fabu
i am the king of nip

i kEEP LAUGHING SO HARD I CCANT

KAR
KING OF NIP

ALL HAIL NIP KING

*bOWS DOWN*

hAIL THE KING
SACRIFICE

*insert gif of shrek banging a corpse*
imagine thAT

o

i just imagine all this happening at once like
ur just standing on some throne like @ the top screen, shrek is banging a corpse next to you, and everyone is just basking in your glory

and im speaking xieanese like
o eo# givl ]h smf ypmu

//eo# nsmh bomvrmy omyp pn:obopm

huh
sometimes
i realise im just a kid
saying that
....
who needs childhood when you hAVE HEN.TAI

WOOOOO H3NTAI
SMOKE H3NTAI EVERYDAY

50 shades of nip

@Kar: sssMOKE H3NTAI ERY DAI

@Elite: y e
5O shades of nip, 5O shades of Onion
u guys
om f

50 shades of h3ntai

so many movies to direct

but then the movies are just//

--Fifty shades of Onion--
*cues fifty pictures of onions*

--Fifty shades of Nip--
*single picture of kar wearing 5O nip extendors*

50 shades of song lyrics (dong lyrics)

--Fifty shades of Song Lyrics--

*5O pictures of lyrics to "cotten eyed joe"*

o givlrf ]h smf ypmu shsomdy yjr nrf'

i have
no words
im just sitting here silently laughing bc its 1 am

o eo# givl bomvrmy pm yjr ,ppm

wh at

timezones are confusing

ye
what time is it for you?

11

2 hours behind me whoa
well
one of my friemds is 7 hours ahead of my so
there's
thAt

*me

one of my friends is like 420 hours ahead of me
so when its christmas eve for me, its christmas DAY for her.
i wanna move to australia hhhhhh---

whoa

i wanna move to hawaii the weather in wisconsin is like 99 percent bs

i would move to japan if there werent any earthquakes and $hit

if i spoke japanese then i might
i always thought it'd be cool to see all the stuff that's different n sh!t

yeah
i had a dream of going to japan once
it was gr8 m8 i r8 8/8

oo
i never really get dreams abt stuff i actually think about
because like
i've never had a fnaf dream, which includes non of pgxpg
aand thats p much all i think abt so

but ye i just get random amd weird dreams
like dreams about coral :/

i had a dream i got paralyzed by a huge storybook---did i already say this or am i high

TAKE THESE BANANA'S O GREAT KING OF TEH NIPS
*hands over batch of bananas*

@Kar: i dont think youve tokd me that
i just get
the most random dreams idk

LINKU HATH ARRIVED

*eats bananas whole*
alrighty then
it was right after rewatching dhmis2, too
the tony will be in my dreams
fOREVERRRRRRR

I HATH ARRIVED

om f

ii just get like
random dreams about demons and coral yknow
never sh!t i actually think abt ugh
why cant i just have a purplephone dream and just
tell everyone
call it my latest fanfic

i had a dream about pg rapping once.
it was bootiful.

ehh im hungry but its 1:3O and i have no food in my room
except a warm soda..
good enOUGH

omg
i want that dream
cries

one time i had a dream that i was vince and tHE LIBRARY WAS FULL OF FACKING ROTARY PHONES IT WAS BEAUTIFAL

oMG

lUCKY LINKU
I WANT YOUR DREAM LINKU
I ALSO HAD A DREAM EVERYONE WORE ROTARY PHONES ON THEIR HEADS
I WANTED ONE
THEY WERE LIKE "lol no"

anD THEN THERE WAS A FLASH MOB AND THEY WERE DANCING TO 'SMOOTH CRIMINAL' AND I JUST

WHY CANT I HAVE DREAMS LIKE THAT
I'VE HAD DREAMS WITH VINCE IN THEM BEFORE THOUGH
IDEK WHY
IN ONE OF THEM COLORS HAD SOME RAD UPD8 TOO

I WANT COOL ROTARY PHONE DREAMS LIKE YOU GUYS CRI

o i THINK ONCE I HAD A DREAM WHERE ON COLORS I HAD LIKE IOO LIKES ON A PAINTING AND I WAS LIKE "wHY DO I GET SO LITTLE LIKES CRIES"

ONE TIME I DREAMED THERE WAS A COLORS3D CON AND EVERYONE ON COLORS! WAS THERE!! :3

that sounds like a cool dream
i wish i could just cHOOSE my dreams, not just fall asleep and hope for the best.

tHAT
SHOULD BE A THING I WOULD GO

wOW
SOUNDS RAD

IKRRRRRR!?

ikr kar
they seem so realistic so like
why cant i just
have some awesome dream about flying to space and meeting all my internet friends on the moon or something

yES

i want chocolate pie rn hhhhhhhhh
hhhhHHHHHHH *implodes*

pfft
i just unplugged my ds and the cord didnt go away so i threw it and mentally screaming "ffIGHT M E" at it

*screamed
i hate when i type the wrong word
like just
"i was sitting on a floating chair"
"**SOFT????"

my 3ds is always charging
always

ikr
one time i accidently made a grammar mistake
like, it was supposed to be than, but it turned into then
*kills gt*

o
that p much used to be my ds bc the battery was cr/ap
new ds is better tho
ehh

yee
when i make a grammar mistake i just
*inTERNAL PANIC*
*ARMS FLAIL*
*rAPIDLY CORRECTS*
*cries in corner*
i might have problems

same :v
i used to think existence was spelled with an a because idFK

i used to think finally was spelled finially???

i used to get confused on the spelling of tomorrow .-.

i still do sometimes oop

-tommorrow
-tomorrow
o wait i looked at it too much now it doesnt look like a word

it just looks like tomatoe now om'f

tomatoes
tOMATOES
CIRCLETINNNEEEEEEE

*shrek opens door*
heY GANG-

CIRCLETIIIINNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE

*sHREEK SLAMS DOOR*

mmIX IT TOGETHER KIDS

PLOT TWIST: DONKEY GETS THROWN OUT WINDOW
DONKEY'S MASK FALLS OFF
JEFF THE KILLER OH SH---

i keep accidentaly making noise like tapping my stylist on my ds
like ik someone is awake
bc someone just blasted coutry music for like 3 seconds??

aND OMHGFRRH
THSSST PLUT TWWST THO

*country
hate when i forget letters

same
i hear video games
wAS IT BRANTLEY GILBERT THE GLOBE----

O

i have n o idea
why someone just played country music for like 3 seconds on full blast
like dude
it[s 2 am calm down

earlier today i thought i heard dying children
"hah, that sounded like a dying child---"

well
good children are disgusting
obvi i'm not a child though
i:m
69 yrs
yesyes
oobviously

im 420 years old. c:

wow
young af
im so old tbh cries

i want chocolate
*dying giraffe noises*

i always want chocolate
but for some reason i never go buy chocolate

seriously i live by like 5OO,OOO shops it'd be easy

GO TO EARTH, THEY SAID
IT'LL BE EASY, THEY SAID---//murdered

get out of bed they said
it'd be easy they said
well
it's nOT
cant i just
eat chocolate all day is that too much to ask for

thats me
are you me
wow

probably

wow

ye

^ @ my life

like
if i have 22O followers shouldn't i get like IOO likes per painting or something but like i never even get 25
twenty five is alot here tho but
like
wwat

BACK AGAIN

I DRANK 2 REDBULLS TODAY :)))))

cries

I ATE FROZEN YOGURT TODAY *SOBS*