*waits*

-Hugs Gryph- I KNOW ITS A PRIVAT CHAT BUT I DID MISS YOU WHILE I WAS GONE D:
yea... I was shocked as well...

Ill leave now. c:

Xremen: ahriey! come back!

*hugs*

i forgive you.

and thanks for apologizing

...in my favorite language

bitte schon :3

Xremen: losT my chance.

Keikal: nope im dragging her back in here. then i'll let you two be moiraily.

Xremen: danke oyo

Keikal: je vous en prie

(IM NOT SURE IF THATS YOU'RE WELCOME BUT THATS WHAT GOOGLE SAID)

i will be waiTing paTienTly

Keikal: im trying. after she comes imma see eruvil. :p

(THE DOG IM PETSITTING HAS STANKY BREATH AND I KEEP TRYNA PREVENT HIM FROM LICKING MY FACE SO I DONT SMELL IT.)

-Ahriey is sleepy high- MY BESTIE'

HAHA. COMER<3 XREMEN.

(one more thing about my matesprit before were done with this: shes a john egbert cosplayer X3)

( I Drew Lucifer From TDIAPT HE SLEEPS IN A BOX :D )

okay :y

(EW.)

(OF COURSE i have to shower. so bBS/BBL.)

Keikal: JE VOUS EN PRIE

*dashes off to eruvil's hive*

(HHHHHH COME BACK)

(fawn stay so xremen can still see ahriey)

(BRBEETLES MOM IS MOMMING. GO DRAW A COW OR SOMETHIN)

( ok' MMM So like. why the hell didnt u come to church?

(cause mom woke us up late and we didnt have time)

LUCIFER IS AWSOME (not the devil. Frick him.)
HES LIKE A MALE YOU. ALWAYS ON THE COMPUTER/GAMEING
HE SLEEPS IN A BAX XD

( remember: LISTEN HERE HAGRED yoU fAT OAF! XD )

(LUCIFER IS AWESOME LOL XD)

(HAGRID YOU FAT OAF X'D

I JUST DIED LAUGHING AT THAT XD)

(I CANT REMEMBER THE,PRE-APOCOLYPS I GUESS NOTHING RHYMS WITH THAT EXEPT FOR 'TOCO LIPS'
Fawn darling. Go to bed... ypur tired.)

Taco*

Lucifer orderd some reptiles from the internet, his roomate got mad XD Lucifer IS a demon

I WOULD DO THAT

HEEEEY ROOMIES.

*LIZARD PARTY*

Look at my favorites. like the first one is Lucy.

AND THEN HE TRIED ON BRA XD

(it isnt showing up)

WELL THEN.

I hurt the ginger bread boy
cuz hes pretend-bread boy
little cookie man, never waved to me
so he got knocked out.

MAN CUZ I FLOW
WELL
JIGGY JAR JAR
DOOO
DUR DUR DUR DEE DER.

AHRIEY GO TO BED

fawn you're drunk XD

BUT YE CANT SLEEP, XREMEN NEEDS YOU

BUT GRYPH TAKES TEN YEAR SHOWERS HHH

ADMIT IT U LAUHED AT MY RANDOMNESS

I SNICKERED LIKE A XEHVER XD

LUCIFER IS KAWAII

I THREW A BRICK IN THE AIR

THAT SHOULDNT MATTER CUZ A BRICK IS JUST A BRICK

LA JIGGY JAR JAR DOO

XREMEN HURRY UP

DUDE. HE IS AWSOME.
I WANNA SHOW YOU ONE EPISODE, ITS MAINLY FOCUSED ON HIM.

He sounds ALOT like Sryn

._. i hate animeeeee

ITS LIKE 10 MIN GOD. :T

10 minutes of paaaaaaaain

OH MAH GAWD RAYQUANDA IZ GUNNA DAI WHEN SHE HEAR DIS
LEMME GET IN DIS HOUSE
LEMME GET IN DIS HOUSE NEIGHBOR.

OH MY GOD RAYQUANDA LEMME TELL U DIS
LEMME TELL YOU
Rayquanda: YES TELL ME WHAT IT IS BAYBEH.
I SEEN DURELL FU.CKING SOME B'ITCH NA,MED DEALTRICE

Rayquanda: OH MAI G.AY
OH MAH GUR
Rayquanda: OH MY G'AY

LORD JESUS IM NOT GHETTO

i hATE ANIME TOO :D

i need help.

But On friday night Me and Lex Watched Anime... Untill I fell asleep... Then srYNIX SLAPPED ME WAKE.
THANKS SRYN' Or Rin....
ANYWAY THANKS WILLIAM.

