GA: Y-yeah...... ^-^' *about to leave* GS: *comes back in with Willow and Ivory in clean clothes* *sets them down gently* Ivory: Taking a giant bath is super fun! :D Willow: We're wearing dolly clothes that daddy made too! I always wanted to wear the pretty doll dresses! >u< Spade: *eyes go back to normal* Oh, children....... -w- *hugs them* GA: So glad that's sorted out......... ^-^''
Ivory: He should get a giant bath too! It's fun! You can surf and swim and stuffs! :D Willow: And using water magic is fun. :3 Ivory: We played boats too! >u<
Carlos: wow! that sounds fun! plz dad? plz plz pleaaaaase?! >w< Calzer: u've never been this excited to take a bath before......but sure, later on, we can go to giant Calzer and have him give u a giant bath *looks at giant Calzer* how do u feel about that? GCalzer: i dont mind -u- Carlos: yaaaaaay!! :D
Carlos: yay! im getting a giant bath! >w< Calzer: i think the one he's running is for Ace Carlos: oh :c Calzer: don't worry, u'll get ur turn Carlos: yay! :D
Carlos: oh, yaaaaay! :D *jumps onto giant Calzer, but doesn't quite make it* ahhhh! XO GCalzer: whoa! *catches him* u can't jump that far sweetie -u- Carlos: *grabs onto his shirt and hugs him* ^w^ GCarlos: *joins the hug* ^w^
GA: So.......... :T Ivory: I wanna be tall too. :U GA: You can't be like us though......... Ivory: Don't crush my dreams........ 8c GA: Sure, just eat your veggies and drink loads of milk. ^-^' Ivory: Yay! :D GS: You're so easy to take advantage of...... >.> GA: Yeah............ .-.
YC: what do we do until they're ready? :o YJ: we play mess with the Calzer >:3 YC: nooo......i dont like that game! DX YJ: just kidding >uO YC: oh, good c:
GA: *puts them on the ground* *sits down carefully* Careful down here. :o Ivory: Wow, it's like a jungle! :D Willow: Super cool! >u< Spade: I feel uncomfortable........
YC: now we hunt through the jungle :p YJ: we wont get attacked or anything right? YC: of course not! it's not like there's any bears around :3 YJ: with our size, anything can be considered a bear
Everyone: *follows* GA: *carefully crawls on the ground after them* Spade: Have you ever even been in a jungle before? I doubt you have experience. >.>
YC: that doesn't count? oh well *keeps walking* :T YJ: i don't think u shuld be leading..... YC: what's the worse that can happen? :D YJ: let's see, idk, WE GET KIL.LED! >:U YC: u worry too much, we'll be fine :T maybe we'll see a giant grasshopper and he'll give us a ride! :p
YC: thx :T *continues walking* YJ: everything here is a dea.th trap! u culd've di.ed! YC: but i didnt, now did i? -p- YJ: u just got lucky YC: well we have giant Ace here to protect us too :T
YC: i wuld've moved :T YJ: sure u wuld've >.> YC: besides, there's future me right there! that means im gonna live :D Calzer: that doesn't mean to not value ur life, ur fate can change at any moment! ....especially when ur not in ur own time period..... YC: well.....anyway, let's continue! *walks around and examines some plants* which of these can pass as a tree? YJ: that wuld be the tree YC: not a real tree! one that seems like a tree from our point of view :3
Spade: If you were to get killed right now, your future self would die too. In fact, if you keep being irresponsible, you could be the own cause of your future death. You would be indirectly murdered by your past self. >.>
YC: i dont wanna be a mur.derer! especially not to u Mr. Calzer QmQ Calzer: then start being more careful -u- YC: .........ok........ .-. ladybugs are harmless right? so let's go find one of them :T
YC: yeah, cuz it's like ur swimming in a big pool right? :T
GCalzer: *comes back* *sets Carlos down* srry i took so long, ur Carlos didn't take very long, but my Carlos wanted me to wash him too, so i did Calzer: thx -u- Carlos: the twins was right, giant baths ARE fun! im all freshy :3 GCarlos: me too :T YC: cool! can i get one too? GCalzer: no >.> YC: awwww..... :c
Ivory: Yeah. It's like the ocean too! :3 Willow: I wanna take giant baths all the time! >u< Spade: Well you can't >.> Willow and Ivory: Awwww......... :c GS: *chuckles* They can come every once in a while. I don't mind. -u- Willow and Ivory: Yaaaay! :D Ivory: Giant daddy said it was okay so his okay overrides your no! >:D Willow: Yeah! >p< Spade: *sighs* Kids..... >.>
Carlos: yaaay! we can come back! :D YC: we didn't do much in the garden, i got scared .-. Carlos: u got scared?! :O but ur not s'posed to get scared! >:T YC: that's what i thought, but Spade and giant Ace and older me said i culd di.e despite the fact that im right there *points to Calzer* and then when that happens he'd di.e too :T Carlos: ohh.......
Carlos: idk :T YC: how about one where Jonathon has a girl of his own :3 Jonathon: *ahem* *hints to Demitrius* >.> YC: oh yeah...... :/ well......hmm...... :T
Ace: Okay. Bye. :3 GA and GS: Bye. -u- Ace: *teleports them to a mermaid dimension* YA: Let's go find Merathon and tease him. >:3 Ace: Don't be mean. :c
Carlos: they do? 8o anyway, im gonna go say hi to him and see, hi grandpa! >O< MJ: hi.......kid.... :T Carlos: don't u know who i am? >:U MJ: a creepy little boy? Carlos: no! im ur grandson! >O< MJ: i have a grandson?! and he has legs?! onO what am i married to Calzer? >:T YC: i wish :T Carlos: well that answers that question :T
MJ: plz stop, i know my tail must be fascinating to u, like ur legs are fascinating to me, but my tail is very delicate, like im sure ur legs are >.> YC: *pokes him* :T MJ: why r u poking me, 2 legged Calzer? :/ YC: *shrugs* ^w^
MJ: oh, im srry, it's just the two of u look exactly alike *to Spade* so r they brothers? :T YC: they're the same person! :D just from different timelines......! 8o MJ: .......ok :T
MJ: i see.....well....is there anything u "legged" ppl wanna see? .-. Carlos: i wanna see me as a mermaid! >O< MJ: but.....i dont know u..... .-. Carlos: then can i see my dad? :T MJ: ur dad? :/ YC: me! :D well....him....*points to Calzer* who's me from the future :T MJ: well.....he's right there :/ Carlos: no! i wanna see mermaid dad! >O< MJ: oh, idk where he is :/ Mermaid Calzer: im right here! did somebody call? >uO MJ: where'd u come from? MC: that doesn't matter! :T hi leg ppl! what's it like to have legs! :D Carlos: it's great! :3
Carlos: i might be born..... :o MC: well of course ur born, ur right there :3 Carlos: huh? oh, i mean in this time period .-. MC: this time period? :T Carlos: yeah, im from the future and ur gonna have a little boy that looks just like me and ur gonna name him Carlos! :p MC: oh boy! i've always wanted kids! ^w^ MJ: but ur not responsible enough to have kids.... :/ MC: meh, it can't be that hard :T YC: *playing with mermaid Calzer's hair* ur hair's longer than mine :p MC: cuz it's constantly wet ^w^
Carlos: im 7 and a half :T MC: really? i thought u were younger than that, like 5 or something :T Carlos: no! im not a baby! >:T MC: how old is the older me with legs? :T Carlos: idk! :T Calzer: im 42 MC: haha! so i'll be getting pregnant soon >uO Calzer: no! what?! ur not even a woman! O.O MC: i know, i was kidding, but i guess that wasn't a very funny joke :T MJ: not at all >.>
YC: don't worry......im friendly, i'd never hurt u......*approaches the unicorn with an apple* Unicorn: *runs* YC: *chases after the unicorn* NO! COME BACK! I'M NOT GONNA HURT U! >O< YJ: Calzer, what are u doing? ur gonna hurt urself! *grabs him* O.O YC: but......unicorns....... 8c YJ: it's gone now Calzer, maybe u'll see another one..... YC: maybe........*looks around for another unicorn*
Spade: Let's go Ace....... Take us to my palace....... >.> Ace: Right. :T *teleports everyone back to their dimension to the Forest Palace* Spade: We have to go to the Forbidden Forest to see him though. Ace: I could've teleported us there then! >:U Spade: It's safer to walk. -u-
Spade: Yes we could, but if we teleported we would get magical interferences and end up somewhere way worse with no magic to boot. It's better to walk and be able to defend ourselves. Also, his name is Florian. -w-
Spade: Just don't say that around him. He doesn't like being called cute. *leads everyone through the forest* Everyone: *follows* Spade: Florian! Come out, Florian! Ace: Why does your unicorn hang out in such a dangerous place? :o Spade: Because he's a rebel. And I'm being completely serious here. He's like a teenager. It's annoying. He told me he's too cool to hang out in a lame sissy place like this and fled to the forest. >.> Ace: Wow..... :/ Spade: Sometimes it's awful being able to understand animals.
Sophia: well.....it was still hurtful..... .-. YC: cool! can i play too? :3 YJ: it's not that kind of playing u idiot! >:T YC: well im sure Florian's a nice guy :3
Spade: No, not really. He's an awful person-err, unicorn. *whinning can be heard in the distance*
Spade: Grrr......... FLORIAN, GET THE H*** OUT HERE BEFORE I KICK YOUR A** AND BURN THIS F****** PLACE TO THE GROUND! >:U Ace: Spade! There are children present! >:T *points to Willow, Ivory, and Carlos* Spade: I don't really care right now. Just erase that out of their minds. I'm going to murder this unicorn. >.> Ace: *erases the bad things Spade just said from their minds* Ivory: What happened? @-@ Ace: Nothing. -w-
Spade: That d*** thing isn't misunderstood. >:T Ace: Try calling for him calmly one more time. :U Spade: *takes a deep breath* Fine...... Here I go........ -.- Florian! Please come out! >o<
*a unicorn flies down and lands in front of everyone*
Ace: See? :3 Spade: *mutters* Stupid thing...... >.> Florian: *stomps his hoof* *snorts* >:T *is white and has a light green mane and a tail. He has blue eyes* Spade: SHUT UP! >:U
YC: heeeeey.......that's my hair...... do u like has it tastes? :o it has apple cinnamon conditioner :T YJ: really? no "oh my gosh ur eating my hair!"? or "ow! stop it! i put a lot of effort into this!"? ur seriously just gonna ask him if he likes how ur hair tastes? :/ YC: yep :p YJ: .......ur so weird...... YC: i know :3
im finally continuing the Jonathon book and i just added a big list of content warnings because i just got finished hus suic.ide attempts and then i thought, "hmm....there.s other graphic stuff in here too, some ppl can't take this type of content, i'd better warn them before i seriously scar someone for life" :T
Spade: No. Just becareful how you get on. He's very particular about how you ride him. Florian: *standing tall and gracefully* -w- Spade: I swear, you're the smugest thing ever. >.>
Florian: *whinies angrily* >:U *throws younger Calzer off his back* Spade: *catches him* Don't make any loud sounds. That means no "yay"s. He hates noise.
YC: *picks up Carlos* we can go see some more really cool dimensions, like other alternate ones and- YJ: u know, we can do that in our own time :/ YC: but i like Carlos and all the future ppl :p YJ: and they'll cease to exist if we stay in the future -u- YC: *gasp* :o YJ: then it's settled, we're going back home :p YC: u tricked me! >O< YJ: i know, that's the best part >uO Carlos: i'll miss u long-haired dad :o
Ace: Why don't you give him one last hug and I'll take them back to their own time. :T YA: I can do that! I'm right here! >:U Ace: Fine, you do it. I don't care. >.> YA: Nyeh! >p< YS: I can't wait till you're like him....... -.-'
YC: ok *hugs Carlos* bye future son, *hugs Calzer* bye Mr. Calzer! ^w^ *hugs Jonathon* bye grandpa Jonathon! ^w^ Jonathon: im not YOUR grandpa >.> YC: i know, but Carlos calls u that :T *hugs Demitrius* bye Demi *hugs Tydey and Blewy* bye Ty and Blue *hugs Reddy* bye Reddy *hugs Ace* bye responsible Ace *hugs Spade* bye nicer Spade with longer hair *hugs Ivory and Willow* bye Spade's twins Ivory and Willow ^w^ *hugs Calzer* bye Mr. Calzer Calzer: oh, Calzer, u hugged me already ^-^ YC: well ur me and i love hugs :T
YS: I'M PLENTY NICE!! >:U Spade: Bye. -u- *touches his hair* Ugh, can't wait until it's winter so it's short again......... >.> YA: *teleports everyone back to their rightful time* Ace: That was nice. :T Spade: Not really. >.> Ace: Well......
Carlos: idk, what kinda world is there? he said something about alternive worlds, what's that? :T Calzer: when u go to another world with the same ppl in it, but those ppl are either different physically, mentally or both -u- the place with the mermaids was an alternate world Carlos: ohhhh......well is there one where im bigger? :p not the giant size, but bigger, like grandpa's size Jonathon: im pretty sure there isn't, ur only a child, u can't possibly be this tall at ur age! maybe when ur older Carlos: i can be a tall kid! u just watch! >:T
Ace: It's called growing up. Just wait. I was a short kid. You saw that past me was the same size as you guys. I was 12. Now look how tall I am! ^w^ Just try to think of somethin else. :T
Carlos: what about one where im.......a girl :/ i wanna see how pretty i look :p Calzer: hmm.....i wonder how Cally's doing :T Carlos: who's that? :/ Calzer: female me Carlos: wow! she can be my mom! :D
Carlos: so where's girly me? :D Calzer: probably home, let's go, since she's the same person as me and we have the same house, i theoretically have keys to her house, but im gonna knock, because i'm polite *walks down the street and knocks on the door* Cally: *answers* Calzer: whoa.....who are u? O.O Cally: *has really long hair and looks kinda like Corline* i was gonna ask u the same thing..... O.O Calzer: ......Cally? wow! u actually look like a girl, i didn't even recognize u......^-^' Cally: and u actually look like a boy, what a surprise :o anyway, dont be alarmed, my hair isn't at an abnormal growth rate, these are extensions, but it is still longer than when u last saw me :T Carlos: where's me?! :U Cally: u mean my daughter? she's in her room :T Carlos: i wanna go see her! :D Cally: ok, but we have to greet each first ^-^
Willow: I wanna see a girly daddy. :U Spade: I don't. >.> Soren: *appears* *pinches Spade's cheek* But she's so cute. :3 Spade: GET OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID FOX!! >:U Soren: *hides behind Ace* Wow, so scary! >u< Ace: ...............
Calzer: u look just my mom Cally: and u look just like my dad! >uO Calzer and Cally: weird...... Cally: well, all of u can come in, *looks at Ivory Willow Demitrius and Reddy* idk all of ur proper names, but i know ur genderbends, he's Redina Reddy: Redina? what a great name! :D Cally: she's Demitri Demitrius: -us add an "us" to that Cally: and u twins are Spade's children, ur female Asher, and ur boy Ivory :T but what are ur actual names? -u- Reddy: Reddy :T Carlos: i wanna see me! :c Cally: u can in a sec
Willow: I told you Ivory was a girly name! >:D Ivory: AAAAAAH!! DX Spade: I think it's perfectly fine for any gender. It's just a name. -u- Ivory: I'm changing my name. >:T Willow: My name is Willow, ma'am. :3
Cally: ok, that's a nice name ^w^ im Cally -u- *to Carlos* u wanna see Carlita now right? Carlos: whoa.....that's her name? 8o Cally: Carlita! we have company! >O< Carlita: *yells down* BUT I'M NOT DONE PLAYING YET! >O< Cally: she'll be down soon Carlita: *comes down with a doll thst looks like her in her hand* *she has very curly long brown hair* hey! who're these ppl?! :U Cally: some old friends -u- Carlos: wow! i can't believe i'm a girl! >w< Carlita: ..........
Carlita: really? what's ur pretty name? :o Cally: all of these ppl are boy and girl versions of ppl we know Carlita: oh cool, where's boy me? :3 Carlos: right here! :D do u like video games too? 83 Carlita: of course, but i also like dolls, do u? :T Carlos: no! dolls are too girly! >O< Carlita: well im a girl, what'd u espect? >:c
Ace: Not all girls like dolls though. Grey never liked dolls. She's the best wife. :T Spade: I can't believe you're having a baby soon........ You're still a baby yourself........ QmQ Ace: Yeah, well....... ^-^' Willow: My name is Willow. Super pretty, right? :3
Carlita: yeah, it's a real nice name! :D *to Ace* really? :o she sounds awesome! :D Carlos: what else do like? :T Carlita: toys candy and more candy :p oh and comics too :T Carlos: me too! >w< Carlita: we're like twins :D Carlos: yeah! ^w^ Cally: i remember when we used to be like that Calzer Calzer: yeah....good times :T ur hair is beautiful, im still not used to it yet..... Cally: it wasn't beautiful before....? Calzer: of course it was! it was really neat and shiny before, it's just.......feminine now :/ Cally: ok then :T
Calzer: im not in love with her..... Cally: yeah, he's not even into girls :T he doesn't like them in the slightest -u- Calzer: i suppose that little scene did seem like it though...... .-. and the way u worded that made me sound like a se.xist female hater! i dont hate girls! girls are great ppl! O.O Cally: srry....i didn't mean to imply.... ^-^' Calzer: it's ok..... :/
Carlos: so ur name's Carlita? Carlita: no, it's Carlita! Carlos: that's what i said :T Carlita: yeah, but u didn't put emphis on the "r" and "l"! >O< Carlos: huh? :o? Carlita: idk, grandma Jennette told me that :T what's ur name? Carlos: guess, it sounds kinda like urs :3 Carlita: Carl Carlos: close, u got the first part, think Spanish ^.^ Carlita: umm...... :/ Carlos: oooooossss Carlita: oh, Carlos! :D Carlos: yeah! u got it right! ^w^ Carlita: cool :3
Calzer: yeah....i suppose i am pretty old.... -u- Cally: so what brings u guys here? :T Calzer: Carlos wanted to see himself as a girl, and then i thought about u and i think u know what happened from there
Ivory: *grumbles* He didn't even get angry....... >:T Ace: I wonder how Queen is..... :T Wait..... I just realized...... I'm pregnant......... O.O Spade: Yeah, cause Grey would be a guy. Heh heh.... Wonder how that's going....... -u- Ace: Well that means you gave birth to those little monsters then! >:T Spade: Oh....... Sheesh, I must've been useless in the war........ :/ Willow and Ivory: WE'RE NOT LITTLE MONSTERS! >O< Spade: You're little demons. -w- Willow and Ivory: We're gonna get you, daddy! >:c
Cally: oh right, pregnant ppl are pretty cranky Calzer: how wuld u know that? did u actually HAVE Carlita? O.O Carlita: of course not! >:T but i read about it, because i was thinking about how some ppl force themselves to have a baby without a man, with scientific technology, so i read about what ppl go through when they're pregnant :T Calzer: oh.....ok
Ace: Grey's already scary sometimes, so I can only imagine what I'm like......... .-. Spade: Honestly, having an egg together seems easier than being pregnant. Aqua and Tsunami really got off easy...... In fact, this is unfair. How come they don't have to experience any pain? >:T Soren: Because they don't. :3 Spade: Get out of here! This is the female Soren's territory anyway! >:o Ace: He's already pretty effeminate. Just pretend he is the female Soren. Soren: Yeah, pretend. :U
Cally: wait.....why didn't u ppl just choose to do the egg birth, so u don't have to go through all of this pregnancy and the pain of giving birth? does it only work for ho.mosexuals or something? :/ Calzer: hmm....Carlos and Carlita probably shuldn't be- hm? where r they? :/ Cally: huh? idk....they just disappeared.... .-. Jonathon: did u not see them go upstairs to play with each other? :/ Calzer and Cally: no...... .-. Jonathon: they're YOUR children! >:T Calzer and Cally: well...... ^-^'
Cally: oh... i see :T well they go through the pain of being ho.mo, which is the tor.ture and inferiority given from the cruel society, ur world's different though, so that probably doesn't apply so i therefore don't have a good reason for why u have to suffer so much to have a baby :T
Soren: Because it's funny. If they could have babies with each other too that way then it would be double the fun. :U Spade: I hate you. >.> Soren: I love you too! :D
aww.....well be sure to get up early so u can catch the news and see (or go to bed late and catch the 11:OO news) >uO
Cally: well....u guys can just make urselves at home, u don't have to stand around -u- Reddy: great! *jumps onto the couch and watches TV* *puts his feet up* -w- Cally: gee, he sure got comfy >.> but i guess that's to be expected, i mean....he is the boy Redina :/ anyway, how is everybody? what've u all been up to lately? Calzer: nothing much Jonathon: we've actually done a lot of things since the last we saw u, we've grown, had some laughs, scares, adventures, good times, bad times and more -u- im also married >uO Cally: i know, Jennette's married too.... Jonathon: well i can still tell u about it!
Ace: War, more war, and even more war. :T Spade: Not much...... Twins are a real hassel though. Having children is quite the experience. :/ Ace: I'm nervous. Grey is going to be giving birth any day now. I wonder if I'll be good father..... .-. Spade: I'm sure you will. -u- *pats his back* Ace: Thanks. I know he'll have the best grandpa. c: Willow and Ivory: It'll be fun to play with the baby when he's born! :D Soren: I'll give my blessings. :3 Spade: No one wants anything from you. >.> Soren: *sniffles* But..... But..... I'm the sky....... And I'm cute........ QmQ
Cally: oh, what's gonna ur baby's name? c: Calzer: i was going to ask that..... Cally: well technically u did :T Calzer: ....... Jonathon: u shuldn't doubt urself as a father for many reasons, 1. i can tell ur gonna be a great parent because ur caring, compassionate and understanding, but also serious, bold and firm when u need to be which is the qualities of an ideal parent 2. u have tons experience with ur siblings 3. if u don't believe u can, u won't...... i made that mistake...... 4. ur strong physically mentally and spiritually and 5. u always have Spade to help guide u
Jonathon: ur welcome Cally: oh, that's a nice name im sure Damien'll have a loving home -u- Calzer: i wonder if female Ace will have a girl, and what her name wuld be....... Carlos and Carlita: *come back down* Carlos: dad! she got all these cool games and comics! :D she's awesome! and she got a doll that looks and acts like her too c:
Calzer: hmm....sounds reasonable -u- Carlos: do u wanna see her room? :3 Carlita: yeah, do u guys wanna see my room? :3 Calzer: im sure ur room looks just like Carlos's, just with more dolls inside, so i'll pass Demitrius: me too Jonathon: yeah Tydey: no thx Blewy: im good Carlita: what about that red guy sleepin' on the couch? Cally: sleeping? O.O *shakes Reddy* Reddy! wake up! >O< Reddy: *wakes up* huh? oh hey Cally -.-' Cally: plz don't sleep on the couch.....it makes me feel like a bad host ^-^' Reddy: ok :T Carlita: so no one wants to see my room? :c Carlos: i do :D Carlita: but u saw it already! >:T
Carlita: well i'm sure ur lame too! >:T Cally: Carlita, don't retaliate, nothing good ever comes out of that Carlita: fine! but im going back up to my awesome room! >O< cmon Carlos! *drags him back upstairs* bye guys! Carlos: byeeeee!
Cally: so....anything u guys wuld like to do? :/ Jonathon: i guess i'd like to see how Jennette's doing :T Cally: ok, i'll call her *calls her* hi, yeah, our genderbends are here to visit........Jennette? .......hello? are u still there.....? helloooo....? *hangs up* well, it seems we've gotten disconnected or something :/ Jennette: *comes from the kitchen* *she's 1 inch shorter than Jonathon but still looks the same* well hello! >uO Cally: huh? how'd u get here so fast? :/ Jennette: im magical.....haha..... -p- no, i was actually already in ur garden picking fruits, so i just came in through ur back door when u called -u- Cally: oh, that makes sense :T
Jennette: *looks at Jonathon* wait a minute *stands next to him* oh my gosh, i can't believe ur taller than me! >:T Jonathon: yeah, ur short! >p< Jennette: i'm not short......! Jonathon: yes u are, shorty! that's why im taller than u! -p- Jennette: don't make me electricity scratch u deeply >.> Jonathon: ehh.....no need for that ^-^' Jennette: good -w- so how's everyone doing?
