My hair is very thick, and explodes at any opportunity. It also needs a trim.
I haven't found my shampoo yet, so I had to borrow some. I used some shampoo that says "Extra Body" on the label. Then I learned my lesson as my hair slowly puffed up over the course of the whole day:
DON'T USE EXTRA BODY SHAMPOO WHEN ALREADY OVERDUE FOR A HAIRCUT.
THE SIDES AND BACK HAVE EXPLODED INTO THE 9001ST DIMENSION BUT THE TOP IS ALMOST NORMAL.
And yes, I actually do have purple glasses.
Where'd my style go omg