Lesson 1 of Relationships: Don't dun goof.

Or your special somepony might blow you up, tie a string to your taiil, and walk you around town with me helplessly floating behind...

It was so embarrassing! Everypony was staring, laughing, and making awful puns...

... But I'll put up with it. It's the least I could do after dun goofing. At least she still loves me.

But I'd love to know when I'll be let down ^-^"