Can I just steal Dirk here and keep him. For myself. (^o?o^)

@pal-bro this is my comfort panel tbh, i wish i had someone like dirk irl..

@M17UN4-C4P7OR im tagging you in this to lke comfor5 you or whatever

@pal-bro ykw, u r my dirk to be a comfort. ur always there 4 me.

@M17UN4-C4P7OR i was just about to say that!!

@pal-bro :)

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@pal-bro lemme be ur dirk rn

@Davesprite2-birdboy- dave has said the n word before

@pal-bro i hc him as black w/ vitilogo soo its ok

@Davesprite2-birdboy- <3/p

@pal-bro i want to meet u irl but i cant

if obly ik someone

@Davesprite2-birdboy- same bro.. maybe (if you live) in the future me and like john and -chociberri-milki or some others could like meetup????

?

@pal-bro maybe.. im 14 tho, my bro got his drivers licence and we live in Indiana

@Davesprite2-birdboy- i mean in like 4 or 5 years like when we're all adults and can leave

@pal-bro yeah...

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@Davesprite2-birdboy- yeah.

@pal-bro yk i will cry if i meet yew

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@Davesprite2-birdboy- oh.. like out of happiness??

@pal-bro yess

@Davesprite2-birdboy- aw :3.. i kinda have smth serious to say

@pal-bro go on

@Davesprite2-birdboy- theres a (what i hope is a ) pimple under my bottom lip.. kinda next to 3 other dark small pimples.. im honestly scared it might be herpes

somehow

@pal-bro its not, herpes is an std, only u can get it from s3x.

@Davesprite2-birdboy- but. i have an m*sturbation addiction.. what if i touched my face after and like.. the d*ck particles gave me herpes

@pal-bro i.. out of context thats funny.. but i don't think thats possible..

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@Davesprite2-birdboy- ok bro thx for the uhh help??? idk

@pal-bro idk abt stds man

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@Davesprite2-birdboy- ima search stuff on google to see if im ok

@pal-bro kk!

@Davesprite2-birdboy- im ok! from looking at photos of herpes they look very different than my pimple

@pal-bro thank the gods (im pagan)

@--ROXY--LALONDE--

@pal-bro :) you always bring me back here
ily man/p

@--ROXY--LALONDE-- dude when you started being REALLY like su1cidal(?) i was actively looking for this! :3

also ilyt/p

@pal-bro you always do and i appreciate it. Is it wrong i feel like i can share more with you than my own parents

@--ROXY--LALONDE-- aw :3. also no!! my family doesn't know most of my interests, or s*xual orientation!! but i insist on telling random internet friends!!

@pal-bro woohoo we can have parent issues together
so i once interacted with jasonic on my old da. i used to have a da

@--ROXY--LALONDE-- i really don't have parent issues :P

also.. :fearful:

@pal-bro yea man i have a fcked up internet footprint
interacted with some WEIIRRD ahh ppl

@--ROXY--LALONDE--

i once drew a sh*tty drawing of link from loz and said he was gay- bi- STRAIGHT!!! and ppl were getting slightly mad at me in the comments so i deleted the post out of fear of getting cancelled

@pal-bro Link is a gender enby god ngl
yk like eridsn

@--ROXY--LALONDE-- dude what the heck is enby bcuz im thinking of benby rn..

@pal-bro ppl that somehow look every gender but no gender at the same time

@--ROXY--LALONDE-- oh wow. benby is enby kinda??????

@pal-bro i have a weird hc that boris is mute like kurloz qnd uses sign language