redbull gives you wings

i didn't get wings
i want my money back

but seriously redbull
it's
so good
why did i drink 2 though i won't be able to sleep now ehhhh

i think i've had red bull before, i furgot
i remember drinking a bit of diet coke tho
i regret that

o so i did some dumb stuff with my friend today and the world needs to know

so first i tell her about nip extendors, i tell her the comercial and send her the pic
so that was great
then we had the idea to go buy redbull bc i wanted to try it and i got so hyper i fu.cking ran everywhere

then we went to walgreens about i bought another redbull
more hyper
we went and sat on a bench and i thought her about genders and se.xualities because she needs to leARN
and she told me she was bi
and i said
"i guess im just so gay that it rubbed off on you"
i'm great ik
x'D
//
then we went to a big-a.ss park and spied on my parents who were disc-golfing and we talked about time travel, religion, depression, and that we should sneak out at night and meet eachother
but my fu.cking window can't really be opened like that so i cant
cries
anyways today was fun

i have no idea why im saying all this but i did so
ggo fu.ck a duck thanks
eh
still hyper sorry

@Kar: oo

i think redbull tastes like
grape-cherry with like a hint of wine or something
buut idk eh
diet stuff though
ew

diet soda is 2gross4me
why did i even try
sounds fun tho
all i did was rage out at everyone who was annoying tf out of me

**i forgot to say
we also broke into a baseball feild and threw balls everywhere
plus there was a guy by the bleachers who was wearing only underwear so
that happened i guess
(i saw him and ran, my friend talked to him :/)

@Kar: oo

@Lionstar: redbull is gr8 m8 i r8 8/8
//runs

he just finished banging hella jeff
okokno
i watched a youtubers react to dhmis2
oN MUTE
IS IT BECAUSE SCREAMING CLOCKS
IS THAT WHY???

@Karl: oomg

screaming clocks tho
probably

yeah haha
i must rewatch it
witH SOUND
i only watched it cuz tony and cupquake lel