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"Yeah..." Rem opened the door to face her obviously worried daughter, "I'm okay, just morning sickness, I guess... As for Hope, she's strong enough to make me sick so that's good."

"Ah, thank fu.cking god.." Adelaide sighed with relief.
"Jeff is on the couch and Ben got freaked out and retreated to his gameboy thing again."

"Oh..." She looked down, "I'm... I'm sorry for worrying everyone..." Never before had a pregnancy messed with her emotions before... And Liu, watching from behind his mate, didn't know if that should worry or uplift them.

"I heard you heaving and I.. kind of assumed the worst." She admitted.

"You should have seen it from my perspective... one moment we're spooning and the next she's running to go pray to the porcelin god for mercy." Liu chuckled.

// "I'm so sorry..." she sniffled, "I really don't mean to upset anyone..."

"Hey, It's okay. Now we know youre gonna be okay, right?" She asked, seeming more meek than usual.

She nodded, suddenly seeming very chipper,
"Right on! Everythin's gonna be great!"

A smile appeared on her face.
"Fu,ck yeah! Everything is going to turn out great." Adelaide said, trying to remain positive.

Rem smiled back to her, "Come on, come on, come on," she took Adelaide by her wrist and pulled her into her bed room before sitting cross legged on the bed, motioning for Adelaide to join her. "I need some girl time."
Liu chuckled... Rem could be so da,mn cute sometimes.
"Taking that as my que to get lost and let you ladies talk." he smiled, walking into the tv room, shutting the bedroom door behind him.

"So what do you wanna talk 'bout?" She asked, sitting next to her favorite person, leaning against her in a loving manner.

She hooked her arm around her, holding her close, "Well, Hope for one." She beamed, "Are you wanting a boy or a girl?"

"Whatever it wants to be, y'know?" she grinned, happy knowing that Rem was okay.

"Oh, for sure." She smiled back to her, "Though, as I was tellin' your father, the guys have us out numbered and it's time I use, my f.uckin' god given gift to stop that." She laughed.

"Yeah, we need to another soilder if we want to properly take the males out!" She laughed.

"Eh... she's half Liu, we can't assume she'll be strong." She smirked devilishly.

"Oh, dam.n! Rem over here throwin' some major shade!" She cackled.

Rem laughed, hugging her tighter, "Bi.tch, you know it!"

"She's gonna be a fuc.king giant." Adelaide realized. "Hope is going to tower over me, just like Liu! Oh my god!" She laughed.

Rem laughed, "Holy h.ell, I hope she doesn't get too big inside me, I don't know if I can handle gettin' fat."

"That reminds me." Adelaide began. "I once stole a sh!t load of cash from a lady who was expecting."

Rem laughed loosly, putting a hand on her stomach.
"How much?"

"I think it was around seventy-five?" She tried to remember. "That was when I bought my first padded bra."

"Stole money from a pregnant lady for a padded bra." She repeated, "Should I be watching my wallet."

"Hey! Can you blame me? I'm flatter than a fuc.kin' board!" Adelaide laughed. She loved spending alone time with Rem like this, it meant a lot to her.

Rem smiled at her, "Atleast your bo.obs aren't sore." She groaned, "Being pregnant's weird." She let her head fall onto Addy's shoulder.

"Aw, c'mon. At least you /have/ t!ts. Mine are literally part of my clothes."

She frowned softly, maybe... maybe Liu could write something up for her? Was that possible? Yeah...! Atleast to Rem it was, to Rem, Liu could do anything. "You're so beautiful, Addy..."

"Oh, thanks! You're pretty hot yourself." Adelaide replied, trying to make 'hot' sound as respectable as possible.

"Not for long." She groaned. "F,ucking Liu f.ucking up my f.ucking gorgeous body with his c.um." She furrowed her brows, "That d.ick!"

//MY GOD//

Adelaide burst into a fit of laughter.
"Aw, did daddy give you the cummies?"

