Hi :3

Yo
how are ya?

I'm good.You?

i'm good

That's good

ye

So my mom has a short attion spand.lol

kay

So my mom was playing her computer game & I was talking to her.She was going to say something but she say a sea horse and said."Oh,sea ponie!"
And that's the joke of the day.

lol

XD
Well atleast I think she took her meds.

kay

I'm gonna get on the computer.
Also I haven't been on tumblr forrrr a lonnng time.How many followers you have?80?

kay
86

Daaammmmmn
I got 73.
I'm catching up and ready to get you.lol jkjkjkjkjkjk

idk how I got them, I bet a good 1/4 are TEST OUT MY FUCKING GAME people
lol

Lol
That basically explians my followers.XD

lol
so I'm watching hetalia videos and one of the recommendations is Top 13 Hetalia Sexiest guys 0-o

Kay.lol

Is it bad that I thought you put Hentai?XD

Yes very XD

Kay.
Take me now

gun sin.

You know what every game mail I'm just going to say John cena.

Don't, if you respond to one of those mail you will only get more

Dang but I wanna say John cena.lol
kay I wont.

Yea, I found out the hard way..

gun

Ok.

Gun #2

Gun #420

Gun #meme

Gun JOHN CENA

juesusssss crisp
lol

These memes are too dank

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Lol
you out danked
#get recked

jkjkjk

Ive always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous,
So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this.

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Lets come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

I love those fat Americans. You know theyre so obnoxious.
Theyre always eating burgers. Theyre always holding shotguns.
And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
They all got 100 kids cause they dont know how to put a condom on.
Uh huh. Cause thats the way they role.
Youve got to go big like an Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, theyre
Out of control like a Chinese driver.

I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin burkas while theyre riding camels.
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, theyre cool, but
Theyre always high, so dont let them fool ya.
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
Im just joking. If you didnt know then
Youre a little slow and youre probably from Poland.

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Lets come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck Australians,
And the crooked teeth of an English dude
Or those creepy Italians who think theyre smooth.
And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women dont shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.

I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says theyre all butt-naked.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
Theyve disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
Uh oh! Theyre all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast.
Theyre stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Koreans penis.

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Lets come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
(repeat 8x)

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Lets come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes

get stereotyped

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

[Chorus:]
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

[Chorus x2]

(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

[Chorus]

Get ricked rolled.

There, right there
Look at that tan, well tinted skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh please, he's gay, totally gay

I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate
The totally straight expatriate
This guy's not gay, I say, not gay

That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically medically fay?

But look at his quoft and crispy locks
Look at his silk translucent socks
There's the eternal paradox
Look, what we're seeing, what are we seeing?
Is he gay? Of course, he's gay or European?

Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?
Well, hey don't look at me

You see, they bring their boys up
Different in those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts

Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They will say things like, "Ciao, bella"
While they kiss you on both cheeks
Oh please

Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
Depending on the time of day, the French go either way
Is he gay or European or live right there?

Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro-hetro jerk
That guy's not gay, I say no way

That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume
Is automatically, radically, ironically, chronically
Certainly, curtainly, genetically, medically gay?
Officially gay, officially gay, gay, gay, gay

Dammit, gay or European?
So stylish and relaxed
Is he gay or European?
I think his chest is waxed

But they bring their boys up different
There it's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse

Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code
Yet, his accent is hypnotic
But his shoes are pointy toed

Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
But if he turns out straight
I'm free at eight on Saturday

Is he gay or European?
Gay or European?
Gay or Euro?

