an Oxymoron products goods and services.
-Instant Water- in three easy steps.
I. pour 3 tbsp. of mixture into measuring cup.
II. Hydrate mixture with 4 cups of cold water.
III. Stir until liquid is clear.
Enjoy your water.
See also our other products:
Sugar-free Sugar
Non-alchoholic alchohol
Sodium-free salt
Nut-free peanut butter
#OxymoronContest #Oxymoron #AjcrOriginal
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Comments
04 Jul, 2015, 4:29 pm
this is the best thing ever xD
04 Jul, 2015, 4:34 pm
the funny thing is that I ve seen this on shops qwo xD And nice effect on the glass transludid-ness" XD
04 Jul, 2015, 4:35 pm
much wow
04 Jul, 2015, 4:37 pm
seems legit. lol
04 Jul, 2015, 4:57 pm
I love how reslitic this looks!
04 Jul, 2015, 5:30 pm
wow thats awesome :D fantastic 3D *^*
04 Jul, 2015, 5:34 pm
This looks amazing as ever! :D
04 Jul, 2015, 6:02 pm
Haha very good!
04 Jul, 2015, 6:19 pm
Sooooo amaaaziiiiingg 0,0
Lol, non-alcoholic vodka and nut-free peanut butter are awesome xD
04 Jul, 2015, 6:21 pm
I eat them everyday, so I know
04 Jul, 2015, 7:02 pm
omg
Oxymoron products is the best
04 Jul, 2015, 7:21 pm
I'be always thought about instant water XD
04 Jul, 2015, 7:46 pm
That is amazing!
04 Jul, 2015, 8:22 pm
Hydrate the water with cold water xD
04 Jul, 2015, 8:46 pm
Haha very cool and well-drawn ^^
04 Jul, 2015, 9:41 pm
oh my gosh this is amazing! This is blowing my mind! Fantastic job! I know you are one of my favorite artists on here!
04 Jul, 2015, 10:36 pm
look'n awesome there man. I like the real feel of it if you know what i mean.:D
04 Jul, 2015, 11:42 pm
Ive actually had nut free peanut butter before lol
This is so awesome tho!! The crinkles in the bag mustve been a pain to color!
05 Jul, 2015, 1:08 am
very nice my friend! You may win the contest :) I like how the packaging looks, you probably could really get people to buy this
05 Jul, 2015, 1:51 am
Lol XD
05 Jul, 2015, 5:30 am
Re
You can talk to them, I don't care. I have it in writing, voice recordings, voice mails.
I don't lie. So do what you got to do.
I knew not to tell you, didn't want this all to start back up.
But, if it does, Colors has been notified, my cell phone company, and police. No I am not a hater, just standing up for my rights. There is no reason for them to harrass me, exspecially,
1. I'm my mothers care giver
2.I tried to help, just to find out the stories, and su^cide threats were for attention.
3.This is a Colors App.
4. All of what that was going on, caused people to quit, lash out, and upset the colors community.
I could go on and on, but, I don't have to answer to anyone, or explain myself, except to Our Lord!
All of you are in my prayers!
btw, I know Angels parents, and family.
Good Day
05 Jul, 2015, 9:37 am
Haha whaat? This is such a fab idea :'D
05 Jul, 2015, 9:42 am
Oh I didn't realise this was an oxymoron competition! xD
06 Jul, 2015, 2:48 am
They had "dehydrated water" (it was labelled "just add water") at a joke store I went to, along with air guitar "strings".
06 Jul, 2015, 3:57 am
D: realismo impresionante *u*
06 Jul, 2015, 5:11 am
THIS LOOKS LIKE A REAL PHOTO!!! :O
06 Jul, 2015, 7:19 am
That's awesome bro!it looks very real!
06 Jul, 2015, 10:03 am
Hey,this is really nice:)
06 Jul, 2015, 12:44 pm
you're talented as TECHNO-BITS bro :)
06 Jul, 2015, 11:20 pm
hey bro i really wanna take part in the oxymoron challenge as I really want the 4.5 dollars for pokemon bank but I don't really understand what it's about?I mean I can't just draw an ak fourty seven and tag it..
06 Jul, 2015, 11:37 pm
outstanding!
07 Jul, 2015, 12:08 am
Re: I have written Kumori's back story. It was sad that I couldn't put the full back story on here. Cause there is a limit to what I can put in the description. So a lot of it was cut out when I posted it to colors.
07 Jul, 2015, 12:08 am
Ok thanks alot! I think I get it!just something that doesn't make any sense right?there was this sheep show on cartoon network in which they often used to show these weird oxymoron products sounds interesting! good luck!
07 Jul, 2015, 1:12 am
i would really love to work on that walking dead one.Do you mind if i use your idea?yoir imagination and art skills are so damn good.
