im gonna tell u kids the story of the shrimp dagger

so yesterday my parents bought me a shrimp magnet to put on the fridge but since i was carrying a
book i used it as a bookmark
so today i got the book to school and the shremp was in there so i wanted to name it and suddenly i thought that i would name it shrimp dagger and stab ppl w/ it so i did and i stabbed my senpai and friends [continued in comms] #konytrash #shrimp