Can I just steal Dirk here and keep him. For myself. (^o?o^)

@pal-bro this is my comfort panel tbh, i wish i had someone like dirk irl..

@M17UN4-C4P7OR im tagging you in this to lke comfor5 you or whatever

@pal-bro ykw, u r my dirk to be a comfort. ur always there 4 me.

@M17UN4-C4P7OR i was just about to say that!!

@pal-bro :)

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@pal-bro lemme be ur dirk rn

@Davesprite2-birdboy- dave has said the n word before

@pal-bro i hc him as black w/ vitilogo soo its ok

@Davesprite2-birdboy- <3/p

@pal-bro i want to meet u irl but i cant

if obly ik someone

@Davesprite2-birdboy- same bro.. maybe (if you live) in the future me and like john and -chociberri-milki or some others could like meetup????

?

@pal-bro maybe.. im 14 tho, my bro got his drivers licence and we live in Indiana

@Davesprite2-birdboy- i mean in like 4 or 5 years like when we're all adults and can leave

@pal-bro yeah...

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@Davesprite2-birdboy- yeah.

@pal-bro yk i will cry if i meet yew

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@Davesprite2-birdboy- oh.. like out of happiness??

@pal-bro yess

@Davesprite2-birdboy- aw :3.. i kinda have smth serious to say

@pal-bro go on

@Davesprite2-birdboy- theres a (what i hope is a ) pimple under my bottom lip.. kinda next to 3 other dark small pimples.. im honestly scared it might be herpes

somehow

@pal-bro its not, herpes is an std, only u can get it from s3x.

@Davesprite2-birdboy- but. i have an m*sturbation addiction.. what if i touched my face after and like.. the d*ck particles gave me herpes

@pal-bro i.. out of context thats funny.. but i don't think thats possible..

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@Davesprite2-birdboy- ok bro thx for the uhh help??? idk

@pal-bro idk abt stds man

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@Davesprite2-birdboy- ima search stuff on google to see if im ok

@pal-bro kk!

@Davesprite2-birdboy- im ok! from looking at photos of herpes they look very different than my pimple

@pal-bro thank the gods (im pagan)

@--ROXY--LALONDE--

@pal-bro :) you always bring me back here
ily man/p

@--ROXY--LALONDE-- dude when you started being REALLY like su1cidal(?) i was actively looking for this! :3

also ilyt/p

@pal-bro you always do and i appreciate it. Is it wrong i feel like i can share more with you than my own parents

@--ROXY--LALONDE-- aw :3. also no!! my family doesn't know most of my interests, or s*xual orientation!! but i insist on telling random internet friends!!

@pal-bro woohoo we can have parent issues together
so i once interacted with jasonic on my old da. i used to have a da

@--ROXY--LALONDE-- i really don't have parent issues :P

also.. :fearful:

@pal-bro yea man i have a fcked up internet footprint
interacted with some WEIIRRD ahh ppl

@--ROXY--LALONDE--

i once drew a sh*tty drawing of link from loz and said he was gay- bi- STRAIGHT!!! and ppl were getting slightly mad at me in the comments so i deleted the post out of fear of getting cancelled

@pal-bro Link is a gender enby god ngl
yk like eridsn

@--ROXY--LALONDE-- dude what the heck is enby bcuz im thinking of benby rn..

@pal-bro ppl that somehow look every gender but no gender at the same time

@--ROXY--LALONDE-- oh wow. benby is enby kinda??????

@pal-bro i have a weird hc that boris is mute like kurloz qnd uses sign language

@Fluttershybutterfly

@hella_jeff
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@Fluttershybutterfly
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@hella_jeff one day my thoughts will take over
bonnie will finally end it
i just know it
we can't get rid of him

@Fluttershybutterfly i will tag you in this everyday if i have to.

@hella_jeff i mean we found that we can keep bonnie dormant with true crime documentaries

@Fluttershybutterfly watch like 10000000 of them everyday

@hella_jeff the thing is they make yatta uncomfortable

@Fluttershybutterfly oh

@hella_jeff but life is more important.

@Fluttershybutterfly correct

@Fluttershybutterfly tagging you in this just incase

@pal-bro why? i said im fine
ik i am

@Fluttershybutterfly

JUST INCASE...

you don't seem fine ok???

@pal-bro why woUldn't i be fine?

@Fluttershybutterfly

uh bcuz your stat and switch user is just a dot???? major red flags for not being fine for me :/ (also dude. you're kinda worrying me)

@pal-bro how am i worrying yoU?
i'm ok i assUre yoU! i'm fine!

i'mfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfineimfinei

@Fluttershybutterfly dude. ily/p. please don't.

ilysm/p
please

@pal-bro

why shoUldn't i
not like anyone benefits from my life
i make everything worse
i don't know how to fix anything or anyone

@Fluttershybutterfly

1. i actually need you or i'll probably kms.
2. i benefit A LOT from you. happiness
uh forgot the rest

you don't make anything worse. you make things better..

and dude. you helped me out through a ton of hard times..

