Jurassic World Rocks! by Larka
Just saw a special premiere of Jurassic World, on a rating scale from "Total Stinker" to "Bloody Outstanding" I rate the movie as a solid "Awesome Possum". Below and in the comments is my SPOILER FREE take on the movie itself.
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If you guys remember, I originally thought the film was going to be mediocre and half-fried. Gladly, I now see that I was wrong.....
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#jurassicworld #jurassicpark #raptor #velociraptor #MongooseY #rant #animal #animals #dinosaur
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12 Jun, 2015, 5:03 am
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A lot of my previous concerns about the film actually were deconstructed heavily by the film itself, several times the rampent sponsorship and product placement was critisized by the characters in the film, with one cool dude wearing an old-school Jurassic Park shirt stating that he was surprised the company didn't call one of the new dinosaurs the "Starbucksaurus". The CGI also was not that bad though I would of liked if they used a little more puppetry-effects. Let me just say this film is FREAKING INTENSE on the violence and horror, so I would not recomend it to those with weak stomaches. Here are the PROS and CONS:
CONS
-The Christmas music in the begining, I bloody hate hearing Chistmas music in Summmer!
- The pointless and painful Jimmy Fallon cameo, gosh that was bad!
- Not all the dinos on the website made an on-screen appearance in the film
PROS
- This film definately knew it's audience!
-The new predatory dino is bloody sick!
-Lots of suspense and action
12 Jun, 2015, 5:16 am
- Tons of "Aha!" momments
- Has a TON of elements from the books, previous films, and games.
- The final three acts are insane!
- Everything Godzilla **** and Jurassic Park * failed to be!
- Lots of elements from the previous JP III scripts, I personally was filled with glee at this
- So many cool moments I can't even list them all.....
This film is like the main dino within it, a terrifying chimera of different elements that deliver a powerful "umph"! To be honest I still am not sure yet if it's as good as the first two films, but only because the other two are heaped on a mountain of nostalsia and the nostalsia-factor for this has not set in just yet since it's so fresh. Don't believe the critics or picky fans, this film is great except for that bloody Christmas music and Mr Fallon's cringey cameo. Seriously, go see it if you wish, it's got my seal of approval!
Though as a side note, it would of been interesting if they went and pushed it to R-rating much like the books
12 Jun, 2015, 7:02 pm
im watchin it tomorrow, i'm jus hopin the raptors in arent those False Velociraptors.