Wait a minute
Give me a chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try
The floor is yours

So, Mr. Argitacos
This alleged affair with Ms. Windam
Has been going on for? Two years
And your first name again is? Nicos

And your boyfriend's name is? Carlos
I'm sorry, I misunderstand
You say boyfriend
I thought you say best friend, Carlos is my best friend

You bastard, you lying bastard
That's it, I no cover for you, no more
Peoples, I have a big announcement
This man is gay and European

Whoa, and neither is his place
You've got to stop your being a completely closet case
It's me, not her he's seein'
No matter what he say

I swear, he never ever, ever swing the other way
You are so gay, you big parfait
You flaming boy in cabaret

I'm straight
You were not yesterday
So if I may, I'm proud to say

He's gay and European
He's gay and European
He's gay and European and gay

Fine okay, I'm gay
Hooray

GET GAYED OT EUROPEAN

We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A love no one could deny

Dont you ever say I just walked away
I will always want you
I cant live a lie, running for my life
I will always want you

I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All you ever did was break me
Yeah, you wreck me

I put you high up in the sky
And now, youre not coming down
It slowly turned, you let me burn
And now, were ashes on the ground

Dont you ever say I just walked away
I will always want you
I cant live a lie, running for my life
I will always want you

I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All you ever did was break me

I came in like a wrecking ball
Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung
Left me crouching in a blaze and fall
All you ever did was break me
Yeah, you wreck me

I never meant to start a war
I just wanted you to let me in
And instead of using force
I guess I shouldve let you in
I never meant to start a war
I just wanted you to let me in
I guess I shouldve let you in

Dont you ever say I just walked away
I will always want you

I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All you ever did was break me

I came in like a wrecking ball
Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung
Left me crouching in a blaze and fall
All you ever did was break me
Yeah, you, you wreck me

Yeah, you, you wreck me

Get wrecked ball

Get jazzy on 'em, I'm that flight that you get on, international
First class seat on my lap girl, riding comfortable
'Cause I know what the girl them need, New York to Haiti
I got lipstick stamps on my passport, make it hard to leave

Been around the world, don't speak the language
But your booty don't need explaining
All I really need to understand is
Will you talk dirty to me?
Talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me

Get jazzy on 'em, you know the words to my songs
No habla inglés
Our conversations ain't long
But you know what it is
I know what the girl them want, London to Taiwan
I got lipstick stamps on my passport
I think I need a new one

Been around the world, don't speak the language
But your booty don't need explaining
All I really need to understand is
Will you talk dirty to me?
Talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me

Uno, met a friend in Rio
Dos, she was all on me-o
Tres, we could ménage à three-o
Cuatro, oh (2 Chainz!)

Dos Cadenas, close to genius
Sold out arenas, you can suck my penis
Get with arenas, guns on deck (Deck)
Chest to chest, tongue on neck (Neck)
International oral sex
Every picture I take, I pose a threat
Boat or jet, what do you expect?
Her pussy so good I bought her a pet
Anyway, every day I'm trying to get to it
Got her saved in my phone under "Big Booty"
Anyway, every day I'm trying to get to it
Got her saved in my phone under "Big Booty"

Been around the world, don't speak the language
But your booty don't need explaining
All I really need to understand is
Will you talk dirty to me?
Talk dirty to me, yeah yeah
Talk dirty to me, talk to me
Talk dirty to me, oh yeah, get jazzy on her (What? I don't understand)

GET TALKED DIRTY TO ME

Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I'll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me

Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me

Knee deep in flowers we'll stray
We'll keep the showers away
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me?
And tiptoe through the tulips with me

Tip toe through the tulips with meh~

Look inside,
Look inside your tiny mind,
Now look a bit harder
Cause we're so uninspired,
so sick and tired of all the
hatred you harbor

So you say
It's not okay to be gay
Well I think you're just evil
You're just some racist who
can't tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval

Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you very, very much
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you very, very much
Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Do you get,
Do you get a little kick out of
being slow minded?
You want to be like your father
It's approval you're after
Well that's not how you find it

Do you,
Do you really enjoy living a
life that's so hateful?
Cause there's a hole where
your soul should be
Your losing control of it and
it's really distasteful

Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you very, very much
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you very, very much
Cause your words don't
translate and it's getting
quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
Fuck you

You say,
You think we need to go to war
Well, you're already in one
Cause it's people like you
That need to get slew
No one wants your opinion

Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you very, very much
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you (fuck you)
Fuck you very, very much
Cause your words don't translate
And it's getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you (repeat)

get fucked you
lol I love you

Let it go
Let it go
Can't hold you back anymore
Let it go
Let it go
Turn my back and slam the door