Ivory: COME DOWN HERE AND FIGHT ME, YOU DUMB HUMAN GIRL!! >:U
Ace: I'm fine. A little bit upset from the war, but fine. ^w^ Spade: Same for me. I've also been busy with the twins. Willow: I've never met you begfore miss, but I'm good too. :3
Carlita: *yells* SRRY KID, IM NOT A GOOD FIGHTER!!! >O<
Jennette: oh right, well im sure u know that guy *points to Jonathon* im his female counterpart and my name's Jennette, what's u and ur twin's name? I know ur Asher and Ivory in my world, but i don't know ur actual names ^w^ *looks at Demitrius* i as.sume her name's Demi Demitrius: it's a nickname, but no, it's Demitrius ^-^ Jennette: and boy Redina making himself at home i see, what are u watching? Reddy: i'm Reddy and im watching my favorite reality show 1O angry nerds :T it's actually quite educational, i learned so much from this show :p
Carlita: *yells* WELL IF U DO THAT U'LL HAVE TO PAY LOTSA MONEY FOR THE DAMAGES!! Jennette: oh, Willow's a cute name and i agree, Asher's a cool name too -u- *looks at the TV* Do u think Winston's gonna win? :T Reddy: huh? who's Winston? oh right, this is genderbend world, Winkle is Winston here :T yeah i think he's gonna win -u-
Ivory: I HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH MONEY!! DUMB STUPID HUMANY GIRL!! >:U Willow: Hey missus! Is girl Ivory stupid too? :o Spade: Don't call your brother stupid. It's not his fault he's as dumb as a rock. -u- Ace: *suppresses his laughter* >u< Ivory: You're next dad! Fight me! >:T Spade: *chuckles* Ahahahaha........ Ah...... As if you could ever beat me. That's cute...... -w-
Willow: All Ivorys are stupid. I am the superior twin. >:3 Ace: What have you done, Spade? Your daughter is an ego maniac just like you. Spade: *shrugs* -w-
Ivory: *still yelling* DON'T IGNORE ME, HUMAN! I WILL END YOU! I'M PART SPIRIT! >:U
Jennette: well children often exhibit their parent's traits -u- Jonathon: btw, r u gonna adopt a child like i plan to :T Jennette: i plan to get pregnant -p- Jonathon: whaaaa?! o.O Jennette: yeah, but Demitri doesn't want me to go through that, given i'm in enough pain already, so he strongly suggested we adopt, so we're gonna do that instead...... >.> Jonathon: oh....... Calzer: gee, that's pretty different :/ Jonathon: well....come to think of it, i do remember telling to Demitrius, that i prefer our child to be of our blood ^-^' but she said at our age, we culd make the baby unhealthy, which is why there's a supposed age limit to having kids :T that's why we decided to adopt -u- Calzer: so ur reasons for adopting children differ, interesting -u-
Ivory: NO ONE TELLS ME BYE! I'LL SAY BYE!! BYE!! >:C *kicks a hole in the wall*
Ace: They just have all his bad traits............. Spade: Not true. I'm flawless and have no bad traits. I'm simply perfect. -w- Ace: ..........l honestly can't tell if you're being serious or not......... I'm afraid....... Spade: Shut up, blondie. >.>
Cally: im gonna need to get that fixed...... *sighs* .-. Jonathon: baby or child Jennette: i really want a baby, but we might end up getting a child.....i have one in mind already, she seems cool..... c8 Jonathon: same here... :T
Ace: No worries, I'll fix it. :T *fixes the wall* Ivory: *pacing around angrily* >:c Ace: The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree......... Spade: Are you implying that I have anger issues? >.> Ace: Maybe............ .-. Spade: Kids are so ungrateful! Even adopted ones! My advice is to not get a brat. >:T Ace: What a grumpy old man. Spade: I am not old! I'm still young! >:U
Jonathon: we won't Jennette: but i think all children are brats, it's kind of their job, u just gotta punish 'em a lot >uO Jonathon: but hopefully our children won't be too much a pain Jennette: yeah :/
Spade: By brat, I meant not getting a child at all. >.> Ace: Don't you love me? :o Spade: Aww..... Sorry. Of course I love you. -u- *hugs Ace* Ace: *holding onto Spade* Hee....... You're the best father I could ask for. ^w^ Spade: You're a good kid........ -w-
Calzer and Cally: yeah :p Jonathon: this time i won't mess up.......like i most likely did with Sophia .-. Jennette: well, our little siblings was just a slap in the face, we weren't prepared, but we're prepared this time >uO Jonathon: yeah.....
Jennette: we actually don't know .-. Jonathon: probably pretty soon, like this weekend or something, i was thinking about twins -u- Calzer: twins are a lot to handle..... Jennette: we're ready for this >:D
Spade: Twins are demon spawns. >.> Ace: Twins are a bit much to handle...... Maybe you should settle on one for now....... ^-^' Spade: You just might regret it.
Jonathon: then that'll be fine and hey, being human isn't all that bad, we have our perks too >uO Reddy: heyo female Jonathon, Winston aka Winkle won :T Jennette: *gasp* wow! Winston won?! :O i knew he was gonna win! >:D
Ivory: Like what? >:T Willow: Humans aren't special at all.......... 8c Spade: Just tell me when you're ready to take them and I'll seal their powers up. -u- This means I get to have a break! Heart and I haven't had alone time since we went on vacation before the war. >u< Ace: You seem so excited. :o Maybe I don't want a kid......... .-. Spade: It's too late to back out now. >:3
Jonathon: well we may not have fancy magic, heh well.... i do -p- but we still have fun, it's easier to show then explain, so when i watch u for the day, i'll show u the perks of being a human >uO Jennette: yeah..... :T Jonathon: *to Spade* i'm ready whenever u are.......uhh.........that is if u trust me with ur children, i know how much u love them ^-^'
I was watching Gintama and the main character got amnesia. :c
Ivory: Well you have artificial magic! Faker! We have true magic! >:U Spade: They'll be fine. Even though I'm taking away their magic, they'll still have their strength and their durability. I'll be reducing their strength by a lot, but they'll still be okay if they somehow got kidnapped or whatever. I trust you now since you're a responsible adult, unlike your old self. You have my trust. -w- Willow: But..... magic.... :o Ace: *pats her head* It's okay. You'll be fine. >u0
Jonathon: well thx for trusting me -w- and ur right, my old self was pretty horrible...... :/ Calzer: wait, r u doing this right now? :T Jonathon: sure, why not? Calzer: did u and Jennette talk with ur spouses? >:T Jonathon: well she's literally hearing the whole thing right now Demitrius: yeah, i wuld've said something if i was against it Jennette: and Dimitri doesn't mind, he likes when i babysit :T
Ivory: I OBJECT TO THIS!! >:U Spade: That doesn't matter. I own you. -w- Ivory: Big brother........! >:T Ace: Well....... I mean...... He technically does........... .-. Spade: If you're good, I'll take you to that amusement park you wanted to visit and take you out shopping to buy anything you want. -u- Ivory: Yaaaaaay! :D Willow: Me too. :U Spade: Yes, you too. -w-
Cally: wait....so what is everyone else gonna do? :/ Jonathon: whatever they normally do i suppose -u- r u two ready a for fun day together? >uO Reddy: hey, female Jonathon- Jennette: i have a name.....it's Jennette Reddy: why is it that ur into this show, but the boy version of u doesn't seem to be? is it designed for girls or something? .-. Jennette: hmm.....y'know, that is pretty odd...... :/ Jonathon: don't worry Reddy, i do enjoy that show too, i'm just not paying attention to it right now -u- Reddy: oh, phew! that's a relief -o-
Ivory: No! >:U Willow: Umm...... Yes? :o Spade: *seals away Willow and Ivory's powers and reduces their strength* Okay Ace, take me home. I can finally relax. -w- Ace: Alright. Anyone else want me to drop them off? :T
Blewy: yeah, u can take me home :T Tydey: and me :p Jonathon: idk, shuld we stay here in genderbend land, or just go home? :/ Cally: if ur leaving, then i'll call down Carlos *yells* CARLOS! CARLITA! Carlita: *yells* IS THAT BOY STILL DOWN THERE?! Cally: *yells* uhhh.......NOOOOO.........! Carlita: ok! *comes down with Carlos* hey! i thought u said he was gone! >:U Cally: it was the only way to get u come down, Carlos may or may not be leaving, just be prepared for that -u- Carlos and Carlita: aww..... :c
Jonathon: alright, i guess i'll stay here then :T Carlita: so i can finish playing with Carlos? Cally: yeah -u- Carlita: yaaaay! *goes upstairs* Carlos: bye *follows* Jennette: i'll tell Dimitri what's going on, just so he's aware *video calls him* hey D, look at all these genderbend versions of us here visiting, say hi everyone everyone: hi..... Dimitri: hi...? *waves* :/ Jennette: i'm gonna babysit a pair of very cute twins, for a friend, and here they are, their names are Ivory and Willow *holds the phone to Ivory and Willow* Dimitri: oh, they're adorable *waves at them* well.....have fun ^-^ Jennette: i will do my best :T
Tydey and Blewy: yes -u- Tydey: bye everyone! ^w^ Reddy: hey Blewy, i think Jerry's supposed to be on the next season :T Blewy: oh, really? well, i don't like that show, but i'll keep a lookout for him :T Reddy: good >uO
Reddy: oh, Jerry's our friend, he was Blewy's friend first, and as his brother, i became his friend too, idk u that well, so that's why u probably don't know him :/ the commercials showed his name and the shadow seemed to match him so yeah :T
Ace: Oh, okay then. :T Bye guys. Be good you two. :U *teleports everyone home* Willow: *sniffs* Big brother.......... :c Ivory: I hope you guys are fun. This better be good. Being magicless sucks. >:T
Jonathon: ok, now our day, officially begins Jennette Demitrius and I- Demitrius: this is all u -u- Jonathon: well....Jennette and i, will do our best to make u feel as comfortable here as possible Cally: ummmm.....do they wanna play with Carlos and Carlita? ^-^' Jennette: no! alright, we'll start with some snacks and then we'll get to the fun stuff, r u hungry? >uO Reddy: yes :T Jennette: im not talking to u >.>
Jennette: look, i can't promise they'll be as good as ur dad's, but Cally's got a big ice cream cake in the freezer Cally: hey! ur not supposed to know about that! O.O i was gonna give that to u as a just because gift .-. Jennette: oh really? well u need to hide it better :/ well thx, i appreciate it anyway! Jonathon: and thx Calzer because now i know u got me one too Calzer: uhh....ur welcome...... :/ Jennette: *takes out the cake* ohhh.....that's cute, it says "For Jennette, my BFF" in sparkly blue letters aww....and it has little hearts.....i almost want to keep it forever.....*takes a picture* c8 is it ok if i......i mean, it was supposed to be a surprise and all :/ Cally: it's ok, u can serve it to the twins, it is ur cake after all -u- just make sure u get the first slice, otherwise, it won't be very special :/ Jennette: ok, i can do that *cuts herself a slice and then cuts Ivory and Willow a slice, carefully avoiding cutting the message on it* enjoy ^w^
Jennette: oh i almost forgot *gives Ivory and Willow and spoon and fork for their ice cream cake* idk which one u usually use for cake, so i gave u both *eats her cake* mmmm...... -w-
Jennette: this is really good ice cream cake..... -w- Cally: it's fine, what matters is that she enjoys it and she did ^-^ Jonathon: don't worry Calzer, i'll cherish the moment when u give ur "surprise cake" to me >uO Calzer: alright, thx c: Jonathon: ur welcome *cuts Ivory another piece* here u go, don't go too fast, u might get brainfreeze :T Cally: the cake must be that good! :D Jennette: it is! ^w^ b
Willow: I never had ice cream cake before......... :/ *pokes it with her spoon* Ivory: *scarfs that piece down too* I can't get brain freeze! I have ma- *holds his head in pain* AAAAAH!! WHAT'S THIS FEELING!! DX *rolls around on the floor*
I started playing Amnesia again and this guy came up to me and said I'm going to be killed with a deranged smile on his face. He told me that life is short and to enjoy it while I can............. .-.
Jennette: well..... it's not as much cake as it is ice cream designed to look like cake and then it has icing on top of it, don't worry, it's perfectly good -w-
Jonathon: it's brainfreeze Ivory, it happens when u eat something cold too fast, and rolling around won't help, u cure it by rubbing ur temples located on ur forehead, it helps warm ur brain Cally: *gives him a heating packet* :T Jonathon: *puts the heating packet on Ivory's forehead* better? -uO
It's a visual novel about a girl who has amnesia. You have to get your memories back and be careful about who you trust, lest something bad happens to you.
Jonathon: heh heh, not really, as long as u know the dos and don'ts of life, and eating ice cream quickly is a don't as u saw with the brainfreeze incident, but it's not ur fault, u didn't know, just try to remember for next time so u don't experience that type of pain again, alright? -u-
Because the crzy guy said I'll die because of someone's wish.
It's not scary. Not if you're going down a normal path. Even then the bad endings aren't creepy. You don't see anything bad. Just get descriptions of things. It's just like slightly creepy at times. The guy who said I was going to die was so cute too. I thought he was nice..... :/
Jennette: u'll see >uO Cally: ur leaving? :T Jennette: yeah, i'm gonna take them to a special place, locatedin the park >uO Cally: what spe- oh! i know what u mean, i'm sure they'll love it! ^w^ Calzer: i'll go check on Carlos and Carlita *goes upstairs* Cally: it'll probably be dinner time when u get back, i plan on making meatloaf with gravy, with broccoli and such on the side, i wasn't expecting so much company, so i'll have to go to the store first so i can have enough Jennette: alright, we look forward to it -u- Jonathon: yeah, good luck -u- Cally: thx -w-
Ivory: Bleh! I don't like veggies! I want candy for dinner! >:U Willow: *finishes her ice cream cake* I'm done. :3 You're supposed to like vegetables though, Ivy! We're from the Earth Tribe! Ivory: But they're nasty! Do you like them? >:T Willow: .................. No........ .-. Ivory: See?! >:T
Jonathon: well, to be honest, i don't like them either, but we gotta eat 'em cuz they're healthy, i usually dip them in some ranch or cheese or something, they still aren't that good even after adding things to it, but it tastes better than them being plain i guess :/ anyway, let's go, we'll be now leaving Cally Cally: ok, bye! Reddy: see ya :T Jonathon: *picks up Ivory* Jennette: *picks up Willow* Cally: ur giving them piggyback rides? :T Jonathon: yep :T Cally: alright, don't stay out too late! Jonathon and Jennette: ok! *leave and head towards the park*
Jonathon and Jennette: *get to the park and stops in front of a tree* *put Ivory and Willow down* Jonathon: here we are, u'll have all the fun u want in this tree Jennette: but it's not just any tree >uO *presses her hand against the tree and a secret passage opens* *inside, there's blue sleds, and near them, there's what seems to be an ordinary slide, but is actually more like a rollercoaster as u go through it* *there's a ladder in the distance*
Jennette: grab a sled, get on it and slide down >uO Jonathon: or take the ladder, which isn't nearly as fun :/
Jonathon: oh, really? :o well, im srry Mr. Tree, ur plenty fun too *pats the tree* -u- Jennette: Willow, ur a really caring person, that's a good trait to have -u- Jonathon: *to Ivory* and yes, u can slide on ur belly, the sled is just a cushion -u- Jennette: i'll demonstrate *grabs a sled and slides down* WAAAAaaaaahhh........!!! DX Jonathon: she's gonna go through a lot of loop de loops, twists and turns, then she'll fall into a soft bouncy floor -u- u guys can go next, i have to go last because i have to keep an eye on u -u-
Willow: It's important for people to know that plants have feelings too. :T *grabs a sled and is about to slide down* Ivory: NO! I'm going first! >:U *pushes her and slides down* Willow: STOP!! DX Brothers are so stupid! >:T *slides down*
Jonathon: hmm....that was kind of mean *grabs a sled and slides down* Jennette: WOOOOO!!! >O< *goes through one last corkscrew and loop de loop* *slams into the ground and bounces for a bit* whoa....i haven't done that in a while..... @.@
Jonathon: *comes down* ok, now that we're here..... Jennette: welcome to the play palace! there's a pool, a snack machine, a drink machine, video games, a trampo.line, books, a big screen TV and a playground, it belongs to Carlita, but beings that it belonged to me first, i can allow who i want in here -u- we can hang out here until dinner's ready :T Jonathon: and everything around here is soft, so there's no possible way to get injured....uhh....unless u run into the TV, that's still made of glass and wiring :/ but that won't happen because we're all smart here -u-
My character keeps falling asleep a lot........ I think he's drugging me. She falls asleep right after eating. I think he's the one who's going to put me in a cage QmQ
Jonathon: i told u we had some perks as humans >uO we need a lot of safety precautions, which is something magic ppl don't need, but we still get by Jennette: hey, when is Spade coming back? Jonathon: uhh....i'm as.suming tommorow :/ Jennette: alright, *looks at Ivory and Willow* i see u guys like this place, i actually wasn't sure if u wuld.....i'm glad u do :/
Jennette: oh? thx ^-^ well we're gonna go play that game over there Jonathon: it's really old, it's like 2O,OOO times older than the type of games u consider old *turns it on* that's right, it's pixelated Jennette: yep, but it's a classic :T come to us if u need anything, anything at all, no what we're doing, we'll stop doing it to tend to ur needs -w- Jonathon: right, Cally shuld be done making dinner in about an hour
Jonathon: oh really? cool, i didn't know that -u- Jennette: wuld u like to join us? u wuld go when he di.es which won't be for a while, i warn u though, these old games are extremely hard, i know he makes it look easy, but that's just because he plays it a lot :/
Jonathon: *at world 4* Jennette: wanna see something neat? watch this *picks up a ball* i'm gonna make this ball into that hoop over there........*throws it* *it bounces all around and then goes in the hoop* the great thing about a bouncy room, is that u don't need skill to do cool things like that ^.^ there's a costume box over there too, if u wanna try those out
Jennette: sure, i'll dress up with u ^-^ *goes over to the costume box* *gets two hat and a pink feather scarf thing and puts them on* *gives one hat to Willow* im not sure who i'm dressed as, but i'm certainly that person now -w-
Jennette: of course! u just get some weird looks when ur an adult playing dress-up, so i don't do it so often -u- but this is so fun, i don't even care about that! ^w^ *tries on more clothes* *gets one of those floppy hats* *uses a bad french accent* i am Madame Loisiame, i like poodles -o- Jonathon: ah, i di.ed :/ well what're u guys doing? :T Jennette: playing dress-up ^.^ wanna join us? >uO Jonathon: no thx, but it does look pretty fun to watch -u- Jennette: I Madame Loisiame and my lovely assistant Madameloisell Willow are le fashion chics Jonathon: *chuckles* i don't even think u said that right Jennette: ah, who cares? i don't know french, we've just having fun here! -u-
He even noticed I escaped and is making me take off my clothes to check my injuries (I got hit by a motorcycle while escaping, so I returned to the cage).
Jennette: me too! ^o^ *takes off the stuff and puts on a baseball cap and a tutu* im a baseball player that also dances ballet -w- Jonathon: *claps* -u- Jennette: i think dress up shuld be for all ages ^-^ Jonathon: yeah......-u-
Jennette: yeah, u shuld ^.^ *gets a call* oh? REALLY?! O.O wow...... alright then *hangs up* man, time flies when ur having fun, Cally's just about done dinner :T hey how about we take this box home and then we maybe can finish playing there after we eat :3 Jonathon: hey, Ivory, dinner's ready, so we might be leaving soon sadly.......
Jonathon: awww.....don't worry, u can come back anytime, and even stay as long as u want, i mean i'd love to stay here forever, but we have to go home to eat dinner ^-^
Jennette: well alright then, if u say so, did u have fun? -u-
Jonathon: oh, that's a great idea actually! .....too bad he's not here..... :/ *picks up Ivory* we'll be going now, i hope u had fun -w- Jennette: *picks up Willow* Jonathon and Jennette: *take the conveyor belt back up to the top* *leaves the tree* Reddy: *waiting outside* oh, hey, ur back :T Jonathon: u were just out here...... waiting for us? :/ Reddy: yep :T Jonathon: wa- Reddy: *teleports them back to Cally's house* Jonathon and Jennette: ....... *put Ivory and Willow down* Cally: hello! dinner is ready to be served! we've got meat loaf with Broccoli and mashed potatoes, and then there's gravy >uO Jennette: *fixes everyone's plate* :T Demitrius: this looks good, Cally -u- Cally: thx -w- everyone: *eats their food*
Cally and Jennette: ur welcome -u- Jonathon: u don't want to at least try it? :T who knows, u might be surprised with its taste Demitrius: so how's everything going with ur babysitting? -u- Jonathon: well ur supposed to be the parent too, i mean. i'm married to u! but yeah, it's going well -w-
yay! i had my new class (note it's not plural) today, and i already got a lot of homework from him, but hey it's English so it's to be expected, i also love him, he seems cool ^w^ (i was in his dodgeball club freshman year but i didnt really know him much
Jonathon: so ur telling me, that u don't like meat loaf and Mashed potatoes? why don't u try.....imagining it's something else? Cally: wuld u like something different? .-. Jonathon: there's no need for that Cally Carlita: i want something else! :U Jennette: u eat ur food, u love meatloaf! Carlita: ok grandma..... :/
yeah ^w^ and Ryan and Henry are also in that class, what're the odds? that means they're literally in every single one of my classes (officially) o3o lol good thing i'm friends with them, otherwise that wuld suck >w<
Cally: but u can't have cake for dinner..... .-. Jonathon: look Ivory, if u eat all of ur dinner u can have some cake, that's how it works -u- Cally: but i didn't make a cake :/ Jonathon: we have Jennette's gift Cally: oh yeah :T Jonathon: and we'll cut small pieces so it'll last as long u had hoped >uO Cally: ok :3 Carlos: im done, do i get cake now? :T Jonathon: no, u get this piece of candy, since u clearly like candy better *gives him candy* Carlos: oh, yaaay! *eats it* >w<
Jonathon: i'm srry, but u have to finish ur dinner Ivory, do u want to grow hungry and be criticized for being out of shape as a prince? -u- how about we make a compromise and u just eat half of it? or maybe u can eat a nice sandwich or something
Ivory: I can't be out of shape, I'm magical! >:T Dad fixes us steak, fancy foods I can't pronounce, chicken, sometimes burgers and his special garden salad. You're not a fancy chef! >:U Willow: Don't be rude! DX Ivory: Fine.... Sorry...... .-.
