ALANDS HAIR IS DOWN OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG
*HYPERVENTILATING*
HEY YOU TOW SHOULD KISS!!

[Behold! Aland out in the stables, where he seems to spend a lot of his free time if he isn't guarding Rusalka like Cerberus guards Hades' realm. Rayon, a recent recruit to the Valmese army, spots the lonely bowknight from a distance, and decides to have a bit of fun with him, having heard about how anti-social this particular human is. Having recently come from the medicine tent for a check-up, he's armorless. The mischievous taguel grins, sneaking up on Aland, who's drinking.]

Rayon: *leans against the nearby fence, watching Aland for a bit before making his presence known, flexing his arm* Greetings, man-spawn!
Aland: *poor thing, scared out of his wits, makes an intelligible, muffled screeching noise, spitting his water everywhere, and beginning a coughing fit* Wh- *cough* What the hell!? *pounds on his chest a bit, trying to still his coughing. Once he's fit for speaking, he glares over at Rayon* What were you thinking, furball!?

Rayon: Furball? I like it.*chuckles, standing up straight* You look so lonely, way over here! I thought you might enjoy a bit of company.

Aland: ... Unfortunately, you thought wrong. The only company I need is my horse and my sister. *huffs, turning himself away from the taguel, and to said horse*
Rayon: You're a terrible liar, man-spawn. *laughs, stepping lightly towards Aland and his horse, reaching out to pet the stallion's cheek. It allows him, snorting at Rayon* ... This big guy agrees with me!

Aland: !? *eyes the taguel, and then his mount* How would you know!?

Rayon: *grins at the taller man, side eyeing the horse* I'm a rabbit, you know. Animal to animal connection!

Aland: ... *squints almost disbelievingly at him, having plenty of doubts about the truth in the taguel's words. But, he sighs, instead giving his mount a nasty glare* ... You're a traitor, you know that? *the horse snorts at him in response, almost as if it were laughing. Rayon laughs, too, clearly amused by Aland*
Rayon: I like you. *chuckles* Your name is Aland, yes? I'm Rayon. I have a feeling we'll be getting along just fine. Oh-! But, for now, I gotta go! There's carrots in tonight's dinner, and I intend on getting a lot! *and thus, he sprints away, leaving the poor, frustrated bowknight to himself*

Aland: ... Weird furball...

That took... Longer than I expected it to...

@Dragoon- Please don't die...

Oh
Oh dear
Good luck getting Aland to agree to that

It's so short in reality, too... OTL I'm sorry

This is lovely. xD
(i wish i knew how to muscle).

Ugh I know... So like.. Is aland strait orrr

@Skymaiden- Thank you!
( Don't we all hehe; )

@Dragoon- *hangs a sign on Aland that says 'Gay Baby '*