The snow blows white on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation and it looks like I'm the Queen
The wind is howling like the swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried

Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good girl
You always had to be
Conceal, don't feel
Don't let them know
Well, now they know

Let it go
Let it go
Can't hold you back anymore
Let it go
Let it go
Turn my back and slam the door
And here I stand, and here I'll stay
Let it go
Let it go
The cold never bothered me anyway

It's funny how some distance
Makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me
Can't get to me at all
Up here in the cold thin air
I finally can breathe
I know left a life behind but I'm to relieved to grieve

Let it go
Let it go
Can't hold you back anymore
Let it go
Let it go
Turn my back and slam the door
And here I stand
And here I'll stay
Let it go
Let it go
The cold never bothered me anyway

Standing frozen in the life I've chosen
You won't find me, the past is so behind me
Buried in the snow

Let it go
Let it go
Can't hold you back anymore
Let it go
Let it go
Turn my back and slam the door
And here I stand
And here I'll stay
Let it go
Let it go
The cold never bothered me anyway

Get the COLD shoulder.
I luv chu too~

Wha- wha- what did she say
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
Because it is
dat pun do
GUN TIME

I'm just a bachelor
I'm looking for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
Without even falling off
Gotta be compatible
Takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off
I promise that you won't want to get off

If you're horny lets do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting, come and jump on it
If you're horny lets do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting, come and jump on it

Sitting here flossing
Peepin' your steelo
Just once if I have the chance
The things I would do to you
You and your body
Every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine
Juice flowing down your thigh

If you're horny lets do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting, come and jump on it
If you're horny lets do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting, come and jump on it

If we're gonna get nasty baby
First we'll show and tell
Till' I reach your pony tail, oh
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team, oh

If you're horny lets do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting, come and jump on it
If you're horny lets do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting, come and jump on it

If you're horny lets do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting, come and jump on it
If you're horny lets do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting, come and jump on it

If you're horny lets do it, ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting, come and jump on it

Ride it, saddles

gun
Thanx
Also you want me to talk dirty~

Yeah, I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Even if in the winter things tend to freeze
We've got the world Monopoly on trees
And our country's bordered by three different seas

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
We invented the zipper, we've got expertise
We made insulin to combat disease
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

Brits have got the monarchy
The U.S. has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

Et si ce n'était pas assez
On a duex langues officielles
L'anglais et le français
Ooh la la

Yeah, I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Where else do you find mounted police
Or go to the hospital and not pay fees?
Yeah, I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

And when freshwater is in high demand
We've got the world's largest supply on hand
So you know that we could make a pretty good friend
But it's even better if you can be

Brits have got the monarchy
The U.S. has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

So you're thinking to yourself
"How do I live in this beautiful country?"
Well, I've got some steps for you to follow

Step 1: Lose the gun
Step 2: Buy a canoe
Step 3: Live multiculturally
Step 4: You're ready, there is no more!
We got beavers, caribou, and moose
We got buffalos, bears, and Canadian goose
And we're sorry about Celine Dion
But she did do that good song for James Cameron

Brits have got the monarchy
The U.S. has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The Greek chilled out with Socrates
Can't build a wall like the Chinese
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
In Kenya they have safaris
We've missed lots of other countries
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

CANADA TIME

My girlfriend's a dick magnet
My girlfriend's gotta have it
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage doing shots
Tip the man he'll ring the bell, get her drunk, she'll scream like hell
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town
Grab her ass, actin' tough,
Mess with her, she'll fuck you up
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned,
But she's comin' back to my place tonight!

[Chorus]
She likes to shake her ass
She grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair, when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down
She's naughty 'til the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad bad girlfriend!

Red thong, party's on, love this song, sing along
Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home
No one really knows if shes drunk or is she's stoned
But she's coming back to my place tonight
I say
No one really knows just how far she's going to go
But I'm gonna find out later tonight

She likes to shake her ass
She grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair, when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down
She's naughty 'til the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad bad girlfriend!

