looks good!

im sorry darlin

hoW COME U NEVER WEAR THAT DRESS I GOT U

i dID NOT
U LIL CRAP

*gives u a new pretty dress*
WEAR IT NOW

THEY HAD A RLLY GREAT SALES PITCH I COULDNT RESIST THEY MADE IT SO HARD

IM SORRY

THEY MADE ME BUY A LOT MORE

THEY GAVE ME AN OFFER I COULDNT RESISSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTT
YOU HAVE TO HELP OR ELSE ill tell ur mom that you LOVED taking care of me and you want to do it aallll the times
B)

it is if i say it is

IAMANADULT

UAREACHILD

WHO IS IN CHARGE HERE

... gO GET EM HONEY
KI.LL THAT TURKEY LIKE A WOMAN

*trips you*

what

whatd i do

i wAS TRYING TO HELP

GOD CANT YOU FLY
DID YOU GET NOTHING FROM ME??
*flies*

IT RLLY ISNT UR JUST STUPID UGH WHAT DID UR MOM EVEN TEACH U

FILTHY HUMAN

im too tired to even try to be clever

how do i even do that, loser?

fine whatever, bu.tthead.

ALSO I FEEL LIKE BEING MUSHY SO I JUST THOUGHT ID LET U KNOW THAT I CHERISH U AS A FRIEND ILY BUD

why did i laugh so hard at "friendsheep"

dear god you a.ss head

i will laugh

u creep

wHO AM I KEELING BOI?

oh btw i'll talk to you tomorrow or in a few hours if youre still on

im gonna go watch a movie so ill ttyl

bye loser

you are a di.ckwe.ed

you

ugh

jerk
see you tomorrow a.sscrack

- with love,
ur dark overlord

satan is my friend

ugh but i dont waNT CHEERIOS
they suck
like u
fine ill try to cheer up
fINE

re: thank u blain-senpai

*thank u slap*

okay senpai

ur a loser
srs