great life choice right there, m8

Seems like no place can escape the wrath of cat pictures... How childish for me to think I was safe here

im actually not gonna be on ere til later. tired as fu.ck and crabby.

This chat died quickly.

re:np! :3

:D well i guess i should delete this but whateverrr

SCREAMS I THOUGHT WE LOST YOU 5 EVER

idk if you remember but it's PeacockFeathers :]

:P

yo sorry i had to take cold medicine

i dont feel like typing TT^TT btw ur mii confuses me so idk who the fu.cks online xD

tell me, have i ever talked to johnny thinking it was ashley or visa versa? xD

whats with pop songs turning into grown men who thinking crying and whining voice are attractive. like hozier or sam smith. btw i hate uptown funk. and that dumb song about being high. its crappy music. 2012 was when it was jumping. i miss that era of music. it was over all way better than what weve got now.

i hate pop songs, yet in my town its either pop, county or spanish. :/

idk why but idk like to talk to both of u xD also ALL of one direction and 5 seconds of summers songs suck major di.ck. theyve got the same tune and basically the same lyrics.

honestly im sick of pop music. its just BAD.

I WANT MY LADY GAGA AND KE$HA AND KATY PERRY BACK

i think the only new songs i like are jealous and stuck on a feeling

ILL KNOW MWA HA HA and sia? never heard of her. :I

ive been drawing baby before she became a st.ripper to sh.itty pop music.
sh.itty, sh.itty pop music.

im imagining her as a kind of pre twerking miley cyrus type of girl; talented, pretty, down to earth, kind, etc.

like a hippie, i guess.

DUDE U NEED TO GET INTO FOSTER THE PEOPLE their new album supermodel is on poiiiiint! ive just recently rediscovered them. my top song list for them would have to be

1. best friends
2. houdini
aaaand 3. helena beat.

theyre perfect i swear to god

OH HER I HATE HER SORRY BUT SHES THE ONE WHO RUINED POP FOR ME

HER AND ARIANA GRANDE TALKING ABOUT HOW BADLY SHE WANTS THE D IN HER ANNOYING VOICE

btw she was/is a sl.utty and terrible actress/singer

meh :P ill stick with my moosics.

i really recommend mystery skulls, death cab for cutie, foster the people, arctic monkeys, & kongos. OH AND MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS I WORSHIP HER

bahhhh that song was their only quote unquote hit. listen to a few other songs. theyre exceptional.

YOUR LIPSTICK STAAAINS!

YES THATS IT, 98.3! PLAY IT. PLAY SOUL SISTER. YOUVE GOT ONE RIGHT TONIGHT, BRAVO!

hey soul sister! hey mister mister on the radio! :'D

i love this song.

dude do u gots pokemanz x or y?

yus!

oh god another sh.itty song :l

ghost by whoever she is is extremely annoying. the pop music culture is reverting back to the early 2000's type of music. songs like here comes the sun that make me aggitatored. -_- its disgustinggg

no no no 50 ways is fine. its ghosts i was talking about.

xD im very picking about music. if i cant dance to it, it sucks.

and aw, i wanted to game chat :c

not ghosts by mystery skulls the other one. xD

idk. ANYWAYS I DIGRESS. i just finished a fu.ck ton of finals today. i got a b on my geometry final, which MAKES ME HAPPY AS HELL

yeah. xD idk why i chose pop music to talk about. guess it just grinds my gearsssss

dunno the artist but its a female. blah. idk. i drove by myself to buy candy today too. with my own money. in my jammies. WITHOUT A BRA.

TWAS BRUTAL AS FUUUUUUCK

and i paid in nickels and dimes.

yeah. it was awesome. xD im fu.cking cool, u know that right? im the chubby hot blonde who raids her disney land jar at 9 at night to drive to the corner store and buy 5 bucks worth of sh.it.

doesnt get any realer than that

not to mention im single *winks at no one in particular*

woah i thought johnny was gay for some reason.

tell him i thought he was gay.

do it. and tell me his reaction.

k bra.

braski.

go to bed. xD ill go do stuff.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

*wiggle wiggle* xD sleep tight, braaaaaaa <3

:V

chachi purrs & rubs against elidas hand.

bryce: um i guess its not a 'failure'... but yeah. chachis pretty happy! and can i meet your familiar?! -eyes bright with excitement-

bryce: -confused- your familiar forces you to study? dude we havent even started school yet! tell choco to chillax -gives them a quirky half smile-

bryce: well im here for you if you feel like blowing off some steam! i also dont mind helping if you get swamped with schoolwork! doing assignments & studying has always been kinda easy for me and i wouldnt mind at all lending a hand or two. -looks down awkwardly, shuffling feet- only if youd like. im not trying to force you into hanging out with me or whatever....

//no i do too lol c;

bryce: -perks up- great! im free anytime. um, id give you my number but... -laughs awkwardly- just stop by me & my roommate jasper's room anytime!

//SHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIP *explodes*

bryce: hah, its a deal! and about me? um... i like gummy candies & cartoons. hmm... lets see... oh! i once set the highscore for pacman at my hometown's arcade! it was soo cool! i had this huge crowd around me and i played for like 5 hours start! -gestures a lot withs hands as he talks- i also kinda like both boys & girls. -shrugs- idk why. i just do. my mom thinks its a phase but i can distinctly recall having a crush on my babysitter Alex when i was 5 or something. um... i hope thats enough information. i cant really think of anything else and i dont wanna seem braggy.. tell me about you! -rubs neck and stretches slightly, looking intently at them-

btw i hope its fine i call elida them and they. xD

//aight im kinda awkward w/ the pronouns & i dont wanna like offend anyone. i just lesrned about all these 'demiboy' and 'transman' things ppl identify as or however you say it. im accepting of it but like... idk im just a doof xP

bryce: your grandpa sounds really cool! i never knew mine. he died in vietnam before i was born. -shrugs- its irritating knowing he fought in a pointless war and died. but yeah! thats awesome that youre genderfluid! when did you realise it? -smiles warmly-

//ha okie c:

bryce: meh. i dunno why either. people are dumb. like me? im okay with anything as long as theyre a good person. and elida, you seem pretty rad.. -grins-

//now they kiss o-o

bryce: -blushes a little and recovers quickly- t-thank you! so um, wanna see my room? i can show you how to play super smash bros!

// #brylida :OOOOOO <3 and it works cuz bryce is bi & elida is genderfluid! :DDD

bryce: saw what? -gives elida a sh.it eating grin before starting off towards the dorms- im just gonna let you know ahead of time... i wont go easy on you! -wiggles eyebrows and smirks-

//its like they have a lot of se.xual tension playing the game and they dissolve into cuddles aaaaa btw my number is (five - zero - nine) - three - zero - two - eight - five - nine -five

bryce: -rolls eyes- oh im sooo sure you will. its a fighting game where you pick a nintendo character & beat the cr.ap out of other nintendo characters. -they get to the room & bryce unlocks it with his special key- here we are! mi casa es tu casa -bows and winks mischeivously, holding the door open for them-

//x'D ye. THAT COMIC THO DUDE :OOOOO

bryce: aha, sure. -closes door after himself and kicks off shoes, revealing his cute goaty feets- do u want a snack or anything? me & jasper usually drink soda or something when we play games.

//jfc his reaction omf xD

bryce: -looks at his cloven hooves, his ears & face getting hot- uh, yeah...! its fine! -grabs two diet cokes & walks over, sitting down in front of the rinky dink tv he & jasper had set up- heres your soda... -his cheeks are slightly pink as he sets up the game-

>w<

//-literally squealing-

bryce: -spins on butt so he can put his feet into elidas lap- here you go. -smiles awkwardly, face getting a few more shades red-
//he hides his feet & legs because he had a spell backfire and hes super embarassed of it x'D

//the struggle is real bro :l

bryce: well ah... dont freak. -stands up & takes off jeans, leaving superman boxers- the goat didnt go up my whole leg. like, its still shaped like a human leg, see? its just furrier & my feet are cloven. -pulls jeans back on, fumbling with belt- sorry, heh. im kinda embarassed of it btw. i was trying out some spells before i figured out my strong point is with astrology. -sighs & sits back down, sipping pop& watching the title screen for smash- never try shapeshifting when youre just learning magic, el. never.
//xD idk

bryce: WELL... exCUUUUSE mE -blushes, obviously flustered as he pulls his hat down over his eyes & brings his knees to his chest- ...sorry... -looks away- its just... -pouts angrily and huffs, looking back at them- im fine, thanks though. -smiles reassuringly, feeling kinda awkward-

bryce: -stiffens at the contact but loosens up almost immediately, looking at elida with a confused look on his face- hey, i was just being dramatic... -smacks himself onnthe forehead- im sorry im a doof! i screw everything up aghhh -kicks goaty feet in aggravation before settling down- sorry. again.

//idk xD

//mmyaaaasss
bryce: -smiles softly and hugs back, fingers squeezing the fsbric of their cloak ever so gently- its alright. no big deal really, haha! -pulls away, hands lingering slightly- now, about that game i promised to kick your a.ss in... -winks and grins like a di.ck head-

//;^) good xD

bryce: -stares at elidas mooscles- damn dude ur ripped af. -hands them the controller, amazed by his friend's savage biceps-

help me i need jesus

bryce: -pokes their arm, oblivious to what they just said- dude i bet this is bigger around than my da.mn head.

//sorrynotsorry

pqssin out ttyl

<:3 heyy vixy. I came to check on ya... if you wanna talk a little later tell me on my newest pic -scoots kevin to you-