excuseth thou, small above-infantile organism that goes by the linnaean classification of "ho.mo sapi.ens", but it appears you have gone and mer.cilessly elimin.ated what is technically my brethren race known to homo sapiens as "mo.nsters", and, by extension, the person which I have a strong and blo.od-bonded relation.nship to by the notion of what is known as "kar.ma", I shall now proceed to forcefully offer you what you can universally agreed on as a peri.od of experience of which is generally seen as unple.asant, unwanted, and responsively merc.iless. I shall now proceed to deci.mate you with rather sens.eless jar.7gon of the basketball variety

Dear gawd, Bennah. Don't do that on a Secret San-

"'Scuse me, bucko. No body gives me a ba.d time unless it's Sans. An experience which is unp.leasant, unw.anted and merc.iless is not on par with what I have to offer you. I have plenty of ti.ckets to H.ELL to give out so if ya reaaally wanna go there then continue to be like that. And I am not a homo saipien... well, Ally is but I am not. I am a monster and I will do whatever I want.

Sorry for taking your laptop, Ally."

Why. XD

wai-

I ST.OLE THE HU.MAN.

"Ugh, what? Papyrus?"

NYES!

"Oh good. Papyrus, may I tell you something?

It's something very... deep. I really need to tell you..."

YEESSS?

"I.. love...

I LOVE YOUR SPAGHETTI."

FINAL.LY!

Heh.