HHH GHETTO AND ASIAN DOES NOT GO WELL. STICK WITH BEING ASIAN XD

YAY XREMEN IS BACK. AHRIEY XREMEN MOIRAIL TIME

William was like a rin' YESTERDST HE TRICKED ME TO GO OUTSIDE. AND HE THREW A WATER BALLOON AT ME. IT WAS FREEZING OUT

OMG HE'S AWESOME XD

TOTALLY SOMETHING RIN WOULD DO

gryyyyyph

(well if y<>v wanted h<>nesty thats all y<>v had t<> say
1 never want t(x) let y(x)u d(x)wn, (x)r have y(x)u g(x) "1t's better (x)ff th1s way"
f<>r all the d.irty l<><>ks, the ph<>t<>graphs y<>vr b<>yfriend t<><>k
Remember when y(x)u br(x)ke y(x)ur f(x)(x)t fr(x)m jump1ng (x)ut the sec(x)nd fl(x)(x)r?

im n<>t <>kay
1'm n(x)t (x)kay.
im n<>t <>kay
Y(x)u wear me (x)ut.

what will it take t<> sh<>w y<>v that its n<>t the life it seems
I t(x)ld y(x)u time and time again, y(x)u sing the w(x)rds but d(x)n't kn(x)w what it means
t<> be a j<>ke and l<><>k, an<>ther line with<>vt a h<><>k
I held y(x)u cl(x)se as we b(x)th sh(x)(x)k, f(x)r the last time, take a g(x)(x)d hard l(x)(x)k!

im n<>t <>kay
I'm n(x)t (x)kay.
im n<>t <>kay
Y(x)u wear me (x)ut.

f<>rget ab<>vt the d.irty l<><>ks
The ph(x)t(x)graphs y(x)ur b(x)yfriend t(x)(x)k
y<>v said y<>v read me like a b<><>k
But the pages are all t(x)rn and frayed n(x)w!

im <>kay
I'm (x)kay!
im <>kay, n<>w
(I'm (x)kay n(x)w)

(cont)

fawn delete yer chat i dun wanna get in trouble

Sure

(bvt y<>v really need t<> listen t<> me
Because 1'm tell1ng y(x)u the truth
i mean this, im <>kay!
(Trust me.)

im n<>t <>kay
1'm n(x)t (x)kay
well, im n<>t <>kay
1'm n(x)t (x)-f.uck1ng-kay
im n<>t <>kay
I'm n(x)t (x)kay
(<>kay)

(i was bored))

(omg every time i brush my teeth i go: BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH YOUR TEETH BRUSH EM ALL DAY LONG....EXCEPT YOU BRUSH FOR 2 MINUTES SO NOW I'LL END THIS SONG)

-Ahriey Snapped out of her durpy faze, Rembering that her moirail isnt here, She Begins to tear up, Her head lowers-
Xremen... I miss you.

(daww.)

(*phase not faze

I DONT EVEN THINK FAZE IS A WORD)

( I had a bit of RP practice From Garrett. Besides We Rp like everyday e-e )

SHUT UP IM TIRED' I MENT
PHASE >:U

Wheres Keikal.. Or Srynix... I need a hug.
-She looks up, Her face is a mess, Tears are smeard-

*Ahriey gets a hug from behind*

(i tYPED ALL THAT FOR NO REPLY???)

*srynix is with bucket, keikal is with eruvil*

(I SAID DAWW CAUSE I DIDNT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY)

( reply. XD )

X-Xehver?

(XEHVER?

XEHVER IS EXPLORING ALTERNIA REMEMBER?)

Your Home Already? I thought You werenr coming back for like another month
( Shes too stupid to look behind her xc Baka. )

*the voice aint xehver's. uh. gryph respond*

( HOW TALL IS XRENEN-SAN?
Ahriey is 5'2
my height XD )

//but it isnt Xehver. the arms, they look more like... Xremen's. and it's not Xehver's voice that comes, it's...

hey, ahriey. uyu

//Xremen.

-the arms around ahriey arent of xehver, and the troll is shorter as well-

(Xremen is like... uh... let's say 5'11")

(Xehver is 6'3 like shamus btw XD)

-She squeaks turning around, Hugging him pretty tightly-
Xremen....
-She is like purring in his arms-

(GOOD JESUS LORD
:-: )

i missed you, a loT

(He felt arms wrap around him, a cheek against his neck. Eridan.

But Karkat's voice came.

"I'm sorry. So f.ucking sorry.")

(Serebi: AHRIEEEEY THE SHORT NEKKOEEEEEEE X'D

ok ok im sorry

im also taller

SORRYNOTSORRY)

(DONT QUOTE FNAF IMMA CRY OnO)

(FNAF? WTF. TOSOTH

hOW DO YOU EVEN MIX THOSE UP.)

