EWW: Pokemon OR&AS by JuicedBananas

-This is intended as a humorous list of everything that I think could use improvement in these games, not a rant, I thought these games were amazing overall-

-Accurate up to end of Delta Episode, in Alpha Sapphire-

The names of the games are too long.
The black screen when you turn the game on lasts for 20 seconds or so.
Why did I have to ride in the back of the moving truck with the furnature?
Super training is so tedious.
You can't access PlayNav until you reach Petalburg.
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28 Nov, 2014, 9:35 pm
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JuicedBananas

28 Nov, 2014, 9:48 pm

So many returning features that could have been in X&Y too.
Random warps between routes.
Contests are too girly.
No more contest ribbons.
Cosplay Pikachu is weird.
Trick house has less rooms than in the original Ruby & Sapphire.
Switching those bikes is so irritating.
The Acro bike is so slow.
You can't leave trails in the sooty tall grass like you could in Ruby & Sapphire.
What's the point of there being multiple contest halls?
When characters ask you to walk with them to somewhere, it's usually a setback from your destination.
I can go into the ladies hot tub.
The geysers in the Lavaridge gym are too slow.
The trainers in the Petalburg gym are just wasting a turn with those X items.
Fishing is boring.
Fortree City's ladders are too slow.
You can ride a bike in the trees there too.
Berries grow too slowly.
The Safari Zone doesn't have the special thing with the Safari balls and mud anymore.
Hoenn's geographical features are unrealistic.
Too much water.
-continues below-

JuicedBananas

28 Nov, 2014, 10:03 pm

Pokemon battle underwater?
Everyone trusts a kid to save them from the deathfish / fat lizard (Kyogre & Groudon).
The climate changed that much from half an hour of rain?
I'm riding a wild Kyogre who's currently in the prossess of destroying the world?
The Eon flute makes Fly obsolete.
Pokemon battle in the air?
You can catch out-of-region Pokemon before getting the National Pokedex.
The rings is mystery spots are way too creepy.
The XP Share is still as OP as it was in X&Y.
How did May and proffesor Birch get to the champion's room? There's no way they beat the Elite 4.
-Post game starts here-
-spoiler alert-
Some cutscenes in the Delta Episode are a minute of a picture with music playing.
Once again, you're trusting a kid to save the world?
How did Raquaza eat the meteorite that was still in my backpack?
I can catch Deoxys without an event?
Pokemon battle in space?
So much shipping of May and Brendan, yet they never kissed.

JuicedBananas

28 Nov, 2014, 10:06 pm

Oh yeah, and no character custimazation.

Linzolle

29 Nov, 2014, 4:09 am

Too much water.

Fisks

29 Nov, 2014, 8:35 am

8.3/10
'Too much water.'
-IGN

Fort Zinder-Flash

29 Nov, 2014, 11:14 pm

You can't spell ignorant without IGN.

Sir FluffsALot

06 Dec, 2014, 1:21 pm

Dang it. People beat me to the IGN joke.

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