Enwoegaku,soreha chikyudesu! Yokumiruto, chikyu ga arimasu! Matawa tabun sore wa chikyu gadesu ka? Watashi wa potchama kishi yo!

A,subarashi sekai,sunawachi efude no suwaipu de miru koto ga deki,no boken o motte mishaou! Sore wa tanoshi kotodeshou! ("Watashi wa on'nanoko,otokonokode wa nai nda!!!")

Enwoegaku,chikyu ga arimasu! Enwoegaku chikyu ga arimasu! Enwoegaku chikyu ga arimasu! Torsuzen chikyu ga arimasu! Anata no senaka ni yoko ni natte,chikyu ga arimasu!

Watashi wa tokei shikake kara kita nda! A,chodo ikutsu ka no futto de,anata ga yorokobi de nakaseru masu reshipi ("soreha honto no mahoda.") Watashi ga yumemite kita koto o negatte imasu! Ne,ne,Kruonosu,ikutsu ka no yasai o watasu! Chotto,chotto, Parutena, watash no hoho o terasu! Kon'nichiwa,kon'nichiwa hahanaru chikyu,watashi wa heiwadesu

Hai, wa i,kyupiddo wa (sore wa watashi no tame ni aru?) Koko de,kokto de, otosan wa,watashi ni soda o ataeru hanshu, chotto,chotto hansu,chotto, chotto! Watashi wa aji o wasureru koto ga dekinai,kaien no aisukurimu no watashi wa mae ni tabeta! Tokeiji kake de soko ni jikan naragenari yoryo!

Enwoegaku,chikyu ga arimasu ! Enwoegaku,chikyu ga arimasu! Enwoegaku,chikyu ga arimasu! Watashi wa tokei shikake kara kita nda! A,subarashi sekai,sunawachi,efude no suwaipu de miru koto ga deki,no boken o motte mimashou! Sore wa tanoshi kotodeshou! A,sekaiju de,kofuku no reshipi nemuru watashi wa,wareware wa futatabi au kotodeshou ne! Hetalia!

Awesome drawing!! ^^

But what is the gibberish?