Jonathon: ahh...i see, well if ur really not comfortable with this, i suppose i can't force anything upon u :/ but just know that sometimes even the non-fancy things are just as enjoyable as the fancy ones -u- Carlos: so he doesn't have to eat anything? how come i have to?! >:O Carlita: yeah! >:T Jonathon: well i mean, i can't just shove it in his mouth, that wuld be wrong, especially when he's not my child, technically u don't have to either :/ don't worry, the same rules still apply, no desserts, before eating the entree >uO Carlos and Carlita: oh, ok :o Carlita: i like desserts :p
Jonathon: uhh.....no thx, Soren, he's my responsibility right now ^-^' Jennette: hmmm.....u always seem to pop up at the "perfect" moment, why's that? :/ Jonathon: he's a great spirit, he has all the time in the world -u-
Carlos and Carlita: he's scary! D: Jonathon: ah, look he's eating his food now *turns to Soren* thx.......i guess.....*turns back to Ivory* is it good Ivory? ^-^
Ivory: *crying a bit* No, be quiet.......... *sniffles* Soren: Ahahaha! What a baby! >:D Cyprus: *appears* Leave my great grandchild alone! >:c Soren: Awww, I'm just having fun. :p Cyprus: *slaps him* Idiot! >:c *bows to everyone* Sorry to intrude. -u- Soren: The heck are you doing? You're a great spirit. >.> Cyprus: We should show a bit of respect, even if they are inferior. >.> Oops........ Sorry........ ^-^'' Soren: They know it's true. :U
Jonathon: yeah, we all know we're very inferior, but thx for showing ur respects anyway -u- ok just as promised *cuts Ivory a piece of the ice cream cake* try not to eat it too fast this time, so u don't get brainfreeze, enjoy >uO *pats his head* Demitrius: ur really good at this parenting :/
Jonathon: well....this is for reward purposes for the children ^-^' Jennette: *hugs Ivory* aww.....poor kid, it's ok Ivory, we all have our moments.....nothing to be ashamed about..... -n- Carlita: can i go play out in the backyard? :U Cally: sure, just make sure u come inside before it gets dark :T Carlita: yaay! *runs down to the basement* ^w^ Carlos: oh, wait for me! *follows her* :O
Ivory: *crying* Leave me alone......... Willow: ......... Soren: I'm a kid too.......... >:T Cyprus: You made the poor baby cry! Fox demon! >:c Soren: I don't care. -p-
Jennette: i'm srry that had to happen, little guy, and i know u want to left alone, so i'll just let u be *takes him into the other room and gently lays him on the couch* there, a nice comfy couch and plus u don't have to worry about everyone staring now, which shuld take the pressure off a bit *sits on the empty part of the couch next to him* Jonathon: r u alright Willow? Jennette's as.sisting ur brother, u can help if u want, since u know him best
Ivory: *buries his face into the couch and cries softly* Willow: No. Daddy said it's good for him to cry because he needs to learn to be humble sometimes. :U Cyprus: I'll cheer him up. *goes to Ivory and puts him on his lap* *holds him closely and starts singing to him in a low voice* Willow: *looks in at them* That's the lullaby daddy sings for us! :o Soren: It was made up by Cypi. He taught it to your father. It's a healing song. :T
Soren: His favorite one is his killing song though. That's also Spade's favorite. :U Willow: Daddy's not a murderer! >:T Soren: Ohohoho....... So little you know. -u- *pats her head*
Cally: ....what's a kil.ling song? O.O Calzer: a song that powerful ppl sing to kil.l someone Cally: u can just kil.l someone with ur voice?! o.O Calzer: yep...... Cally: ..........
Soren: They can because their voices are special. They can control or kill anyone with their voice. It's a special ability that runs only in that family. Ace can do it to some extent too. He's special. :T Willow: Can I do it? 8o I want to get ALL the cookies! >u< Soren: Sure, if your father shows you how. -w- Willow: Yay, yay! ^w^
Ivory: *calms down* *falls asleep in Cyprus's arms* -u- Cyprus: *lays him down on the couch* *goes back to everyone else* There..... All calm. -w- Willow: Wow, grandpa! You're just like daddy! :D Cyprus: Well, yeah..... ^-^'
Jennette: that's good -w- Carlos and Carlita: *come back in* it got dark real fast! >:T Cally: well of course, it was almost 8:OO when u asked ^-^' Carlita: at least we got to play a little :p
Jonathon: oooh! i enjoy being called Mr. Jonathon -u- well, it's only 8:OO, so it's nowhere near time for bed which is about 9:3Oish, so we can just relax and u can do whatever u want until then, this is considered free time, as long as ur within a safe range of the house and nothing gets broken
Jonathon: really? what time do u normally go to bed? :/ anyway, yes u get to stay up late -u- Cally: i just realized, where's everyone gonna sleep? :O i only have 2 guest rooms .-. Carlos: i'll sleep on Carlita's floor :p Calzer: i'll sleep with u Reddy: i'll have boy Tydey take me home :T Demitrius: and i guess u can take me with u -u- Reddy: c'mon! >uO *teleports away with Demitrius*
Willow: At 7. Sometimes he lets us stay up to 7:30. :3 Soren: I could have took him home. >:T The god of dimensions was literally right in front of you! >:U Cyprus: Calm down...... We should get going soon too... Soren: Bleh! >p<
Willow: After we eat dinner we play for a little bit and watch tv and stuff. Then after that we take our bath and get into our pajamas. Daddy then tucks us in and read us our bedtime story. After that, he sings to us until we fall asleep and puts our night light on. :3
Jonathon: well, u wuld share a room, but he's already asleep, so i thought i'd just let him sleep peacefully here Carlos: dad.... im tired Calzer: then go bed :/ Carlos: but i wanna stay up all night! >O< Carlita: yeah, what he said :p Calzer: hey, what if we all went to bed too? then u won't have to feel left out -u- Carlos and Carlita: yay! :D Calzer: now go get ready for bed Carlos and Carlita: good night guys! *go upstairs* >O< Calzer: that works everytime -u- Cally: yeah, but i'm really going to bed though, all that cooking and shopping was tiring
Cally: don't answer the door if anyone knocks, make sure the doors are locked and don't break anything, good night everyone ^-^ everyone: good night -w- Jennette: and i'll take full responsibility for anything that goes wrong with ur house Cally: good *goes upstairs* Jonathon: welp, it's just me Jennette Willow and Calzer now -u-
Calzer: im pretty sure Cally's house has the same layout as mine, so i'll show u *leads Willow to a doorway about the size of....my room, bookshelves border the walls and there's a computer desk in the middle* there's books in here, this first shelf is children's books, then there's gradeschool books, then there's clean teen books along with comedy, romance, horror, fantasy and other genres of that sort then on the back wall are mangas and then on the right, we have comics and graphic novels,
Calzer: oh? 'Pomegrantes' that's one of my favorite books, a lot of important messages in there ^-^ Jennette: *sits on the floor, turns on the TV and watches game shows* Jonathon: game shows? :/ Jennette: yeah, there's nothing else on :T Jonathon: cool *watches with her* :T
Calzer: aww......she's asleep, how adorable! ^//w//^ *comes out the room* it's just us now, Willow fell asleep Jonathon: really? ah, maybe 9:3O was a bit too late of a time ^-^' Jennette: i'll put her in her room *gets a fairytale* *gently carries Willow to the guest room without waking her and tucks her in* *reads the fairytale aloud* -u- Calzer: *looks at Ivory* hm......do u think he needs covers? Jonathon: can't hurt *carefully puts covers on Ivory* there, nice and snug -u-
*the next day* *an alarm goes off* Jonathon and Jennette: *pop up* AHH! O.O Calzer: *turns off the alarm* we set this for u -u- Cally: yeah, so we can make sure ur up -w- Jonathon: mmm.....it's not even 9:OO yet...... -_-' Calzer: no it's 7:3O, rise and shine ^-^ Jonathon and Jennette: *get up and yawn* -O- Jonathon: i'll make breakfast -.-' Jennette: and i guess i'll wake everyone else up...... Jonathon: u do that *goes downstairs* *taps Ivory* hey....it's time to wake up, i'll be back after i start these eggs, *goes in the kitchen*
Jonathon: *comes back* oh, ur up, good morning, i'm making eggs, bacon and toast for breakfast -u- Jennette: *having a hard time waking up Carlos and Carlita* get up, u 2! >:T Calzer: *shakes Willow* it's time to get up, sweetie ^-^ Cally: *helps Jennette* they're always tough to get up, just like u used to be, allow me -u- *pulls Carlita out of her bed* Carlita: whoa! O.O Cally: *puts her ontop of Carlos* -u- Carlos: hey! >O< Carlita: moooom, why'd u do that?! >O< Cally: to get u up, rise and shine, kids ^-^ Carlos: my dad pulls me out of the bed almost everyday :o Carlita: same with my mom :/
Calzer: Willow, it's ok, it's just me, r u ok? ^-^' Jonathon: well.....i'm not sure what to do about that, but don't worry, u'll see them pretty soon, just try not to think about it too much did u sleep well? -u-
Calzer: i know u probably miss ur mom and dad, and it may be scary without them, but don't worry, u'll see them really soon *sits next to her and sings in a soft voice* don't u worry Willow, ur gonna be alright, ur mommy and daddy will be at ur side, no matter what, they'll always come back, all nightmares will drift away, and u'll be right back on track, Willow dear, no need to fear, we'll always be there..... -o-
Jonathon: u've been pretty good and u seemed to be sleeping soundly, don't let ur fears control u, everything's fine *gives him a reas.suring hug and then tends to the eggs*
Willow: *hits Calzer* STOP IT! LEAVE ME ALONE! I HATE YOU!! >:U Soren: *appears* Don't mind her, she's not a morning person. She throws a tantrum every morning. Luckily Spadey took their magic away or you'd be dead. :3
Soren: I'm always here. You can't get rid of the sky. :U Anyway, he either threatens her, sings to her, or rages on her completely and knocks her out with his magic. She truly gets her anger issues from her father. While Ivory is hard to handle at night, she'll give you an awful time in the morning. :3 Willow: *bites Soren* >:U Soren: *bleeding golden blood* *holding back a scream* I'm........ fine.......... Q-Q
Calzer: well singing didn't work, im too weak to even hurt her, and im not that strong in the field of threats, so i'll just go....... good morning -w- *leaves the room* Jennette: well Calzer, i know how she feels, this is an angrily tired tantrum, so she'll cool down eventually, we just have to wait until things calm down in her mind -u- Calzer: how long will that take? Jennette: up to an hour
Willow: *starts throwing things around* AAAAAAAAH!! I HATE EVERYONE!! YOU'RE ALL STUPID! >:U Cyprus: *appears dressed as Spade* Willow...... -w- Willow: *stops* Daddy......? :o Cyprus: *pulls out a knife* Don't make me cut that pretty lil face up. It'd be ashame to have to kill you over something like this. ^-^ Willow: *lets out a high pitched scream* AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! DX *runs downstairs* Cyprus: There. -w- Soren: Yay, Cypi. :D
Calzer: wow...... Jennette: that worked, thx *goes downstairs* good morning!
Cally: no, don't go back to sleep, that's the whole point of splashing water on ur face Carlos and Carlos: but we like slepin' Cally: go downstairs! grand....pa has breakfast for u Carlos and Carlita: fine......*go downstairs reluctantly*
Cally: sure, i dont see why not ^-^ i'll join everyone when im done straightening everything up :T
Jennette: *looks at Willow* r u alright Willow? Jonathon: *finishes breakfast* *comes in the living room* o-OK! breakfast is rea- *sees Willow* umm.....did i miss something here? .-. Carlos: did u make bacon? 83 Carlita: yeah, did u? 83 Jonathon: i did........ Carlos and Carlita: yaaaay! *dash into the kitchen* >w<
Jennette: aww....Willow, ur dad won't really kil.l u, punish u a bit harshly, but not kil.l u, he loves u too much he just wants u to behave and make sure ur still the sweet little girl that u are and that takes a bit of love filled discipline ^-^ Jonathon: hey Soren, i made eggs, bacon and toast, and there's some natural fruit juices too, help urself, just make sure there's enough leftover for everyone else to have :T Carlos and Carlita: *eating* mmmm! ^w^
Jennette: well.....im not really sure what the knif.e was about or why he had it, that's pretty surprising to me too, but i'm sure it wasn't for harmful reasons, he probably had it for emphasizing his point and i don't think he was going to actually stab u with it, ur his one and only daughter that he loves dearly -u-
Jonathon: eheheheh well.....let's not go that far......sir.... ^-^'
Jennette: if he was that different than how he usually is, then perhaps he wasn't really ur dad >uO afterall, he is on supposed on a short vacation right now
Willow: Really? But he looks just like my daddy...... :o
Soren: *goes to Willow* That's your grandpa. Your dad can't jump between dimensions, can he? Plus he had golden eyes. :T Willow: *thinking* ................... Oh yeah......... :o
Jennette: the other grandpa? who's the other grandpa? :/ and yeah, he is pretty scary, but living in fear won't help, so u just gotta push through -u- Calzer and Cally: *come down* Jonathon: *comes in the room* hey.....breakfast is ready everyone! :p Calzer: i'll just take a juice, i'm not really hungry -u- *peaks in the kitchen* wait....why r u just now telling everyone that breakfast is done, Carlos and Carlita are already done their meals and practically finish the pop-tart too? >.> ur pretty late with the breakfast call...... :/ Jonathon: because.....i was about to deliver the message, but then i got......distracted....... ^-^'
Jennette: alright, well it's in the kitchen *leads them to the kitchen* ^-^ Jonathon: u can all help urself to what's on the table -u- Cally: just make sure u clean up everything Jonathon: i will, i know u like a clean house
Jonathon: he does? well i shuldn't change any routines *fixes Ivory and Willow's plates* here u go darlings, a plate of golden scrambled eggs with 3 crispy bacon strips, a slice of well done edible toast with a side of jam and *gives them both a bottle of apple juice* all natural juice from the apples of above, enjoy -u- just call me over if u need anything Calzer: neeever be a waiter, that was um.....a pretty poor performance ^-^' Jonathon: i know, but who cares right? Calzer: *shrugs* Calzer Cally and Jennette: *fix their platesnand eat
Willow and Ivory: Thank you. *start eating* Soren: *fgets some juice* Hmm....... The stuff from Cypi's trees taste better. -p- Willow: That's because they're special trees, grandpa! Soren: Still. >:T
Jonathon: ur welcome and thx for teaching how to cook Calzer, i know i say it everytime i make a meal, but i'm really grateful for ur lessons :p Calzer: no problem -u- Jonathon: does everyone like their breakfast? Carlos and Carlita, i know u did *eats a piece of bacon* Carlos: it's super delishy :p Carlita: yeah! ^w^
MOTHER 3 IS COMING TO AMERICA!! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!! I'VE WAITED FOR SO LONG!! AFTER SO MANY YEARS, IT'S HAPPENING!! >u<
I thought it would never happen in my lifetime, but it's finally happening. At least I think it's happening. They say they're almost done westernizing it.
Jonathon: thx, im glad u enjoy it -u- when breakfast is done, we're gonna get freshened up and ready to begin our day Carlos: i'll guess we'll do that since we're done already :o u can go first Carlita, since u live here c: Carlita: ok ^w^ *goes upstairs*
good night, i have a dentist appointment tommorow but u can come afterwards at like 2ish >uO
Jonathon: until then, we'll do Calzer's daily routines Calzer: wait.....why r they my routines? :/ Jonathon: because it's ur genderbend house and plus, my routines are pretty much just watching TV and playing video games that i made until i either go to work, go to ur house or spend time with Demitrius :p anyway, after getting dressed, he usually picks the freshly grown fruit for the day, then he runs 1O laps around the pool, after that he does yoga, then he goes inside to do complicated math problems and stuff, don't worry, i won't put u guys through the pain of solving math Calzer: but it's fun..... .-. Cally: yeah..... .-. Jonathon: while ur having "fun" we'll be having REAL fun by goofing around Calzer: ok- Cally: -just don't distract us
Jonathon: it's pretty big, it's like say the size of that living room and this dining room combined :T Calzer: i was gonna do some Calculus today, but i'd love to learn ur more advanced math sometime ^u^ Cally: me too >uO
Willow: Daddy said we weren't allowed to teach stuff to other worlds. :U Soren: If they did, I'd have to kill you. *has a sadistic smile on his face* *holds his bloody axe and flicks his tail*
Soren: Because worlds are only allowed to progress at the fixed rate we set for them. If they were to change fate, then you'd have to be erased from history, your entire existence destroyed ever so slowly. Ahahaha......! Willow: Grandpa's scary......... QmQ
The crazy guy just killed me again and he made a good pun off of it. I gotta hand it to him for this one. He used a stun gun on me and said "Hahahaha! Did it SHOCK you? Huh?!"
I admit that I laughed a little
Soren: Aww....... So you don't want to progress? I wanted to erase you slowly though........... :c
Soren: *goes back to his fake voice* Oops.... :o I'm sorry. I totally didn't try to kill you, but unfortunately missed you. Not at all.......... :/ *swishes his tail and twitches his ears*
Calzer: .........anyway, i'm gonna go clean up now while i wait for my turn in the shower ^-^' Jonathon: hey! i already cleaned up! >:T Calzer: u didn't put the jam and leftover eggs away -u- Jonathon: we're still using it :U
Calzer: well...... *puts the jam and leftover eggs away* ...... Jonathon: here's what we're gonna do, how wuld u like to see how video games and movie effects are made? that'll surely pass the time >uO Cally: why not just read or something? :/ Jonathon: im a techno geek, it's what i do -p-
Jonathon: hey, im proud to be a nerd, it's actually pretty fun once u get into it -wO anyway, what wuld u prefer to do then? something destructive? magic-based? requires physical activity?
Well, a lot's going on, but today the world just unleashed a whole bunch of agressive attacks on me to try to kill me. First I almost got hit by a train, then I almost got hit by a car, then I almost burned to death in a fire, then the rain soaked me, then freezing air combined with the rain almost froze me to death, then I had trouble breathing because of the smoke in my lungs while running, then I fell down a manhole, but got saved, then a lamp post almost fell on me, then lightning almost striked me, and now I might get caught in an explosion in the science lab in an effort to escape from the rain and lightning. Also, the crazy guy might snap and murder me at any moment. He's trying to help me live, but his split personality is trying to kill me
Not really, but the crazy guy, his route has 7 bad endings compared to everyone else's 3 or 2 bad ones. It's easy to get yourself killed here because you're not supposed to be alive in this world
wow....that's a lot to happen all in one day Jonathon: alright, let's g- Cally: u better not destroy anything! this is my house >:U Jonathon: pssh! we won't, we're gonna go to an open area Jennette: wait.....they don't have their magic though :o Jonathon: hmm....i know! i'll use mine and uhh....i'll figure something out :T c'mon! *goes outside to the front yard* Jennette: *follows* Jonathon: since we haven't showered yet, we dont have to worry about getting dir.ty -p- i can't go completely destructive because we're in a neighborhood full of neighbors and property that's expensive to replace, we need to be cautious and respectful, so let's keep it in the yard *electrifies the fence* Jennette: oh i get it, we're gonna watch things disentigrate on the fence and use ur powers and science to makes them explode and such when they they touch the fence Jonathon: yeah, it's good practice and it's safe -u-
Jonathon: hold on, i didn't show u the cool part yet, *picks up a quarter and an empty bottle of soda, pours the little bit of soda left innthe bottle onto the quarter and gives it to Ivory* just throw this quarter at the fence and watch what happens -u-
I just got another bad death. First I died in another explosion and then in another death I got crushed to death by a car, a truck, a pillar, and other stuff while walking to work
Jonathon: well i see this doesn't amuse u the way it does for me......so in return i give u permission to beat me up like the nerd that i am? -u- Jennette: why wuld u give him permission to- >.> Jonathon: because i pretty much just wasted his time with a false sense of destruction, so im making up for it by letting him take his anger out on me :T it's always good to release it on who or what ur mad at, than to hold it in :/ Jennette: good luck with that, but u do realize the fence is still electried right? >.> Jonathon: oh......right......if i ran into that, it wuld really be painful...... .-.
Jonathon: whoa.....! *falls to the ground* ack! i was caught off guard! ^-^' Jennette: doesn't that hurt? Jonathon: yeah, a little.....but i can handle it, im a man! *covers his face* >pO
I guess I like things with crazy characters. Amnesia's really good. That reminds me that I need to finish getting all the achievements for Long Live the Queen. I completely forgot about that. :T
Jonathon: yeah, i actually culd.....get arrested if i fought back because ur a child and in this world that wuld be considered abuse ^-^' Jennette: well there's no one around and my neighbors'll probably think it's play fighting anyway since im not intervening and u both seem to be having fun :T Jonathon: oh right *lightly hits Ivory back a few times* Jennette: this is pretty interesting to watch :T
I'll be blunt, it sounds hot when he's talking crazy. His tone of voice was so nice sounding
Ivory: Ow! >:T STOP IT!! >:U *kicks him* Soren: You'll be getting your powers back soon, kiddies. I sense your dad and brother will be coming in a couple of minutes. :p Willow: Yay! >u< Ivory: Ha! You hear that! I'll kick your butt soon! >:D
Jonathon: that hurt? srry....at least u'll have ur magic back soon Cally: *comes outside* one of u can go shower now :T Carlita: yeah! :D Jennette: i guess i'll go *goes inside* :T
Ivory: Yeah! >:D Ace: *appears with Spade* Willow and Ivory: DADDY! BIG BROTHER!! :D *run up and hug them* You're back! You're back! >u< Spade: We missed you too. -u- Ace: You guys have fun? ^w^ Willow and Ivory: Yes. Sort of. :U
Jonathon: *gets up* oh hey, they were fairly good, and they seemed to have fun even without magic, but then they started missing u, but we made the best of things -u-
Jonathon: well, i think it's a lot of responsibility, even more than i thought, and i actually learned some things, but i think i can handle it, however, Demitrius kind of left me hanging, but she said she'll go along with whatever decision i make :T
Spade: Well alright then. I wish you luck whenever you adopt your children. Young ones are harder to raise than older children. -u- Ivory: Magic magic magic! :U Spade: Wait! >:c Ivory: MAGIC!! DX Spade: I swear........ >.>
Jonathon: really? i thought it way the other way around...... :T anyway, thx -u- Cally: well to be fair, ur only experience is with older kids, Ivory Willow and Carlos are 7 :T Jonathon: oh yeah..... and Sophia was 6 when i actually started being a full time father for her without Calzer's mom's constant help ^-^' i shuld probably i adopt someone in that range then.....
Spade: When they were babies they would cry non-stop. Sure, we were in a war, but they were in the safe zone. Then they constantly had their hands on dangerous stuff......... Raising Ace up from 12 was WAAAY easier...... >.> Ivory: But we're awesome. :U Spade: Sure, whatever. >.>
Jonathon: wow.....and considering i have zero experience with babies, i'll take ur word for it -u- Cally: no experience? so ur saying u never babysat ur sister? O.o Jonathon: nope, i had school and work and stuff :T
Jonathon: yeah. babies are pretty cute -w- anyway the 3 of us didn't shower yet, we're actually waiting for our turn now, Jennette shuld be almost done, but since ur here, i suppose they can do that at home :T
Spade: Yeah, I'll give them their bath at home. Say thank you kids. -u- Willow and Ivory: Thank you for taking care of us, mister. We had fun. :3 Ace: See you guys around. >u0 *disappears with everyone* Soren: I'm staying here forever. You can't kick me out. >:3
Jonathon: well i mean......u can stay if u want, anyone's welcome :T Cally: i'll go see if Jennette's done *goes inside* *comes back out* Jennette's done, she's just doing her hair and nails now :T Jonathon: alright, i'll see u later Soren *goes inside* Cally: ...so....do u wanna run laps with me and Calzer out back? :T Carlita: noooooo! >O< *runs inside* Cally: i wasn't even talking to her...... :/
Cally: *goes inside* Calzer: i already picked and sorted ur fruit, now r u ready to run? Cally: yeah ^w^ *they go out back and run laps around the pool* Cally: hey! why r u slightly faster than me?! >:U Calzer: idk, maybe cuz im slightly lighter i guess? :/ i mean i have slightly skinnier legs than u, so that culd play a part :T
Spade: Alright, here's your magic back. -u- *gives Willow and Ivory back their magic* Willow and Ivory: YEAH! MAGIC!! XD Spade: No go upstairs and get ready for your bath. -u- Willow and Ivory: *run upstairs* Ace: It's nice to have them back. :3 Spade: Yeah..... It was nice to finally have our own night though. -o-' Ace: You and Heart deserve a break. :p Spade: Of course we do. >.>
Jennette: *goes downstairs and watches TV* Calzer and Cally: *fiercely competing to beat each other in the "race"* >:T
*later, Calzer wins by a small margin*
Cally: i want a redo! >:T Calzer: no redoes, whoever wins is truly the winner -p- anyway, it's yoga time -u- Cally: fine! >.> *takes out some blankets* but im doing the coaching! >:T Calzer: that's fine :T Cally: alright, everyone get into ur positions -w- everyone: *gets in their positions and do yoga* Carlos: im bored! >O< Carlita: me too! >O< Carlos: why the grown-ups gotta do yogurt all the time? >:T Carlita: idk, they're not doin' nothin' but stretching and standin' in stupid weird ways! >:T Calzer: *ahem* we can still hear u
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11 Jan, 2016, 12:12 am
Calzer: yeah, u can do that :T
Carlos: then it won't be a giant cake anymore 8c
Calzer: i think u shuld go get Spade's children first ^-^'
11 Jan, 2016, 12:19 am
GA: Y-yeah...... ^-^' *about to leave*
GS: *comes back in with Willow and Ivory in clean clothes* *sets them down gently*
Ivory: Taking a giant bath is super fun! :D
Willow: We're wearing dolly clothes that daddy made too! I always wanted to wear the pretty doll dresses! >u<
Spade: *eyes go back to normal* Oh, children....... -w- *hugs them*
GA: So glad that's sorted out......... ^-^''
11 Jan, 2016, 12:21 am
Carlos: wow! i want a giant bath! :D
11 Jan, 2016, 12:27 am
GS: Then ask our Calzer to give you one. >.>
Spade: You don't really need one though. You weren't swimming in icing.
