this isnt exactly how it went down, but i think this is funny-er.

irl, Jacob didnt cut himself breaking the bottle, he cut his hand trying to pick up the mess.
it was just a small cut on his pinkie, but it was kinda bleeding a lot. i was like, "you want us to get you some napkins?"
and he was like, "Naaah, im fine."

#irlBUDS