She poked her stomach, "EVI-FU.CKIN-DENTLY." she spat, "I'M GONNA TO BE SUPER HEAVY SOON AND IT'S ALL GONNA BE HIS FAULT- ADELAIDE- LET'S CHOP HIS D.ICK OFF- WAIT- no I like that too much."

"Bullsh!t! You'll still be the prettiest motherfu.cker in this entire building. And in the mean time, I'll be happy to keep his di.ck warm for you." She winked.

Instantly, her rage faded and in it's place laughter rose. "Addy he's your father and-Ahahahahaha!"

"I listen well." Adelaide grinned. "I know /exactly/ what Daddy likes." her tone laid somewhere inbetween serious and joking.

Rem flopped over onto the bed, cackling violently, "I CAN'T- I CAN'T BREATH-" she wailed on for about a soild minute before covering her mouth with her hand once more, "Nope- Not again- I will not puke." She ordered herself.

"Um... yeah. Don't f'ucking puke please." She said, her voice sounding meek again.

She pulled herself up to sit up again, "Oh man... Oh man..." She swallowed hard, "A-Am I /supossed/ to get sick and stuff? Because this is- Ohman."

"I.. I am pretty sure it's just part of normal pregnacy stuff."

She nodded, "Yeah, I've heard that before... I'm okay... Hope needs to chill the f.uck out and stop doin' whatever she's doin' that's makin' me sick."

"Do you want anything to eat?" Adelaide asked, knowing that during pregnacies, people usually ate a lot more.

"I don't know if I can handle it? With other pregnancies I was ravenously hungry but with Hope... I can try?" She let her hand fall away from her mouth.

"So like, a fu.ckin' cracker?" She questioned.

"Ew, no, how about like just a glass of water?" She offered.

"Water? I'm on it." Adelaide nodded, heading out of the room and into the kitchen.

Rem watched as she left, the feeling that Adelaide would constantly be at her side for the next few months crept over her, and caused her to smile. //

"Hey Sweetie." Greeted Liu from the couch, leaning against Jeff, probably having a similar conversation, "How are you three ladies holding up?"

Adelaide looked over as she grabbed a plastic pink cup.
"Just talking about regular things, your d!ck, boo.bs, things like that."

Embarassed, he felt his cheeks heat up,"You're not really talking about my p,enis, are you?"

"We like the /exciting/ and /big/ topics." She grinned, reaching over to the tap so she could fill the cup with water.
--
"Do you /really/ have to though?" Jeff asked, making a slightly disgusted face.
--
"Yup."

"I could list like ten things going on right now that are more exciting than what's in my-" // Rem overheard the conversation from the other room, and began to blare through the house, Niki Minaj's Anaconda. // "R-REM!" Liu's pale face turned strawberry red.

Jeff put his hands on his face again while Adelaide laughed her a.ss off.
"Yeah Liu! You got the best co.ck around!!!"

After a while of dating Rem, Liu found out why there were so little Siren's left in Wasteland... They wouldn't shut up so people must have murdered them. And while Liu usually loved this about Rem, sometimes he had to make her silent... And there was only one way to do it.
Liu stood to his feet and hurried into the bedroom before slamming into the bed, meshing his lip's violently to Rem's... the kiss instantly silencing the tune.

"Awww, they're gonna have butt-se.x now." Adelaide joked, placing the water on the table.
--
"Addy, oh my /god/. They're not going to fu.ck." Jeff scolded.
--
"And you don't understand the concept of tone."
--
"Oh, hardy-har-har."

As Liu pulled his lips away, Rem breathed in,
"Okay, okay, no jokes about your little 'Mr.Woods'." She smirked.

Adelaide walked back to Rem's room with the water.
"Dinner is served," She said, holding out the cup.

Rem smiled gently, "Thank you, Sugar." She took the water and sipped a good bit of it down as Liu walked out of the room.

"That'll be 25 dollars," She joked.