Ace: Don't give him any ideas. :U
11 Jan, 2016, 12:32 am
Carlos: ok! *about to jump in the icing* :D
Calzer: *stops him* dont even think about it
Carlos: awww...... :c
11 Jan, 2016, 12:40 am
Ivory: He should get a giant bath too! It's fun! You can surf and swim and stuffs! :D
Willow: And using water magic is fun. :3
Ivory: We played boats too! >u<
11 Jan, 2016, 12:47 am
Carlos: wow! that sounds fun! plz dad? plz plz pleaaaaase?! >w<
Calzer: u've never been this excited to take a bath before......but sure, later on, we can go to giant Calzer and have him give u a giant bath *looks at giant Calzer* how do u feel about that?
GCalzer: i dont mind -u-
Carlos: yaaaaaay!! :D
11 Jan, 2016, 12:51 am
YA: Sounds like fun........ :o
GS: Want me to-
YA: NO, I DON'T NEED YOU!! >:U
GS: Fine, you're old enough to not need any help anyway. >.>
11 Jan, 2016, 12:52 am
Carlos: cmon, let's go, let's go, let's go let's go, let's go! >w<
Calzer: at least ur not focused on the cake anymore......
11 Jan, 2016, 12:58 am
GA: I'll go upstairs to set the bath. -u- *leaves*
Ace: Yeah, and we won't make himself sick again. :3
11 Jan, 2016, 1:03 am
Carlos: yay! im getting a giant bath! >w<
Calzer: i think the one he's running is for Ace
Carlos: oh :c
Calzer: don't worry, u'll get ur turn
Carlos: yay! :D
11 Jan, 2016, 1:06 am
GS: Nah, it's for you. He'll be back soon. -u-
11 Jan, 2016, 1:13 am
Carlos: oh, yaaaaay! :D *jumps onto giant Calzer, but doesn't quite make it* ahhhh! XO
GCalzer: whoa! *catches him* u can't jump that far sweetie -u-
Carlos: *grabs onto his shirt and hugs him* ^w^
GCarlos: *joins the hug* ^w^
11 Jan, 2016, 1:15 am
GA: *comes back down* Alright, it's ready. I've added bubbles and bath toys too. >u0
11 Jan, 2016, 1:21 am
Carlos: bath toys! yay! >w< cmon giant daddy, take me to the bathtub! :D
GCalzer: it's rare for u to say daddy
GCarlos: i can say daddy too! :U
11 Jan, 2016, 1:22 am
Willow and Ivory: *wave* Bye, have fun! :D
11 Jan, 2016, 1:25 am
Carlos: i will! bye! *waves* :D
GCalzer: *goes upstairs* -u-
GCarlos: *follows* :3
11 Jan, 2016, 1:32 am
GA: So.......... :T
Ivory: I wanna be tall too. :U
GA: You can't be like us though.........
Ivory: Don't crush my dreams........ 8c
GA: Sure, just eat your veggies and drink loads of milk. ^-^'
Ivory: Yay! :D
GS: You're so easy to take advantage of...... >.>
GA: Yeah............ .-.
11 Jan, 2016, 1:37 am
YC: what do we do until they're ready? :o
YJ: we play mess with the Calzer >:3
YC: nooo......i dont like that game! DX
YJ: just kidding >uO
YC: oh, good c:
11 Jan, 2016, 1:40 am
GA: Maybe you can explore. Anything you want to see at your size? :T
11 Jan, 2016, 1:45 am
YC: yeah! i wanna see all the secrets of giant land :D i bet there's stuff right in front of us, that we were too big to see before! >:D
11 Jan, 2016, 1:57 am
GA: Anything in particular ya wanna see? :3
11 Jan, 2016, 1:59 am
YC: let's go to ur yard, im sure there's a lot of cool things in there :p
12 Jan, 2016, 1:07 am
GA: Fine then. :3 *takes everyone to the garden* Umm...... Should I put you on the ground, a plant, or the tea table? :/
12 Jan, 2016, 1:10 am
YC: the ground wuld be fine :T
12 Jan, 2016, 1:22 am
GA: *puts them on the ground* *sits down carefully* Careful down here. :o
Ivory: Wow, it's like a jungle! :D
Willow: Super cool! >u<
Spade: I feel uncomfortable........
12 Jan, 2016, 1:27 am
YC: now we hunt through the jungle :p
YJ: we wont get attacked or anything right?
YC: of course not! it's not like there's any bears around :3
YJ: with our size, anything can be considered a bear
12 Jan, 2016, 1:30 am
GA: Well....... Spade's garden attracts a lot of bugs and small animals. Then there's Ever..........
12 Jan, 2016, 1:34 am
YJ: i dont wanna be eaten! DX
YC: don't worry, i know how to survive in a jungle, cmon, follow me! *starts walking* ^w^
everyone: *follows*
12 Jan, 2016, 1:45 am
Everyone: *follows*
GA: *carefully crawls on the ground after them*
Spade: Have you ever even been in a jungle before? I doubt you have experience. >.>
12 Jan, 2016, 1:47 am
YC: nope, but i've been camping and wandered off to where i wasn't supposed to :3
12 Jan, 2016, 1:59 am
Spade: THAT DOESN'T COUNT! YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN ANY REAL DANGER IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!! >:U
12 Jan, 2016, 2:05 am
YC: that doesn't count? oh well *keeps walking* :T
YJ: i don't think u shuld be leading.....
YC: what's the worse that can happen? :D
YJ: let's see, idk, WE GET KIL.LED! >:U
YC: u worry too much, we'll be fine :T maybe we'll see a giant grasshopper and he'll give us a ride! :p
12 Jan, 2016, 2:10 am
Spade: This is the real world. That won't happen. >.>
*a bird lands in front of them*
Willow and Ivory: AAAAAAH!! DX
Ace: Ah........ O.O'
12 Jan, 2016, 2:12 am
YC: hi bird! *pets the bird* wanna give us a ride? c:
12 Jan, 2016, 2:15 am
Bird: *about to peck young Calzer*
GA: Shoo! >:T *scares the bird away* Be careful! Stop being such a kid! >o<
12 Jan, 2016, 2:21 am
YC: thx :T *continues walking*
YJ: everything here is a dea.th trap! u culd've di.ed!
YC: but i didnt, now did i? -p-
YJ: u just got lucky
YC: well we have giant Ace here to protect us too :T
13 Jan, 2016, 1:06 am
Spade: If he wasn't there you would've died! Stop being so careless! >:c
13 Jan, 2016, 1:17 am
YC: i wuld've moved :T
YJ: sure u wuld've >.>
YC: besides, there's future me right there! that means im gonna live :D
Calzer: that doesn't mean to not value ur life, ur fate can change at any moment! ....especially when ur not in ur own time period.....
YC: well.....anyway, let's continue! *walks around and examines some plants* which of these can pass as a tree?
YJ: that wuld be the tree
YC: not a real tree! one that seems like a tree from our point of view :3
13 Jan, 2016, 1:41 am
Spade: If you were to get killed right now, your future self would die too. In fact, if you keep being irresponsible, you could be the own cause of your future death. You would be indirectly murdered by your past self. >.>
13 Jan, 2016, 1:46 am
YC: i dont wanna be a mur.derer! especially not to u Mr. Calzer QmQ
Calzer: then start being more careful -u-
YC: .........ok........ .-. ladybugs are harmless right? so let's go find one of them :T
13 Jan, 2016, 1:49 am
Spade: Nothing is harmless at this size. Do you see how small we are? >:T
13 Jan, 2016, 1:52 am
YC: but i thought they were herbivores :o
YJ: we culd be mistaken for a plant
YC: what can we do then? :/
13 Jan, 2016, 2:06 am
Spade: It still might attack us thinking that we're in its territory. >:T
13 Jan, 2016, 2:09 am
YC: oh, well i guess we can go back inside then :/
13 Jan, 2016, 2:14 am
Spade: That's a great idea. -w-
Willow and Ivory: Awwww............ :c
GA: Okay then. :T *takes them back inside* *places them on the table*
13 Jan, 2016, 2:16 am
YC: now we'll be safe :3 giant me shuld be coming back soon :T
14 Jan, 2016, 11:07 pm
Ivory: Giant baths are the best. :U
14 Jan, 2016, 11:32 pm
YC: yeah, cuz it's like ur swimming in a big pool right? :T
GCalzer: *comes back* *sets Carlos down* srry i took so long, ur Carlos didn't take very long, but my Carlos wanted me to wash him too, so i did
Calzer: thx -u-
Carlos: the twins was right, giant baths ARE fun! im all freshy :3
GCarlos: me too :T
YC: cool! can i get one too?
GCalzer: no >.>
YC: awwww..... :c
14 Jan, 2016, 11:37 pm
Ivory: Yeah. It's like the ocean too! :3
Willow: I wanna take giant baths all the time! >u<
Spade: Well you can't >.>
Willow and Ivory: Awwww......... :c
GS: *chuckles* They can come every once in a while. I don't mind. -u-
Willow and Ivory: Yaaaay! :D
Ivory: Giant daddy said it was okay so his okay overrides your no! >:D
Willow: Yeah! >p<
Spade: *sighs* Kids..... >.>
14 Jan, 2016, 11:50 pm
Carlos: yaaay! we can come back! :D
YC: we didn't do much in the garden, i got scared .-.
Carlos: u got scared?! :O but ur not s'posed to get scared! >:T
YC: that's what i thought, but Spade and giant Ace and older me said i culd di.e despite the fact that im right there *points to Calzer* and then when that happens he'd di.e too :T
Carlos: ohh.......
14 Jan, 2016, 11:55 pm
GS: Well of course you could get killed out there! You're so small! >:T
Ace: So, you guys ready to go yet? Or you wanna head to another dimension? :3
15 Jan, 2016, 12:00 am
Calzer: we can go n-
Carlos and YC: let's go to another dimension! :U
15 Jan, 2016, 12:02 am
Ace: What kind of dimension. :3
15 Jan, 2016, 12:11 am
Carlos: idk :T
YC: how about one where Jonathon has a girl of his own :3
Jonathon: *ahem* *hints to Demitrius* >.>
YC: oh yeah...... :/ well......hmm...... :T
15 Jan, 2016, 12:21 am
Ace: Think about it. It can be anything you want. A dimension where everyone is mermaids, unicorns......... Anything you can think of. :3
15 Jan, 2016, 12:24 am
YC: mermaids....? unicorns....? wow! let's go to the unicorn one 8o
Carlos: but those are for girls :T
YC: then we can go to the mermaids then :T
15 Jan, 2016, 12:45 am
Ace: Okay. Bye. :3
GA and GS: Bye. -u-
Ace: *teleports them to a mermaid dimension*
YA: Let's go find Merathon and tease him. >:3
Ace: Don't be mean. :c
15 Jan, 2016, 12:54 am
YC: wooooow! look at this! 8D
Carlos: yeah! >w<
YC: anyway, let's go find him! *runs off*
everyone: *follows*
YC: found him :3 hi Jonathon! :D
Mermaid Jonathon: oh hey Ca- *sees him* huh? legs? Calzer, u know ur weird right? :/
YC: yes! ^w^
Carlos: am i there? :U
15 Jan, 2016, 12:57 am
Ace: I don't which time period this is, so maybe? :/
Willow: Our mermaids speak a different language. :T
15 Jan, 2016, 1:08 am
Carlos: they do? 8o anyway, im gonna go say hi to him and see, hi grandpa! >O<
MJ: hi.......kid.... :T
Carlos: don't u know who i am? >:U
MJ: a creepy little boy?
Carlos: no! im ur grandson! >O<
MJ: i have a grandson?! and he has legs?! onO what am i married to Calzer? >:T
YC: i wish :T
Carlos: well that answers that question :T
15 Jan, 2016, 1:19 am
Ivory: Legs are cool. :U
YA: *pulling mermaid Jonathon's tail* >:3
15 Jan, 2016, 1:26 am
MJ: plz stop, i know my tail must be fascinating to u, like ur legs are fascinating to me, but my tail is very delicate, like im sure ur legs are >.>
YC: *pokes him* :T
MJ: why r u poking me, 2 legged Calzer? :/
YC: *shrugs* ^w^
15 Jan, 2016, 1:27 am
YA: My legs are not delicate. I'm super strong. >:T AND I'M TRYING TO BULLY YOU!! >:U
15 Jan, 2016, 1:29 am
MJ: why do u wanna bully me? what did i ever do to u?! >:U
15 Jan, 2016, 1:32 am
YA: Everything. >:T
Ace: Please ignore him...... ^-^'
15 Jan, 2016, 1:34 am
MJ: *looks at Ace* what? is he ur son or something? :T
15 Jan, 2016, 1:36 am
Ace: N-no....... .-.
YA: That sissy's not my father! >:U
YS: I am, unfortunately. >.>
YA: He loves me. :3
15 Jan, 2016, 1:43 am
MJ: oh, im srry, it's just the two of u look exactly alike *to Spade* so r they brothers? :T
YC: they're the same person! :D just from different timelines......! 8o
MJ: .......ok :T
15 Jan, 2016, 1:44 am
Ace: Yes, I'm his future self. I used to be such an idiot....... ._.
YA: You're the idiot! >:U
15 Jan, 2016, 1:58 am
MJ: i see.....well....is there anything u "legged" ppl wanna see? .-.
Carlos: i wanna see me as a mermaid! >O<
MJ: but.....i dont know u..... .-.
Carlos: then can i see my dad? :T
MJ: ur dad? :/
YC: me! :D well....him....*points to Calzer* who's me from the future :T
MJ: well.....he's right there :/
Carlos: no! i wanna see mermaid dad! >O<
MJ: oh, idk where he is :/
Mermaid Calzer: im right here! did somebody call? >uO
MJ: where'd u come from?
MC: that doesn't matter! :T hi leg ppl! what's it like to have legs! :D
Carlos: it's great! :3
15 Jan, 2016, 10:32 pm
Ace: You're probably not even born yet.......... :/
15 Jan, 2016, 11:22 pm
Carlos: i might be born..... :o
MC: well of course ur born, ur right there :3
Carlos: huh? oh, i mean in this time period .-.
MC: this time period? :T
Carlos: yeah, im from the future and ur gonna have a little boy that looks just like me and ur gonna name him Carlos! :p
MC: oh boy! i've always wanted kids! ^w^
MJ: but ur not responsible enough to have kids.... :/
MC: meh, it can't be that hard :T
YC: *playing with mermaid Calzer's hair* ur hair's longer than mine :p
MC: cuz it's constantly wet ^w^
16 Jan, 2016, 12:30 am
Spade: Having kids is super hard. >.>
Ace: Even if you were born you couldn't see yourself anyway....... :/
16 Jan, 2016, 12:51 am
Carlos: oh yeah....cuz he didnt adopt me yet :T
16 Jan, 2016, 12:59 am
Ace: How old are you anyway? If this was when you were born you would only be a couple of days or months old. Maybe even with foster parents.
16 Jan, 2016, 1:13 am
Carlos: im 7 and a half :T
MC: really? i thought u were younger than that, like 5 or something :T
Carlos: no! im not a baby! >:T
MC: how old is the older me with legs? :T
Carlos: idk! :T
Calzer: im 42
MC: haha! so i'll be getting pregnant soon >uO
Calzer: no! what?! ur not even a woman! O.O
MC: i know, i was kidding, but i guess that wasn't a very funny joke :T
MJ: not at all >.>
16 Jan, 2016, 1:28 am
Ace: You're not even born yet. You can't see yourself now.
16 Jan, 2016, 1:29 am
Carlos: aww.... well at least i get to see my mermaid dad :T
16 Jan, 2016, 1:35 am
Ace: Wanna see another dimension now?
16 Jan, 2016, 1:37 am
Carlos: yes!
YC: we can see the unicorns now :D
Carlos: why u like unicorns so much? :/
YC: cuz they're all cute and as.sociated with rainbows! ^w^
16 Jan, 2016, 1:40 am
Spade: Unicorns are mean and deadly creatures. >.>
Ace: Let's go! ^w^ *takes them to a unicorn dimension*
16 Jan, 2016, 1:44 am
YC: they are? well i'll be gentle then :T anyway, where's the unicorn ppl? :p
16 Jan, 2016, 1:47 am
Ace: I don't know, where would unicorn you be at? :T
16 Jan, 2016, 1:50 am
YC: idk, maybe eating apples or something :T let's go find a meadow *runs off* :3
16 Jan, 2016, 1:58 am
Everyone: *follows*
Spade: Try to be quiet. They're very timid even though they're tough. Make too much noise and they'll flee.
16 Jan, 2016, 2:05 am
YC: oh, ok *starts tiptoeing* *gasp* i see one i think he's me 8o
*an orange unicorn is eating some fruit*
16 Jan, 2016, 2:13 am
Spade: *whispers* I don't see why you like unicorns so much. They're not interesting. >.>
16 Jan, 2016, 2:18 am
YC: *whispers* because they're really pretty :p *approaches the unicorn* hi......don't be alarmed......*picks up an apple* i like apples too....... c:
16 Jan, 2016, 2:19 am
YA: *throws a rock at it* >:3
Spade: Hey! >:c
16 Jan, 2016, 2:26 am
Unicorn: *looks up* *backs away* O.O
YC: hey...... why'd u do that? :c *whispers* wait Mr. Unicorn...... come back...... 8o
23 Jan, 2016, 12:00 am
YA: Ha ha ha! >:D
Ace: I'm so mean...... .-.
23 Jan, 2016, 12:12 am
YC: don't worry......im friendly, i'd never hurt u......*approaches the unicorn with an apple*
Unicorn: *runs*
YC: *chases after the unicorn* NO! COME BACK! I'M NOT GONNA HURT U! >O<
YJ: Calzer, what are u doing? ur gonna hurt urself! *grabs him* O.O
YC: but......unicorns....... 8c
YJ: it's gone now Calzer, maybe u'll see another one.....
YC: maybe........*looks around for another unicorn*
23 Jan, 2016, 12:26 am
Spade: Maybe we should just go to another dimension..... You might struggle befriending one here. You can see mine if you want to. -u-
23 Jan, 2016, 12:29 am
YC: yaaaaay! let's do that! >w<
23 Jan, 2016, 12:38 am
Spade: *sighs* Meaning you want to see my unicorn first, right? >.>
23 Jan, 2016, 12:39 am
YC: yeah! u have a unicorn! i wanna see him! QwQ
23 Jan, 2016, 12:59 am
Spade: Let's go Ace....... Take us to my palace....... >.>
Ace: Right. :T *teleports everyone back to their dimension to the Forest Palace*
Spade: We have to go to the Forbidden Forest to see him though.
Ace: I could've teleported us there then! >:U
Spade: It's safer to walk. -u-
23 Jan, 2016, 1:02 am
Carlos: how's it safer to walk? culdn't we get attacked by domething by walking? :/
YC: what's ur unicorn's name? 83
23 Jan, 2016, 1:12 am
Spade: Yes we could, but if we teleported we would get magical interferences and end up somewhere way worse with no magic to boot. It's better to walk and be able to defend ourselves. Also, his name is Florian. -w-
23 Jan, 2016, 1:14 am
Carlos: ohhhhh....... :o
YC: wow! what a cute name! ^w^
23 Jan, 2016, 1:25 am
Spade: Just don't say that around him. He doesn't like being called cute. *leads everyone through the forest*
Everyone: *follows*
Spade: Florian! Come out, Florian!
Ace: Why does your unicorn hang out in such a dangerous place? :o
Spade: Because he's a rebel. And I'm being completely serious here. He's like a teenager. It's annoying. He told me he's too cool to hang out in a lame sissy place like this and fled to the forest. >.>
Ace: Wow..... :/
Spade: Sometimes it's awful being able to understand animals.
23 Jan, 2016, 1:30 am
YC: wow.....really? :o
YJ: i hate teenagers so much....
Sophia: hey! *punches him* >:T
YT: so inconsiderate >.>
YJ: ow..... -n-
23 Jan, 2016, 1:40 am
Spade: That's why people hate teenagers. You're not helping your case. >.>
Ace: He's right.....
Spade: Florian! Come on! >o<
*distant galloping can be heard along with the fluttering of wings*
Spade: *mutters* He's playing with me...... >:T
23 Jan, 2016, 1:48 am
Sophia: well.....it was still hurtful..... .-.
YC: cool! can i play too? :3
YJ: it's not that kind of playing u idiot! >:T
YC: well im sure Florian's a nice guy :3
23 Jan, 2016, 1:59 am
Spade: No, not really. He's an awful person-err, unicorn.
*whinning can be heard in the distance*
Spade: Grrr......... FLORIAN, GET THE H*** OUT HERE BEFORE I KICK YOUR A** AND BURN THIS F****** PLACE TO THE GROUND! >:U
Ace: Spade! There are children present! >:T *points to Willow, Ivory, and Carlos*
Spade: I don't really care right now. Just erase that out of their minds. I'm going to murder this unicorn. >.>
Ace: *erases the bad things Spade just said from their minds*
Ivory: What happened? @-@
Ace: Nothing. -w-
23 Jan, 2016, 2:02 am
YC: maybe he's just misunderstood :3
Carlos: idk what happened, im just as lost as u are :T
23 Jan, 2016, 2:24 am
Spade: That d*** thing isn't misunderstood. >:T
Ace: Try calling for him calmly one more time. :U
Spade: *takes a deep breath* Fine...... Here I go........ -.- Florian! Please come out! >o<
*a unicorn flies down and lands in front of everyone*
Ace: See? :3
Spade: *mutters* Stupid thing...... >.>
Florian: *stomps his hoof* *snorts* >:T *is white and has a light green mane and a tail. He has blue eyes*
Spade: SHUT UP! >:U
23 Jan, 2016, 2:27 am
YC: awww.....hi Florian, im Calzer how r u? :3
23 Jan, 2016, 2:34 am
Florian: >:U *bites his hair*
23 Jan, 2016, 2:42 am
YC: heeeeey.......that's my hair...... do u like has it tastes? :o it has apple cinnamon conditioner :T
YJ: really? no "oh my gosh ur eating my hair!"? or "ow! stop it! i put a lot of effort into this!"? ur seriously just gonna ask him if he likes how ur hair tastes? :/
YC: yep :p
YJ: .......ur so weird......
YC: i know :3
23 Jan, 2016, 2:53 am
Spade: Stop being nice to him! He's a jerk! >:C
Florian: *leaves Calzer's hair alone* >.>
23 Jan, 2016, 2:57 am
YC: i like being nice c:
YJ: which is why u get taken advantage of so much, that's why im not nice >.>
YC: yeah....... .-.
23 Jan, 2016, 2:58 am
Spade: Anyway, do you want to ride him or anything? He likes showing off, so I can get him calm enough to fly you around. -u-
23 Jan, 2016, 2:59 am
YC: yes! i wuld love a ride! :D
23 Jan, 2016, 3:02 am
good night
23 Jan, 2016, 3:03 am
Good night
24 Jan, 2016, 12:49 am
Spade: *talking to Florian in a low voice*
Florian: *calms down*
Spade: Would you like me to help you on his back?
24 Jan, 2016, 12:50 am
YC: no, unless there's a certain way i shuld, then u can tell me that :T
24 Jan, 2016, 12:52 am
im finally continuing the Jonathon book and i just added a big list of content warnings because i just got finished hus suic.ide attempts and then i thought, "hmm....there.s other graphic stuff in here too, some ppl can't take this type of content, i'd better warn them before i seriously scar someone for life" :T
24 Jan, 2016, 12:54 am
cuz i know sometimes ppl like to sneak a peak at my character books :T
24 Jan, 2016, 1:19 am
Spade: No. Just becareful how you get on. He's very particular about how you ride him.
Florian: *standing tall and gracefully* -w-
Spade: I swear, you're the smugest thing ever. >.>
24 Jan, 2016, 1:20 am
That's a good idea. Some people try to attempt suicide after seeing it.
