Sherlock:"I had the worst dream! You were there and so was Mary. Also Glaxster. And that retched pony and who was dancing on my chest!?"
Watson:"I was."
Sherlock:"Were you calling me a selfish bass.tard" (exuse my french plz)
Watson:"Maybe."
Sherlock:"Why is my leg itchy?"
Watson:"Because you have a large piece of wood sticking out of it. I will have to pull that out."