omg

you draw these two so cute

im gonna cry

Why r u gunna cry? oAo

bc of how cute this is

-w- yes, deh be cute. I always failed at doing chibi Rung, but i think i did well on this one

its very good

ewe thanks bookie heart sign.
but ik you can draw something better. You always do
(Tom Nook: Yes yes!)

noooo dont be silly

also, rung would totally lie to randy and say no and just blush everywhere bc he has the ily for randy

>3> im not being silly! Im as serious as Randolph is in this pic!

Randy? xD

randolf is officialy randy

xD lawl

lol wanna rp these nerds

sure? xD
(nommin on teh cookieh)

(my dad got me something from his trip to hawaii. it would be fine if it wasnt called "Goat Balls".
Last time he got me "Monkey Balls"....
There chocolate btw)

(Ok, one last thing.
Should i draw (Later) Megatron and Henry? Not as a ship (If ya want), but just randomly o3o?)

its a continuation to this pic haha

rung blushed,flustered at the small human poking him with his tentacle "um.. n-no! of... of course not!"

(if you wanna :P

(just make sure its mtmte megatron

Randolph looks at Rung and pokes him again.
"Why is your face so blue?"

"u-uuumm.. its a plating condition! yes! er..." *trying to push the tentacles away

*Stares for a bit*
Hmmm.... Very well.
*withdraws tenticals*

*a little bit of cooling liquid (sweat) dripping down his forhead* so.. uh.. i never quite caught your name, human

*Smurks, stands striaght, and fixes glasses* I am Prof. Randolph! The, and most, knowlageble one on the S.T.E.A.M. headquarters.

"And what is your name, kind creature?"

(I keep forgetting the " ....)

*rung smiles gently to randolf*
i'm rung, a psychiatrist aboard the lost light arc ship. honored to meet you, randolph of S.T.E.A.M.

"Thank you, Sir Rung!" *talks to him self alittle bit* "At least SOMEONE knows how to properly introduce them selfs besides me..."

*rung chuckles a bit* "normally it doesnt matter how i introduce myself.. everyone forgets my name all the time"

"How can they forget such a short name?" *scratches cheek with a finger* "Try remembering the whole book of the Queen Alien. They dont call me Prof. for nothing!"

"......"
*mumbles to himself again*
"Captian 'know it all' calls me 'Four eyes'...."

"pit if i know... they normally call me "ring" "rong" or "eyebrows""

"Heh, you do have stunning eyebrows. I wouldn't see why."

(where are they anyway? o-o)

(idk.. the woods?)

(hth did they end up in the woods? o-e)

*rung sat down to eye level with randolf* "i get that a lot... haha"
(i think rung is 9-12 feet tall btw)

(idkidk lol they just are)

"I guess im not the only one. *le sigh*"
*walks up to Rung and pokes his glasses* "You do have some simularities as me."

*rung removes the glasses, revealing his light greenish-blue optics* "oh, i do not need those to see, i just grew fond of them"

(should we make Rung alittle shorter (kinda like this little pic) just for the sake of this rp? or nah?)

(sure, 7 feet lol)

"i would be blind without mine! No genius like me can ever leave with out the safety of glasses!"

(Yahy owo)

(Little Randolph is such a show-off xD)

"hmm... a little narcisistic are we?"

(Randolph the red haired Prof.! Has very shiny hair! But all the other workers
used to laugh and call him names)

(oh dang)

"hmm. Yes yes..." *walks up to Rung and suddently hugs him*
"Do you have any gears?" *Lays his head on Rung's chest*

(But then one steamy christmas eve, President came to say:
"Randolph with you knowlage so bright, wont you ride our ship tonight?")

(omg im laughing so hard

(I seriously want to draw that later >XD)

*rung tenses up and blushes even more when rady's cheek presses against his sensetive spark chamber (the circle on his chest)* "e-er.. no i d-d-don't...." *hesitating to place his servo (hand) on radolf's back in response to the hug*

(do it)

"Ohhh."
*looks up at Rung's face*
"Your face is blue again"
*Doesnt even know that his hug is affecting Rung. Doesnt even think he's "hugging" Rung*

( >:p Randolph The Red Haired Prof.)

(The other day i was tempted to draw them looking at a pic of "Di.ckBu.tt". Dont ask o_o)

"yes.. i suppose it is..." *softly patting his back and pressing him more onto the glass of his spark chamber*

(his spark chamber is one of the most sensetive parts of his body

*gets alittle suprized. Blushiez a bit ewe*
"U-umm..."

(Nyahahahaha >:{D)

*rung suddenly let go* "o-oh! sorry..!" *bluuuussshh*

*backs up a bit*
"U-Ummmaahhh....."
*looks away and scratches his cheek again*
"This is awkward....."
*blusshhu*

( I hav that moment stuck in my brainz ewe)

"i-im sorry for making you uncomfortable.." *the antennea on his ear thinggies are down, further expressing his embarassment*

"Nah..... itso-"
*his glasses falls off*
"Ah great! I knew i should of got the glasses with the lace!"
*tries to find it*
*walks a bit*
*something breaks under his foot*
"......."