24 Jan, 2016, 1:22 am
YC: ok *gets on Florian* :3
wow....really? :O
24 Jan, 2016, 1:28 am
Yeah, if they're having a really bad day that could make them decide that today's the day they finally do it.
Florian: *kicks around a little*
Spade: Easy boy......... *petting him*
Florian: *calms down* *does a slow trot*
24 Jan, 2016, 1:31 am
wow...... :/
YC: yaaaaay! c:
24 Jan, 2016, 1:44 am
Florian: *whinies angrily* >:U *throws younger Calzer off his back*
Spade: *catches him* Don't make any loud sounds. That means no "yay"s. He hates noise.
24 Jan, 2016, 1:46 am
YC: ok, thx for catching me, that was fun :3
24 Jan, 2016, 1:48 am
Spade: How was that fun? You barely did anything. >.>
24 Jan, 2016, 1:49 am
YC: flying off of his back gave me a thrill :D
24 Jan, 2016, 1:50 am
Spade: You could have died if I didn't catch you.......
24 Jan, 2016, 1:52 am
YC: really? i didn't know that! :o
24 Jan, 2016, 1:54 am
Spade: Yeah, he could've kicked your head in. :/
24 Jan, 2016, 1:56 am
YC: wow......well thx for saving me ^w^
24 Jan, 2016, 1:58 am
Spade: You're welcome.
Ace: So, what should we do next? :T
24 Jan, 2016, 2:00 am
YC: idk, there's so many options! >w<
YJ: we've been away from our own time for quite a while, we're not in danger or anything are we? :/
24 Jan, 2016, 2:03 am
Ace: No. I can take you all back if you want though. :3
24 Jan, 2016, 2:08 am
YJ: sure, let's go b-
YC: no! i wanna hang out with my son! *hugs Carlos* >O<
Carlos: *hugs back* i like all ur hugs long-haired dad ^w^
24 Jan, 2016, 2:13 am
Ace: Umm..... Alright then....... .-.
Spade: So what are we doing then?
24 Jan, 2016, 2:21 am
YC: *picks up Carlos* we can go see some more really cool dimensions, like other alternate ones and-
YJ: u know, we can do that in our own time :/
YC: but i like Carlos and all the future ppl :p
YJ: and they'll cease to exist if we stay in the future -u-
YC: *gasp* :o
YJ: then it's settled, we're going back home :p
YC: u tricked me! >O<
YJ: i know, that's the best part >uO
Carlos: i'll miss u long-haired dad :o
24 Jan, 2016, 2:27 am
Ace: Why don't you give him one last hug and I'll take them back to their own time. :T
YA: I can do that! I'm right here! >:U
Ace: Fine, you do it. I don't care. >.>
YA: Nyeh! >p<
YS: I can't wait till you're like him....... -.-'
24 Jan, 2016, 2:37 am
YC: ok *hugs Carlos* bye future son, *hugs Calzer* bye Mr. Calzer! ^w^ *hugs Jonathon* bye grandpa Jonathon! ^w^
Jonathon: im not YOUR grandpa >.>
YC: i know, but Carlos calls u that :T *hugs Demitrius* bye Demi *hugs Tydey and Blewy* bye Ty and Blue *hugs Reddy* bye Reddy *hugs Ace* bye responsible Ace *hugs Spade* bye nicer Spade with longer hair *hugs Ivory and Willow* bye Spade's twins Ivory and Willow ^w^ *hugs Calzer* bye Mr. Calzer
Calzer: oh, Calzer, u hugged me already ^-^
YC: well ur me and i love hugs :T
24 Jan, 2016, 2:50 am
YS: I'M PLENTY NICE!! >:U
Spade: Bye. -u- *touches his hair* Ugh, can't wait until it's winter so it's short again......... >.>
YA: *teleports everyone back to their rightful time*
Ace: That was nice. :T
Spade: Not really. >.>
Ace: Well......
24 Jan, 2016, 2:55 am
Jonathon: well that's settled, but now what?
Carlos: can we visit more worlds like long-haired dad said? :T
24 Jan, 2016, 2:59 am
Ace: If you want. What kind of world do you have in mind? :T
24 Jan, 2016, 3:05 am
Carlos: idk, what kinda world is there? he said something about alternive worlds, what's that? :T
Calzer: when u go to another world with the same ppl in it, but those ppl are either different physically, mentally or both -u- the place with the mermaids was an alternate world
Carlos: ohhhh......well is there one where im bigger? :p not the giant size, but bigger, like grandpa's size
Jonathon: im pretty sure there isn't, ur only a child, u can't possibly be this tall at ur age! maybe when ur older
Carlos: i can be a tall kid! u just watch! >:T
24 Jan, 2016, 3:15 am
Ace: It's called growing up. Just wait. I was a short kid. You saw that past me was the same size as you guys. I was 12. Now look how tall I am! ^w^ Just try to think of somethin else. :T
24 Jan, 2016, 3:23 am
Carlos: what about one where im.......a girl :/ i wanna see how pretty i look :p
Calzer: hmm.....i wonder how Cally's doing :T
Carlos: who's that? :/
Calzer: female me
Carlos: wow! she can be my mom! :D
24 Jan, 2016, 3:29 am
Ace: Let's go to that dimension then. :T *teleports everyone to the genderbent dimension*
24 Jan, 2016, 3:40 am
Carlos: so where's girly me? :D
Calzer: probably home, let's go, since she's the same person as me and we have the same house, i theoretically have keys to her house, but im gonna knock, because i'm polite *walks down the street and knocks on the door*
Cally: *answers*
Calzer: whoa.....who are u? O.O
Cally: *has really long hair and looks kinda like Corline* i was gonna ask u the same thing..... O.O
Calzer: ......Cally? wow! u actually look like a girl, i didn't even recognize u......^-^'
Cally: and u actually look like a boy, what a surprise :o anyway, dont be alarmed, my hair isn't at an abnormal growth rate, these are extensions, but it is still longer than when u last saw me :T
Carlos: where's me?! :U
Cally: u mean my daughter? she's in her room :T
Carlos: i wanna go see her! :D
Cally: ok, but we have to greet each first ^-^
24 Jan, 2016, 5:40 pm
Willow: I wanna see a girly daddy. :U
Spade: I don't. >.>
Soren: *appears* *pinches Spade's cheek* But she's so cute. :3
Spade: GET OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID FOX!! >:U
Soren: *hides behind Ace* Wow, so scary! >u<
Ace: ...............
24 Jan, 2016, 11:16 pm
Calzer: u look just my mom
Cally: and u look just like my dad! >uO
Calzer and Cally: weird......
Cally: well, all of u can come in, *looks at Ivory Willow Demitrius and Reddy* idk all of ur proper names, but i know ur genderbends, he's Redina
Reddy: Redina? what a great name! :D
Cally: she's Demitri
Demitrius: -us add an "us" to that
Cally: and u twins are Spade's children, ur female Asher, and ur boy Ivory :T but what are ur actual names? -u-
Reddy: Reddy :T
Carlos: i wanna see me! :c
Cally: u can in a sec
24 Jan, 2016, 11:42 pm
Willow: I told you Ivory was a girly name! >:D
Ivory: AAAAAAH!! DX
Spade: I think it's perfectly fine for any gender. It's just a name. -u-
Ivory: I'm changing my name. >:T
Willow: My name is Willow, ma'am. :3
24 Jan, 2016, 11:55 pm
Cally: ok, that's a nice name ^w^ im Cally -u- *to Carlos* u wanna see Carlita now right?
Carlos: whoa.....that's her name? 8o
Cally: Carlita! we have company! >O<
Carlita: *yells down* BUT I'M NOT DONE PLAYING YET! >O<
Cally: she'll be down soon
Carlita: *comes down with a doll thst looks like her in her hand* *she has very curly long brown hair* hey! who're these ppl?! :U
Cally: some old friends -u-
Carlos: wow! i can't believe i'm a girl! >w<
Carlita: ..........
25 Jan, 2016, 12:04 am
Willow: I have the prettiestest name. :U
Ivory: Ha! You're a girl! >:D
Spade: He wanted to see himself as a girl.......
25 Jan, 2016, 12:12 am
Carlita: really? what's ur pretty name? :o
Cally: all of these ppl are boy and girl versions of ppl we know
Carlita: oh cool, where's boy me? :3
Carlos: right here! :D do u like video games too? 83
Carlita: of course, but i also like dolls, do u? :T
Carlos: no! dolls are too girly! >O<
Carlita: well im a girl, what'd u espect? >:c
25 Jan, 2016, 12:17 am
Ace: Not all girls like dolls though. Grey never liked dolls. She's the best wife. :T
Spade: I can't believe you're having a baby soon........ You're still a baby yourself........ QmQ
Ace: Yeah, well....... ^-^'
Willow: My name is Willow. Super pretty, right? :3
25 Jan, 2016, 12:30 am
Carlita: yeah, it's a real nice name! :D *to Ace* really? :o she sounds awesome! :D
Carlos: what else do like? :T
Carlita: toys candy and more candy :p oh and comics too :T
Carlos: me too! >w<
Carlita: we're like twins :D
Carlos: yeah! ^w^
Cally: i remember when we used to be like that Calzer
Calzer: yeah....good times :T ur hair is beautiful, im still not used to it yet.....
Cally: it wasn't beautiful before....?
Calzer: of course it was! it was really neat and shiny before, it's just.......feminine now :/
Cally: ok then :T
25 Jan, 2016, 12:46 am
Ivory: You're falling in love with yourself! Just marry yourself already! >:D
Spade: This is why you have a girl's name. -u-
Ivory: Stop dad!! DX
25 Jan, 2016, 1:02 am
Calzer: im not in love with her.....
Cally: yeah, he's not even into girls :T he doesn't like them in the slightest -u-
Calzer: i suppose that little scene did seem like it though...... .-. and the way u worded that made me sound like a se.xist female hater! i dont hate girls! girls are great ppl! O.O
Cally: srry....i didn't mean to imply.... ^-^'
Calzer: it's ok..... :/
Carlos: so ur name's Carlita?
Carlita: no, it's Carlita!
Carlos: that's what i said :T
Carlita: yeah, but u didn't put emphis on the "r" and "l"! >O<
Carlos: huh? :o?
Carlita: idk, grandma Jennette told me that :T what's ur name?
Carlos: guess, it sounds kinda like urs :3
Carlita: Carl
Carlos: close, u got the first part, think Spanish ^.^
Carlita: umm...... :/
Carlos: oooooossss
Carlita: oh, Carlos! :D
Carlos: yeah! u got it right! ^w^
Carlita: cool :3
25 Jan, 2016, 1:09 am
Ivory: You're still in love with yourself. I don't care what you say. :U
25 Jan, 2016, 1:14 am
Calzer: well yeah, i love myself very much -w- if i didn't, it'd be pretty sad......and painful......
Jonathon: whoa....that was deep.....
25 Jan, 2016, 1:21 am
Ivory: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT, OLD MAN!! >:U
25 Jan, 2016, 1:30 am
Calzer: yeah....i suppose i am pretty old.... -u-
Cally: so what brings u guys here? :T
Calzer: Carlos wanted to see himself as a girl, and then i thought about u and i think u know what happened from there
25 Jan, 2016, 1:37 am
Ivory: *grumbles* He didn't even get angry....... >:T
Ace: I wonder how Queen is..... :T Wait..... I just realized...... I'm pregnant......... O.O
Spade: Yeah, cause Grey would be a guy. Heh heh.... Wonder how that's going....... -u-
Ace: Well that means you gave birth to those little monsters then! >:T
Spade: Oh....... Sheesh, I must've been useless in the war........ :/
Willow and Ivory: WE'RE NOT LITTLE MONSTERS! >O<
Spade: You're little demons. -w-
Willow and Ivory: We're gonna get you, daddy! >:c
25 Jan, 2016, 1:44 am
Calzer: i try not to let things bother me
Cally: im sure she's fine, but u can bring her here if u want, i don't mind -u-
25 Jan, 2016, 1:57 am
Ivory: *kicks Calzer* >:T
Ace: Ehh...... I'm not sure if I feel like dealing with female, pregnant me........ Especially after a war.......... ^-^''
25 Jan, 2016, 2:03 am
Calzer: ............
Cally: oh right, pregnant ppl are pretty cranky
Calzer: how wuld u know that? did u actually HAVE Carlita? O.O
Carlita: of course not! >:T but i read about it, because i was thinking about how some ppl force themselves to have a baby without a man, with scientific technology, so i read about what ppl go through when they're pregnant :T
Calzer: oh.....ok
25 Jan, 2016, 2:11 am
Ace: Grey's already scary sometimes, so I can only imagine what I'm like......... .-.
Spade: Honestly, having an egg together seems easier than being pregnant. Aqua and Tsunami really got off easy...... In fact, this is unfair. How come they don't have to experience any pain? >:T
Soren: Because they don't. :3
Spade: Get out of here! This is the female Soren's territory anyway! >:o
Ace: He's already pretty effeminate. Just pretend he is the female Soren.
Soren: Yeah, pretend. :U
25 Jan, 2016, 2:20 am
Cally: wait.....why didn't u ppl just choose to do the egg birth, so u don't have to go through all of this pregnancy and the pain of giving birth? does it only work for ho.mosexuals or something? :/
Calzer: hmm....Carlos and Carlita probably shuldn't be- hm? where r they? :/
Cally: huh? idk....they just disappeared.... .-.
Jonathon: did u not see them go upstairs to play with each other? :/
Calzer and Cally: no...... .-.
Jonathon: they're YOUR children! >:T
Calzer and Cally: well...... ^-^'
25 Jan, 2016, 2:24 am
Spade: No, that's only for same s.ex couples. It would be great though. The child is even born faster that way. :/
25 Jan, 2016, 2:31 am
Cally: oh... i see :T well they go through the pain of being ho.mo, which is the tor.ture and inferiority given from the cruel society, ur world's different though, so that probably doesn't apply so i therefore don't have a good reason for why u have to suffer so much to have a baby :T
25 Jan, 2016, 2:37 am
Soren: Because it's funny. If they could have babies with each other too that way then it would be double the fun. :U
Spade: I hate you. >.>
Soren: I love you too! :D
25 Jan, 2016, 2:41 am
Cally: wow........ :/
25 Jan, 2016, 2:42 am
r u off tommorow too? :T
25 Jan, 2016, 2:46 am
I don't know. I'm just finishing up this episode of Gintama then going to bed.
Ace: Umm....... So what now?
25 Jan, 2016, 2:55 am
aww.....well be sure to get up early so u can catch the news and see (or go to bed late and catch the 11:OO news) >uO
Cally: well....u guys can just make urselves at home, u don't have to stand around -u-
Reddy: great! *jumps onto the couch and watches TV* *puts his feet up* -w-
Cally: gee, he sure got comfy >.> but i guess that's to be expected, i mean....he is the boy Redina :/ anyway, how is everybody? what've u all been up to lately?
Calzer: nothing much
Jonathon: we've actually done a lot of things since the last we saw u, we've grown, had some laughs, scares, adventures, good times, bad times and more -u- im also married >uO
Cally: i know, Jennette's married too....
Jonathon: well i can still tell u about it!
25 Jan, 2016, 6:31 pm
Ace: War, more war, and even more war. :T
Spade: Not much...... Twins are a real hassel though. Having children is quite the experience. :/
Ace: I'm nervous. Grey is going to be giving birth any day now. I wonder if I'll be good father..... .-.
Spade: I'm sure you will. -u- *pats his back*
Ace: Thanks. I know he'll have the best grandpa. c:
Willow and Ivory: It'll be fun to play with the baby when he's born! :D
Soren: I'll give my blessings. :3
Spade: No one wants anything from you. >.>
Soren: *sniffles* But..... But..... I'm the sky....... And I'm cute........ QmQ
25 Jan, 2016, 9:48 pm
Cally: oh, what's gonna ur baby's name? c:
Calzer: i was going to ask that.....
Cally: well technically u did :T
Calzer: .......
Jonathon: u shuldn't doubt urself as a father for many reasons, 1. i can tell ur gonna be a great parent because ur caring, compassionate and understanding, but also serious, bold and firm when u need to be which is the qualities of an ideal parent 2. u have tons experience with ur siblings 3. if u don't believe u can, u won't...... i made that mistake...... 4. ur strong physically mentally and spiritually and 5. u always have Spade to help guide u
25 Jan, 2016, 10:02 pm
Ace: Yes..... You're right. Thank you. And his name is going to be Damien. :3
25 Jan, 2016, 10:13 pm
Jonathon: ur welcome
Cally: oh, that's a nice name im sure Damien'll have a loving home -u-
Calzer: i wonder if female Ace will have a girl, and what her name wuld be.......
Carlos and Carlita: *come back down*
Carlos: dad! she got all these cool games and comics! :D she's awesome! and she got a doll that looks and acts like her too c:
25 Jan, 2016, 10:14 pm
Calzer: that's good, so u like jr female self?
Carlos: yeah! :D
Carlita: and he's awesome too! :D
25 Jan, 2016, 10:21 pm
Ace: Maybe somethin like Dami or Demi. :T
Willow: Daddy, can we see our- :D
Spade: No. >.>
Willow and Ivory: Aww...... :c
Ace: So harsh...... ^-^''
25 Jan, 2016, 10:37 pm
Calzer: hmm....sounds reasonable -u-
Carlos: do u wanna see her room? :3
Carlita: yeah, do u guys wanna see my room? :3
Calzer: im sure ur room looks just like Carlos's, just with more dolls inside, so i'll pass
Demitrius: me too
Jonathon: yeah
Tydey: no thx
Blewy: im good
Carlita: what about that red guy sleepin' on the couch?
Cally: sleeping? O.O *shakes Reddy* Reddy! wake up! >O<
Reddy: *wakes up* huh? oh hey Cally -.-'
Cally: plz don't sleep on the couch.....it makes me feel like a bad host ^-^'
Reddy: ok :T
Carlita: so no one wants to see my room? :c
Carlos: i do :D
Carlita: but u saw it already! >:T
25 Jan, 2016, 10:49 pm
Ivory: I bet your room is lame just like you are. :U
Willow: Stop being so mean Evory! >:U
Ivory: THAT'S NOT MY NAME!! DX
25 Jan, 2016, 10:55 pm
Carlita: well i'm sure ur lame too! >:T
Cally: Carlita, don't retaliate, nothing good ever comes out of that
Carlita: fine! but im going back up to my awesome room! >O< cmon Carlos! *drags him back upstairs* bye guys!
Carlos: byeeeee!
25 Jan, 2016, 11:05 pm
Ivory: *yells* WELL I'M THE SON OF A PRINCE, SO MY ROOM IS WAAAAAAY BETTER!! I'M SUPER RICH!! >:U
Spade: Umm....... So...... Yeah..........
25 Jan, 2016, 11:23 pm
Carlita: *yells down* IM RICH TOO!! >O<
Cally: so....anything u guys wuld like to do? :/
Jonathon: i guess i'd like to see how Jennette's doing :T
Cally: ok, i'll call her *calls her* hi, yeah, our genderbends are here to visit........Jennette? .......hello? are u still there.....? helloooo....? *hangs up* well, it seems we've gotten disconnected or something :/
Jennette: *comes from the kitchen* *she's 1 inch shorter than Jonathon but still looks the same* well hello! >uO
Cally: huh? how'd u get here so fast? :/
Jennette: im magical.....haha..... -p- no, i was actually already in ur garden picking fruits, so i just came in through ur back door when u called -u-
Cally: oh, that makes sense :T
25 Jan, 2016, 11:26 pm
Ivory: *yells* WELL I'M RICHERER!! >:U
Spade: *sighs* I really hate kids sometimes.... >.>
Ace: You gotta love them though... -w-
Spade: Eh......
25 Jan, 2016, 11:37 pm
Carlita: *yells down* NYEH!! >p<
Jennette: *looks at Jonathon* wait a minute *stands next to him* oh my gosh, i can't believe ur taller than me! >:T
Jonathon: yeah, ur short! >p<
Jennette: i'm not short......!
Jonathon: yes u are, shorty! that's why im taller than u! -p-
Jennette: don't make me electricity scratch u deeply >.>
Jonathon: ehh.....no need for that ^-^'
Jennette: good -w- so how's everyone doing?
25 Jan, 2016, 11:42 pm
Ivory: COME DOWN HERE AND FIGHT ME, YOU DUMB HUMAN GIRL!! >:U
Ace: I'm fine. A little bit upset from the war, but fine. ^w^
Spade: Same for me. I've also been busy with the twins.
Willow: I've never met you begfore miss, but I'm good too. :3
25 Jan, 2016, 11:50 pm
Carlita: *yells* SRRY KID, IM NOT A GOOD FIGHTER!!! >O<
Jennette: oh right, well im sure u know that guy *points to Jonathon* im his female counterpart and my name's Jennette, what's u and ur twin's name? I know ur Asher and Ivory in my world, but i don't know ur actual names ^w^ *looks at Demitrius* i as.sume her name's Demi
Demitrius: it's a nickname, but no, it's Demitrius ^-^
Jennette: and boy Redina making himself at home i see, what are u watching?
Reddy: i'm Reddy and im watching my favorite reality show 1O angry nerds :T it's actually quite educational, i learned so much from this show :p
25 Jan, 2016, 11:55 pm
Ivory: YOU'RE A KID TOO, KID!! I'LL MAKE A SUPER DUPER EARTHQUAKE AND DESTROY YOUR DUMB ROOM!! >:U
Willow: My name is Willow, and the idiot's name is Ivory! My boy name sounds really cool! :D
26 Jan, 2016, 12:03 am
Carlita: *yells* WELL IF U DO THAT U'LL HAVE TO PAY LOTSA MONEY FOR THE DAMAGES!!
Jennette: oh, Willow's a cute name and i agree, Asher's a cool name too -u- *looks at the TV* Do u think Winston's gonna win? :T
Reddy: huh? who's Winston? oh right, this is genderbend world, Winkle is Winston here :T yeah i think he's gonna win -u-
26 Jan, 2016, 12:15 am
Ivory: I HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH MONEY!! DUMB STUPID HUMANY GIRL!! >:U
Willow: Hey missus! Is girl Ivory stupid too? :o
Spade: Don't call your brother stupid. It's not his fault he's as dumb as a rock. -u-
Ace: *suppresses his laughter* >u<
Ivory: You're next dad! Fight me! >:T
Spade: *chuckles* Ahahahaha........ Ah...... As if you could ever beat me. That's cute...... -w-
26 Jan, 2016, 12:16 am
Ace: Mr. Overconfident much. :T
26 Jan, 2016, 12:23 am
Jennette: yeah....she's pretty fiesty too ^-^'
26 Jan, 2016, 12:32 am
Willow: All Ivorys are stupid. I am the superior twin. >:3
Ace: What have you done, Spade? Your daughter is an ego maniac just like you.
Spade: *shrugs* -w-
Ivory: *still yelling* DON'T IGNORE ME, HUMAN! I WILL END YOU! I'M PART SPIRIT! >:U
26 Jan, 2016, 12:49 am
Carlita: *yells* BYE! >O<
Jennette: well children often exhibit their parent's traits -u-
Jonathon: btw, r u gonna adopt a child like i plan to :T
Jennette: i plan to get pregnant -p-
Jonathon: whaaaa?! o.O
Jennette: yeah, but Demitri doesn't want me to go through that, given i'm in enough pain already, so he strongly suggested we adopt, so we're gonna do that instead...... >.>
Jonathon: oh.......
Calzer: gee, that's pretty different :/
Jonathon: well....come to think of it, i do remember telling to Demitrius, that i prefer our child to be of our blood ^-^' but she said at our age, we culd make the baby unhealthy, which is why there's a supposed age limit to having kids :T that's why we decided to adopt -u-
Calzer: so ur reasons for adopting children differ, interesting -u-
26 Jan, 2016, 1:02 am
Ivory: NO ONE TELLS ME BYE! I'LL SAY BYE!! BYE!! >:C *kicks a hole in the wall*
Ace: They just have all his bad traits.............
Spade: Not true. I'm flawless and have no bad traits. I'm simply perfect. -w-
Ace: ..........l honestly can't tell if you're being serious or not......... I'm afraid.......
Spade: Shut up, blondie. >.>
26 Jan, 2016, 1:09 am
Cally: im gonna need to get that fixed...... *sighs* .-.
