Frantic Caligula by X ScowL X
Jokes Don't Die So Easy - by Renard
Behold! The Roman Emporer: Caligula.
My absolute favorite roman emporer, and here's why:
(All of the following is completely true, not making any of this up)
So Caligula was a pretty harsh ruler, loved to watch exucutions and torture and ki.lling people in general. His reign started smoothly, he actually wasn't that bad for a 24 year old with no government experience.
But then he fell ill. To the point where he was on the brink of death. (cont in comments)
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19 Oct, 2015, 4:39 pm
After a month he was shockingly able to recover... But he was not the same. His state of mind had been corrupted.
-Tall, lanky, and awkwardly lengthy he made it an offense punishable by death to mention a goat in his presence.
-He would be found to hold conversations with the moon
-He spent a good amount of time rolling in money and drinking dissolved pearls
-He mixed gold flakes into his horse's food.
-Built his horse its own house, complete with a marble stall and silver manger
-Built a 2 mile bridge across the bay of Bauli just so he could spend 2 days galloping back and forth on it
-Found in women's clothing. A lot.
-One day there weren't enough competetors for a gladitotial battle so he literally threw a section of the audience into the arena with a bunch of wild animals (like lions and tigers)
-Attempted to make his horse a senator.
The only reason he didn't was because Caligula was assassinated before he could do so.
-Was stabbed thirty times to death.
20 Oct, 2015, 11:27 am
cooooooooooool :D i really like the way u made his face :D