Eeyyy! :3

Alright, you may start. I'll look for a good OC to RP with now. xD

(Can we keep it in "the normal world"? I don't really have a good homestuck OC to play a part in this RP in. X( )

(Alrighty!)
#Darvon: *Walks past by Cerenal, he is smoking a cigarette*

Darvon: ... *Walks past Ceren, also a bit faster* .....

Darvon: .... *Accidentally swallows the cigarette and starts coughing extremely* ELG! NOT AGAIN!

(Okiee)

Darvon: *Coughs the cigarette out*
( #onics) Oni (Animal form): Did you swallow a other cigarette again?
Darvon: ... Yes....
Oni: ... How are you able to do that so many times?
Darvon: ...

Oni: *Stares at Ceren*
Darvon: ... You better shouldn't do that to him.... I've learned it the hard way...

Oni: Stop petting me...
Darvon: He isn't a talking cat... You better stop now.. <_<"

Oni: !!! HOW DARE YOU! *Turn into his demon form*
Darvon: Oni! No! *Jumps on Oni's back to stop him*
Oni: GET OFF ME!

Darvon: Do I have to do that thing again?
Oni: WHAT THING? OH wait... Nononnonononoonononon-
Darvon: Then stop...

Oni: Please don't do that thing again, that really hurts my neck...
Darvon: Then go back in your trickster form..
Oni: Hmm...
Darvon: *Sighs and pulls Oni's horns back really hard*
Oni: ARG! *Turns into his animal form and rolls over the ground* Aahhhhh!

Oni: *Is still cringing of pain*
Darvon: *squats* Shhhh *Goes over Oni's face with his forefinger*
Oni: ....
Darvon: It is a HowToBasic reference.

Darvon: Hey! It is okay! He can't do anything for the next hour!
Oni: *Still laying on the ground and cringing of pain*

Darvon: No, he isn't going to die. And I'm fine now. *Picks Oni up*
Oni: I gonna strangle you in your sleep if you don't put me down....
Darvon: No you won't.
Oni: ...

Darvon: He is just stunned for a while. He can only talk now, nothing more... You can pet him now if you want to, but he might say nothing nice.
Oni: ....

Darvon: I'm Darvon, and this is Oni.
Oni: *Snarls for a moment*
Darvon: I'm not putting you down.
Oni: ....

Darvon: Yeah, I guess

Darvon: Oh, that sucks. Oh, and motels? More like lowtels!
Oni: I'm waiting for the punchline...
Darvon: That was mean..

Darvon: Hm, wow, you barely know me and are already asking to stay at my house? He... I want to know you better before we do that.

Oni: Hmm-
Darvon: *Puts his hand on Oni's mouth* Say nothing you... Anyways... Nice to meet you Ceren!

Darvon: Hehe. So, hmm, I was here in the first place to buy some food from the store that is in the distance. But I don't think I can't go in there with Oni, since they don't allow pets in. So, hmm, can you keep a eye on him?

Darvon: *Puts Oni in Ceren's arms* He is a bit heavy-
Oni: Are you saying I'm fat!?
Darvon: Hmm.... I'll be back in 30 minutes. *Walks to the store*

Oni: No... Just a friend who always tries to control my anger, he doesn't do it the right way by hurting me... I might be stunned for a while but the pain in my neck will be there for the next weeks.

Oni: I'll be okay... *Is able to move a bit again*

Oni: A huge pranker. That is all I know, I haven't been around him that long.

Oni: I guess.
Darvon: *Comes back with bags full of food* Hmm, can you carry Oni for a bit longer?

Darvon: Alright! I gonna drop this off at my home, follow me!

Oni: *Starts struggling, but very weakly*
Darvon: Oni, just wait a bit more! You'll be put down soon if we're at my home!

Oni: *Feels uncomfortable* Hmm...

Oni: I hate to be this powerless, I can't even move! Bleh...

Oni: ....
Darvon: We are there soon!