Jonathon: baby or child
Jennette: i really want a baby, but we might end up getting a child.....i have one in mind already, she seems cool..... c8
Jonathon: same here... :T
26 Jan, 2016, 1:18 am
Ace: No worries, I'll fix it. :T *fixes the wall*
Ivory: *pacing around angrily* >:c
Ace: The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.........
Spade: Are you implying that I have anger issues? >.>
Ace: Maybe............ .-.
Spade: Kids are so ungrateful! Even adopted ones! My advice is to not get a brat. >:T
Ace: What a grumpy old man.
Spade: I am not old! I'm still young! >:U
26 Jan, 2016, 1:27 am
Jonathon: we won't
Jennette: but i think all children are brats, it's kind of their job, u just gotta punish 'em a lot >uO
Jonathon: but hopefully our children won't be too much a pain
Jennette: yeah :/
26 Jan, 2016, 1:32 am
Spade: By brat, I meant not getting a child at all. >.>
Ace: Don't you love me? :o
Spade: Aww..... Sorry. Of course I love you. -u- *hugs Ace*
Ace: *holding onto Spade* Hee....... You're the best father I could ask for. ^w^
Spade: You're a good kid........ -w-
26 Jan, 2016, 1:37 am
Jonathon and Jennette: oh....... .-.
26 Jan, 2016, 1:43 am
Spade: But....... Kids aren't all that bad I guess. Being a parent has its moments. -u-
26 Jan, 2016, 1:51 am
Calzer and Cally: yeah :p
Jonathon: this time i won't mess up.......like i most likely did with Sophia .-.
Jennette: well, our little siblings was just a slap in the face, we weren't prepared, but we're prepared this time >uO
Jonathon: yeah.....
26 Jan, 2016, 1:53 am
Ace: So when are you guys going to adopt your kids? :T
26 Jan, 2016, 2:03 am
Jennette: we actually don't know .-.
Jonathon: probably pretty soon, like this weekend or something, i was thinking about twins -u-
Calzer: twins are a lot to handle.....
Jennette: we're ready for this >:D
26 Jan, 2016, 2:06 am
Spade: Twins are demon spawns. >.>
Ace: Twins are a bit much to handle...... Maybe you should settle on one for now....... ^-^'
Spade: You just might regret it.
26 Jan, 2016, 2:09 am
Jennette: alright, ur more experienced -w-
26 Jan, 2016, 2:18 am
Spade: I mean, you can adopt twins if you feel like you can do it, but they're a real challenge. Luckily these two are fratenal and not identical. -u-
26 Jan, 2016, 2:23 am
Jonathon: hmmm....... maybe i shuld think this over more
Jennette: yeah...... :T
26 Jan, 2016, 2:28 am
Spade: Maybe you can watch these two brats for a day and see how you like it. -w-
Ivory: I'll bite your arms off! >:U
26 Jan, 2016, 2:34 am
Jonathon: i think i'll pass......considering they can kil.l us all in a second :/
Jennette: they're so cute though ^w^
26 Jan, 2016, 2:39 am
Spade: What if I take their powers away? -w-
Willow and Ivory: NO!! DX
Ivory: Then we'll just be humans....... QmQ
26 Jan, 2016, 2:46 am
Jonathon: then that'll be fine and hey, being human isn't all that bad, we have our perks too >uO
Reddy: heyo female Jonathon, Winston aka Winkle won :T
Jennette: *gasp* wow! Winston won?! :O i knew he was gonna win! >:D
26 Jan, 2016, 4:31 pm
Ivory: Like what? >:T
Willow: Humans aren't special at all.......... 8c
Spade: Just tell me when you're ready to take them and I'll seal their powers up. -u- This means I get to have a break! Heart and I haven't had alone time since we went on vacation before the war. >u<
Ace: You seem so excited. :o Maybe I don't want a kid......... .-.
Spade: It's too late to back out now. >:3
26 Jan, 2016, 5:11 pm
Jonathon: well we may not have fancy magic, heh well.... i do -p- but we still have fun, it's easier to show then explain, so when i watch u for the day, i'll show u the perks of being a human >uO
Jennette: yeah..... :T
Jonathon: *to Spade* i'm ready whenever u are.......uhh.........that is if u trust me with ur children, i know how much u love them ^-^'
26 Jan, 2016, 6:12 pm
I was watching Gintama and the main character got amnesia. :c
Ivory: Well you have artificial magic! Faker! We have true magic! >:U
Spade: They'll be fine. Even though I'm taking away their magic, they'll still have their strength and their durability. I'll be reducing their strength by a lot, but they'll still be okay if they somehow got kidnapped or whatever. I trust you now since you're a responsible adult, unlike your old self. You have my trust. -w-
Willow: But..... magic.... :o
Ace: *pats her head* It's okay. You'll be fine. >u0
26 Jan, 2016, 6:25 pm
awww..... :c
Jonathon: well thx for trusting me -w- and ur right, my old self was pretty horrible...... :/
Calzer: wait, r u doing this right now? :T
Jonathon: sure, why not?
Calzer: did u and Jennette talk with ur spouses? >:T
Jonathon: well she's literally hearing the whole thing right now
Demitrius: yeah, i wuld've said something if i was against it
Jennette: and Dimitri doesn't mind, he likes when i babysit :T
26 Jan, 2016, 6:33 pm
Ivory: I OBJECT TO THIS!! >:U
Spade: That doesn't matter. I own you. -w-
Ivory: Big brother........! >:T
Ace: Well....... I mean...... He technically does........... .-.
Spade: If you're good, I'll take you to that amusement park you wanted to visit and take you out shopping to buy anything you want. -u-
Ivory: Yaaaaaay! :D
Willow: Me too. :U
Spade: Yes, you too. -w-
26 Jan, 2016, 6:53 pm
Cally: wait....so what is everyone else gonna do? :/
Jonathon: whatever they normally do i suppose -u- r u two ready a for fun day together? >uO
Reddy: hey, female Jonathon-
Jennette: i have a name.....it's Jennette
Reddy: why is it that ur into this show, but the boy version of u doesn't seem to be? is it designed for girls or something? .-.
Jennette: hmm.....y'know, that is pretty odd...... :/
Jonathon: don't worry Reddy, i do enjoy that show too, i'm just not paying attention to it right now -u-
Reddy: oh, phew! that's a relief -o-
26 Jan, 2016, 6:56 pm
Ivory: No! >:U
Willow: Umm...... Yes? :o
Spade: *seals away Willow and Ivory's powers and reduces their strength* Okay Ace, take me home. I can finally relax. -w-
Ace: Alright. Anyone else want me to drop them off? :T
26 Jan, 2016, 7:10 pm
Blewy: yeah, u can take me home :T
Tydey: and me :p
Jonathon: idk, shuld we stay here in genderbend land, or just go home? :/
Cally: if ur leaving, then i'll call down Carlos *yells* CARLOS! CARLITA!
Carlita: *yells* IS THAT BOY STILL DOWN THERE?!
Cally: *yells* uhhh.......NOOOOO.........!
Carlita: ok! *comes down with Carlos* hey! i thought u said he was gone! >:U
Cally: it was the only way to get u come down, Carlos may or may not be leaving, just be prepared for that -u-
Carlos and Carlita: aww..... :c
26 Jan, 2016, 7:13 pm
Ace: I don't know, do you want to stay here or not? It doesn't really matter that much. :T
26 Jan, 2016, 7:32 pm
Jonathon: alright, i guess i'll stay here then :T
Carlita: so i can finish playing with Carlos?
Cally: yeah -u-
Carlita: yaaaay! *goes upstairs*
Carlos: bye *follows*
Jennette: i'll tell Dimitri what's going on, just so he's aware *video calls him* hey D, look at all these genderbend versions of us here visiting, say hi everyone
everyone: hi.....
Dimitri: hi...? *waves* :/
Jennette: i'm gonna babysit a pair of very cute twins, for a friend, and here they are, their names are Ivory and Willow *holds the phone to Ivory and Willow*
Dimitri: oh, they're adorable *waves at them* well.....have fun ^-^
Jennette: i will do my best :T
26 Jan, 2016, 7:40 pm
Ace: Well..... Everyone who wants to go back home, are you ready now? :T
26 Jan, 2016, 7:49 pm
Tydey and Blewy: yes -u-
Tydey: bye everyone! ^w^
Reddy: hey Blewy, i think Jerry's supposed to be on the next season :T
Blewy: oh, really? well, i don't like that show, but i'll keep a lookout for him :T
Reddy: good >uO
26 Jan, 2016, 7:53 pm
Ace: Whosie? :o
26 Jan, 2016, 8:02 pm
Reddy: oh, Jerry's our friend, he was Blewy's friend first, and as his brother, i became his friend too, idk u that well, so that's why u probably don't know him :/ the commercials showed his name and the shadow seemed to match him so yeah :T
26 Jan, 2016, 8:09 pm
Ace: Oh, okay then. :T Bye guys. Be good you two. :U *teleports everyone home*
Willow: *sniffs* Big brother.......... :c
Ivory: I hope you guys are fun. This better be good. Being magicless sucks. >:T
26 Jan, 2016, 8:16 pm
Jonathon: ok, now our day, officially begins Jennette Demitrius and I-
Demitrius: this is all u -u-
Jonathon: well....Jennette and i, will do our best to make u feel as comfortable here as possible
Cally: ummmm.....do they wanna play with Carlos and Carlita? ^-^'
Jennette: no! alright, we'll start with some snacks and then we'll get to the fun stuff, r u hungry? >uO
Reddy: yes :T
Jennette: im not talking to u >.>
26 Jan, 2016, 8:20 pm
Ivory: I'm always hungry. Bring me the cake. :U
Willow: What kinds of snacks do you have? Daddy always makes our snacks. :o
26 Jan, 2016, 8:33 pm
Jennette: look, i can't promise they'll be as good as ur dad's, but Cally's got a big ice cream cake in the freezer
Cally: hey! ur not supposed to know about that! O.O i was gonna give that to u as a just because gift .-.
Jennette: oh really? well u need to hide it better :/ well thx, i appreciate it anyway!
Jonathon: and thx Calzer because now i know u got me one too
Calzer: uhh....ur welcome...... :/
Jennette: *takes out the cake* ohhh.....that's cute, it says "For Jennette, my BFF" in sparkly blue letters aww....and it has little hearts.....i almost want to keep it forever.....*takes a picture* c8 is it ok if i......i mean, it was supposed to be a surprise and all :/
Cally: it's ok, u can serve it to the twins, it is ur cake after all -u- just make sure u get the first slice, otherwise, it won't be very special :/
Jennette: ok, i can do that *cuts herself a slice and then cuts Ivory and Willow a slice, carefully avoiding cutting the message on it* enjoy ^w^
26 Jan, 2016, 8:34 pm
Jennette: oh i almost forgot *gives Ivory and Willow and spoon and fork for their ice cream cake* idk which one u usually use for cake, so i gave u both *eats her cake* mmmm...... -w-
26 Jan, 2016, 8:36 pm
*delete the word almost :T
26 Jan, 2016, 8:37 pm
Willow: Wow, is this really okay? It is a present and stuff. :o
Ivory: *scarfs it down* MORE!! :U
26 Jan, 2016, 8:51 pm
Jennette: this is really good ice cream cake..... -w-
Cally: it's fine, what matters is that she enjoys it and she did ^-^
Jonathon: don't worry Calzer, i'll cherish the moment when u give ur "surprise cake" to me >uO
Calzer: alright, thx c:
Jonathon: ur welcome *cuts Ivory another piece* here u go, don't go too fast, u might get brainfreeze :T
Cally: the cake must be that good! :D
Jennette: it is! ^w^ b
26 Jan, 2016, 8:55 pm
Willow: I never had ice cream cake before......... :/ *pokes it with her spoon*
Ivory: *scarfs that piece down too* I can't get brain freeze! I have ma- *holds his head in pain* AAAAAH!! WHAT'S THIS FEELING!! DX *rolls around on the floor*
26 Jan, 2016, 9:05 pm
I started playing Amnesia again and this guy came up to me and said I'm going to be killed with a deranged smile on his face. He told me that life is short and to enjoy it while I can............. .-.
26 Jan, 2016, 9:08 pm
Jennette: well..... it's not as much cake as it is ice cream designed to look like cake and then it has icing on top of it, don't worry, it's perfectly good -w-
Jonathon: it's brainfreeze Ivory, it happens when u eat something cold too fast, and rolling around won't help, u cure it by rubbing ur temples located on ur forehead, it helps warm ur brain
Cally: *gives him a heating packet* :T
Jonathon: *puts the heating packet on Ivory's forehead* better? -uO
26 Jan, 2016, 9:08 pm
I almost murdered by a falling flower pot
26 Jan, 2016, 9:10 pm
ohh.....wow......that's.....wow.....
what's amnesia? (i know what the word means, but what's the game about)
26 Jan, 2016, 9:10 pm
Ivory: Y-yes........... Being a human is painful........... QmQ
Willow: *eats some* ........ WOW!! This is really good! >u< *takes her time eating it*
26 Jan, 2016, 9:10 pm
wow....everything's out to get u :/
26 Jan, 2016, 9:12 pm
It's a visual novel about a girl who has amnesia. You have to get your memories back and be careful about who you trust, lest something bad happens to you.
26 Jan, 2016, 9:13 pm
I was surprised to have someone threaten to kill me this early.
26 Jan, 2016, 9:15 pm
Jonathon: heh heh, not really, as long as u know the dos and don'ts of life, and eating ice cream quickly is a don't as u saw with the brainfreeze incident, but it's not ur fault, u didn't know, just try to remember for next time so u don't experience that type of pain again, alright? -u-
26 Jan, 2016, 9:15 pm
wow! sounds interesting, i don't think i wuld play it :T
26 Jan, 2016, 9:16 pm
I'm afraid to have my character leave the house
26 Jan, 2016, 9:16 pm
Why not? It's pretty good.
26 Jan, 2016, 9:17 pm
Ivory: Fine......... >.> *grumbles* But I'll have my magic next time, so I don't care. >:T
26 Jan, 2016, 9:20 pm
I think I'm cursed. Someone filled my mailbox with rotten eggs and dead bugs
26 Jan, 2016, 9:20 pm
why? :o
sounds really scary :T although.....i kinda wanna try it too.....but i don't wanna get scared...... .-.
26 Jan, 2016, 9:24 pm
Because the crzy guy said I'll die because of someone's wish.
It's not scary. Not if you're going down a normal path. Even then the bad endings aren't creepy. You don't see anything bad. Just get descriptions of things. It's just like slightly creepy at times. The guy who said I was going to die was so cute too. I thought he was nice..... :/
26 Jan, 2016, 9:25 pm
ooh! someone's sabotaging her..... QuQ
Jonathon: well....when Willow finishes her ice cream cake, we're gonna get to the fun stuff -u-
Jennette: yeah, wuld u like to be carried there? -w-
26 Jan, 2016, 9:25 pm
Maybe you can play a route on my computer sometime and see how you like it. :3
26 Jan, 2016, 9:26 pm
oh, ok, where can i find it then? and is it free? :T
26 Jan, 2016, 9:27 pm
ok :D
26 Jan, 2016, 9:29 pm
Ivory: Hmm......... :T Yush. :U
Willow: What kind of fun stuff. :o
Now the bugs are gone like they were never there. I wonder what kind of wish this guy made
26 Jan, 2016, 9:30 pm
No, I got it on Steam when it was on sale
NOW I ALMOST GOT RAN OVER BY A TRAIN!! SOMEONE PUSHED ME!! >:U
26 Jan, 2016, 9:43 pm
hm..... :T
Jennette: u'll see >uO
Cally: ur leaving? :T
Jennette: yeah, i'm gonna take them to a special place, locatedin the park >uO
Cally: what spe- oh! i know what u mean, i'm sure they'll love it! ^w^
Calzer: i'll go check on Carlos and Carlita *goes upstairs*
Cally: it'll probably be dinner time when u get back, i plan on making meatloaf with gravy, with broccoli and such on the side, i wasn't expecting so much company, so i'll have to go to the store first so i can have enough
Jennette: alright, we look forward to it -u-
Jonathon: yeah, good luck -u-
Cally: thx -w-
26 Jan, 2016, 9:44 pm
aww..... :c
26 Jan, 2016, 9:50 pm
Ivory: Bleh! I don't like veggies! I want candy for dinner! >:U
Willow: *finishes her ice cream cake* I'm done. :3 You're supposed to like vegetables though, Ivy! We're from the Earth Tribe!
Ivory: But they're nasty! Do you like them? >:T
Willow: .................. No........ .-.
Ivory: See?! >:T
26 Jan, 2016, 9:51 pm
Now the guy who told me I'm going to die told me my boyfriend is not my real boyfriend and that he's lying. He said he's going to kill me......... .-.
26 Jan, 2016, 9:52 pm
And I'm staying at my "boyfriend's" apartment too......
26 Jan, 2016, 10:03 pm
Jonathon: well, to be honest, i don't like them either, but we gotta eat 'em cuz they're healthy, i usually dip them in some ranch or cheese or something, they still aren't that good even after adding things to it, but it tastes better than them being plain i guess :/ anyway, let's go, we'll be now leaving Cally
Cally: ok, bye!
Reddy: see ya :T
Jonathon: *picks up Ivory*
Jennette: *picks up Willow*
Cally: ur giving them piggyback rides? :T
Jonathon: yep :T
Cally: alright, don't stay out too late!
Jonathon and Jennette: ok! *leave and head towards the park*
26 Jan, 2016, 10:03 pm
oh.....that's not good..... :o
26 Jan, 2016, 10:07 pm
Ivory: Yay yay yay! >u<
Willow: Oooh........ So high....... :o
26 Jan, 2016, 10:08 pm
Now I'm on my computer and I got an email written in red letters that say "GO TO H*LL" over and over and over
26 Jan, 2016, 10:09 pm
Jennette: are u ok up there Willow? i can put u down if u want :T
26 Jan, 2016, 10:09 pm
Another one says "BREAK UP" and the other one say "STUPID B*TCH"
Someone really hates my charater.
26 Jan, 2016, 10:10 pm
wow! that girl had better watch her back, and sleep with one eye open
26 Jan, 2016, 10:11 pm
Willow: No, I'm fine. My uncle Midnight gives me piggyback rides too. He's smooper tall. :3
26 Jan, 2016, 10:12 pm
And I've got other emails that suggest she does..... uh..... "other" stuff.
Unless someone is trolling her and telling people she's that kind of girl
26 Jan, 2016, 10:24 pm
Jennette: alright, that's good ^w^
*later*
Jonathon and Jennette: *get to the park and stops in front of a tree* *put Ivory and Willow down*
Jonathon: here we are, u'll have all the fun u want in this tree
Jennette: but it's not just any tree >uO *presses her hand against the tree and a secret passage opens*
*inside, there's blue sleds, and near them, there's what seems to be an ordinary slide, but is actually more like a rollercoaster as u go through it* *there's a ladder in the distance*
Jennette: grab a sled, get on it and slide down >uO
Jonathon: or take the ladder, which isn't nearly as fun :/
26 Jan, 2016, 10:25 pm
ohhhh.....getting inappropriate are we? :p
26 Jan, 2016, 10:28 pm
Willow: Regular trees are fun too. You're gonna hurt Mr. Tree's feelings. :c
Ivory: Ooooh! Secret passage way! >u< Can I slide on my belly? :D
26 Jan, 2016, 10:30 pm
Some girl just pulled scissors out of her bag and cut my hair. Luckily she didn't stab me. :T
26 Jan, 2016, 10:40 pm
Jonathon: oh, really? :o well, im srry Mr. Tree, ur plenty fun too *pats the tree* -u-
Jennette: Willow, ur a really caring person, that's a good trait to have -u-
Jonathon: *to Ivory* and yes, u can slide on ur belly, the sled is just a cushion -u-
Jennette: i'll demonstrate *grabs a sled and slides down* WAAAAaaaaahhh........!!! DX
Jonathon: she's gonna go through a lot of loop de loops, twists and turns, then she'll fall into a soft bouncy floor -u- u guys can go next, i have to go last because i have to keep an eye on u -u-
26 Jan, 2016, 10:40 pm
getting ur hair cut is the best thing that can happen to u at this point >w<
26 Jan, 2016, 10:46 pm
Willow: It's important for people to know that plants have feelings too. :T *grabs a sled and is about to slide down*
Ivory: NO! I'm going first! >:U *pushes her and slides down*
Willow: STOP!! DX Brothers are so stupid! >:T *slides down*
26 Jan, 2016, 10:46 pm
Yeah.....
26 Jan, 2016, 10:50 pm
Jonathon: hmm....that was kind of mean *grabs a sled and slides down*
Jennette: WOOOOO!!! >O< *goes through one last corkscrew and loop de loop* *slams into the ground and bounces for a bit* whoa....i haven't done that in a while..... @.@
26 Jan, 2016, 10:55 pm
Willow and Ivory: WHEEEEEEEE!! XD
Ivory: SOOOO FUN!! >u<
Willow and Ivory: *bounce down*
Ivory: I want a slide in our house......... 8o
26 Jan, 2016, 11:06 pm
Jonathon: *comes down* ok, now that we're here.....
Jennette: welcome to the play palace! there's a pool, a snack machine, a drink machine, video games, a trampo.line, books, a big screen TV and a playground, it belongs to Carlita, but beings that it belonged to me first, i can allow who i want in here -u- we can hang out here until dinner's ready :T
Jonathon: and everything around here is soft, so there's no possible way to get injured....uhh....unless u run into the TV, that's still made of glass and wiring :/ but that won't happen because we're all smart here -u-
26 Jan, 2016, 11:07 pm
My character keeps falling asleep a lot........ I think he's drugging me. She falls asleep right after eating. I think he's the one who's going to put me in a cage QmQ
26 Jan, 2016, 11:09 pm
oh gosh! o.o
26 Jan, 2016, 11:09 pm
Ivory: OH MY GOSH! SO AWESOME!! XD *starts running around*
Willow: Wowie...... So cool..... :o I didn't know humans had such fun places! >u<
26 Jan, 2016, 11:10 pm
HE IS DRUGGING ME!!!
26 Jan, 2016, 11:16 pm
Jonathon: i told u we had some perks as humans >uO we need a lot of safety precautions, which is something magic ppl don't need, but we still get by
Jennette: hey, when is Spade coming back?
Jonathon: uhh....i'm as.suming tommorow :/
Jennette: alright, *looks at Ivory and Willow* i see u guys like this place, i actually wasn't sure if u wuld.....i'm glad u do :/
26 Jan, 2016, 11:18 pm
oh no! don't let her di.e! >O<
26 Jan, 2016, 11:21 pm
HE FORCED KISSED ME AND MADE ME SWALLOW SOME SORT OF DRUG THAT KNOCKED ME OUT!!
I tried to get some other friend to save me, but it was no use. He threatened to hold him hostage too.
26 Jan, 2016, 11:21 pm
I'll try......
26 Jan, 2016, 11:22 pm
wow! nothing's going well for her :/
26 Jan, 2016, 11:23 pm
Ivory: I guess humans aren't so bad. :U *walks around and plays with things*
Willow: Why wouldn't we like it? It's so cool! >u<
26 Jan, 2016, 11:24 pm
I'M IN A CAGE!! DX
He's looking in at me from the outside of it and offered me a blanket..... QmQ
26 Jan, 2016, 11:25 pm
He said he'll only let me out for showers and to go to the bathroom
26 Jan, 2016, 11:32 pm
Jennette: oh? thx ^-^ well we're gonna go play that game over there
Jonathon: it's really old, it's like 2O,OOO times older than the type of games u consider old *turns it on* that's right, it's pixelated
Jennette: yep, but it's a classic :T come to us if u need anything, anything at all, no what we're doing, we'll stop doing it to tend to ur needs -w-
Jonathon: right, Cally shuld be done making dinner in about an hour
26 Jan, 2016, 11:33 pm
....ehh.....at least u'll be clean...... ^-^'
26 Jan, 2016, 11:51 pm
Willow: Big brother plays those pixel game thingies sometimes. :3
Ivory: *jumping up and down on the trampolines* Yaaay! Wahoo! Waaaaaheeee! XD
I guess....... I'm still in a cage though...... .-.