*Cold breeze*

rung gasped and ran over to randof "y-you stepped on your glasses.."

"DA.MN IT! Thats the 3rd time this week!!"
*checks pokets*
"and that was my last pair with me..."

*looks at Rung with his deep green eyes* "guh, i cant see you..!"

*Rubs his eyes* "great, now i cant study you!"

*blushie* m-maybe i can study you instead...

*puts Rungs glasses on*
*blinks a few times*
"I still cant see, but i can see very faint..."
*walks again*
*twists his ankle*
*falls on Rung*
*silencccceeee*

(*jazz hands* -w-)

*rung caught him, looking into his eyes a bit, still silent*

"........................."
(I LOOK AT HIM, AND HE LOOKS AT ME, AND I LOOK AT HIM, AND HE LOOKS AT MEEEEEE!)

*rung felt a sudden rush and he quickly moved in to kiss randolf, pressing his smooth metal lips against rand's soft fleshy ones*

*Eyes widen, then quickly shuts them tight*
"Mmmmhh....!!"
*his face turns bright red*

*rung breaks the kiss and almost drops rand in embarassment* "s-sorry...! i-i just...-"

*covers his mouth, and in to much of a shock*
*plops his forhead on Rung's chest as he rethinks of what happened*
*blushing aaaallllooooottttt*

*rung yelped a bit when his head hit his spark chamber, blush deepening more*

*Puts his hands on Rung's chest almost touching his spark chamber and pushes alittle* "Ah-Ahhh... I-Im sorry..." *still looking down, blushing*

"i-its okay, i should be sorry" *panting a bit*

"O-Ohh, um, its o-ok..."
*awkward silence*

"y-you um... you're very soft...."

"...........th-thank you........."

*more silence*

*bloop*

*rung sits, silently holding randalf close to him*

"oh fu.ck it!"
*grabs Rung's head and lustfuly kisses him*

*rungs optics widen at first and he kisses back, equally powerfully* <3....

(Zonda: "DID SOMEONE SAY-!
Doctor: *throws a sharp metal pipe threw Zonda's head* "NO!"
Zonda: "...... At least a no would of been better....")

*Smoochizz* (ewe sorry i thought of Zonda at the time)

(heuheuheu)

(ewe derp)

*rung slides his (surprisingly very soft even though its metal) tongue into rand's mouth* Mph..

"Ahhhhh-..... <3" *gently strokes Rung's spark chamber*

randolph could feel the glass get warmer and glow more brightly, meanwhile rung was smooching and licking his neck, leaving trails of his oral lubricant (saliva)* Ohh...<3 i... i love you.

(btw, rung has the equivallent of both a d.ick AND a v.agina)

*Shivers in pleasure*
"nnnnhhhaaaah...... I-......."
*lost of breath*

(heuheu mwehehehe ewe)

(JUST LIKE ZONDA!!! *claps*)

(hehe yeeeeee)

(Although Zonda's more of a...... "Se.xaddic".......
I had to draw 50 shades of grey of him to tell you the truth >_>)

*poking at his tie* "why do humans wear clothing, anyways...? *still licking his neck*

(every transformer has both :3 even the female ones)

(it was a comic. I also drew (my friend wanted me to) 50 shades of gay)

(omg

"Err.... W-Well..... If we didn't wear clothes, w-we would expose things p-privet to us....."

(Awessssooommmmeeee -w-)

(Its all my friend's fault lol)

(they dont have but.ts though)

(shet)

rung chuckled a bit "I wouldn't mind seeing that..."

*Shivers alittle again*
"W-W-Well....... I-I-......."

"in fact.. i want to know what you look like..! take it off for me?" *wispering into his ear*

*feels warm "somewhere"*
"F-F-Fine.........." *sits back and starts taking his Steamer off, then his tie, then starts unbuttonting his shirt slowly, his hands trembling*

*watching and blushing*

*Finaly done with the shirt, he strips off his pants, and trembles alot holding his boxers*
"U-Ummmmmmm............"

"you do not need to do anything you are uncomfortable with... there is no rush." he said in his calming theraputic voice, softly touching his exposed chest and waist*

*heart racing*
"A-Ahhhhh...... Y-Your..... U-Uh i-im....... "
*studdering*

(Like a surgeon! *hay!*
Lol srry x'D)

*rung softly kissed his belly* Shhh....

*moans alittle*
*pulls out the tie in his hair*

(im seriously listening to barbie right now idk why im just in the mood you would to if you where me derp)

randolph can hear rung's motor softly revving, he's trying very hard to cover how nervous he actually is*

(cmon barbie lets go party

*he also heard a small click-- it appears the orange plating on rung's cro.tch slid back to reveal his "parts"*

"Wh-What was that....?"
*yeh dat sound alright*

(I remember that i was making a drawing book for a friend, but i skipped a page. She asked me to draw something on it, so i draw chibi zonda throwing his arms up, smiling, and saying "Di.cks!"......
Its something)

*rungs face flushed when he looked down to his fully etect cord (d.ick)* u-umm... that was my modesty plating...

