yo mama's so stupid, when she studied the (true) theory of evolution by natural selection, she thought it was like god's cell phone upgrade. (christians, dont hate me!)
this one is not a yo mama joke,tist one is a yo daddy joke,ok?.......yo daddy so gross,when ur freind came over and asked whats for dinner,he opend his legs jumped on the table and siad meat balls
The teacher asked for ppl to look at the board an this one kid wasnt looking. The teacher said 'Oh, remind me not to take you on a driving test when you're older' *he starts pretending to steer and look around* he said 'we'll end up in the hedge!'
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16 Jul, 2012, 3:20 pm
yo mama so fat when she jump up in dha air she get stuk.XC.LOL.
16 Jul, 2012, 3:27 pm
Yo Mama's so fat, her belt's the equator! ^-^
16 Jul, 2012, 3:44 pm
Yo mama's so stupid, she locked herself out of a motorcycle
16 Jul, 2012, 3:45 pm
yo mama's so old, she drove Jesus to his first day of school
16 Jul, 2012, 3:47 pm
Yo mama's so poor, she had 2 use a lay-o-way to buy some bubblegum
16 Jul, 2012, 4:22 pm
yo mama so poor she lives in a 2 story dorito bag with a dog named chip
16 Jul, 2012, 4:23 pm
LOL.ALL PEAOPLE ARE FUNNY UP IN HERE!!LOL!!
17 Jul, 2012, 4:32 pm
that was weak man
17 Jul, 2012, 4:34 pm
yo mama so ugly when she robbed X.D,the bank they had too turn the camras off.LOL.X.D'
17 Jul, 2012, 10:00 pm
If u enjoy, plz like!
18 Jul, 2012, 3:23 am
yo mama's so stupid, when she studied the (true) theory of evolution by natural selection, she thought it was like god's cell phone upgrade. (christians, dont hate me!)
18 Jul, 2012, 6:13 am
LOL! i don't hate.God says don't hate
18 Jul, 2012, 5:41 pm
ok people tell some more jokes i want too LOL!
20 Jul, 2012, 2:16 am
yo mama's so fat, when she jumped in the pool she made the year 3000
20 Jul, 2012, 7:39 am
Yo Mama so fat, when she saw a (yellow) school bus she yelled ''TWINKIE!!!'' (LOL hope this isn't offending to anyone)
21 Jul, 2012, 5:19 am
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist's to get a blue tooth
23 Jul, 2012, 5:25 am
yo mama so poor when i stept on a sigeret bud she said ho turnd out the heat
24 Jul, 2012, 5:53 pm
you know how else likes to make yo mama jokes?MY MOM!
28 Jul, 2012, 6:04 am
yo mammas soooo stupid she got fired from the mnm factory for sorting out all the ''w's''lol
28 Jul, 2012, 6:05 am
yo mammas so stupid she tried to commit suici de by jumping off a building and got lost on the way down
28 Jul, 2012, 6:06 am
yo mammas soo stupid she got lost inside qfc and starved to death
28 Jul, 2012, 6:09 am
yo mammas soo fat when she put on a yellow dress a kid said look mommy its the sun.
28 Jul, 2012, 6:10 am
yo mammas sooo poor when i said i had to go to the bathroom she said pick a corner any corner
28 Jul, 2012, 6:11 am
ok i got loads more but im done (for now)
30 Jul, 2012, 4:35 pm
yo mamas so ugly she looks like you :P
30 Jul, 2012, 4:36 pm
yo mamas so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and craped her pants XD
01 Aug, 2012, 6:15 am
Im just sitting here reading the comments lol'ing x3
11 Aug, 2012, 3:50 am
yo mama's so fat she has to walk around her bu.tt. and when she gets all the way around, it's her birthday
22 Aug, 2012, 2:40 am
Yo mama's so ugly that when she was born, they had to tint the windows of the hospital! LOL to all these jokes!
22 Aug, 2012, 2:45 am
Yo mama's so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl! XD
23 Aug, 2012, 9:18 pm
ur moma is so gross,when a ur freind came over and asked whats for dinner,she opend her legs and siad crabs.
25 Aug, 2012, 5:15 pm
this one is not a yo mama joke,tist one is a yo daddy joke,ok?.......yo daddy so gross,when ur freind came over and asked whats for dinner,he opend his legs jumped on the table and siad meat balls
17 Sep, 2012, 7:25 pm
any one here?
22 Oct, 2012, 2:25 am
Yo mama so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed XD
22 Oct, 2012, 2:29 am
And yo daddy so stupid, he got fired from being a fireman for catching the firetruck on fire XD
22 Oct, 2012, 2:33 am
Yo mama so stupid, she thought the SAT's were serveys to see how people spend their saturdays.
02 Jan, 2013, 10:40 pm
yo mumma so dat that she makes titanic look like a tic tac
02 Jan, 2013, 10:40 pm
* fat
02 Jan, 2013, 10:42 pm
yo mumma so stupid she that nattielle was a italian ice cream sandwichn ^-^
14 Jun, 2023, 5:13 pm
@VIO_Felix_STAY143
:skull:
14 Jun, 2023, 5:19 pm
@VIO_Felix_STAY143
LUCKY~
Youve told me that 1 b4
14 Jun, 2023, 5:21 pm
@VIO_Felix_STAY143
READ THE "YOU DADDY SO GROSS ONE"
14 Jun, 2023, 5:25 pm
@VIO_Felix_STAY143
SAME XDDD IM WHEEZING LIKE AN OLD MAN N MY CHEST HURTS XDD
LEMME TELL U SMTH THAT ONE OF MY TEACHERS SAID TODAY
14 Jun, 2023, 6:04 pm
@VIO_Felix_STAY143
The teacher asked for ppl to look at the board an this one kid wasnt looking. The teacher said 'Oh, remind me not to take you on a driving test when you're older' *he starts pretending to steer and look around* he said 'we'll end up in the hedge!'
My dt teacher if so funny lmfaooo
14 Jun, 2023, 6:51 pm
@VIO_Felix_STAY143
The teacher said
'we need to use dees'
*he points to his eyes*
One kid shouted NUTS XDXD