"Oh." Rem giggled, "I only have a credit card."

"Sorry, I only take cold-hard cash."

"Husteling your own pregnant mother." She smirked, "You've learned well."

"Hey, I learned from the best." She winked and gave a thumbs-up.

She giggled, "Glad you didn't lesrn /too/ much from me, or else this would be your baby im carrying." She laughed a bit harder before calming once more, "Do you have any concerns or just generally anything you've been thinking about her?"

"Hmm.. I just want her to be healthy and fuc.kin' hot as hell too." Adelaide grinned. "With her parents, she's destined to be one hot piece o' a.ss."

She smiled back at her, "And with her big sister teachin' her fahion 'nd hair... by god, she'll be a goda.mn masterpeice." She said, her eyes gasping at wonder as she spoke.

"Don't let 'er near Jeff if we know whats good for the both lf them." She chuckled.

She tilted her head, "What do you mean?"

"I mean, can you really trust /him/ around kids?" She lowered her voice slightly.

Rem narrowed her eyes, "...What are you suggesting?"

"Well, y'know." She shrugged. Though she did consider Jeff a brother, she still couldn't trust him around Rem. Especially not since what he allowed to happen to her, against his will or not.

She exhaled, "He's her brother... I dont think he would do anything to her." She admitted, eyeing her stomach. "Do I look bigger? I shouldn't but I fell bigger-"

"Hey, it's only been like 8 weeks, you still look the same. Just a tiny bump."
Adelaide convinced her.

"Liu made me read a baby book once that said that right about now the baby's the size of a jelly bean." She looked back at Adelaide, smiling gently, "Hey... Thanks for bein' here for me."

"Yo, you're like my mom-best friend-sister. Why the hell wouldn't I want to spend time with you?" She smiled.

"Because i'm sick and gross." She hummed, eyes set on Adelaide for a few more moments before she wrapped her arms around the girl, hugging her tightly, laying her head to her flat chest.

"You're like a fu.ckin' cat. A sexy cat." Adelaide laughed as she put one arm around Rem as she rested her head on Adelaide's chest.

She closed her eyes, chuckling, "Me-ow." She sang, snuggling closer to Adelaide's chest.

"Aww, good kitty." She teased.
//andro be like//

//YEP//

"You're a better pillow than your dad." She yawned.

"Yeah?" She asked, then paused for a moment. "Now that I think of it, he probably uses /you/ as a pillow."

"Not really anymore... He used to, but after that place, after the tourture... Now he surrounds my body with his, making sure that he can see me, defend me. Last night was the first night he let his gaurd down, and the last, I bet."

"Yeah, I'd guess that much." Adelaide sighed, running her fingers through Rem's soft hair.

The feeling of her dainty fingers through her hair calmed her nerves, she gave one final yawn before giving in to her depleated energy and going straight to sleep.

"Yep." Adelaide sighed. "Just like a god da.mn cat."

It wasn't long before Liu cracked open the door to peek inside. As soon as he saw Rem curled up asleep on Adelaide, he placed both hands over his mouth to cover his wildly happy and affectionate smile.

"Oh, hey! What's up?" She asked quietly, not wanting to disturb Rem.

He moved his hand down,
"Just wanted to see if my girls needed anything."

"What do I need? How about bo.obs." She joked, half serious.

Liu chuckled and kneeled next to the bed, on his knees.
"You know... I could see if I could write some up...?" He offered.

"Really. Are you sure it could work?"

"Am I sure...?" He thought to himself, "Princess, I wish I could say yes but honestly, I'm not sure." He smiled up at her, "It's worth a try, though."

She smiled widely.
"That.. would be fu.cking amazing, honestly!!"

He laughed, "Okay, let's make a bet. If it doesn't work, I become your slave again for... a year, but if it does work..." He smirked, "You have to call me Dad for a year."

"Deal!" She agreed, hopeful that it would work. "And... Ben? Could anything be done for him?"