Doesn't take her long to make things right
But does it make her wrong to have the time of her life
The time of her life
(My girlfriend's a dick magnet)
(My girlfriend's gotta have it)

She's a gold digger
Now you figure out it's over, pull the trigger
Future's finished, there it went, savings gone,
The money spent

I look around and all I see is no good, bad and ugly,
Man she's hot, fixed to be the future ex-Miss Connolly!

She likes to shake her ass
She grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair, when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down
She's naughty 'til the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad bad girlfriend, she's a bad bad girlfriend, she's a bad bad girlfriend

You gut bed girlzfriendes

I'm done, you win

Victory song

I tell you where it's from
Africa
That's from where Ebola comes
West side
It hides in the suitcase
Two days later
It lands in USA
I get it from my girlfriend
And give it to my dad
I catch it on the subway
And leave it in the cab
I eat it at Subway
I drink it at Starbucks
Ebola's everywhere
And I give no fucks

They scared
It's bad
Ebola's gonna kill us all dead
They mad
How'd this happen
Gotta make sure that nobody else gets it

I'm sorry but you have it and I have it
But you'll get it so forget it
Don't sweat it just let it be
I'm telling you Ebola's not the enemy
Listen

I have Ebo (La la la la la)
And you have Ebo (La la la la la)
And we have Ebo (La la la la la)
Everybody has Ebo (La la la la la)
Selena has Ebo (La la la la la)
Justin has Ebo (La la la la la)
Taylor has Ebo (La la la la la)
Jesus has Ebo (La la la la la)
Ebola

Every shitty little village in Africa
Has Ebola
Every city in America is getting it now
Just go with it bruh

Airports
Check if he's black
He could have Ebola
So send him back
In fact keep an eye
On the Black Eye Peas
Mostly Black and Eye
Don't worry about Peas
And the Cosby's
Could have Ebola
Also Oprah
Let's just close up Detroit
Until this crisis is contained
Don't let the Obama's
On the plane

'Cause they black
They could have Ebola
Might as well also
Watch for Arabs
If they have a brown face
We'll keep them safe
In Guantanamo Bay

I'm sorry everybody for the drama
But we're gonna get Ebola
If we let black people in
Ebola's not a country in Africa
It's the whole continent

I have Ebo (La la la la la)
You have Ebo (La la la la la)
Obama has Ebo (La la la la la)
Kanye has Ebo (La la la la la)
Will Smith has Ebo (La la la la la)
Tupac has Ebo (La la la la la)
Steve Harvey has Ebo (La la la la la)
Magic Johnson has Ebo (La la la la la)
And AIDS

Diddy and Biggie and Jay-Z and Nas
Have Ebola
Stephanie DJ and Kimmy Gibbler
Have Ebola
Every shitty little village in Africa
Has Ebola
Every city in America is getting it now
Just go with the flow

You have Ebo (La la la la la)
Your mom has Ebo (La la la la la)
Your Uncle Tom has Ebo (La la la la la)
Ariana has Ebo (La la la la la)
Ben Affleck has Ebo (La la la la la)
Matt Damon has Ebo (La la la la la)
He got it from Ben Affleck (La la la la la)
The Kardashians have Ebo (La la la la la)
Ebola

I have some Ebola
We all have Ebola
We need some Ricola
And some Pepsi Cola
Tommy has Ebola
Billy has Ebola
Jason has Ebola
Trini has Ebola
Oh wait no she died years ago
lol what am i doing?
shot me down,my sinful mind why?

omg XD
what has this become?

Idk lol

I didn't now the song Bad girlfriend was that dirty,jebus.XD

ye
so wanna rp?

sure,lol wanna have it sexy today?XD

A: :p
Me: *kisses his cheeks*

no
Tim- * kisses your forehead *
Lady- ...

Ik I was joking.
A: ..
Me: *smiles*~

oh
Tim- * smiles *
Lady- ..

:P
A: ..
Me: Cutie~

Tim- sexy~
Lady- ...

So how are you feeling today?

A: ..
Me: ;3

good
Tim- ;3
Lady- ..