(it's obviously metal, and its orange with a blackish grey underside with a blue-green light at the tip, and more along the base heuheuheu.... its also not that huge but yknow)

((omg thats beautiful))

(heuheuheu nerds ewe)

*stares at Rung*
*plainly cant see anything*
"U-U-Uhhhh"

(so its gunna feel kinda like he's sticking one of his tenticals up his a.ss?)

(except his tenticals are much "thicker")

(maybe lol

(brb im going to my mom's office will take a few we can finish when i get there bloop e3e)

*rung gently moved rand's hand onto it*

"A-A-Ahhhh! Wh-Whats th-that?!"
(mom sending a email >_>)

"th-that's my uh.. "private"...." *bluuuushhhghgghgg*

*poker face*
*flush red*

*super embarassed, hiding his blue face*

"E-Ehhhmmmm........"
*quivering again*

(Randolph is suh shake'y.
what a nerd >3>)

"I-i want to make you feel good..."

(both of them are XD

"A-Ahhhh.... O-Ok............"

( Makes me wanna eat suhm nerdz.... :V
*goes to walmart and gets a big box of Nerdz*)

*shaking and pulling his boxers off* "if you ever want me to stop, please tell me.."

(heha)

"O-Ok........"

(Bskijppdk:xlwosmlsjk blooop)

*still holding rand in his arms, he gets the boxers completely off, bushing at the sight of his "parts"* "o-oh my.... your whole body is so gorgeous...<3"

(I just realized we has da color'z of Portalz e3e)

(omg,...)

"Th-Thank y-you...... U-Uhm....... I hope this doesnt h-hurt........."

(GAAAAAH ttV:<)

(i is eating goat balls *Pun not intended*)

"i'll be sure to be gentle.. humans are very fragile creatures, ive heard..!" *he slides two of his fingers into his own valve (thats his puss, yo) to cover it in lubricants to use on rand so it doesnt hurt*

"......."
*heart beats fast*

(nerds talk alot before they even start there "prosses of life". Not like Zonda, he knows when you are sleepin', he know's when you awake!!)

*rung slowly slid a lubed finger into rand's bum*

*flinches*
"N-Nyahhh....!"

(He be runnin' threw yo town, fuqin yo peepo up!
so then you go
hide' jo kids
hide' jo wife
and your husband too cuz deh go find you!)

*kissing his neck as he added another* "your moaning sounds so lovely<3"

*flinches again and arches his back*
"H-Haaah....!"

*thrusting the fingers in and out gently so he can fit his cord inside after*

(Are tey sittin' or are deh layin? So cunfuzzled)

*whimpers* >/////<

(rung is sitting with rand on his lap

(das hot)

*a few minutes go by and rung finally removes the fingers, holding randolph by the waist and moving him up over his cord* "a-are you ready...?"

*Bites his bottom lip alittle, only being able to make out a nod*

*he slowly moved randolph down, pressing his cord in gently, stretching his hole in the best ways* "a-Aaahh... <3 you're sooo tight...! >//<"

*adoribly moans and drools a bit*
"W-WAaaaahhhh........!!"
>//m//<
(ALIEEEENNNNNNNN)

(lol abe does not approve)

(human haz smex wit robutt...
that should be a movie if there isn't one ewe)

(yey)

*rung is panting and moving rand up and down, also moaning pretty darnn adorably*

(rung is secretly alien menace

(jkjk lol

*tries tah hold back teh moans*

(Randolph would freak out xD)

(he IS an alien tbh

(nuh, i mean teh ones from teh game.)

*rung shoved as deep as he can, grinding his hips in circles* "Mmmmhh <333"

(ik im joking

(if dat happened, this would of turned out to be a tentical po.rn e-e)

(rand using his tentacle things on rung tbh

*drools alot*
"Mmmmmppphhhhhaaa......... <33" >//Q//<

(dat would be beaut)

(gotta help ma quick brbzzle)

*now moving more fast and rough* "Oooaahhh <33 I love you..<3"

*starts crying a bit*
"A-Ahhhh....! R-Rung.....! I-Im gunnaa.....!"

(mom was making signs again >3>)

*<3*

*just then rung moaned out loud and rand felt a gush of hot fluid filling him* A-Aaahhh!!! <3

*releases too bloop*

"A-Ahhhhaaa..... R-Rung........"

*rung moved back out of him and pulled randolph close to kiss him deeply*

*kisses back lovingly*
"Mmmmppphhhh..... <33"

"i suppose i HAVE fallen in love with a human now...."

(gtg to bed oops

mkay gnight o3o

"hah.... love you too...."