26 Jan, 2016, 11:51 pm
HE'S GOT HANDCUFFS TOO
27 Jan, 2016, 12:03 am
Jonathon: oh really? cool, i didn't know that -u-
Jennette: wuld u like to join us? u wuld go when he di.es which won't be for a while, i warn u though, these old games are extremely hard, i know he makes it look easy, but that's just because he plays it a lot :/
27 Jan, 2016, 12:04 am
oh my gosh!
27 Jan, 2016, 12:08 am
Willow: Umm....... I'll watch for a bit. :T
27 Jan, 2016, 12:17 am
Jonathon: *at world 4*
Jennette: wanna see something neat? watch this *picks up a ball* i'm gonna make this ball into that hoop over there........*throws it* *it bounces all around and then goes in the hoop* the great thing about a bouncy room, is that u don't need skill to do cool things like that ^.^ there's a costume box over there too, if u wanna try those out
27 Jan, 2016, 12:21 am
Willow: Oooh..... Cool..... 83 Can you dress up too? :o
27 Jan, 2016, 12:23 am
I broke out of the cage!
27 Jan, 2016, 12:27 am
Jennette: sure, i'll dress up with u ^-^ *goes over to the costume box* *gets two hat and a pink feather scarf thing and puts them on* *gives one hat to Willow* im not sure who i'm dressed as, but i'm certainly that person now -w-
27 Jan, 2016, 12:27 am
yay! now run! run and don't look back!
27 Jan, 2016, 12:30 am
Willow: *puts on the hat* *gets out a tutu and fake necklaces* *puts them on* Look at me! :D
27 Jan, 2016, 12:31 am
I can't. He came back home. I got my cellphone and I'm just playing it cool until the right time. I went back in the cage
27 Jan, 2016, 12:34 am
oh no :o
27 Jan, 2016, 12:37 am
Jennette: ooh, nice ^.^ *puts on a cape and a bracelet* im Super Jennette! >:D i miss playing dress up, this really brings back memories...... -w-
27 Jan, 2016, 12:39 am
Willow: Can't you still play dress up, ma'am? :o
27 Jan, 2016, 12:45 am
I escaped from the house, but now the crazy guy who said I was going to get killed found me.
27 Jan, 2016, 12:50 am
He even said that I got nothing but bad endings with my captor. He also said that he's not aware of his insanity like he is
27 Jan, 2016, 12:55 am
Jennette: of course! u just get some weird looks when ur an adult playing dress-up, so i don't do it so often -u- but this is so fun, i don't even care about that! ^w^ *tries on more clothes* *gets one of those floppy hats* *uses a bad french accent* i am Madame Loisiame, i like poodles -o-
Jonathon: ah, i di.ed :/ well what're u guys doing? :T
Jennette: playing dress-up ^.^ wanna join us? >uO
Jonathon: no thx, but it does look pretty fun to watch -u-
Jennette: I Madame Loisiame and my lovely assistant Madameloisell Willow are le fashion chics
Jonathon: *chuckles* i don't even think u said that right
Jennette: ah, who cares? i don't know french, we've just having fun here! -u-
27 Jan, 2016, 12:56 am
things are just going from bad to worse for u huh? :T
27 Jan, 2016, 12:57 am
My captor has crazy eyes now. He's insane
27 Jan, 2016, 12:58 am
He even noticed I escaped and is making me take off my clothes to check my injuries (I got hit by a motorcycle while escaping, so I returned to the cage).
27 Jan, 2016, 1:00 am
Willow: Hee hee! You're fun! I love dressup! >u<
They really are. I was trying to get a good ending too, but I still am going to get murdered.
27 Jan, 2016, 1:06 am
Well I didn't get killed, but the ending was bittersweet
27 Jan, 2016, 1:13 am
i feel srry for her
Jennette: me too! ^o^ *takes off the stuff and puts on a baseball cap and a tutu* im a baseball player that also dances ballet -w-
Jonathon: *claps* -u-
Jennette: i think dress up shuld be for all ages ^-^
Jonathon: yeah......-u-
27 Jan, 2016, 1:21 am
what was the ending? :/ u escaping the cage and coming back was an ending? :o
27 Jan, 2016, 1:28 am
No.... I'll show you next time you come over.
And it turns out that crazy guy has died before and keeps dying over and over again
27 Jan, 2016, 1:29 am
I got another ending where I drowned in a well...........
27 Jan, 2016, 1:29 am
wow.....ok :/
27 Jan, 2016, 1:30 am
oh O.O
27 Jan, 2016, 1:31 am
Willow: It should be. :3 *takes off the tutu and puts on an oversized dress* I want to make daddy play dress up with me! ^w^
27 Jan, 2016, 1:31 am
Everyone in this game is insane
27 Jan, 2016, 1:44 am
i can't wait to see it ^w^
Jennette: yeah, u shuld ^.^ *gets a call* oh? REALLY?! O.O wow...... alright then *hangs up* man, time flies when ur having fun, Cally's just about done dinner :T hey how about we take this box home and then we maybe can finish playing there after we eat :3
Jonathon: hey, Ivory, dinner's ready, so we might be leaving soon sadly.......
27 Jan, 2016, 1:44 am
ur the only sane one :p
27 Jan, 2016, 1:51 am
Yeah, seems like it........
Ivory: But I wanna live here....... :c
Willow: That's okay, ma'am. I don't want you to do anything unnecessary. :3
27 Jan, 2016, 2:00 am
Jonathon: awww.....don't worry, u can come back anytime, and even stay as long as u want, i mean i'd love to stay here forever, but we have to go home to eat dinner ^-^
Jennette: well alright then, if u say so, did u have fun? -u-
27 Jan, 2016, 2:01 am
if this game was free, i wuld totally play it! >w>
27 Jan, 2016, 2:06 am
Ivory: If big brother was here he could use his time powers and we could stay here forever. :U
Willow: Yes, I had lots'o fun! :D
It's a well made game. It's even fully voice acted. I'm starting to think that all otome games are insane though.
27 Jan, 2016, 2:26 am
yay! :D
Jonathon: oh, that's a great idea actually! .....too bad he's not here..... :/ *picks up Ivory* we'll be going now, i hope u had fun -w-
Jennette: *picks up Willow*
Jonathon and Jennette: *take the conveyor belt back up to the top* *leaves the tree*
Reddy: *waiting outside* oh, hey, ur back :T
Jonathon: u were just out here...... waiting for us? :/
Reddy: yep :T
Jonathon: wa-
Reddy: *teleports them back to Cally's house*
Jonathon and Jennette: ....... *put Ivory and Willow down*
Cally: hello! dinner is ready to be served! we've got meat loaf with Broccoli and mashed potatoes, and then there's gravy >uO
Jennette: *fixes everyone's plate* :T
Demitrius: this looks good, Cally -u-
Cally: thx -w-
everyone: *eats their food*
27 Jan, 2016, 11:57 pm
Ivory: Eww, I don't want this! >:T
Willow: Thank you, ma'am. *eats her food*
28 Jan, 2016, 12:09 am
Cally and Jennette: ur welcome -u-
Jonathon: u don't want to at least try it? :T who knows, u might be surprised with its taste
Demitrius: so how's everything going with ur babysitting? -u-
Jonathon: well ur supposed to be the parent too, i mean. i'm married to u! but yeah, it's going well -w-
28 Jan, 2016, 12:18 am
Ivory: Well I don't like it! >:T *pushes the plate away*
We got out early today
28 Jan, 2016, 12:20 am
yay! i had my new class (note it's not plural) today, and i already got a lot of homework from him, but hey it's English so it's to be expected, i also love him, he seems cool ^w^ (i was in his dodgeball club freshman year but i didnt really know him much
28 Jan, 2016, 12:22 am
That's cool. At least you like him. :T
28 Jan, 2016, 12:30 am
Jonathon: so ur telling me, that u don't like meat loaf and Mashed potatoes? why don't u try.....imagining it's something else?
Cally: wuld u like something different? .-.
Jonathon: there's no need for that Cally
Carlita: i want something else! :U
Jennette: u eat ur food, u love meatloaf!
Carlita: ok grandma..... :/
28 Jan, 2016, 12:34 am
yeah ^w^ and Ryan and Henry are also in that class, what're the odds? that means they're literally in every single one of my classes (officially) o3o
lol good thing i'm friends with them, otherwise that wuld suck >w<
28 Jan, 2016, 12:39 am
Wow, that's funny.
Ivory: I'm want cake for dinner. :U
28 Jan, 2016, 12:53 am
Cally: but u can't have cake for dinner..... .-.
Jonathon: look Ivory, if u eat all of ur dinner u can have some cake, that's how it works -u-
Cally: but i didn't make a cake :/
Jonathon: we have Jennette's gift
Cally: oh yeah :T
Jonathon: and we'll cut small pieces so it'll last as long u had hoped >uO
Cally: ok :3
Carlos: im done, do i get cake now? :T
Jonathon: no, u get this piece of candy, since u clearly like candy better *gives him candy*
Carlos: oh, yaaay! *eats it* >w<
28 Jan, 2016, 12:54 am
it is pretty funny :p
28 Jan, 2016, 1:02 am
Ivory: You don't control me! I want cake now! >:U
28 Jan, 2016, 1:10 am
Jonathon: i'm srry, but u have to finish ur dinner Ivory, do u want to grow hungry and be criticized for being out of shape as a prince? -u- how about we make a compromise and u just eat half of it? or maybe u can eat a nice sandwich or something
28 Jan, 2016, 1:11 am
Jonathon: what do u nornally eat when ur at home with ur dad?
28 Jan, 2016, 1:26 am
Ivory: I can't be out of shape, I'm magical! >:T Dad fixes us steak, fancy foods I can't pronounce, chicken, sometimes burgers and his special garden salad. You're not a fancy chef! >:U
Willow: Don't be rude! DX
Ivory: Fine.... Sorry...... .-.
28 Jan, 2016, 1:41 am
Jonathon: ahh...i see, well if ur really not comfortable with this, i suppose i can't force anything upon u :/ but just know that sometimes even the non-fancy things are just as enjoyable as the fancy ones -u- Carlos: so he doesn't have to eat anything? how come i have to?! >:O
Carlita: yeah! >:T
Jonathon: well i mean, i can't just shove it in his mouth, that wuld be wrong, especially when he's not my child, technically u don't have to either :/ don't worry, the same rules still apply, no desserts, before eating the entree >uO
Carlos and Carlita: oh, ok :o
Carlita: i like desserts :p
28 Jan, 2016, 1:44 am
Soren: *appears* Heeey...... I can discipline him if you want me to...... >:3
Ivory: No! DX
Willow: Don't terrorize him, grandpa! >o<
28 Jan, 2016, 1:51 am
Jonathon: uhh.....no thx, Soren, he's my responsibility right now ^-^'
Jennette: hmmm.....u always seem to pop up at the "perfect" moment, why's that? :/
Jonathon: he's a great spirit, he has all the time in the world -u-
28 Jan, 2016, 1:53 am
Soren: C'mon, it won't hurt that much. :3 *holding a bloody axe and swishing his tail*
Ivory: QmQ *starts scarfing down his food*
28 Jan, 2016, 1:59 am
Carlos and Carlita: he's scary! D:
Jonathon: ah, look he's eating his food now *turns to Soren* thx.......i guess.....*turns back to Ivory* is it good Ivory? ^-^
28 Jan, 2016, 2:08 am
Ivory: *crying a bit* No, be quiet.......... *sniffles*
Soren: Ahahaha! What a baby! >:D
Cyprus: *appears* Leave my great grandchild alone! >:c
Soren: Awww, I'm just having fun. :p
Cyprus: *slaps him* Idiot! >:c *bows to everyone* Sorry to intrude. -u-
Soren: The heck are you doing? You're a great spirit. >.>
Cyprus: We should show a bit of respect, even if they are inferior. >.> Oops........ Sorry........ ^-^''
Soren: They know it's true. :U
28 Jan, 2016, 2:17 am
Jonathon: yeah, we all know we're very inferior, but thx for showing ur respects anyway -u- ok just as promised *cuts Ivory a piece of the ice cream cake* try not to eat it too fast this time, so u don't get brainfreeze, enjoy >uO *pats his head*
Demitrius: ur really good at this parenting :/
28 Jan, 2016, 2:20 am
Ivory: *covering his face* ........ >n<
Soren: Oooh! I want cake! :D
28 Jan, 2016, 2:31 am
Jonathon: well....this is for reward purposes for the children ^-^'
Jennette: *hugs Ivory* aww.....poor kid, it's ok Ivory, we all have our moments.....nothing to be ashamed about..... -n-
Carlita: can i go play out in the backyard? :U
Cally: sure, just make sure u come inside before it gets dark :T
Carlita: yaay! *runs down to the basement* ^w^
Carlos: oh, wait for me! *follows her* :O
28 Jan, 2016, 2:33 am
Ivory: *crying* Leave me alone.........
Willow: .........
Soren: I'm a kid too.......... >:T
Cyprus: You made the poor baby cry! Fox demon! >:c
Soren: I don't care. -p-
28 Jan, 2016, 2:45 am
Jennette: i'm srry that had to happen, little guy, and i know u want to left alone, so i'll just let u be *takes him into the other room and gently lays him on the couch* there, a nice comfy couch and plus u don't have to worry about everyone staring now, which shuld take the pressure off a bit *sits on the empty part of the couch next to him*
Jonathon: r u alright Willow? Jennette's as.sisting ur brother, u can help if u want, since u know him best
29 Jan, 2016, 12:50 am
Ivory: *buries his face into the couch and cries softly*
Willow: No. Daddy said it's good for him to cry because he needs to learn to be humble sometimes. :U
Cyprus: I'll cheer him up. *goes to Ivory and puts him on his lap* *holds him closely and starts singing to him in a low voice*
Willow: *looks in at them* That's the lullaby daddy sings for us! :o
Soren: It was made up by Cypi. He taught it to your father. It's a healing song. :T
29 Jan, 2016, 1:55 am
Jonathon: hmm.....a healing lullabye :T
29 Jan, 2016, 8:26 pm
Soren: His favorite one is his killing song though. That's also Spade's favorite. :U
Willow: Daddy's not a murderer! >:T
Soren: Ohohoho....... So little you know. -u- *pats her head*
29 Jan, 2016, 11:47 pm
Cally: ....what's a kil.ling song? O.O
Calzer: a song that powerful ppl sing to kil.l someone
Cally: u can just kil.l someone with ur voice?! o.O
Calzer: yep......
Cally: ..........
30 Jan, 2016, 12:50 am
Soren: They can because their voices are special. They can control or kill anyone with their voice. It's a special ability that runs only in that family. Ace can do it to some extent too. He's special. :T
Willow: Can I do it? 8o I want to get ALL the cookies! >u<
Soren: Sure, if your father shows you how. -w-
Willow: Yay, yay! ^w^
30 Jan, 2016, 9:42 am
Cally: wow....sounds dangerous, good thing we're not enemies or anything ^-^'
30 Jan, 2016, 3:25 pm
Soren: Yeah, Spadey is a crazy little thing when he's in the mood to kill. :p
30 Jan, 2016, 11:56 pm
Jonathon: that's correct -u-
Cally: well i'm gonna go clean up *starts cleaning* :T
Demitrius: i'll help u clean
Cally: thx ^-^
31 Jan, 2016, 1:10 am
Ivory: *calms down* *falls asleep in Cyprus's arms* -u-
Cyprus: *lays him down on the couch* *goes back to everyone else* There..... All calm. -w-
Willow: Wow, grandpa! You're just like daddy! :D
Cyprus: Well, yeah..... ^-^'
31 Jan, 2016, 1:16 am
Jennette: that's good -w-
Carlos and Carlita: *come back in* it got dark real fast! >:T
Cally: well of course, it was almost 8:OO when u asked ^-^'
Carlita: at least we got to play a little :p
31 Jan, 2016, 1:26 am
Soren: Bleh, more children! >p<
Willow: So what can I do now, mister Jonathon? :o
31 Jan, 2016, 1:39 am
Jonathon: oooh! i enjoy being called Mr. Jonathon -u- well, it's only 8:OO, so it's nowhere near time for bed which is about 9:3Oish, so we can just relax and u can do whatever u want until then, this is considered free time, as long as ur within a safe range of the house and nothing gets broken
31 Jan, 2016, 1:42 am
Willow: Wow! I get to stay up so late! Yay! Yay! >u<
31 Jan, 2016, 1:53 am
Jonathon: really? what time do u normally go to bed? :/ anyway, yes u get to stay up late -u-
Cally: i just realized, where's everyone gonna sleep? :O i only have 2 guest rooms .-.
Carlos: i'll sleep on Carlita's floor :p
Calzer: i'll sleep with u
Reddy: i'll have boy Tydey take me home :T
Demitrius: and i guess u can take me with u -u-
Reddy: c'mon! >uO *teleports away with Demitrius*
31 Jan, 2016, 2:06 am
Willow: At 7. Sometimes he lets us stay up to 7:30. :3
Soren: I could have took him home. >:T The god of dimensions was literally right in front of you! >:U
Cyprus: Calm down...... We should get going soon too...
Soren: Bleh! >p<
31 Jan, 2016, 2:11 am
Jonathon: oh, well good news, u get to stay up 2 hours late >uO so what r ur normal bedtime routines? just so i'm prepared
31 Jan, 2016, 2:18 am
Willow: After we eat dinner we play for a little bit and watch tv and stuff. Then after that we take our bath and get into our pajamas. Daddy then tucks us in and read us our bedtime story. After that, he sings to us until we fall asleep and puts our night light on. :3
31 Jan, 2016, 2:24 am
Jonathon: oh ok, r u comfortable with sleeping in one of the guest rooms? and possibly, but not probably sharing with ur brother?
31 Jan, 2016, 2:34 am
Willow: Ooh! I don't have to sleep with him either? 8o Umm..... We can sleep together though. We already share the same bed and room, mister. :3
31 Jan, 2016, 2:42 am
Jonathon: well, u wuld share a room, but he's already asleep, so i thought i'd just let him sleep peacefully here
Carlos: dad.... im tired
Calzer: then go bed :/
Carlos: but i wanna stay up all night! >O<
Carlita: yeah, what he said :p
Calzer: hey, what if we all went to bed too? then u won't have to feel left out -u-
Carlos and Carlita: yay! :D
Calzer: now go get ready for bed
Carlos and Carlita: good night guys! *go upstairs* >O<
Calzer: that works everytime -u-
Cally: yeah, but i'm really going to bed though, all that cooking and shopping was tiring
31 Jan, 2016, 2:45 am
Willow: Good night, ma'am. :U
31 Jan, 2016, 2:52 am
Cally: don't answer the door if anyone knocks, make sure the doors are locked and don't break anything, good night everyone ^-^
everyone: good night -w-
Jennette: and i'll take full responsibility for anything that goes wrong with ur house
Cally: good *goes upstairs*
Jonathon: welp, it's just me Jennette Willow and Calzer now -u-
31 Jan, 2016, 2:56 am
Willow: Is there any books I can read? :U
31 Jan, 2016, 3:10 am
Calzer: im pretty sure Cally's house has the same layout as mine, so i'll show u *leads Willow to a doorway about the size of....my room, bookshelves border the walls and there's a computer desk in the middle* there's books in here, this first shelf is children's books, then there's gradeschool books, then there's clean teen books along with comedy, romance, horror, fantasy and other genres of that sort then on the back wall are mangas and then on the right, we have comics and graphic novels,
31 Jan, 2016, 3:17 am
Willow: Okay, thank you. :3 *gets a book and starts reading*
31 Jan, 2016, 3:28 am
Calzer: oh? 'Pomegrantes' that's one of my favorite books, a lot of important messages in there ^-^
Jennette: *sits on the floor, turns on the TV and watches game shows*
Jonathon: game shows? :/
Jennette: yeah, there's nothing else on :T
Jonathon: cool *watches with her* :T
31 Jan, 2016, 3:31 am
Willow: I hate corny insporationall messages. >:T They're stupid and- *falls asleep* -O-
31 Jan, 2016, 3:41 am
Calzer: aww......she's asleep, how adorable! ^//w//^ *comes out the room* it's just us now, Willow fell asleep
Jonathon: really? ah, maybe 9:3O was a bit too late of a time ^-^'
Jennette: i'll put her in her room *gets a fairytale* *gently carries Willow to the guest room without waking her and tucks her in* *reads the fairytale aloud* -u-
Calzer: *looks at Ivory* hm......do u think he needs covers?
Jonathon: can't hurt *carefully puts covers on Ivory* there, nice and snug -u-
31 Jan, 2016, 2:27 pm
Willow: *talking in her sleep* Mm...... Cake.......... No......... My cake......... Zzzzz.......... -w-
Ivory: *lets out a content sigh* -u- *sleeping peacefully*
01 Feb, 2016, 1:18 am
*the next day*
*an alarm goes off*
Jonathon and Jennette: *pop up* AHH! O.O
Calzer: *turns off the alarm* we set this for u -u-
Cally: yeah, so we can make sure ur up -w-
Jonathon: mmm.....it's not even 9:OO yet...... -_-'
Calzer: no it's 7:3O, rise and shine ^-^
Jonathon and Jennette: *get up and yawn* -O-
Jonathon: i'll make breakfast -.-'
Jennette: and i guess i'll wake everyone else up......
Jonathon: u do that *goes downstairs* *taps Ivory* hey....it's time to wake up, i'll be back after i start these eggs, *goes in the kitchen*
01 Feb, 2016, 1:27 am
Ivory: *wakes up a little confused* Huh......? Daddy....? Ace.......? -.o
01 Feb, 2016, 1:36 am
Jonathon: *comes back* oh, ur up, good morning, i'm making eggs, bacon and toast for breakfast -u-
Jennette: *having a hard time waking up Carlos and Carlita* get up, u 2! >:T
Calzer: *shakes Willow* it's time to get up, sweetie ^-^
Cally: *helps Jennette* they're always tough to get up, just like u used to be, allow me -u- *pulls Carlita out of her bed*
Carlita: whoa! O.O
Cally: *puts her ontop of Carlos* -u-
Carlos: hey! >O<
Carlita: moooom, why'd u do that?! >O<
Cally: to get u up, rise and shine, kids ^-^
Carlos: my dad pulls me out of the bed almost everyday :o
Carlita: same with my mom :/
01 Feb, 2016, 1:49 am
Ivory: I miss mom and dad.......... ._.
Willow: AAAAHHH! MONSTER! GET AWAY FROM ME!! DX *hits Calzer with a pillow*
01 Feb, 2016, 1:54 am
Calzer: Willow, it's ok, it's just me, r u ok? ^-^'
Jonathon: well.....i'm not sure what to do about that, but don't worry, u'll see them pretty soon, just try not to think about it too much did u sleep well? -u-
01 Feb, 2016, 1:58 am
Willow: *throwing a tantrum* NO! NO! NO! DX
Ivory: I guess........... ._.
01 Feb, 2016, 2:09 am
Calzer: i know u probably miss ur mom and dad, and it may be scary without them, but don't worry, u'll see them really soon *sits next to her and sings in a soft voice* don't u worry Willow, ur gonna be alright, ur mommy and daddy will be at ur side, no matter what, they'll always come back, all nightmares will drift away, and u'll be right back on track, Willow dear, no need to fear, we'll always be there..... -o-
Jonathon: u've been pretty good and u seemed to be sleeping soundly, don't let ur fears control u, everything's fine *gives him a reas.suring hug and then tends to the eggs*
01 Feb, 2016, 2:13 am
Willow: *hits Calzer* STOP IT! LEAVE ME ALONE! I HATE YOU!! >:U
Soren: *appears* Don't mind her, she's not a morning person. She throws a tantrum every morning. Luckily Spadey took their magic away or you'd be dead. :3
Ivory: ............... *deep in thought* ._.
01 Feb, 2016, 2:19 am
Calzer: wait, this is an everyday thing? how does Spade calm her down? :/
Jennette: *comes in* what's going on? and when did Soren get here? :T
Jonathon: *peaks into the living room to check on Ivory* *goes back to cooking*
01 Feb, 2016, 2:35 am
Soren: I'm always here. You can't get rid of the sky. :U Anyway, he either threatens her, sings to her, or rages on her completely and knocks her out with his magic. She truly gets her anger issues from her father. While Ivory is hard to handle at night, she'll give you an awful time in the morning. :3
Willow: *bites Soren* >:U
Soren: *bleeding golden blood* *holding back a scream* I'm........ fine.......... Q-Q
01 Feb, 2016, 2:36 am
Ivory: *creates grass toys and quietly plays by himself*
01 Feb, 2016, 2:45 am
Calzer: well singing didn't work, im too weak to even hurt her, and im not that strong in the field of threats, so i'll just go....... good morning -w- *leaves the room*
Jennette: well Calzer, i know how she feels, this is an angrily tired tantrum, so she'll cool down eventually, we just have to wait until things calm down in her mind -u-
Calzer: how long will that take?