Darvon: *Walks up to a small house which seems only had 1 storey* Here we are. *Puts the bags down and opens the door and opens the door* You go first!

Oni: Hmmm... I don't trust this....

Darvon: *Grabs quickly a horn and honks it behind Ceren*
Oni: I KNEW IT! I KNEW! I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO DO SOMETHING!
Darvon: You got pranked son!

Darvon: You can put him on the couch or something by the way.
Oni: Nope, don't put me down. I don't trust him with anything now.

Oni: *Holds on* ... Wait, if I can hold on... That means... *Jumps off Ceren and turn into his demon form again.*
Darvon: Oni don-
Oni: *Hits his head really hard against the ceiling* OUch!
Darvon: *Facepalms* Don't turn into your demon form, the house is too small for that...
Oni: ... *Turns into his animal form again, but left behind 2 holes in the ceiling because of his huge horns* Oops...

Sorry, internet fell out again. ;n;

Oni: I think I got a headache because of that. *Puts his paw in the place where he had hit his head*
Darvon: No wonder, you did hit the ceiling pretty hard...

Oni: I think I gonna take a nap... *Jumps on the couch*
Darvon: Good idea. So, Ceren, what would you like to drink?

Darvon: Alright! *Goes to the kitchen, which was next to the living room and come back with a glass water.* The glass might be really cold, hmm, by the way take a seat!

Darvon: *Turns slowly around and blushes* Are you trying to flirt with me? .....

Darvon: ... I got to do something... *Walks backwards away, into the kitchen*

Oni: Hmm? What? Oh, hmm... Yes... Do it slowly, don't flirt right of the start.

Sorry, got to go!

Eyo

Oni: Yeah, sure. It is so not gay to flirt with a guy if you're a guy... But whatever floats your boat man.

Oni: He probably didn't.. or maybe did, I'm going back to sleep. *Faceplants the couch*

Oni: I don't think Darvon will come back anytime soon, so yeah...

Oni: Just imagine a stranger who only knows your name but nothing else starts to flirt with you, while their friend is sleeping on the couch. See?

Oni: Alright, now I'm going to sleep for reals now. *Falls asleep after 5 minutes*
Darvon:*Comes back* I got a idea to prank Oni, but I think it is kind of evil.

Darvon: *Is confused* Hmm.... Don't you want the water? ...

Darvon: Hmm... *Drops themselves on the couch*

Darvon: *He gets stuck with his horn in curtains* Not again!
*The curtains has already a few holes in it*

Darvon: *Tries getting by himself out of it, but he made it only worse* Arg!
Oni: *Looks tired, tough annoyed up to Darvon*

Darvon: No-
Oni: Yes...
Darvon: Had you really to tell them?
Oni: Yes.
Darvon: I hate you.
Oni: I hate you too, wow, what a great friendship we have.
Darvon: ....

Darvon: *Is finally out of the curtains*
Oni: *Claps* A new record, only 2 minutes.
Darvon: *Roll eyes*

Oni: A demon's life is so hard, isn't it Darvon?
Darvon: ... I want to murder you so badly, but I won't do it bec-
Oni: Because you know my swag level is over 9,000.
Darvon: ....
Oni: *Smiles evilly*

Oni: Is that a meme? .... I regret my life decisions...
Darvon: You really hate memes, do you?
Oni: Yes, since 5 people are spamming me trough text with memes. All you kids are being messed up these days.
Darvon: Yeah sure, old man.
Oni: ...
Darvon: Got reckted m8.

Darvon: *Stands next to Ceren* Did you say something? Sorry, I didn't hear it.

Oni: *Looks confused at Ceren* Hmmm, I'll leave you two alone... *Walks away*
Darvon: Hmm....

Darvon: Hmmm... I wasn't going to do that... I don't even like hugging...
Oni: *Leaves the Darvon's home* What a madhouse...

