My cat named cat by iQw_3

My cat is currently a leading suspect in a ra.pe... yes a r.ape.... Sooooo my cats black and like all steorotypical huge black cats, hes very dominant and attacks everything he sees. About a year ago I made him an outside cat because he started spraying, so a few months later animal proctive services are knocking on my door, so im like "wut" and there like "have you seen this cat? *shows picture of my cat named cat" then im like "yeah ive seen that cat" hiding the truth (cont. in comments)

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painted on a Nintendo 3DS
12 Jan, 2016, 1:25 pm
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iQw_3

12 Jan, 2016, 1:43 pm

(cont.) because idk if there here to take my cat, so there like "well... if you see it give us a ring." then im like "y tho?" then there like "Hes the leading suspect of a ra.pe case." then im like "explain" then there like "an anonymous persons cat recently gave birth to kittens that are black like the one I showed you, even though the cat is always under close supervision" then im like "there are a lot of black cats out there, how are you going to find him, and why wasnt the cat that gave birth spade anyways" the guy just stood there this his mouth ajar, shocked as if I had offended him, "im a member of peta, and that is a horride thing to say" he explained, i retort "Humans do it to them selfs all the time, and do mind if I ask what would happen to the cat if hes found", "he would be nudered" he says my reaction is shutting to door on his face because what he said contradicts what he for, therefor hes corrupt. Now my cat is an inside cat. #YTHO #AYYLMAO

Clorox_Bleach

15 Jan, 2016, 7:57 am

F.aggot

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