"hey kid high five-"
*dies*

^xDDDDDD

Someone as great as Papyrus, Head of The Royal Guard shouldn't have such a weak weirdo as brother :[ This is clearly a misprint in the passport :/

Jeannine, oms! xDD She's epic xD

San's pink slippers also need a name xD

The little rock is smiling xD I will call him Kimberlie :)

XD OMG NUUU

that second panel tho XD

Ethernian: it's Sans' pet rock xD OMG WONDERFUL NAME!!!! I always wanted to give a name to his rock x'DD THANK YOU!!!!
And yes, his slippers need names!xD

RIDES A BIKE IN THE SNOW
#SansLogic

I'm calling his slippers Helvetica and Arial

xDDD The comic makes perfect sense now xD
Sans doesn't feed Kimberlie.
This is Kimberlie's revenge! xDD

Helvetica and Arial, oms, those are perfect names for a pair of slippers xD

FluffyTheArtist: xDDDDD WAT'S DA PROBLEM?? I ALWAYS RIDE A BIKE IN THE SNOW!!xD
Omg thank you for these names. x'DDD They're perfect x'DDDD

Ethernian: xDDD yes, poor Kimberlie... Beat that, Sans!):D it's revanche timeeee!xDD

thank you for these names, Ethernian & Fluffy xDD They're PERFECT.

Thanks everyone!:D

The second pannel omg xD

xDD Revanche is a beautiful word xD
Sansberlie
Kimberans
are their ship children
wait, they're both male
adopted, then xD
<3<3

xDDDDDD I SHIP THIS OMG x'DDDDDDDDD
Sans and his rock....x'DDD it's PERFECT.x'D

and EDSELDSSH I'm sorry revanche is the french word for revenche xDDD

Ship is departing, choo choo! xD
Rocks are best ships!
I know! :D There are a lot of French words in Russian, actually. Revanche is used pretty often. Hmm, what else?.. I can't rememberr x'D

lol that's funny >w<

ShiroXKuro: No, the rock's name is Kimberlie! Ethernian named it xD

ethernian: Woah, really? There are french words in Russia?xD
And wait.... Kimberlie is Sans' pet... isn't this a weird ship?xDDD
I ship them anyway

It's called petse.xual? xDDD
No, that's weird xD
Because Kimberlie hates him xD

Jose is Kimberlie's cousin meheheh

x'DDDDDDD Yes, that's weird only because Kimberlie hates him yeah xDDD
Omg what are we talking about x'DDD THATS PERFECT xDDD
And yessss! He's Kimberlie's cousin!xD one of my friends found a web page called "How to decide if your pet rock should start a family".(YES xD) I guess Sans saw this article and decided to give Kimberlie a cousin xD AND THIS IS HOW JOSE IS BORN.

I SHIP THE BIKE AND ROBERT.
#OTP

There are web articles like dix? Wat. The one who writes them is most likely Sans himself.

Then he found his own article and read it xD

And so Jose was born... xD

The Andventures of Kimberlie and Jose the Rocks! Airing 11.25, Sundays and Tuesdays!! :D

xDDD

Wait...
If you look closely at the rock...
HOW DID PATRICK'S ROCK GET HERE?! XD

Ambychu: x'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMG YES THAT'S THE BEST SHIP EVER x'DDDDDD

RIP xDD

ShinyEev: x'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Those comments x'D I'M DYING xDDD

Patrick x Kimberlie

I need to draw the #1HPJoke with them for you nya-nya X'DDD

Ethernian: x'DDDDDDDDDDD IM DED XDDDDDDDD
Sans: *write the article* *then read it* OMG THIS ARTICLE'S SO GOOD THE WRITER MUST BE A GENIOUS I'M GONNA DO WHAT HE WROTE

x'DDD
and omg I want to watch this show x'DDD A show with rocks... x'DDDD

Shiny: x'DDDDDD DID YOU JUST SHIPPED PATRICK WITH HIS OWN HOUSE????x'DDDD
omg I'm dying seriously x'DDDD

Kimberlie is smaller than his house X'DDDDDDD

Re: Patrick and Kimberlie are married XD

x'DDDDDDD OTP FOREVER.

Sooooo.. to sum up.... in the comments, we shipped:
-Sans & Kimberlie
-Robert the HP and Jeannine the bike
-Patrick and Kimberlie

And guess what?
I ship Sans' slippers together. they're married now.

THE COMMENTS HERE ARE THE BEST SERIOUSLY x'DDDD

The show about rocks... It ROCKS!! BD

Sans is the best reader. He read Sans's article very thoroughly! xDDD

Robert X Jeannine is such a tsundere ship, oms. xD
Ronnine
Jeabert

Nya-nya Fangirling Before: *shrinks and starts typing letters* FGHNJFFBMTLJKWKFJGJFIR9DIDJRORIFJJEJRJ

I ship Nya-Nya x Robert the HP XD

I have sinned both the Spongebob and the Undertale universe

Ethernian: PADUM TSS!!!!!dB xDD
Yes, he's a very good reader x'D And he also agree with himself, that's very good xD
"a tsunedere ship" OMG YOU KILLED ME xDDDD
Jeannine: i-it's not that I like YOU or something!
Robert: So do I! B-Baka!
Jeannine: No, YOU baka!
Robert: NO YOU BAKA BAKA

RONINE AND JEABERT OMG

Shiny: OMG WAT x'DDD DID YOU JUST SHIPPED ME WITH A HP??x'DDD
Oh yes. Ooooooh yes. x'DD I'm gonna marry Robert x'DDDD

And that's a perfect fusion x'DDDD

It's good that Sans agrees with Sans. Otherwise they would hate eachother, probs.