That's good.
sorry for being really weird today.:p

A: ..
Me: *kisses his nose*

its fine
Tim- * kisses your forehead *
Lady- .. * quietly humming this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIFtG4JIaHE *

Kay.

A: ..*listing*{..A bit creepy so far.:p}
Me: *kisses his chin*

Tim- * kisses your jaw *
Lady- * humming *

Wow that fits Lady really well!

A: ..
Me: *kisses his jaw*

ikr

Tim- * kisses your nose *
Lady- * stops * ...

It's kind-of scary of well it fits.lol jk

A: ..?
Me: *kisses his nose* so~what now?

Tim- * kisses your chin * idk
Lady- ..

A: ..You ok?
Me: Kay

Tim- * cuddles *
Lady- yeah, why you ask?

A: You look unhappy.
Me: *cuddles*

Tim- -w-
Lady- well I'm sweatin' my ass off

A: Yeah..
Me: -w-

Tim- =w=
Lady- ..

A: ..
Me: -wo

Tim- >wo
Lady- ...

A: ..
Me: ow<

Tim- luv chu~
Lady- ..

A: ..
Me: Luv chu too~

Tim- <3~
Lady- ..

A: ..
Me: <3~ Hey wanna go for a walk?

Tim- sure, where too?
Lady- ..

A: ..
Me: *shrugs* where would you like to go?

Btw i posted Brian kitty.

Tim- Anywheres fine with me
Lady- { I'm gonna dieeeeeeeee of sweatingggg }
kay

A: ..
Me: Kay~

Idk why he has freckles but oh well.lol

Tim- * gets up *
Lady- * internal screaming *

A: Clam down.
Me: *gets up*

Tim- * walks to the door ** holds open it *
Lady- I didn't do anything

A: You look extremely mad though.
Me: Thank you Cherie~*exits*

Tim- anything for you~ * exits *
Lady- internal complaining

A: ..Ok.
Me: <3~*hold his hand*

Tim- -w- * walks *
Lady- ...

A: ..
Me: *follows*-w-

Tim- its pretty hot out, you wanna get something cold?
Lady- ..

A: ..
Me: It doesn't matte,if you wanna then we could~

Tim- alright~
Lady- { we there yet? lol I sound like a child }

A: ..*near the place*
Me: :3

Tim- :3
Lady- { I am the most childish person I know }

A: Hey,do you know what you want?
Me: :3

I found a fave song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq94NXeBOu4

Tim- * walks to a café or something *
Lady- yea
nice

A: .. :p
Me: *follows*

Thanks.

Tim- ...
Lady- { I do something? }

A: Do you know what you want?
Me: :p

Tim- :p
Lady- yes

A: Ok.
Me: :p{what do I do?}

Tim- :p
Lady- ...

A: Want to tell me what it is so I can order it?
Me: :p Did you wanna go first?

Tim- sure, unless you wanted to
Lady- if that's fine with you

A: It's fine with me.
Me: Kay,I'm fine.

Oh did you know of the new ac game?:p

Tim- ok
Lady- ok, then a milkshake

yeah, I've heard of it

A: Kay.
Me: :p

Kay,I probable wont get it tbh.

Tim- ..
Lady- ..

same

A: *goes to order it and something for himself*
Me: *let's go of his hand*

Tim- What do you want, if you want anything
Lady- ..

A: *comes back with Lady's milk shake*here
Me: Hmm.I guess a villa ice cream cone.

Tim- ok * goes it order *
Lady- thanks! * takes it *

A: No problem.
Me: ..

Tim- * comes back * * hands you your ice cream * here ya go
Lady-* drinks it *

A: *has an icecream cone*
Me: <3 Thank chu~ *takes it* (Btw I'm still my genderbend)

Did you fall asleep or something?

No, I was helping clean out the trailer, I ididnt think it'd that that long, sorry
Tim- no problem
Lady- ...

That's ok.

A: *licks his ice cream*
Me: *smiles*

kay

Tim- * smiles *
Lady- * still drinking *

I love your drawing of your oc ivy btw~

A: ..
Me: *licks the ice cream*

Thanks!