Liu cupped his chin, feeling his stubble,
"Hrm... I suppose so." He hummed, "Want me to get my notebook?"

"Yeah! It's getting late.. should you do it before we go to be or some sh.it?"

He nodded, "Yeah, good thinking, Kiddo... Do you want to swap beds with me for the night? Anyway, I think your mom wants you to." He chuckled, watching Rem sleep.

"You sure you don't want to be with Rem?" She asked, knowing how much he probably wanted to be with her after what happened.

"Of course I want to, but I think she needs you right now." He smiled softly.

"Okay, I'll just sleep in these clothes as well." She smiled. "Would you mind helping her off me so I can lay down?"

Though Liu knew waking a pregnant woman could be as dangerous as waking a bear, he nodded and stood up, gently scooping Rem's resting body into his arms. Rem gave a whimper and whined out a simple word, "Addy...?"
// "Shh, She's right here darling." Liu hushed, laying her onto her side of the bed.

Adelaide went over to lay right next to Rem, not even bothering to get under her covers.

"Goodnight darling, I love you." Liu said as he bent in to kiss her ever so softly.
// She smiled,
"Mn... Night, Love you"

"Night Liu, night Rem!" Adelaide said, ever-so-cheerful about what Liu promised.

"Goodnight, Princess. I love you." He bent to hug her before walking out of the room.
// Rem burried herself into the blankets and pillows,
"I have never been this tired." She groaned.

"Then go to sleep, Rem." Adelaide muttered, realizing how tired she was too.

She hummed one, "mmmn... goodnight honey, love you."
And with that, she was out.

Adelaide dozed off after a few minutes, excited for the following morning.

As prediction stated, Rem woke up terribly sick and found herself in the bathroom, wiping puke off her face.

Unfortunately, Adelaide stayed fast asleep.

After her fit, she walked into the living room to find Liu on the couch, sipping coffee.
"Good morning, beautiful." He said genuinely.
//
"fu.ck you." She retorted.

Jeff, who was sitting nearby Liu, gave Rem a surprised look.
"I thought you already did."

(IM CRYONG OHMYGOD)

"He did, that's the problem- no- no no, Hope you're not a problem, oh my god." She whined as she sat down next to Liu.

"Couldn't fall asleep or something?" Jeff asked. "Liu told me you were tired as hell."

She leaned onto Liu, "No, I slept fine honey, It's just I woke up sicker than a dog."

"Sounds exciting." He said with sarcasm. "We've just been sitting here for a while."

"Oh it was great, being pregnant is super." She said equally sarcastic.
/// "Guys, before the others wake up, I need to tell you what I did." Liu interveined.

"Is this about the sponges or something completely different?"

(FUKING RTGRRYUJHAHAHAHS)

(I HAD TO OK)

Rem rose a brow and was about to ask when Liu butted back in,
"DIFFERENT. I KIND OF- Rewrote- or at least attempted to rewrite- Adelaide and Ben's genders."

"Wait, so you mean like, made them the genders they were born with or the ones they are?"

Liu nodded, smiling, "With any luck, I gave them the genders they were supposed to have." //
"Liu- oh my god that's so sweet." Rem gushed.

"Really? Are you sure it's going to work?.." Jeff asked. He hoped it would work, for multiple reasons.

"God, I hope." He exhaled. //
"No, it will." Rem leaned up, kissng his cheek.

"They're going to be super excited tomorrow if it does. Should we celebrate or something?"

Rem nodded, "Hell yeah! I'm dying for some cake anyway." //
"N'aww, cute litte cravies." Liu sang, rubbing Rem's stomach. She would have maybe objected if it didn't ease her sickness.
"But yes, I think we ought to." Liu finished.

"We should wait to see if it even ends up working, or we'll have to waste perfectly good cake, which is unacceptable." Jeff added.

Rem pursed her lip, "Oh it wouldn't go to waste, unless you mean like me wasting it." She half joked.