Jeannine VS Nya Annoying Satan-Jesus Uguu Dood Senpai Desu Nya

Who will win over Robert's 1 HP heart?
x'DDDDD

To Nya-nya's Comment to Etherian:
Sans: No, you triple bakas!
Robert, Nya-Nya, and Peanalline (?): ...

x'DDDD THIS CONVERSATION IS KILLING ME x'DDDDDDD
Shiny: Wait, does that means that Sans is secretly a tsundere?x'DDDD omg....xDD

Ethernian: xDDD yes, that would be a problem if he didn't agree with himself xD Just imagine him having an argument with himself lol x'D
wait, I have the same personality as him and I argue with myself sometimes...e-e
Me: ok Imma do this...
NO I WONT I WOOOONT NOOOOOO
Ok Ok I won't. ok ok ok.
(the worst part is that I usually yell when I argue with myself x'D)

omg you wrote my full name right x'DDDDDDDD I'M GONNA WIN ZE FIGHT!!!! BECAUSE....
...Because my name is longer.
NAH!!!!!!
(best argument ever x'D)

Perfect condition for winning!! xDD Makes so much sense that Jeannine is steamin her wheels xD

Leel, I argue with myself sometimes too!! x'DDDD
*Haz so many personas

I has drawn my Patrick x Kimberlie 1HP Joke! XD It's in your 1HP Joke tag x'D

(Lol, the comment limit is here!! xDD ^push^)

Sans in a Bambi costume at panel 2, anyone? XD

^Ohhh lel, I see it too vividly x'D

lmao

I also ship Nya-Nya x either Helvectra or Arial X'D

XD
Everything about this is beautiful.

(oms, should I ship Frisk X Jeannine)

Also, Imagine Helvetica and Arial's boss battle xDD

Ethernian: OMG WAT NOW IT'S FRISK'S TURN???xDDDDD
I ship Sans and Robert.

And the slippers are the final boss of undertale.
OOPS SPOILER.

Shiny: WAT xDD Ok then I choose Arial.UuU xDD
I'm shipped with a slipper and a HP xDD WONDERFUL xDDD

PAUVRE CAILLOU !!! ... Mais je rêve, où il fait du tricycle dans la neige...?

Spoiler Alert!!!11!!: Sans is actually Dora the Explorer!!

Nuu, why spoilerrr :((((
And I thought Jeannine was the final-final boss xD

Sorashiro: THAT MAKE SENSE OK
et oui, pauvre caillou.
il s'appelle Kimberlie.

Shiny: x'DDDDD THIS CONVERSATION DOESN'T MAKE SENSE ANYMORE x'DDDD
wait, it never made any sense anyway x'D

Ethernian: it depends. after you beat Sans in the genocide route, there is I/2 chance that Jeannine is the final boss. the other half chance is the slippers.
And if it's Jeannine, She rolls like a super badass bike (with flames and all ya know) and she screams "YOU THOUGHT SANS WAS THE FINAL BOSS, BUT IT WAS ME!!! JEANNINE!! HIS BIKE!!! BAKA!!!"
And then she kills you.

huh, spoiler.

RIP Frisk, death by bike. XD

RIP Frisk (2OI5-2OI6)
Rest in Spagetti, never forgetti.
I cri evritiem.

Oh dear, Sans! You can't catch a break, can you? 'XD

Supposively, the amount of HP an enemy does to you depends on how much LOVE they have, meaning characters with more LV are more likely to do more damage out of malice to others. In short, that rock is not a very good person (monster? rock?).

this rock is secretly Satan.
don't tell anyone.
it's a secret.

Kimberlie is Satan?!
Satan is Kimberlie!?
o0o
0o0
All the surprises ...
and spoilers...

Why is Jeannine such an op :'[

One word: werp

Ethernian: I'm so sorry for all those spoilers :( I hope it didn't spoiled you too much.
And Jeannine is op because she's a super sayen.
...
...
...
What? this conversation never made any sense so why would I write something logic?xDDD

that rock is my future wifesband.
i srsly need to make a 1 HP comic. I NEEED TOO

*You wonder how Sans' pet rock got there.
(Maybe it wanted revenge for being neglected and fed the wrong kind of food?)

Training wheels? Really? lol
SUCH #YOLO WITH TRAINING WHEELS.

I laughed so hard that I decided right then and there to make this acount, just so I could tell you how funny it is.
It is hallarious (i think i spelled it right)
XD

so many comments, the comments are what make it so funny tho XD