No one sees Santa? Explain the one in the mall.
How does he eat so many cookies and not appear as the record for fattest person alive?
Raindeer can't fly. -Science.
(AND MAGIC ISN'T REAL YOU TROLLS)
How does his sleigh carry all those gifts? How does he carry them?
Sleigh is a homophone for slay. Santa is defenetly a murderer / stalker / burgaler.

Ok, onto the rest of Christmas. I'll do it in the next comment.

Decorating is boring.
Elves are creepy.
Half the presents you'll never use.
You really gain nothing since you spend as much on other people's gifts as you get in value from theirs. Christmas should be the day to go blow 1000 dolars yourself instead so you get things you'll actually use.
"It's the thought that counts" If people were thinking they'd get you things you'd actually use.
Christmas trees are a pain to get if you don't use a fake.
Visiting relatives EWWWW
Christmas, as a holiday, has gone from Jesus's birthday to a day about getting junk you'll never use.
All those lame Christmas specials on TV shows. Because Santa is real in their universes. I still can't accept that there's a real Santa in the Pokemon world.
Everything about fruitcake and nog.
Who started the whole idea of hanging socks and toys appearing in them?
Can't I just have my stuff now? I dun wanna wait mum
Christmas music is so irritating.

Ok, that about covers it. Onto the rest of the December festivities.

Two weeks off from school is OK. Finals right before it and book reports or something to look foreward after it isn't.
Frozen. I hate that movie at critical levels.
The snowman song. I hate it at critical levels as well.
(Also, if anyone types it's lyrics in the comment, you're in for a lecture.)
New years. Who really cares? It's just a day for everyone to drink.
The clean up after Christmas is too much work, with the decorations and wrapping and unwanted fruitcake.
Too many leftover foods from the holidays. I just want a burrito.
Family gatherings are boring...
It never snows where I live. :(
If your area gets snow you wish it didn't, and if it doesn't snow you wish it did. Science.
Snowmen are too hard to make.
Snow is icky. (No, I didn't meen icy.)
Sled sounds like dead cause they hit trees and do that to the rider(s).

Ok, that's about it. If I missed anything, let me know.

Also, I stuck my hand into my stocking and found the cactus I wanted. Well, it's needles. No joke. Merry Christmas to me.

"It's the thought that counts" So you can think about what you would give people for Christmas, but on Christmas, you tell them that their present was that you imagined yourself giving them a present. Because the thought is the present. :O

All my lists are long.
See #JBEWW

let it be kid. let it be.

*ahem*

Do you wanna eat a tacoooo?

Dud, Juiced bananas and Justin beiber have the same acronym.
Better get that checked.

Well sorry...