He has a whole radius of where you are not allowed to touch him if you're a stranger. He will not permit you any closer than two feet. This zone is also an aura of grumpiness and general as.shole-ness.
Also, head petting. He will mumble like the nerd he is. But if you're not a trustworthy person and you attempt head petting, you'll die before you even get to move your hand.
#Eigengrau #Touchmeme

did you know
he wears skinny jeans
DWEEB