The epic death of Rupert
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It´s a lovely summerday, sun is shining, birds are tweeting, little kids are running around with icecream in they´re tiny hands. Everything is perfect.......is it?

Rupert: "Ah! What a lovely sunny day! I gotta go to the park so I can bully some little kids."
As he said that, a big grin appeard on his face.

later...
Rupert: "Ok here I am. Sooo where´s my first victim?!"
As he finished his sentence and started walking towards the little boy playing with his football, a bird flew by...
//floooosh//
The bird pooped right on Ruperts head.

Rupert: "Aw naaah you gotta be kiddi...!" -1
Rest in peace little Rupert! UvU *bows*
#1HPJoke :D

Haha hopefully it was not to dump! ( /nDn)/ *bows deeply*

aaand of course I hope you liked this little story. ://3

Oh woops I read and understood it wrong his name is Sans. XD I´m soooorry!!! q-q Just replace Rupert with Sans Dx

Zukini: I saw that but I don't think it means hope... it would mean that monster dies if they're hopeless...? it doesn't make a lot of sense to me ;w;" also, when you don't kill anyone, you only have 2O hp, which would mean that you're kinda hopeless since it's not a lot... And you're actually hopeful in the Good route so... xD
But the 1 Hope for Sans does mean sense. but meh to me it's Hit Point. it's funnier ;w;

Oms, 1 hp?! xDDDD The guy is dead xD
//accidently pokes self with a pen// shyt
THIS IS A THING XD

Lol, I love this handless dood :D

Bad-Neko: FEEEEEEEEEEMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!:'DDDDDDDDDDDDD OMG OUI FINI LE!!

Et lol, j'ai pleeeein de wip sur les morts stupides de Sans x'D jsuis trop mechante serieux...xD

Ethernian: x'DDDDDDDD OMG ACTUALLY, I DO HURT MYSELF WHEN I USE MY PEN SOMETIMES XDDD
Luckyly, I'm not Sans lol xD

R.I.P Robert.

:3 he's magical so he doesnt do much

Oms, please don't stab yourself to death with them pens CD
Pens are quite the weapon. Believe me, I knows //rubs wounded spots//

Athena: xD it was beautiful xD

Robert the HP too op plz nerf.

Oh my gosh! XD
This is so hilarious!

I can't. this is da best comic so far! X'D

I can imagine Sans just walking around and then someone bumps into him and he falls onto something like a pavement or sidewalk. Maybe even just snow :o

BOOM DEAD

OMG YESSSSS! Dumb ways to die Sans edition xD

isaacthatderp: hmmm to me, this is not Frisk's fault but Sans' true power. I mean... he can control time and space, he has his Gaster Blasters and all... I don't think it's Frisk's guilt who gives Sans' power. Also you can see him using his power of time and space in the other routes, like when he teleports for exemple (I feel stupid cuz I never noticed it xDD) He just never use his power because... well, why would he attacks others?x3
to me, Sans is definitly the most powerful XvX" with Asriel with the souls yes. (but Sans was harder imo xD)
To me undyne isn't that strong :o well except in the genocide route HAHAHAHAHA

Thanks everybody xDD
This is only the 1st comic btw. I have like IO comics started of this xDD

NU ITS ROBERT

wAIT
The dragon kid haz no arms.
He can't play basketball...
...
...
So it wasn't an accident, but a PLANNED MURDURRR??! :OOO

Ethernian: x'DDDDDDDD I FORGOT THAT HE HAD NO ARMS!!! x'DDDDD
At first, it was a soccer balloon, but since one of Sans's most famous quote is "Geeeeeet dunked on!!" I thought it would be ironic to draw him dying because of a basket balloon xD but since Monster kid doesn't have any arms, it doesn't make sense...x'DD
MEH WHATEVER!!! xD

No, it makes sense! He purposely kicked the ball with his leg, targeting Sans's head!
IT WAS ALL PLANNED
xD'

cuuute

The cost of 1HP by example... XD

Reply: yes, I watched a lets-play instead :0
it was creepy but really interesting

Il a vraiment des pantoufles roses...? oh, it's ok, I'm not judging. Ù__Ú et le ptit dinosaure, il a pas de bras ? Comment il a fait pour lancer le ballon ???? On ne nous dis pas tout !!!

Oui j'ai oublié le detail des bras, chut x'DDDDDDDDD
officiellement, il a des baskets, mais vu que c'est un bránleur et qu'on dirait des chaussons sur son sprite et bah jlui fait des pantouffles roses xDDD Mais les 3/4 des gens le dessine avec des chaussons donc...xD

*heals sans* get a shield...

Re- Uwaaaa, arigato Senpai desuuu 'x333

MONSTER KID, YOU DID IT! XD

200 times...This kid sure is filled with determination!

i love him xD

how did monster kid bounce the ball in the first place? Did he bounce it with his face? XD

Hmmm... Now that I think about it, he kinda reminds me of the Pokemon Shedinja. Seriously, they both have 1 HP, have some strong attacks, and are nearly impossible to deal damage on. (I know this for Sans because I do too much gaming research! As for Shedinja, it's Wonder Guard ability makes it annoyingly hard to take down.)

dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to diiiiiee
geet hit with a stick
or just plain fall over
dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die.