(continued) "Oh my beautiful tyrant, my sole reason for living! My Strapstar!", you cry, "I have missed your art defecate so much, I may in fact begin to go on my knees and kiss your dainty, peachy toes!" And to this I say, kiss my feet my precious little scabie!

I, the elusterious being I am, have been working hard in my laboratory during my many years of absence! More creations! More monsters! More stuff you've seen before but are ALSO BETTER! Tumors? We got 'em son. Skeletons? OH BABY DO I! Mo'cruncy, tasty monsters? Brother, you know it.
Am I back? Has the fated day befallen us all? ARE WE YET ONCE AGAIN CAST UNDER THE DARKNESS THAT IS MY PASSIONATE EMBRACE? NO! Colors is but a frail, decaying roadkill. Everyone... They've ded. Reduced into TINY, DULL PEBBLES that wander the artistic wastes of this site in search of someone to talk about their FEELINGS with! How enamorously PITIFUL!

No, my lovelies, for you see! My return will be much more multi-accesible, sharing MUCH more!

YES! Snuff films! ANIMATIONS? WHUZZAT? Its absolutely splendid I tell you! And it all falls onto my glorious introduction to a tablet and SUPERIOR ART SOFTWARE!

Yes... Quite, this news is RATHER meaningless. But to those of you who still stand, with all limbs attached, and whose heart pumps juicy essence for the glorious Strapstar, know that I am NOT DEAD! YET! AND JUICY CONTENT WILL BE MADE! JUST YOU CLENCH YOUR B-HOLE AND ANTICIPATE MY GLORIOUS REBIRTH!

In the meantime, excrete your fluids over this "ART", as you may call it, which is a redone version of a VERY VERY early Colors drawing I did! I say, it's even in the playback! HOW INTRUIGING!

And... for the record. I do not find... stomachs of an appealing manner. Go away! IT WASNT ME! ANY SUB-HUMAN COULD SEE THAT! I have much more acquired tastes, such as HULKING TENTACLE BABES!

Until next time! *"The Strapstar Show" jingle plays as credits roll*

Man I never seen u draw in FOREVER!

You kid. this is a kid, right? Oh sweet crust you're an ancient god now. Where did the centuries go...

OH YES!! C8

It's great to see you return, Strapstar! I'm excited in seeing see your new works! ; D

That speech was bootiful. . . I cri
TBH I don't post much here either so like I don't blame you for not posting but I've already told you through kik, I missed your art and it's good to see a serious drawing from you. <3

Also I didn't understand about 95 percent of your novel you wrote for us riP

omg I watched the speedpaint for this and you have improved so much like and your detail makes me puke rainbows