Tim- * eats what he got *
Lady- ..

No problem~
I can I draw her?~

A: ..
Me: ..

If you want to
Tim- ..
Lady- * finishes *

Kay,thankies

A: *finishes*
Me: ..

Tim- * finishes *
Lady- ... { pfhtt he has ice cream all over his mouth, I am so mature }

A: *gets a napkin and wipes his face off*
Me: *finishes**has some ice cream in my stub beard*
(lol white ice cream in the beard.Sorry I'm always a perv lol)

Tim- you got ice cream in your bread
Lady- { did it before I could make gay jokes, smart guy
its chill aren't we all prevs

A: ..
Me: Kay.*wipes off my beard but doesn't get it*Is it off?

Kat & true

Tim- no
Lady- ...

A:Want me to throw that away?
Me: Do you think you can get it for me?

Tim- yeah * gets a napkin ** wipes it off *
Lady- no, I got it * goes to throw it away *

A: Ok.*throws away the napkin*
Me: Thanks~

Tim- no problem~
Lady- ..

A: ..Anything else you want to do?
Me: :3

Tim- :3
Lady- { go swimming but, i'll do that alone } nope, you?

A: No.
Me: So~what now?

Tim- idk
Lady- ok

A: ..Let's go back.
Me: Did you still want to walk?

Tim- sure
Lady- alright, but I was going to go swimming at a pond or something

A: Ok.
Me: Kay

Tim- * holds your hand ** leaves the café *
Lady- ..

A: Do have a swim suit and know where a pond is?
Me: *follows*

Tim- ...
Lady- no and yes

A: Did you need one then?
Me: ..*kisses his head*

I posted the pic of your oc.I hope you like it!

I love it! >w<
Tim- * kisses your cheek *
Lady- meh, I might

Yee~That's great!~ow<

A: Ok.
Me: *kisses his cheek*

Tim- * kisses your forehead *
Lady- should get one :p

A: ok.
Me: Luv ya~

Tim- luv ya too~
Lady- ..meh, I don't need to go swimming * thinking out loud *

A: Ok.
Me: <3~

Tim- <3~
Lady- ..

A: ..
Me: *kisses his ear*

Tim- * kisses your nose *
Lady- ..lets get going

A: Ok.
Me: ;3

Tim- ;3
Lady- * leaves *

A: *follows*
Me: Cutie~

Tim- Your the cutie~
Lady- .. { do I spy with my eye..oh shit Tim and Chloe are in town, Alex don't notice them, alex don't notice them }

A: ..
Me: Heh, no you~

Tim- no, you~
Lady- .. { haha we made it out of town with no murder! }

A: ...
Me: you~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzmAaJtnKtQ

Tim- Youuu~
Lady- { that's good, he deserves a gold star lol }

A: ..{why is she looking at me?}
Me: you~

Tim- fineee but your the sexy one~
Lady- ..

A: ..
Me: Save that for the house~

Tim- * laughs a bit *
Lady- .. { oh shit I'm looking at him }

A: ....
Me: Heh~

Tim- * kisses your cheek *
Lady- er, sorry

A: It's fine..
Me: *kisses his cheek*

omg.

Tim- * smiles *
Lady- ok..

A: ..
Me: *smiles*~

Tim- <3~
Lady- ..
Me- ..I'm bored

B: Me too
A: ....{keeps staring at me I stare back.}
Me: <3~

Tim- * kisses your forehead *
Lady- { staring contest }
Me- ...

B: Feeling better then?
A: ..
Me: :3

Tim- :3
Lady- .. { I'm gonna win this } * makes weird faces *
Me- yeah

B: That's good~
A: ..*has no soul lol jk*
Me: {There's no people or houses around so~}*picks him up bridal style*;3

Tim- ;3
Lady- { oh come one }
Me- yeah

B: So want to get a shower,and maybe if you want to with me?
A: ..Slender is behind you!
Me: ;3

Tim- * kisses your nose *
Lady- Wait what!? * turns around *
Me- if you wanna see me In minor pain..