( -Ahriey puntches her tummy lightly-, Shut. Up. :T )

(fANTROLL HEIGHTS (males):

Esirix: 5'8"
Vexare: 5'4"
Xremen: 5'II"
Aldous: six'one" (he grew an inch lol)
Braken: five'seven"
Zhacce: five'six"
Reaver: six'six"
Selris: five'ten"
Vinett: six'three"
Nevril: six'five"
Bucket: six'four")

(THERES NO T IN PUNCH

Serebi: eyyy i love being taller

*aldous walks up, being way taller than both of them*

Serebi: dam.n it.)

I did too.. So uhh.. w-while I was Absent, I tought myself SOME guitar...

(ovo

1'm tallest.)

( IDONTCAREITSPASTMYBEDTIME

can i hear whaT you know? oyo

(Jhazze: 5'10
Keikal: 5'6
Xehver: six'three
Serebi: five'five (except im like five'six or seven now?)
Srynix: same as xremen
bluhhhhg)

( WOAH WOAH WOAH, WHO IS REAVER. WHAT? )

Braxian'.. Who is he? ;-; )

(serebi: *pouts* stop being tall. im not gonna grow anymore so im frickin short forever.)

(SPELLED HIS NAME WRONG DONT GET MAD AT ME GRYPH D:)

(Braken is jhazze's best friend who also makes music)

( -Ahriey grouls- Really Serebi....
really...
YOUR short?! )

But Xreeemenn IT SUCKS BAD.
;-:

(Serebi: *stands up next to tall-as-fu.ck aldous*

YOU CALL THIS TALL? ALDOUS IS LIKE A BILLION TIMES TALLER THAN ME.)

(brb)

( So I found a song where jhazze made dub and Ahri was,pressing random buttons XD )

i donT care, leT me hear iT

(1 w(x)uldn't be s(x) tall anym(x)re 1f y(x)u saw me w1th Syntul... He's f.ucking 6'7".)

(for a guy, Vexare is such a tiny isnt he.)

She Strums a random guitar-
does diff chordes
T...there.
HAH IM BAD AT THIS :D

( Ahriey scoots close to Vex then whispers, " Yo. Welcome to the short club" c: )

(Serebi: well im still short.

Jhazze: *tall jhazze* hey.
//kisses vexare's lips)

( in Tomodachi Fawn and Vexare are bestfriends. e-e )

(what the shellfish. no)

JHAZZE. D: WERE SHORT ;-; )

(and gimme my game back. like take it out and give it back so ur mom doesnt take it)

kay.

Im going to hate this friday
AND HOW WAS YOUR HOLLOWEEN.... SIS..... )

(Im off to bed if no one will repond' e-e' )

(twas good.)

( Who went with you? )

(Yep... Bye... Xremen... u-u )

(... Off to bed I Go. Nighty* See you guys Whenever* )

(Imagine: troll and human Vexare becoming anorexic)

(Imagine both jhazzes trying to get the vexares to eat even a little bit of food)

Re: gryph was that to the Smile picture and me posting it or that my ds broke?
If its to the Smile picture i drew it because I want Olivia to die of the pictures cuteness.

Woldn't be cool to have fantroll who color blind

(your fl mii: why no more Bee? o^o)

(and the vexares refuse, they say theyre fine, they say theyre just trying to look better)

(theres a possibility Sollux is colour blind)

Internet commenting sucks. Atleast I have spell check. XD

oh, i got tired of it. i'll change it back eventually o3o.....

and the jhazzes would tell them that they look just fine, and starving themselves wont get them anywhere

and thats awesome :o

and theyd start crying and say that theyre fat as f.uck, and theyll look better, they promise

the jhazze's would tell, them that they're already skinny enough and they're perfect how they are and that they love them very much. then they'd passionately kiss them on the lips

and theyd push them away, and theyre sobbing by now, and theyd say "how could you love someone like me"

The jhazze's would tell them every way they were special. They would tell the vexare's everything they love about them, and keep trying to comfort them.

(no aPOSTROPHES. just jhazzes and vexares)

the vexares would say theyre disgusting in more ways that theyre good, and that the things the jhazzes are saying are nowhere close in comparison to the disgusting part of him

the jhazzes would silence the vexares with a kiss and hold them close....and soothingly stroke them

the vexares would just sob and sob, until they calmed down, and wanted to drift into sleep

the jhazzes would cuddle them :3

and the vexares, though feeling so tired, would not sleep. their body wouldn't let them. they'd just lay there, not even completely cuddling the jhazzes back. and once the jhazzes fell asleep, the vexares would once again start harshly critisizing (sp?) themself, and they would start crying again as well.

the crying would wake up the jhazzes, causing them to leave for the kitchens.

and a while later, they'd return to their vexares with a fresh baked slice of home-made pie and some water

they would convince the vexares to eat

and the vexares would say theyre scared

but eventually, theyd realize.

they need food.

and yes, they would be convinced.

the jhazzes would attempt to feed their mates

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