Name: Sargent Captain
Phrase: "Don't bring a knife to a gun fight... Not that it'll matter anyway BECAUSE I HAVE A MOTH,ERF#$KIN' TANK!"
Upsides:
Long ranged attacks.
High health.
Downsides:
Slow.
Takes higher damage from melee attacks.
Long Ability recharge time.
Abilities:
Roflauncher- Shoots a missle straight, and it keeps going until it hits a wall.
Wartime Erec.tion- Gives Captain a burst of strength.
'Nade Toss: It takes a little while to explode after being thrown, useful in surprise attacks due to the fact its flat out hard to see.
Special:
MY TANK- Captain hops in his iconic Tank, and drives around for a period of time. He can shoot enemies, and run them over for a lower amount of damage. He CAN get hurt in this mode.

Name: Salad Fingers
Phrase: "I like rusty spoons..."
Upsides:
Good reach.
Can resist most effects.
Downside:
Slow.
Low health.
Passive ability:
Red Water: Salad Fingers gets stronger when effected by Bleed.
Abilities:
Friends...- When activated, Salad Fingers can see enemies hidden in bushes.
Feeling of rust- Throws a large, random, rusty object in a certain direction. It lasts for a few seconds, and he can heal himself by standing next to it.
(I can't think of another, you guys decide!)
Special:
(Can't think of a Special either. :/)

Hmmm...what about "Party"? He throws one of the finger puppets at the enemy, which proceed to cling on and attack for a few seconds? xD

PERFECT! THANK YOU. :3

YUS.