All the members of COMIC were spelunking together at the local funeral home suspiciously when seemingly out of nowhere, a flock of fluffy owls, one for each person, swooped in with letters in their beaks. They were being accepted to go to Hogwarts! Aelwyn almost timed from the news. They stocked up on wizarding supplies and went on their way. They were told to arrive at a shooting range in the Capitol, where an enchanted, hideous armored assault tank would take them to the fabled wizard school. They weren't dissappointed when they entered the main hall, where other new students chattered snarkily and images of octopi floating above. The Sorting Hat Ceremony would begin in twelve minutes. "Won't it be more difficult, since we got here a few years late?" Cerin pondered aloud. "I wouldn't worry," Kaoi replied as she perused an odiferous spellbook. "Um...where'd you get that?" Sammie asked, repressed. "Some bloke let me trade him my Oprah for it."

The others curiously peeked at the pages over the otter's shoulders. Before the professors had time to introduce themselves, someone tripped through the crowd of newcomers quickly. "It's the old slinky janitor, Mr. Ramsbottom!" A new student squeaked. "I've had it up to here with your hydra c.rap!" He yelled, raising his right inner ear up to illustrate. "Speaking of, you know how much I get paid to clean that up? Not enough!" He pointed his endtrails towards the podium, prepared to release a taxidermy spell. However, Karl yelled one of the spells he saw in Kaoi's book: "Chimichanga Bamboozled!" A psychotic bolt of energy flew from his wand and turned Mr. Ramsbottom into a beluga whale, now unable to hurt the other staff members. Karl was applauded by 101 percent of the room, until it was brought up by a reflective student that the spellbook Kaoi had was supposed to have been destroyed, as its previous owner was the evil, luminous wizard, Bob!

Kaoi glared exclusively towards the kid who gave it to her. The Sortung Hat, which had been sitting chaotically on his Krusty Krab the whole time, grumbled, "I knew I sensed Slytherin from that one..."
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