is the exact opposite of me in fallout

hes in a group called the impereals they're like always super clean and they use sniper rifles and they're charisma is SUPER high so they can order people around

me im like

i have a lot of blunt force strength and endurance and speed and I have a german sheppard named Dogmeat

and i murder people for money

money is 1OOOOOOO/1O

we were playing today and he followed me into my guild's house (an abandoned car workshop) and like two seconds in people saw his blatently white uniform and just fuc.kin murdered him
it was so fast

so many throwing knives

i just type in the chat
"nice shot. that was my boyfriend."

om.fg

LITERALLY THE FIRST THING BACK IN THE CHAT IS
"so we've offically made the impereals our bi,tch."

JESUSSSSS

im still crying over fuyuhiko and nagito

fans like nagito like him because "hes so insane XD just lik meh lol"

FU.CKinnnNNG

half of the comments on DR2 playthrough--
"NAGITO IS SO KINKY XXDDDDDD I BET HE LOVES PAIN UWU HEHE"
other half
"that girl has nice ti.ts"

om.fg

1- he.. nagito doesnt enjoy torture? in fact he wants to die because of the torture hes been through did to him
2- ohhhhhh yeS SHE DOES

u ready for mondo to get aggresively dom

hon

HON U KNO I AM SO READY TO DO THIS

imma mix my handsome jack and archie aboa topping techniques

it gon be rough

GOODGOODGOOD
naive child ishi
"is this the part where i take off my clothes"

im cry

im back from auditions

How'd it go? c:

i think it went really well!

Awww yay c:

ishi gon get fuc.ked so hard c;

OH SO HARD

he'll follow all mondos orders c:

d.amn i know i would

brobro
imagine dom ishi but like

hes giving orders, like, nlt just commands, he orders

NICE

also, would you like to try skypechat again?

i mean

yeah i'll try but i really hope it doesnt crash 17 times on me again

I know, but I have a good feeling.

If this dosen't work, would you like to try tango?

its not working...
with google hangouts, try the name Vera Jones... my picture is the judge. it should be easier to find me on that account compared to the others

Alright honey we'll see

look up Noname pestal

i found you!

we did it!

pplleazs gert lon thjys uobe

ssgoszre

cabnt bbrrwathe

What is going on?

mmhy mom vame uin whileei was on laptoop

clossed oouyt of everyytgimh and gott away withh it safelyy noo harm donne

sttikl pannickuh

itscaeed mee

ggrabb lapptopp latter whhen thhey adleep

But everything's okay?

yyees... itt justbsccared me

iwaanna cry

mmyy ipod sccreen hhardly woorkis

Okay sweetie... good. Have you tried your ipod in a while?

yyrah, a liitlle bit ago when imttold you whiCh painting to ggo on... moost buttons ddont work.
a laage cornner of the screen iis... deaad.

Odd... just let it charge and rest...

i ddidnnt evdn drop it......
oojh godd tmy hearrt beaat iss gettimg fasttee

ii wwaannaabite my fingers

dont do that please

ddontkmow wat do wiitgnmy hands

type to me.

ookkkdaafg

mmhychest hhUrtsss

mychhset hurrts ccany breahe

yes you can... breathe slowly in and out

ookkta

Favorite color?

mmarroon and eemerald

very nice

llloud noises outiscd.. fireworkss

Dont pay attention to them

ii swanna cuddle

me too

aare yiou oksayy?

My friends kept comparing me to Crona today

yeah im ok

8iis ttat bad?/. i kki n witgnthem.. were thhhey being mmean aout it"?

No its okay! Tbh i kin with them too. and they weren't being mean at all

qhhh okay,,. mmy breathuing is getting betyer. just shakky. thank yiu

its fine my love... how's your ipod?

itts respponding mmore thann it was when i wokke up. ill let itbsit for a whille longer

onnce my paarents are asleep ill gget the laptoop.. arround 12:30 myy timme if thatss not too laae

I'll try to stay up

iits my ffaukly... evverythinng ia my faaultt.. its my faullt my mom brokke so mmahy things todday.. its my faaullt she kicked me,.. im dssorry

It's NOT your fault... everything will be okay

mmy shinnis bruissed

im so sorry..

i lovee you so much

I love you too

imm sorrry.. thhis is so inconvient

It's okay... we'll figure it out. We'll manage

ii messed up..,, im sorry, imm aobbing

Did you hurrt yourself..?

noo.. i will nott, imdont want to hurtt you.

Thank you..

I lovee you too much to do that to you.

I love you too... so much

I'dd give anything to cuddle wwith you right now and kiss you too,.

I would too

I think i'mm mosttly calm.. thank you

It's no problem at all my dear...

thinkking about how much i love you,,.. it makkes me so happy. im sorry i lovve you so ggod da.mn much

Hehe, that makes me really happy

Reaally? i love making you happy!! That makes me happy

You make me happy each day

Oh my god im smiling so much right now..

I thinkk i can grab the laptop now.

hehe me too <3

okay! please be safe!

okay... Wish mme luck!

NICE.. I GOT IT!

See you on hangouts!

Hello?

Im here! You?