Darvon: Why do you keep muttering? :u

Darvon: ... *Sits on the couch again*

Darvon: Hmm.... *Awkwardly sits there, but turns on the TV after a while*

Darvon: ... I fell over him and broke his spine... Yup...

Darvon: ... I'm virgin... Hmm.....

Darvon: Oh, that is mean.

Darvon: *Also starts to laugh nervously* Hmm, yeah... that would be very funny. I can't even get along with the nicest people.

(Alrighty, bye-bye!)

Darvon: Hmm...
*Sounds like someone is running in the corridor*
Darvon: What the-
( #spikecs): *Runs into the room* I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! YOU'RE GAY JUST LIKE ME!
Darvon: Spike, please-
Spike: I'll leave you two naught boys alone! Hehe! *Walks backwards away with a perv face*
Darvon: Don't you get any thoughts like that there! I won't do it!
Spike: YEAH SURE!

Spike: *Comes back in* If you need a professional-stripper, just toss me 25 euros or dollar dear, normally it is 50. But I'll cut you a deal-
Darvon: GET OUT OF HERE! *Trows a book at Spike*
Spike: *Doesn't get hit by it* ... Here is my phone-number! *Gives Ceren a card and runs away*
Darvon: Why did I let him live with me?

Darvon: *Pats Ceren on the back, but kind of hard* Don't mind what he says, he is just crazy and acts around everyone like that..

Darvon: ... Do you want to go to the library? It is owned by a friend of mine who is also a troll like you.

Darvon: Hehe, I'm sure you and him would become good friends! *Walks to the exist*
Spike: *Runs back and pushes Ceren to Darvon* Just do it. :3 *Presses them against each other, making them go arm in arm*
Darvon: *Starts to blush* Spike, stop shipping everyone! ...
Spike: Hehehehe! *Walks away* YOU'LL THANK ME LATER!
Darvon: ....

Darvon: ... *Takes his arm slowly back*

Darvon: ... Don't you want to meet that friend I was talking about? *Coughs a few times and whispers* ... Then we have Spike not around us.

Darvon: Alright, follow me! *Walks outside*

Darvon: ...It is a pretty embarrassing story... But kind of funny tough! Anyways, I went in a house of a friend of mine and then I saw Spike there... "Dancing" in front of my friend. We ended up having the most awkward conversation ever.

Darvon: Look, we're already there! *Points at a old, but huge building* He also lives where he works, aka his house is build in the working place.

Darvon: ... *Enters the building* Hey Carsten! It is me! I've also brought a friend!
#Carsten: Give me a moment! I'll come soon!

Carsten: *Comes out of a door, he has his cat on his shoulders* Hi Darvon, and hello there! I'm Carsten, what is your name?

Carsten: Alright Ceren, nice to meet you. *Smiles*

Carsten: So, what kind of books are you looking for? Or would you like to have a tour trough here? This place is pretty big, I get even sometimes lost in it at the beginning, hehe.

Carsten: Hmm.. I think people donated that book to me. Give me a few minutes. *He puts his cat down and enters a small room full of boxes*

(He hasn't read it, there is the punchline. xD)

Carsten: *Comes back with a bit damaged version of the book* Eh, I didn't have any better quality.. Oh by the way, that is my cat Sira. *Picks up his cat again*

Darvon: Oh, hmm.. Alright? *Opens it and reads a random page of it* .... *Gives the book back* Burn my eyes...
Carsten: *Doesn't know what is going on* I'm confused...
Darvon: You don't wanna know...
Carsten: Hmm....
Darvon: Let me guess the book, 50 shades of gray?
Carsten: .... What is the book about?
Darvon: ... *Doesn't wanna tell*

Carsten: ... If neither of you gonna tell me, I guess I'll read it. I mean, it can't be that bad? *Reads a random page of it* ...
Darvon: Some things can't be unseen...
Carsten: And I thought I couldn't loose more faith in humanity... *Trows the book in the trashcan*

Hmmm, are you still there?

Hmm... I'm going...