"Lets hope this works then." He commented.

"Yes..." Liu said softly.

"Even if it doesn't, its still cool of you to do that for them." He assured him.

Liu smiled, "Thank you..." he stared at the bedroom door, waiting for any sign of Adelaide.

Adelaide still laid there, sound asleep.

Suddenly, Ben's closed DS began to nudge around in Jeff's pocket.

"Oh, sh.it-" Jeff mumbled as he pulled out the 3DS, placing it on the couch.

Once the ds was placed and open, Ben shot out of the screen and onto the floor, standing casually.
"Sup guy-" He grasped at his throat, "Uh- oh sh.it- my voice-" He stuttered, thinking he must have messed himself up somehow on account of his voice ebbing deeper.

"Hey, you good?" Jeff asked him, noticing that he was slightly suprised.

He shrugged, "Uh, I think...? Does my voice sound weird to you?"

"Different? It sounds a bit deeper than usual." He replied, positive that what Liu had written worked.

He nodded, "Right? 'Sound's like a fu.ckin' dude..." Ruby eyes widened. ///

"I wrote something for you last night, please don't take this the wrong way but, Ben darling, please go check your pants." Liu inquired, sending Ben into the bathroom.

Jeff gave Ben a double thumbs up before wacthing him walk into the bathroom.

The boy didn't know what to expect, but it sure as hell wasn't what he found.
As he dropped his pants and underwear, he gasped, a hand fishing to grab and feel his new apendage. It was warm, soft, exactly the size he imagined for himself.
"Liu..." he hummed quietly.

Just then, Adelaide cam bursting out of the bedroom.
"GUYS- GUYS- OH MY GOD. GUESS WHAT. GUESS FU.CKIN' WHAT."

In a moment of triumph, Ben practically tore off his binder and threw it in the trash.
//
"What is it sweetie?" Liu purred, a pleased smile on his face.

"I GOT TI.TS. I GOT MOTHERFU.CKIN TI.TS, YO!!" She exclaimed. Her voice was noticable higher and hadn't cracked once.

Rem smiled, squeezing Liu's hand,
"Well then, Missy, Looks like we're going to have to buy you some new bras and underwear."

"YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!" She pumped both fists in the air, running over to Liu and wrapping her arms around him. "THANK YOU SO MUCH--" She sniffed, feeling as if she was about to cry out of joy.

Everything Liu had done for his daughter, it was all worth it in moments like this. He wrapped his arms around her... her body was softer, less firm... She felt absolutely right.
"It's no problem, baby girl... you're in the body you were always meant to have... that's what matters."

She still had her arms around him tightly.
"You're the fuc.kin' best, Dad."

He bent his neck to kiss the coal on the side of her head,
"No, I'm just me." he chuckled.

"And you're the best!" She grinned.

"No, you are." He corrected, smiling back at her.

She pulled away, putting her hands proudly on her hips.
"I can't believe it worked! I'm.. I'm so happy!!"

"I'm happy too." Liu smiled, looking her over. // Rem hopped to her feet, "You have yourself quite the 'lil figure, Addy- Man, you're gonna break some hearts."

"Hopefully both literally and metaphorically." She laughed.

"Psh, of course." Rem giggled, hugging the girl, "You want to go shopping today?"

"Yeah!!" She smiled, running into her room to grab some cash.
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"Hey Liu, Ben's taking a while."

As if on que, Ben walked out, wiping his eyes.
"Are you okay, son?" Liu asked softly,
//
"Y-Yeah dad, I'm great." He sniffled, walking to Liu, hugging him tightly.

//aawwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW//

Jeff turned to Ben.
"What's with the tears?"

He moved himself off of Liu and wiped his eyes once more,
"I can finally /be/ the boyfriend you deserve." He moved over to him, motioning to be held.

"D'aw." Jeff smiled, leaning over to hug him. "Isn't it what you've always wanted?"

He nods,
"Always..."