OK STORY TIME BUT IN A QUICK SHORT VERSION.
HERE WE GO James was a senior leaving highschool, played sports which was the real only reason he was popular. Had a girlfriend who only loved him for his popularity, and always made him do stuff for her. She really loved halloween though, blah blah blah, tied James down, blah blah blah, gave him a new jack-o'-lantern "costume" to make him popular at a party, thats what happened to his face, he broke out of the ropes she tied him up with, was freaking out then got suuuuper pi.ssed and told her "ill show you a jacl-o'-lantern", blah blah blah, ripped her skin off, hung it up, carved it and put a candle inside put it on the porch then ran off scared. he now does that to bi.tchy people on halloween :D

ok bUT SERIOUSLY I LOVE THIS SO MUCH LIKE OMG THANK YOU!!! sheesh i needa step up my game XD

oh and can you put #pumpkinjames ? :3