Jurassic World by Larka

It's sad to say but the new Jurassic Park film looks really mediocre. Tis a shame as I've been looking forward to it for YEARS, only to be rewarded with ugly CGI, stupid looking future tech that feels out of place, giant glass gerbil ba11s, cliche actors, pointless Jimmy Buffet restaurant cameos, stupid mosasaur Sea World shows, and bad attempts at recapturing the original magic. #jurassicpark #jurassicworld #dinosaur #rant #arcticmeme #dinosaurs #humor #funny

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painted on a Nintendo 3DS
26 Nov, 2014, 5:04 am
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CrazyRiverOtter

26 Nov, 2014, 7:02 am

I'll at least give it credit for not being called "Jurassic Park."

I'm looking at you, Mortal Kombat, The Thing, Tomb Raider, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Sonic the Hedgehog...

xXPichu832Xx

26 Nov, 2014, 7:17 am

I feel ya...Why couldn't they stop at one?

Larka

26 Nov, 2014, 12:18 pm

UPDATE: To be honest there does seem to be some cool elements going for it: a new artifically designed super-predator, trained attack raptors, a possible return to the first two movies' suspense and horror (sorry Jurassic Park III but you wearn't all that suspenseful), a return to the classic raptor design, possible other new dinosaur spechies, and at least some involvement with practical effects and non-greenscreen environments. Though still not sure if it'll be GREAT, but surely better then the other mediocre movies they're pushing out these days.

malarkey

26 Nov, 2014, 11:13 pm

Hey, I finished one of your requests! :D

malarkey

27 Nov, 2014, 12:17 am

Re: Yay! Glad you like it! x3
The other request should finished soon. c:

I called the weird snakes in the playback Doge snakes due to the coloring. I would have finished them but I realized I can't draw snakes. xD

malarkey

27 Nov, 2014, 4:27 am

I've finished the second request as well!

monkfishlover

27 Nov, 2014, 6:31 am

I'm only going to see it for the dinosaurs. :D

monkfishlover

27 Nov, 2014, 6:34 am

Also I think that in-movie advertise.ments can be amazing, like the I-HOP fight scene in Man of Steel (that scene was hilarious), and the Subway restaurant inside of a subway in Sharknado 2.

malarkey

27 Nov, 2014, 10:05 pm

Re: Glad you like it! I'll probably (spelling??) try after Thanksgiving.
And as for names, i'm not very creative with them, but I can give some suggestions? Alot of Latin names because... I know some Latin? Why not.
Noxis/Nox (The night/night... I think.)
Miles (Knight)
Raptor (I believe Velociraptor means swift seizure in Latin.)
Panzer (German for Tank, I think.)
You don't have to use these if you don't want them. xD
I've forgotten alot over school break. 8'D

malarkey

27 Nov, 2014, 10:06 pm

Shading it after Thanksgiving is over* Bluh.

OmegaSkyler

05 Mar, 2017, 8:15 pm

Whats wrong with CGI or future tech? i kinda get what you mean but i am not bashing the movie just because of cgi. i liked it. sure some parts were a little cliche but its still good.

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