Jennette: up to an hour
Jonathon: *starts making the toast*
02 Feb, 2016, 12:21 am
Willow: *starts throwing things around* AAAAAAAAH!! I HATE EVERYONE!! YOU'RE ALL STUPID! >:U
Cyprus: *appears dressed as Spade* Willow...... -w-
Willow: *stops* Daddy......? :o
Cyprus: *pulls out a knife* Don't make me cut that pretty lil face up. It'd be ashame to have to kill you over something like this. ^-^
Willow: *lets out a high pitched scream* AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! DX *runs downstairs*
Cyprus: There. -w-
Soren: Yay, Cypi. :D
02 Feb, 2016, 9:14 am
Calzer: wow......
Jennette: that worked, thx *goes downstairs* good morning!
Cally: no, don't go back to sleep, that's the whole point of splashing water on ur face
Carlos and Carlos: but we like slepin'
Cally: go downstairs! grand....pa has breakfast for u
Carlos and Carlita: fine......*go downstairs reluctantly*
03 Feb, 2016, 12:14 am
Cyprus: With that, I'm off. -w- *disappears*
Soren: Can I have breakfast too? :U
Willow: *hiding in a corner, crying* >m<
Ivory: *looking at her* :o
03 Feb, 2016, 1:00 am
Cally: sure, i dont see why not ^-^ i'll join everyone when im done straightening everything up :T
Jennette: *looks at Willow* r u alright Willow?
Jonathon: *finishes breakfast* *comes in the living room* o-OK! breakfast is rea- *sees Willow* umm.....did i miss something here? .-.
Carlos: did u make bacon? 83
Carlita: yeah, did u? 83
Jonathon: i did........
Carlos and Carlita: yaaaay! *dash into the kitchen* >w<
03 Feb, 2016, 10:51 pm
Soren: Yay! *runs downstairs* Human breakfast! :D
Willow: D-daddy said he was going to kill me.......... >m<
04 Feb, 2016, 1:05 am
Jennette: aww....Willow, ur dad won't really kil.l u, punish u a bit harshly, but not kil.l u, he loves u too much he just wants u to behave and make sure ur still the sweet little girl that u are and that takes a bit of love filled discipline ^-^
Jonathon: hey Soren, i made eggs, bacon and toast, and there's some natural fruit juices too, help urself, just make sure there's enough leftover for everyone else to have :T
Carlos and Carlita: *eating* mmmm! ^w^
04 Feb, 2016, 1:08 am
*maybe after harshly
04 Feb, 2016, 1:12 am
Willow: B-b-but he had a knife........... Daddy never does that...... QmQ
Soren: NO! They should leave enough for me! Imma spirit! I don't want your nasty human food anyways! >:U
04 Feb, 2016, 1:19 am
Jonathon: ok :T
Jennette: well.....im not really sure what the knif.e was about or why he had it, that's pretty surprising to me too, but i'm sure it wasn't for harmful reasons, he probably had it for emphasizing his point and i don't think he was going to actually stab u with it, ur his one and only daughter that he loves dearly -u-
04 Feb, 2016, 1:30 am
Willow: B-but he had scawy eyes............. 8c
Soren: Don't "ok" me young man!! I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A MANTLE!! >:U
04 Feb, 2016, 1:42 am
Jonathon: eheheheh well.....let's not go that far......sir.... ^-^'
Jennette: if he was that different than how he usually is, then perhaps he wasn't really ur dad >uO afterall, he is on supposed on a short vacation right now
04 Feb, 2016, 1:46 am
Willow: Really? But he looks just like my daddy...... :o
Soren: *goes to Willow* That's your grandpa. Your dad can't jump between dimensions, can he? Plus he had golden eyes. :T
Willow: *thinking* ................... Oh yeah......... :o
04 Feb, 2016, 1:48 am
Jennette: do u feel better now? c:
04 Feb, 2016, 1:52 am
Willow: Umm........ A little...... Grandpa's so scary though. I can never tell him, daddy, and other grandpa apart....... :c
04 Feb, 2016, 2:06 am
Jennette: the other grandpa? who's the other grandpa? :/ and yeah, he is pretty scary, but living in fear won't help, so u just gotta push through -u-
Calzer and Cally: *come down*
Jonathon: *comes in the room* hey.....breakfast is ready everyone! :p
Calzer: i'll just take a juice, i'm not really hungry -u- *peaks in the kitchen* wait....why r u just now telling everyone that breakfast is done, Carlos and Carlita are already done their meals and practically finish the pop-tart too? >.> ur pretty late with the breakfast call...... :/
Jonathon: because.....i was about to deliver the message, but then i got......distracted....... ^-^'
04 Feb, 2016, 2:11 am
Willow: My daddy's daddy is my other grandpa. :U
04 Feb, 2016, 2:13 am
Jennette: oh, ok :o do u wanna eat breakfast now? same question to u Ivory -u-
04 Feb, 2016, 10:46 pm
Willow: Umm, yes........
Ivory: *nods*
05 Feb, 2016, 1:48 am
Jennette: alright, well it's in the kitchen *leads them to the kitchen* ^-^
Jonathon: u can all help urself to what's on the table -u-
Cally: just make sure u clean up everything
Jonathon: i will, i know u like a clean house
06 Feb, 2016, 12:42 am
Willow: Aren't you gonna fix us a plate? Daddy always fixes ours. :U
06 Feb, 2016, 1:00 am
Jonathon: he does? well i shuldn't change any routines *fixes Ivory and Willow's plates* here u go darlings, a plate of golden scrambled eggs with 3 crispy bacon strips, a slice of well done edible toast with a side of jam and *gives them both a bottle of apple juice* all natural juice from the apples of above, enjoy -u- just call me over if u need anything
Calzer: neeever be a waiter, that was um.....a pretty poor performance ^-^'
Jonathon: i know, but who cares right?
Calzer: *shrugs*
Calzer Cally and Jennette: *fix their platesnand eat
06 Feb, 2016, 1:10 am
Willow and Ivory: Thank you. *start eating*
Soren: *fgets some juice* Hmm....... The stuff from Cypi's trees taste better. -p-
Willow: That's because they're special trees, grandpa!
Soren: Still. >:T
06 Feb, 2016, 1:20 am
Jonathon: ur welcome and thx for teaching how to cook Calzer, i know i say it everytime i make a meal, but i'm really grateful for ur lessons :p
Calzer: no problem -u-
Jonathon: does everyone like their breakfast? Carlos and Carlita, i know u did *eats a piece of bacon*
Carlos: it's super delishy :p
Carlita: yeah! ^w^
06 Feb, 2016, 1:43 am
Soren: I've had better. >:T
Willow: It's good. :3
Ivory: Yeah. :T
06 Feb, 2016, 1:49 am
MOTHER 3 IS COMING TO AMERICA!! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!! I'VE WAITED FOR SO LONG!! AFTER SO MANY YEARS, IT'S HAPPENING!! >u<
I thought it would never happen in my lifetime, but it's finally happening.
At least I think it's happening. They say they're almost done westernizing it.
06 Feb, 2016, 1:52 am
Jonathon: thx, im glad u enjoy it -u- when breakfast is done, we're gonna get freshened up and ready to begin our day
Carlos: i'll guess we'll do that since we're done already :o u can go first Carlita, since u live here c:
Carlita: ok ^w^ *goes upstairs*
good night, i have a dentist appointment tommorow but u can come afterwards at like 2ish >uO
06 Feb, 2016, 1:54 am
wow! that's awesome! it's a dream come true! :D
06 Feb, 2016, 1:59 am
I'm so so happy. I was fangirling and squealing to my brother about it. It's so amazing! The trilogy is finally complete!! >u<
As long as they don't change anything, I hope. This is gonna be great. 2016 is off to a great start
06 Feb, 2016, 2:00 am
Good night
Willow: What are we gonna do today? :U
Soren: Go back home. :3
Willow: Oh. :T
06 Feb, 2016, 11:46 am
yeah, they better not change anything :T
also, im gonna play earthbound hopefully today :p
Jonathon: until then, we'll do Calzer's daily routines
Calzer: wait.....why r they my routines? :/
Jonathon: because it's ur genderbend house and plus, my routines are pretty much just watching TV and playing video games that i made until i either go to work, go to ur house or spend time with Demitrius :p anyway, after getting dressed, he usually picks the freshly grown fruit for the day, then he runs 1O laps around the pool, after that he does yoga, then he goes inside to do complicated math problems and stuff, don't worry, i won't put u guys through the pain of solving math
Calzer: but it's fun..... .-.
Cally: yeah..... .-.
Jonathon: while ur having "fun" we'll be having REAL fun by goofing around
Calzer: ok-
Cally: -just don't distract us
06 Feb, 2016, 11:58 pm
Ivory: How big is the pool? :U
Willow: It might be easy to us. Your math is behind ours. :T
07 Feb, 2016, 12:05 am
Jonathon: it's pretty big, it's like say the size of that living room and this dining room combined :T
Calzer: i was gonna do some Calculus today, but i'd love to learn ur more advanced math sometime ^u^
Cally: me too >uO
07 Feb, 2016, 12:27 am
Willow: Daddy said we weren't allowed to teach stuff to other worlds. :U
Soren: If they did, I'd have to kill you. *has a sadistic smile on his face* *holds his bloody axe and flicks his tail*
07 Feb, 2016, 12:28 am
Calzer: what? why? O.O'
07 Feb, 2016, 12:33 am
Soren: Because worlds are only allowed to progress at the fixed rate we set for them. If they were to change fate, then you'd have to be erased from history, your entire existence destroyed ever so slowly. Ahahaha......!
Willow: Grandpa's scary......... QmQ
07 Feb, 2016, 12:37 am
Calzer: wow....... well.....there goes that dream..... .-.
Carlita: *comes down all dressed* ur turn Carlos ^.^
Carlos: ok *goes upstairs*
07 Feb, 2016, 12:47 am
The crazy guy just killed me again and he made a good pun off of it. I gotta hand it to him for this one. He used a stun gun on me and said "Hahahaha! Did it SHOCK you? Huh?!"
I admit that I laughed a little
Soren: Aww....... So you don't want to progress? I wanted to erase you slowly though........... :c
07 Feb, 2016, 12:50 am
wow! that was a pretty clever pun even if it revolved around ur dea.th :p
Calzer: im srry ^-^'
07 Feb, 2016, 12:53 am
Soren: *real voice* D****t! >:c *throws the axe at Calzer, barely missing him and making a huge hole in the wall*
07 Feb, 2016, 12:56 am
Calzer: *looks at the axe* uhh.....O_o'
07 Feb, 2016, 12:58 am
Soren: *goes back to his fake voice* Oops.... :o I'm sorry. I totally didn't try to kill you, but unfortunately missed you. Not at all.......... :/ *swishes his tail and twitches his ears*
07 Feb, 2016, 1:06 am
Calzer: .........anyway, i'm gonna go clean up now while i wait for my turn in the shower ^-^'
Jonathon: hey! i already cleaned up! >:T
Calzer: u didn't put the jam and leftover eggs away -u-
Jonathon: we're still using it :U
07 Feb, 2016, 1:13 am
Soren: *mutters in his real voice* Stupid humans........ Wanna kill them all one day......... >.>
Ivory: What are we going to do now? :o
07 Feb, 2016, 1:27 am
Calzer: well...... *puts the jam and leftover eggs away* ......
Jonathon: here's what we're gonna do, how wuld u like to see how video games and movie effects are made? that'll surely pass the time >uO
Cally: why not just read or something? :/
Jonathon: im a techno geek, it's what i do -p-
07 Feb, 2016, 1:30 am
Ivory: No, because that's for nerds, nerd! >:U
07 Feb, 2016, 1:33 am
Holy c.rap, the world is really serious with trying to kill my character
07 Feb, 2016, 1:35 am
Jonathon: hey, im proud to be a nerd, it's actually pretty fun once u get into it -wO anyway, what wuld u prefer to do then? something destructive? magic-based? requires physical activity?
07 Feb, 2016, 1:36 am
how? wasn't it always serious? :o
07 Feb, 2016, 1:43 am
Ivory: MAGIC! MAGIC! DESTRUCTION!! >:D
Well, a lot's going on, but today the world just unleashed a whole bunch of agressive attacks on me to try to kill me. First I almost got hit by a train, then I almost got hit by a car, then I almost burned to death in a fire, then the rain soaked me, then freezing air combined with the rain almost froze me to death, then I had trouble breathing because of the smoke in my lungs while running, then I fell down a manhole, but got saved, then a lamp post almost fell on me, then lightning almost striked me, and now I might get caught in an explosion in the science lab in an effort to escape from the rain and lightning. Also, the crazy guy might snap and murder me at any moment. He's trying to help me live, but his split personality is trying to kill me
07 Feb, 2016, 1:45 am
Not really, but the crazy guy, his route has 7 bad endings compared to everyone else's 3 or 2 bad ones. It's easy to get yourself killed here because you're not supposed to be alive in this world
07 Feb, 2016, 1:46 am
The tower is about to explode again AND the crazy guy snapped
Two for one
07 Feb, 2016, 2:04 am
wow....that's a lot to happen all in one day
Jonathon: alright, let's g-
Cally: u better not destroy anything! this is my house >:U
Jonathon: pssh! we won't, we're gonna go to an open area
Jennette: wait.....they don't have their magic though :o
Jonathon: hmm....i know! i'll use mine and uhh....i'll figure something out :T c'mon! *goes outside to the front yard*
Jennette: *follows*
Jonathon: since we haven't showered yet, we dont have to worry about getting dir.ty -p- i can't go completely destructive because we're in a neighborhood full of neighbors and property that's expensive to replace, we need to be cautious and respectful, so let's keep it in the yard *electrifies the fence*
Jennette: oh i get it, we're gonna watch things disentigrate on the fence and use ur powers and science to makes them explode and such when they they touch the fence
Jonathon: yeah, it's good practice and it's safe -u-
07 Feb, 2016, 2:04 am
oh wow! O.O
07 Feb, 2016, 2:07 am
Ivory: THIS IS LAME!! I WANNA USE MY MAGIC! I DON'T WANNA BE RESPECTFUL!! >:U *hits Jonathon*
In the end, I got another bad ending and was choked to death before my spirit friend could give me answers
07 Feb, 2016, 2:13 am
choked?! o.O
Jonathon: hold on, i didn't show u the cool part yet, *picks up a quarter and an empty bottle of soda, pours the little bit of soda left innthe bottle onto the quarter and gives it to Ivory* just throw this quarter at the fence and watch what happens -u-
07 Feb, 2016, 2:22 am
Yeaah, if I didn't die he would die.
I just got another bad death. First I died in another explosion and then in another death I got crushed to death by a car, a truck, a pillar, and other stuff while walking to work
07 Feb, 2016, 2:24 am
Ivory: *throws the quarter in Jonathon's face* SHUT UP! >:U
07 Feb, 2016, 2:24 am
oh no! :o
a car, a truck AND a pillar? how'd that happen?!
07 Feb, 2016, 2:33 am
Jonathon: well i see this doesn't amuse u the way it does for me......so in return i give u permission to beat me up like the nerd that i am? -u-
Jennette: why wuld u give him permission to- >.>
Jonathon: because i pretty much just wasted his time with a false sense of destruction, so im making up for it by letting him take his anger out on me :T it's always good to release it on who or what ur mad at, than to hold it in :/
Jennette: good luck with that, but u do realize the fence is still electried right? >.>
Jonathon: oh......right......if i ran into that, it wuld really be painful...... .-.
07 Feb, 2016, 2:45 am
There was an accident. The world's trying to kill me
07 Feb, 2016, 2:49 am
Ivory: HA!! >:C *beating Jonathon up the hardest he can, which isn't very painful*
07 Feb, 2016, 2:52 am
ohh.....wow....i just realized u play a lot of things where u have to guard ur life, Amnesia, Ib, Long Lived the Queen, One shot etc :T
07 Feb, 2016, 3:00 am
Jonathon: whoa.....! *falls to the ground* ack! i was caught off guard! ^-^'
Jennette: doesn't that hurt?
Jonathon: yeah, a little.....but i can handle it, im a man! *covers his face* >pO
07 Feb, 2016, 3:03 am
I guess I like things with crazy characters. Amnesia's really good. That reminds me that I need to finish getting all the achievements for Long Live the Queen. I completely forgot about that. :T
07 Feb, 2016, 3:05 am
Ivory: Then fight me back! Coward! >:U
Willow: I think humans can get arrested for that here. :o
07 Feb, 2016, 3:16 am
Jonathon: yeah, i actually culd.....get arrested if i fought back because ur a child and in this world that wuld be considered abuse ^-^'
Jennette: well there's no one around and my neighbors'll probably think it's play fighting anyway since im not intervening and u both seem to be having fun :T
Jonathon: oh right *lightly hits Ivory back a few times*
Jennette: this is pretty interesting to watch :T
07 Feb, 2016, 3:17 am
lol i actually forgot about that too, but when u talked about the world out to get u, it made me think of it :p
07 Feb, 2016, 3:29 am
Ivory: *yells* HIT ME LIKE YOU MEAN IT!! >:U
Soren: Heh, you're gonna get in trouble. >:3
07 Feb, 2016, 3:32 am
This other character is such a crazy yandere, but his voice is just so...........! I love it........ *-*
07 Feb, 2016, 3:38 am
what's his voice like? :p
Jonathon: ok, but i warn u, im a weakling *punchs Ivory and pushes him off of him*
Jennette: *cleans up the trash around them* :T
07 Feb, 2016, 3:33 pm
I'll be blunt, it sounds hot when he's talking crazy. His tone of voice was so nice sounding
Ivory: Ow! >:T STOP IT!! >:U *kicks him*
Soren: You'll be getting your powers back soon, kiddies. I sense your dad and brother will be coming in a couple of minutes. :p
Willow: Yay! >u<
Ivory: Ha! You hear that! I'll kick your butt soon! >:D
07 Feb, 2016, 11:40 pm
yaaaaaay! :D
Jonathon: that hurt? srry....at least u'll have ur magic back soon
Cally: *comes outside* one of u can go shower now :T
Carlita: yeah! :D
Jennette: i guess i'll go *goes inside* :T
08 Feb, 2016, 12:12 am
Ivory: Yeah! >:D
Ace: *appears with Spade*
Willow and Ivory: DADDY! BIG BROTHER!! :D *run up and hug them* You're back! You're back! >u<
Spade: We missed you too. -u-
Ace: You guys have fun? ^w^
Willow and Ivory: Yes. Sort of. :U
08 Feb, 2016, 12:15 am
Jonathon: *gets up* oh hey, they were fairly good, and they seemed to have fun even without magic, but then they started missing u, but we made the best of things -u-
08 Feb, 2016, 12:23 am
I only got two achievements left to get in Amnesia. Then I'll get a badge and some skins I believe. I think I also get Amnesia emoticons. :3
08 Feb, 2016, 12:25 am
what's the two achievements? :o
08 Feb, 2016, 12:28 am
Spade: Ah, I see. So has your mind changed about twins during this experience? -w-
08 Feb, 2016, 12:29 am
To listen to every still image voice (which I messed up on) and getting every trophy (which is getting every achievement).
08 Feb, 2016, 12:40 am
Jonathon: well, i think it's a lot of responsibility, even more than i thought, and i actually learned some things, but i think i can handle it, however, Demitrius kind of left me hanging, but she said she'll go along with whatever decision i make :T
08 Feb, 2016, 12:42 am
heh heh an acheivement for getting acheivements.... :p
08 Feb, 2016, 12:46 am
Spade: Well alright then. I wish you luck whenever you adopt your children. Young ones are harder to raise than older children. -u-
Ivory: Magic magic magic! :U
Spade: Wait! >:c
Ivory: MAGIC!! DX
Spade: I swear........ >.>
08 Feb, 2016, 12:47 am
At least it's an easy one
08 Feb, 2016, 12:55 am
Jonathon: really? i thought it way the other way around...... :T anyway, thx -u-
Cally: well to be fair, ur only experience is with older kids, Ivory Willow and Carlos are 7 :T
Jonathon: oh yeah..... and Sophia was 6 when i actually started being a full time father for her without Calzer's mom's constant help ^-^' i shuld probably i adopt someone in that range then.....
08 Feb, 2016, 12:56 am
yeah! :p
08 Feb, 2016, 1:01 am
Spade: When they were babies they would cry non-stop. Sure, we were in a war, but they were in the safe zone. Then they constantly had their hands on dangerous stuff......... Raising Ace up from 12 was WAAAY easier...... >.>
Ivory: But we're awesome. :U
Spade: Sure, whatever. >.>
08 Feb, 2016, 1:07 am
Jonathon: wow.....and considering i have zero experience with babies, i'll take ur word for it -u-
Cally: no experience? so ur saying u never babysat ur sister? O.o
Jonathon: nope, i had school and work and stuff :T
08 Feb, 2016, 1:16 am
Spade: Babbies are super cute though. They used to be so soft and squishy....! >u< Ahem..... But anyway, I'm glad they're older. -u-
08 Feb, 2016, 1:22 am
Jonathon: yeah. babies are pretty cute -w- anyway the 3 of us didn't shower yet, we're actually waiting for our turn now, Jennette shuld be almost done, but since ur here, i suppose they can do that at home :T
08 Feb, 2016, 1:34 am
Spade: Yeah, I'll give them their bath at home. Say thank you kids. -u-
Willow and Ivory: Thank you for taking care of us, mister. We had fun. :3
Ace: See you guys around. >u0 *disappears with everyone*
Soren: I'm staying here forever. You can't kick me out. >:3
08 Feb, 2016, 1:44 am
Jonathon: well i mean......u can stay if u want, anyone's welcome :T
Cally: i'll go see if Jennette's done *goes inside* *comes back out* Jennette's done, she's just doing her hair and nails now :T
Jonathon: alright, i'll see u later Soren *goes inside*
Cally: ...so....do u wanna run laps with me and Calzer out back? :T
Carlita: noooooo! >O< *runs inside*
Cally: i wasn't even talking to her...... :/
08 Feb, 2016, 1:58 am
Soren: Well I didn't want to stay here anyway! >:U *disappears*
08 Feb, 2016, 2:05 am
Cally: *goes inside*
Calzer: i already picked and sorted ur fruit, now r u ready to run?
Cally: yeah ^w^
*they go out back and run laps around the pool*
Cally: hey! why r u slightly faster than me?! >:U
Calzer: idk, maybe cuz im slightly lighter i guess? :/ i mean i have slightly skinnier legs than u, so that culd play a part :T
08 Feb, 2016, 2:17 am
Spade: Alright, here's your magic back. -u- *gives Willow and Ivory back their magic*
Willow and Ivory: YEAH! MAGIC!! XD
Spade: No go upstairs and get ready for your bath. -u-
Willow and Ivory: *run upstairs*
Ace: It's nice to have them back. :3
Spade: Yeah..... It was nice to finally have our own night though. -o-'
Ace: You and Heart deserve a break. :p
Spade: Of course we do. >.>
08 Feb, 2016, 2:31 am
Jennette: *goes downstairs and watches TV*
Calzer and Cally: *fiercely competing to beat each other in the "race"* >:T
*later, Calzer wins by a small margin*
Cally: i want a redo! >:T
Calzer: no redoes, whoever wins is truly the winner -p- anyway, it's yoga time -u-
Cally: fine! >.> *takes out some blankets* but im doing the coaching! >:T
Calzer: that's fine :T
Cally: alright, everyone get into ur positions -w-
everyone: *gets in their positions and do yoga*
Carlos: im bored! >O<
Carlita: me too! >O<
Carlos: why the grown-ups gotta do yogurt all the time? >:T
Carlita: idk, they're not doin' nothin' but stretching and standin' in stupid weird ways! >:T
Calzer: *ahem* we can still hear u
14 Feb, 2016, 1:42 pm
*Suddenly a giant meteor crashed down on both worlds and kil.led everyone*
THE END!