07 Jul, 2015, 1:55 am
thanks! I liked winter soldier a lot, much better than the first captain america in my opinion, almost as good as the avengers movie. do you like iron man?
07 Jul, 2015, 7:58 am
???
Re, sorry very confused.
I didn't unfollow you, that I know of. The last time I was on colors, was when I made the Flag.
I just lost my mother in law, she passed away, Sunday, was at the hospital, Friday and Saturday.
I will see if my daughter did it, being she's been on my 3ds, or my grandson. It had to be an accident. I'm sorry
Like I've said before, I don't hate, bully, or judge.
I know, we all have the right as Christians, to stay away, from those who cause heartache.
In the Bible, it says, help the sinner, but, if they refuse your help, walk away.
So I chose to walk away from Angel, and her parents. Carmun, never gave me a chance.
Any way, like I said before, I'm done with this, it's over, I have enough to deal with.
So please, I do not want to keep this conversation going about them.
If you want to help them, that's your choice.
07 Jul, 2015, 6:34 pm
Aww thank you for the nice comment owo
Nice Pic ;)
07 Jul, 2015, 10:30 pm
Re: Lucyanna would love to talk to you adjutsy! :D
08 Jul, 2015, 4:07 am
Thanks bro:)
08 Jul, 2015, 5:33 am
Steffin this is so neat and looks very detailed. I don't know what this product is but I'm gonna watch on the net looking for info.
08 Jul, 2015, 5:44 am
Thank you so much for your nice words to my latests picture " The traveler" for the #wc242 contest, I always appreciate comments 'cause it's important for me to know what people think about my drawings. I use to watch other artists jobs, not just for inspiration but to look at differents kind of style. I alway watch the playback, so useful. About the sharing I use IOS devices and this is not possible, I asked to the developpers but I didn't received answers( that I recall), @fridagrr tried to make something with one of my pic but she only sent by email a modified drawing .
08 Jul, 2015, 5:47 am
Re
thank you.
I lost my mother in law.
I'm still my mothers care taker who has stage 4 cancer.
I just found out, my cousin back home, is back in the hospital, due to cancer. Not looking good.
It's all really taking a toll on me.
So I am a bit cracky, because all of the things happening in my family. I am sorry for that.
I really do appreciate, your kind words!
Angelbear Hugs
08 Jul, 2015, 11:35 pm
Re: It would be very awesome if I go to the same school as you :D Indian Creek is the name of my school ^u^
xD Awesome painting! >u< You are so amazing at doing realistic drawings! :3
09 Jul, 2015, 7:36 pm
it looks soo... real!! hahaha love it!!
09 Jul, 2015, 8:03 pm
So realistic!
09 Jul, 2015, 10:25 pm
Re:Ty!!!I cant wait to see how they will all turn out!!I love the way yoy draw so, Your drawing style pluss my characters equals Awesomeness!
10 Jul, 2015, 4:16 pm
If this is for the Oxymoron contest, then it's an instant winner XD
10 Jul, 2015, 6:23 pm
Oh holy bull, I created a monster! 0.>
10 Jul, 2015, 7:12 pm
Very Cool drawing!!
10 Jul, 2015, 8:01 pm
Re: Awh thank you so much ^^ I'm so glad you remembered me haha! You're so kind, I hope life doesn't get too stressful for you! :c
10 Jul, 2015, 8:54 pm
So many comments : ) Thanks for sharing your thoughts comments and replies. I'll try to be more active here again soon, but this summer's been a little challenging due to excessive work hours. But I haven't forgotten who it is that gives me reason to do my best. Thank you everyone.
10 Jul, 2015, 9:26 pm
I have my mii up in my friend list. That's the most accurate I can get to me
I feel so old! Like I'm just gonna be getting older and older from here on out. Like I'm at the end of my youth. Peaks often happen later in life, but I just feel so... idk. Like everything's already happened
10 Jul, 2015, 10:01 pm
hey man, where did you get those styluses from? I'm really in need of a good one that actually fits in the 3dsXL. Thanks!
11 Jul, 2015, 9:13 am
Hope your doing okay. I know your very busy, thought I'd check in on you.
Been a long week for me, my mother in laws funeral, was beautiful, but, I really melted down. And of course it poured down rain.
My mom, got a good report at this weeks chemo treatment, so that helps a bit. Still scared, of losing her.
Anyway, I really hope you get to slow down enpugh to get rested up!
Take care.
*angelbear hugs*
11 Jul, 2015, 9:20 am
btw, I have tried to get a hold of Angel, so we could fix things, but, no luck
:'(
11 Jul, 2015, 3:11 pm
Thank you :33
11 Jul, 2015, 10:55 pm
haha xD
I did. :D
13 Jul, 2015, 8:37 am
Hey Adjusty, what are your thoughts on fame and it's effects?