B: Ok..Then no.
A: *nods* I was lying.
Me: *kisses his nose*~

TIm- -w-
Lady- You dick face
Me- yeah..

B: Sorry.{I guess she is still in pain??}
A: Heh,thanks..
Me: *kisses his chin* Enjoying the walk?~

Tim- yes =w=
Lady- ..uh, sorry for calling you that
Me- .. { I think he's forgotten about the scars on my stomach }

B: ..Why would it hurt?..
A: I've been called worse.
Me: Kay~

Tim- * kisses your chin *
Lady- oh
Me- the scars on my stomach, there still not fully healed and they sting when they touch water

B: Oh.Did you want me to put something on them?
A: Yeah..
Me: *kisses his lips*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy-cLe7XPJ8
omg I haven't watched this all but the begin lol.

Tim- * kisses back *
Lady- ...
Me- if you have something

B: I have wraps.
A: ..
Me: *keeps kissing him*~

Tim- * keeps kissing you * ~
Lady- ...also you cheated
Me- alright

B: I"ll be back.
A: On what?
Me: *licks his bottom lip*~

Tim- { lol nope } * keeps his mouth closed *
Lady- the staring contest
Me- ok

B: *gets up and gets things to cover your scars*
A: Oh.:p
Me: {Heh fine~}*breaks away*

Tim- * smiles *
Lady- yeah
Me- .. * sits up *

B: *comes back*
A: :p
Me: *smiles*

Tim- Luv ya~
Lady- ...
Me- ..

B: *walks to you*
A: ...
Me: Luv ya too~ *Hears someone laughing in the bushes*{SHIT IF THAT IS HABIT HE WILL DIE}

Tim- o-o who was that? I thought we were alone
Lady- .. { why the fuck is habit passed out? meh least I can kick him in the nuts now }
Me- ...
dun dun dun it isnt habittt WHO COULD IT BE

B: Did you want me to or did you want to do it?
A: ..Smol ogre..:p
Me: *puts him down* Idk but I might kill it.>:v

Your mum.lol
jkjkjk

Tim- ..ok..
Lady- { omg its so adorable that he says smol } ...I'm kicking it in the nuts, I fucking hate him
Me- your the nurse

B: Ok.
A: Ok.(lol I like it when Lady goes to Aww and then to Kick him in the fucking nuts.Also DEEZ NUTZ)
Me: Sorry..I'll try not to kill it.*goes to cheek where the laughing came from*

Observer- ( oh yeah, mixing some tribe12 in here ) * laughing *
Lady- ( isn't she special ) * walks over to him *
Evan- .. * wakes up * ..w-who are you two..?
Lady- don't play dumb with me you ass
Me- * lifts up my shirt just over the scars *

B: *carefully puts things on your scares*
A: .. :p (lol like me)
Me: (Kay) If it's you Habit,I'll shove your head up you anus.>:v

Ob- OhSoYouKnowOfMySpecialFriend? ThenMaybeYouKnowOfTheProfanityAndTheGhost?
Evan- Wh-what do you mean..?
Lady- ..oh, your evan..
Me- ...

B: *still doing it* if it hurts tell me.
A: ...
Me: *makes my eye like cats and the pupils are slits* No.*replies coolly*

Ob- ClearLie. YouKnowOfThem, AndI'dLoveItIfYouToldMeIfYouKnewWhereTheyAre
Lady- Well looks likes your nu- We need to leave. Now
Evan- * gets up *
Me- kay

B: *finishes*
A: Ok.
Me: Know habit and I know a lot of "ghosts".

Ob- NotHim, CernitAndVictoria
Lady- * runs to the cave *
Evan- * runs after *
Me- ...

brb

B: *moves so you can get up*
A: *follows*
Me: Know one of them.