@pal-bro i have a hard time believing that i make yoU happy

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@Fluttershybutterfly

i can't do tjsi sht anymore bro

you're hurtsing me

stop

@pal-bro see? i was right

@Fluttershybutterfly
SHUT UP. ILY/p PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT YOU BEING SIUCIDAL BRO IM ACTUALLY GONNA KMS

@Fluttershybutterfly i might be redrawing this as us..

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@pal-bro <>
ilyt/p

@pal-bro ily more than this <33

@pal-bro <333!!

@Fluttershybutterfly <3333

@pal-bro my brother made me watch 2001 A Space Odyssey bc i mentioned Hal

@Fluttershybutterfly ok

@Fluttershybutterfly its ok dude. you didn't screw up. i did.

@pal-bro. <3.

@pal-bro

@liamplecak i use this to comfort my bf :)

@Fluttershybutterfly
Hh

Tnank tyou

@liamplecak np :)

@EVIL_Osaka calm down please

@_osaka imsorry imsorry imsorry i made u scarec

@EVIL_Osaka its ok <3

@_osaka im scaed im gonw kms someda and ik i deservbe it but

@EVIL_Osaka please don't say stuff like that

i need you

@_osaka and i.,need yiu
ilsy,m word,s cannyt comapre

@EVIL_Osaka ilyt.. <3 just imagine us hugging or smth

@_osaka <3.

@EVIL_Osaka now go to sleep you lovely person you! :innocent:

@_osaka i havdnt been able to sleep

@EVIL_Osaka listen to minecraft music or smth and hug your dirk body pillow and like think of me or smth idk :pensive:

@_osaka good advice

@EVIL_Osaka

@_osaka ily please remrmeber me

@EVIL_Osaka wdym remember

@_osaka wheni sie

orleave colors
or comit *******

@EVIL_Osaka ofc i'll remember you when you die.. of natural causes or old age, right? :(

oh i responded a little late uh

@_osaka mistlikelt nit

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@EVIL_Osaka what. :broken_heart:

@_osaka mosu lykelt not

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@EVIL_Osaka uh. ily

@_osaka <3 ilxt

@_osaka we're not breaking up if you don't want to bc i don't. ily more than the sun. Ily more than the moon.

@EVIL_Osaka i think im straight dude like im onlyattracted to women and femboys. also i REALLY love you but i can't really see myself having a bf. i really don't want to.break up

@_osaka when i was genderfluid i was described as a femboy does,that count?

also, you might only be romantically attracted to men, and not segguskluy.

@EVIL_Osaka idrk. again its 3am and im tired.

@_osaka 6 am for me, snd im tired too

@EVIL_Osaka i might go to bed.

unless i feel sad again

@_osaka gn, ilyy <3(?)

@EVIL_Osaka ok i think we should break up kinda. like i really love you but im not comfy with you being trans. maybe if you change your mind (which i doubt) we can date again? idk dude. just remember that i still love you <3.

@_osaka i'm still figuring myself out. Please. I don't know what I am or what i'm settling on but Ik its not gonna be good enough for you.

@EVIL_Osaka oh okay <3 im sure you'll either be good enough for me OR a dude.
(also, i somehow didn't read a message you sent and, uh i think im attracted to women both s*xually and romantically, and im only attracted to femboys s*xually)

@_osaka since idk what i am, i guess im gring, bzckto genderfluid

@EVIL_Osaka ok ily <3

@EVIL_Rei_ayanami

i care about you.

@rei_ayanami
i do too
but i worry i'm not enough
that one day you'll just stop loving me
or lezve forever

@EVIL_Rei_ayanami
you're enough <3/p0s

@rei_ayanami
ilyt <3
btw im never forgovong yuo for dronlking my pepsi/j

@EVIL_Rei_ayanami
*spits the pepsi into your mouth like im a fountain or some sh*t*/j

@rei_ayanami i actually have a tooth gap and d
can squirt liquid througn my teeth
ppl find me cute im scarrwdwedd
blue #fluttershy type eyes
tooth gap
chubby
alto female voice
clingy

@EVIL_Rei_ayanami this will help hopefully

@rei_ayanami
hahahah ig i was right
u did stop loving me as a partner
i mean i still have fictional characters

@EVIL_Rei_ayanami maybe you can find a real person!
lowkey a lot of thiswas a freakin smiling friends episode dude..

@rei_ayanami
someday
i hope

@EVIL_Rei_ayanami have hope. never forget that theres someone out there.