13 Jul, 2015, 9:27 pm
Hmm... Not even sure. It'd be interesting to see
13 Jul, 2015, 10:07 pm
;-; i miss iwata </3
14 Jul, 2015, 2:19 am
Re: thanks for you're reply, what do you think of pop music? :)
14 Jul, 2015, 2:22 am
thanks for replying, the only ones I could find were either too chunky to fit in the 3dsxl or fit but when they extend feel really flimsy and even close up while I'm using it. The original stylus was the best but the little piece that help it in the system wore down from use
14 Jul, 2015, 7:15 pm
I remember you from when I was on here about a year ago! I just wanted to say I'm back and if you have an Instagram or DA tell me because I'm way more active there and I have actually good paintings up x) I remember you because of all your nice comments, I really appreciated that. Also, super realistic work omg !!
14 Jul, 2015, 9:57 pm
Lol what if someone actually invents this and suddenly becomes as popular as noodles :D
16 Jul, 2015, 6:27 pm
i been through alot and yes i had my heart broken.he found some one else and called me a freak...it was hard to handle..my friend said i didnt care but i do alot more then they think
17 Jul, 2015, 4:57 am
Re: no worries, Angel, still has me blocked. And you have other things to do.
I'm still dealing with my Mother in Law passing away, and taking care of my mom. Plus, really thinking about quiting colors.
PS: I know on one of Angels pics, her web sights are listed, if you want to check on her.
Thank you for everything.
17 Jul, 2015, 5:25 am
oxygen-free air
17 Jul, 2015, 6:12 am
Thank you for your comment and that you spend a little of your time to support me. I really apreciate it, you are a kind artist.:)
17 Jul, 2015, 10:17 am
Hey The Adjudicator, I just saw the little shoutout you wrote in your desc. I would like to thank you a lot for that, even if it's not that much. I understood you wanted to help me or just get a little colors but.. There are many other artists that deserve that more than I do. Also, it won't help me a lot either, as people don't get surprised by my drawings anymore or even like them. So I'd recommend you to make other artists noticed as many of them need it more xD.
Sorry for my grammar/spelling mistakes btw. And thanks again for all that support, bro XD
17 Jul, 2015, 5:30 pm
Re: I'll listen to one of their songs then! :D
They seem interesting!
17 Jul, 2015, 8:14 pm
Understood. There's again that just came here called MomokaNeko (check my followed artists XD)
Aaaand... I ask people to tell me what I shall draw because I've been unfollowed a lot this week..(today is the fifth time).. and I feel that drawing my characters or my style is ignored. So yep... I've tried to draw them on different ways but.. as you can see it didnt worked.
17 Jul, 2015, 10:37 pm
re: I'll try that next time a little kid does that, thanks
also, true XD
18 Jul, 2015, 12:43 am
i'll hunt with ya tomorrow or later today, k? i'm still real weak tho
18 Jul, 2015, 2:49 am
omgg
18 Jul, 2015, 3:06 am
RE: I wasn't even safe at the stop light because my dad (the driver) would stop wayy before the intersection and just slowly inch up shaking the entire car. While driving, he unexpectedly swerved the car (on purpose to mess with everyone) and you can definitely see how that could completely mess me up xD
18 Jul, 2015, 10:38 pm
Aah... Now I'm thirsty!
I wonder what will happen if I put water-powder directly on my tongue...
Anyway, it's been a long time, I'm happy to see you're still around. ^^
*walk away while licking a solid-water flavoured dry ice-cream*
20 Jul, 2015, 4:32 pm
Thanks guy, thanks to your comments I ve been practising a new artstyle. I hope it catches your eye XD
20 Jul, 2015, 9:41 pm
HAH HA HAAA! *claps* How did I miss this?!
Aaaah, I love it.
Re: Thank you. ^^ I love Frank Sinatra.
20 Jul, 2015, 11:11 pm
Hi i don't really know you , but your art is awesome and hiperrealistic . the lightings , textures ,coloring.., it's brilliant!
and also thank for putting my profile on your bio! i don't feel like deserve it :)
21 Jul, 2015, 6:15 am
ohhh thanks nwn glad you liked it. And yep that's true :D *adds ya*
21 Jul, 2015, 7:59 am
Re: I think I would like to go to England or America:)
17 Aug, 2015, 12:50 pm
that's one of the most realistic paintings i ever saw on colors!
12 Dec, 2015, 12:50 pm
it is so realistic it s awesome artwork!
01 Apr, 2022, 2:29 pm
thats a photo... even if you look close i dont see any brush strokes...
02 Nov, 2022, 4:04 am
Isn't sugar-free sugar a thing?
03 Nov, 2022, 8:43 am
@unaone
You might be right about that. I wouldn't know for sure.
.. This brings me way back..
16 Oct, 2023, 7:54 pm
cool