Kay.

beck
Ob- WhichOne?
Tim- { I don't think alking to him is a good idea.. }
Lady- ok Evan, its gonna hurt a bit when we get to the cave but its not gonna hurt to bad because an outside force was causing you to do those things
Evan- ok..?
Me- * gets up *

Welceme beck
B: Any pain?
A: *enters*
Me: Why should I tell you?*talking coolly like a leader*

t'anks
Ob- BecauseI'llGetSlenderOnYourAndYourBoyfriendsAsses
Lady- * enters *
Evan- * enters * { owww }
James- What brings Evan here?
Me- nope

So what did you do?
B: Kay.
A: ..
Me: *changes into mt "new" powerform* I'll kill him and you in the process~

Ob- Ah!LoveToSeeYouTry!
Lady- Observer, he's around here
James- What?! That's it new rule, everyone has to stay in here until its safe
Me- ...
Late night swim, and I was referencing Finding Nemo and I touched my mums butt and I said " I touched the butt " Then my sister was trying to touch my butt and I said " Don't touch my butt >:v " Then she did, and I thought that was something Lady and Alex would do lol

Omg.lol

B: Did you want to shower with me or alone?
A: ..
Me: I've almost killed him and I will complete it!If he ruins lives and my territory he's an enemy!And you're not as powerful as him~

Ob- YouDontKnowMyPowerAndIfYourThatMuchOfABotherIllGetSlicenceOnYourAsses
Tim- { dude, stop trying to scare him }
Lady- alright..
Evan- I'm stuck here? What if Habit takes over?
James- He wont be able to this cave banishes the unpure
Me- uh..

B: It's ok if you don't want me with you btw.
A: ..
Me: *gives a single for Tim to leave* *tears off my arm*I"LL SHOVE THIS DOWN YOUR THROAT.

Tim- o-0 * goes back to the house *
Ob- TryMe
Evan- ... * goes to the emo coner *
Lady- So what are we going to do about food?
James- Cernet is a good liar, so i'll go to do that
Lady- alright
Me- I'd rather take one alone

B: Ok.
A: I did buy food yesterday.
Me: *puts my arm back* You'd love it to much~

Ob- EwNoImNotThatKinky
James- Alright
Me- ...

B: ..
A: ..
Me: Heh,or are you?

Ob- No
Lady- { now what? I cant go one the roof.. }
Me- ..

B: Go get a shower love.
A: ...
Me: *pounces on him*Good.Stupid.>:I

Ob- * teleports a bit away * HahYouReallyThinkThatWouldWork?
Lady- ... * sits against a wall *
Me- * nods * * leaves *

B: ..
A: *sits next to lady*
Me: *looks happy* No but I am smarter after fight some.."Things"~

Ob- TryMe
Lady- yo'

A: Hi
Me: Hm~Idk.But I want ask you somethings.

Ob- I'llNeverAnswer
Lady- whats up?

A: *shrugs*
Me: Fine.Just wanted to know who you are and why you work with a bulsh!t leader while you can work for me and have tons more freedom.

Ob- IHaveAllTheFreedomIWant
Lady- kay

A: How about you?
Me: Do you,can't love,can't help others,can't go against or change plans,can't help with plans,stick to the plans without eating,drinking,taking a break and not gain energy is freedom?

Ob- ButWhatIDoGetInReturnMakesUpForEverything
Lady- kinda scared tbh..

A: Why?
Me: All of those rules he's given you will be gone all I ask for you in return is help out when ever you can or feel like it.I'll give you protection and shelter.

Ob- HmmmNo
Lady- The Observer is a dude you don't wanna fuck with, he cant be touched by humans but yet can touch them, and he can so easily bring people to insanity, depression, and suicide.. he is a high ranking proxy..

A: Oh..
Me: *purrs*You're quite different~

Ob- ThatsWhatSheSaid B)
Lady- yeah..

A: ...
Me: *changes into me* Thanks*rolls my eyes*

Ob- NowIMustGoAndFindThoseTwoSlenderWantsThemSoVeryBadly
Lady- ...

A: ...
Me: No,I wish to speak to him.You're going to take there.

Ob- HellNo
Lady- ...
gtg talk to you tommorw

A: ..
Me: It's important business.Leaders have to talk to leaders once and awhile.

Kay.I'll be on the ds in the morning.